I still love the lawsuit from this game: "Child was traumatized when she saw the head of an animatronic fall off & roll across the floor. Child was asked if she was okay. Staff told the head to please not ask any more questions."
“Hey uh, boss?” “Yes” “We have a lawsuit against us about a kid getting injured by an atracttion.” “So?” “Boss, we only have a jar of pickles in the establishment.”
OBJECTION!!!! While the ball pit didn't have a knife in it. An animatronic with multiple safety hazards and intent to harm, was found in the discount ball pit.
"Your Honour, Newton's third law states that all actions have an equal and opposite reaction. This means that the child has also headbutted my fist, making their argument irrelevant"
In theory, it was the child that walked into Mr. Laroche's fist. And, in addition, since atoms simply align, as opposed to collisions (if he had touched that child, then my client's hand and his face would have reacted on a chemical level), it can be deduced that my client, Johnathan Laroche II, did not, in fact, brutally beat a child to death. In response to the second allegation, it was native Americans who plucked those ghost orchids. Mr. Laroche did not technically touch the plant, so cannot be tried for such perpetration.
I sat down at my desk working on a project of mine listening to this. When the music abruptly stopped, I panicked for a second only to realize an entire hour had passed.
"Kid, it's just a scratch." "I NEED A MAGIC GUY IN A WHITE CAPE!!!" "...FINEEEEEE... ...I'll take you to a doctor..." *Later, at my ex-lover's pediatric office* "Yeah, he fractured... ...one hundred bones. He will be rendered helpless for the rest of his life." "WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" "What a bummer. You know, I was planning to do something with my life, but fuck it. Die in peace, you helpless pest."
Your honor, I was trying to get the true ending in FNAF 6 by getting a bunch of animatronics to enter my establishment and burning it down. Little Susie getting her frontal lobe bitten off by an old, decayed animatronic is just a byproduct of this goal. You just need to trust the process.
"She witnessed the head of an animatronic fall off and roll across the ground. When asked if she was ok, she screamed. Staff asked the head not to ask any more questions."
'Sir, someone is suing us for an animatronic biting a child. We only have a Bucket and a Crate, how tf did this happen?' 'Motherfucker tried to take my turn at Candy Cadet.'
@@user-nf9rn1pj1s When the kill streak of Micheal's pizzaeria Exceeds that of D a v e M i l l e r you know that is the average fnaf pizza simulator game.
LOL something was just telling me "but why should you comment under this comment if you already did it?" and i didnt trust myself and so i did it again. welp! time to sue myself!
@@KennethV2000 I can't imagine hating a voice, myself. Nor can I imagine replying to a month-old comment just to say whether or not I hate a popular entertainer's voice.
Despite being the least of our worries at any given moment, we must always remember that getting sued is, in fact, just as life-ending as being stuffed into a costume by sentient, vengeful animatronics.
@@Ukeboii No, it is the costumes. Even the non-springlock ones are dangerous, as said in the first game by Phone Guy. The non-springlock ones are probably even more dangerous since at least the Springlock ones were made to have people inside, but the others didn't. That is how you die in the first game.
@@Vayne29 Nah the judge was like "Wait, "my honor?" You.. really mean that? I sentence you to a 30 minute discussion over coffee, y'know, if you're like interested or something "
Buying Lefty is a waste of 5005 dollars His salvage value is *_5000 dollars_* People pretty much buy Lefty just for the meme nowadays (or if they’re playing blind and have no idea he’s salvageable) Salvaging him is pretty much how you’ll get the money to fight all the lawsuits he’ll cause Edit: After a particularly successful FFPS Wednesday, I've realised buying Lefty is a free early $20.000 if you somehow get the 4 rockstars (which happened to me thanks to Orville being discounted)
In reality, Helpy doesn't know how to solve the lawsuits; he's just using his last braincell to stop himself from eating the paper and puttting the pencil up his nose.
It’s said in the FNaF books that, while Henry was in charge of the animatronics, Afton was the business side of the venture. He had to deal with this much paperwork every day. It’s no wonder he became a serial killer.
“ she witnessed the head of an animatronic fall off and roll across the ground ” “ when asked if she was ok, she screamed. *Staff asked the head not to ask any more questions* ”
I started a fresh game, had 0 animatronics, got sued on day one for a kid being injured by an animatronic, got bankrupt ending because of it. 9/10 would play again.
