The NEW Jehovah's Witness Convention DESTROYED ME 💀

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@exjwpandatower Месяц назад

We did it guys! We made it through the con-vention 🎉 please consider becoming a channel member for early access to all the vids: ru-vid.com/show-UCDLalBD_PsUrj4ZEeWW7Tigjoin

@DeadheartZero Месяц назад

We did? Why does it feel like it's not over?

@Onyxsakura7 Месяц назад

Jesus loves you and will keep loving you forever Come back to him and cast all your hurts and worries on Him He will show you true love, the real love that you are seeking for that this world is unable to provide. No matter how hard you try, the regular chores of life will never be fulfilling to you I pray you seek the Lord’s presence ❤

@titanomachy2217 Месяц назад

My headcanon concerning JW heaven is that the language of the angels is Australian English, and they all have a heavy Bogan accent. That does make their heaven seem surprisingly chill, I have to admit.

@bladenot-runner1795 Месяц назад

@@titanomachy2217 My headcannon is that it's just 144,000 JWs in a dingy convention center. No lunch breaks, no reprieve, just an endless convention for the rest of eternity.

@titanomachy2217 Месяц назад

@@bladenot-runner1795 Sounds worse than Hell. Makes me shudder with fear...and boredom, lol.

@YourLocalNirvanaFan Месяц назад

I don't struggle with homosexuality. I'm very good at it

@robertgrey6101 Месяц назад

@YouLocalNirvanaFan To each their own, Liberal and "Liberated"?

@VincentEdelstein Месяц назад

Helll yeaahhhh me too 😎😎😎😎

@1991LMR Месяц назад

Same 🎉

@wonkydonk9073 Месяц назад

I only struggle sometimes, but I'm kinda into it.

@Rinayye Месяц назад

Same i get a lot of girls/enby ppl

@levinav2297 Месяц назад

"Satan doesn't want you to think critically." I think it's the other way around.

@VincentEdelstein Месяц назад

LEGIT

@nablamakabama488 Месяц назад

Literally the first thing in the bible he did Dzhaehouva didn’t like was to convince humans to eat the fruit of knowledge.

@andymuggloy6969 Месяц назад

Maybe it was on purpose, and the GB is more self aware than we realize.

@andmos1001 Месяц назад

@@nablamakabama488 To be honest, we might never have eaten the fruit of knowledge at all based on how we as a species interact with each other. I think we just eat the fruit of sapience

@annemccormick2561 Месяц назад

Critical thinking not bad us it

@NoFalseTruth Месяц назад

I hate how if someone helps them, it's always "jehovah helped me" and not "wow, that was really nice of that person."

@anonymous47477 Месяц назад

Based.

@khamphathegioi8976 27 дней назад

correct

@yeseniajimenez158 24 дня назад

inis about that person but if you pray about than Jehovah did help you

@Artkatie Месяц назад

"the end is just around the corner" The corner in question is a circle. (They keep running in circles saying that the end is soon)

@AgnesBooth-zu7tw Месяц назад

And it does end Bu no they way they were told The end if for them Because they die of old age.

@jezrelbalatbat9930 Месяц назад

@@AgnesBooth-zu7tw because you have no faith and you choose not to believe in Jehovah so you will not be seen in paradise so sad😢😢

@Artkatie 29 дней назад

@@jezrelbalatbat9930 get out of that cult while you still can. I hate seeing people be indoctrinated into doomsday cults.

@lungdisease666 28 дней назад

@@jezrelbalatbat9930 get out of that horrible cult, it ruined my life.

@HansJuergen-ps8bt 27 дней назад

@@jezrelbalatbat9930 If you aren't trolling, get out as fast as you can. This is the best advice anyone could give you. GET OUT! You can believe in imagi-bro in the heavens, but don't do it in dangerous cults like the Jehovas. Deprograming is a mess, but once you are out, you will get your life back. People in the real world don't all act like narcissit a*holes, there are some nice people out there, but not in that cult.

@benfox1462 Месяц назад

The governing body is so out of touch with reality in their castle. All the families in these dramas are rich. Their "struggle" to simplify makes me sick

@leogolive Месяц назад

Exactly. You never see any real struggling families in these dramas.

@cherylseebreth328 29 дней назад

The governing body members' bellies are filled with food all day every day. The members feed them.😂😂

@BeavisMcThe Месяц назад

"In the following dramatization note how Panda exposes how cults operate. Enjoy!"

@user-id9oi1py4t Месяц назад

How is this 2 weeks ago 🤔🙃

@ivoryremains Месяц назад

@@user-id9oi1py4t it was a members only video but it went public, beavis is a member

@BeavisMcThe Месяц назад

I commented when it was still available to members only

@user-id9oi1py4t Месяц назад

@@BeavisMcThe oh,makes sense

@FrancoisGraham-ek7zo 28 дней назад

That's what we doing watching it so let us watch it.

@davidreda1211 Месяц назад

"Distorted view of sex," you mean like how the GB inserted itself(no pun or sexual innuendo intended) into JW marriages with regards to certain sexual practices? What a married couple does in the privacy of their bedroom is none of the GB's business.

@AgnesBooth-zu7tw Месяц назад

No But then they change their view point to gods view And then they have permission. Like entering the master login in a pc Once the government boddy sign the account as God, they have acees to all data.

@SarahHill-jh6gs 11 дней назад

@@AgnesBooth-zu7tw Imagine a Messenger or believers of God ordering other believers what to do during husband and wife romance time instead of preaching about the actual religion.

@IamStillrich 10 дней назад

In u end. Oh! I would say screw them, but... They just really need to pay me back real currency. Nothing symbolic that has no value. Real estate works for me. Indeed! There is a reason many