"Your honor, I didn't think he was gonna put THAT type of coke in the drink fountain!" "What do you mean the mascot character bit a kid's head?! It's a bucket on a stick!!" "...I get that the child died, your honor, but five bucks is real cheap for tech like this." "So what if a kid fell off the ride? It was only three-and-a-half feet above ground level."
Okay, I once got a lawsuit like this : "My child's head was bitten by an animatronic, he broke 206 bones and he's now in the hospital!" *My pizzeria had absolutely no animatronics yet, not even the garbage ones*
The overly humorous cases also blend in with the ones that just go to show you can literally sue over absolutely anything. "He fell off a ride, got up, and then fell down again." This is the prime example
Or the one where the lawsuit says a girl was effectively lobotomized because she was a valley girl type that barely functioned as a person except for hanging out with friends at the mall
I love the one lawsuit “She witnessed the head of an animatronic fall off and roll across the ground. When asked if she was ok, she screamed. Staff asked the head not to ask any more questions.”
''8 Missing Children, food poisoning, broken ribs, 1 Confirmed death, Children with deep wounds, Bitten children, twisted ankles, served limbs, Children drowned in the ballpit, stabbed children, 1 Near manslaughter'' Didn't we just open?
A young girl was left impossibly and grossly traumatized due to the negligence of defendant Fazbear Entertainment, Inc. She witnessed the head of an animatronic fall off and roll across the ground. When asked if she was ok, she screamed. Staff asked the head not to ask any more questions.
Your honor, My animatronic "Lefty" is not responsible for 12 murders, 50 assaults, 768 robberies, and 9182 cases of E. Coli. It was simply performing the show. I rest my case.
The next day: Your honor, My animatronic “Lefty” is not responsible for 6,478,203 manslaughters, 12 nukes being deployed, 37 atomic bomb explosions, the fall of Brazil, 5 world wars, the second coming of Jesus Christ, morbius movie, 400+ companies going out of business, Joe Biden’s pregnancy, 50 million mirrors smashed, the rise of shit rating per day, 12 more countries fallen, 5,306,786,289 cases of the the Spanish Flu, 706 million people dead, and the collapse of Uranus and MyWienner It was simply just performing the show. I rest my case
me losing my attention every 5 seconds and then going back to the homework, staring at it for 5 seconds, losing attention and ultimately deciding to put it off till the very last minute it is due to
"Your honor, as you can see, and probably agree, humans must be held accountable for their wrongdoings. Therefore, I would kindly ask, why am I being sued when clearly the child was the one that went to give the animatronic a kiss?"
He's trying to figure out if his client was actually being domestically abused or if they hurt themself to make their ex-partner seem bad so they would get custody of the kids and while doing that, he's just jamming out to this
I said a million times before and I'll say it again : the most unrealistic thing about this whole franchise isn't the possessed animatronics or the robotic humans, but the fact that this fucking company is somehow still in business.
Plus one of the endings in fnaf 6 literally says that fazbear entertainment is no longer a corporate entity edit: guys stop liking this im tired of getting notifications of it
the company was probably operating at a loss, but Henry does not care as the business is only there to bait the loose animatronics, like what happens during the good ending.
This game was truly a Gem among many. I love Scott's sense of humor...there's a charm to his games like none other that's as much part of Fnaf's dna as the scares themselves. Thanks for bringing back this nostalgia.
The game isnt even lying its just straight up like "Your business is screwed, your being sued, you have to survive 4 more nights, and 8 children just went missing"
@@glugs3356 Same logic Fazbear Entertainment used themselves, ironically; couldn't care less when kids were merced outside the establishments, but once kids disappeared _in_ the pizzerias (and their remains were then found dripping out of the robots' mouths), shit starts to hit the fan.
I played the game and they're actually hilarious Like no joke one was: "Child traumatzed by defendant Fazbear Entertainment after one of the animatronics heads came off and rolled across the floor towards him. After he was asked if he was ok, he screamed in horror. The head was asked not to ask any more questions. He awoke from a 10 week coma completely lobotomized, only able to eat junk food and chat with his boyfriends."
And cj says: Ah shit here we go again Worst place in a world Rollin heights balla country Aint represented grove street for five years But ballas wont give a shit
@@AndrewGarfield_ My point was: his first reply was unfunny, your reply to him was unfunny and unwanted, and my reply to you was unfunny, unwanted, and unpleasant, nobody is laughing, nobody wanted this
Helpy: "Ok let's see what we got today-" Document: "My kid broke 150 bones, lost 17 teeth, and lost an eye that he didn't notice until he got home, IT WAS THE BALLPIT!" Helpy: "what the actual heck"
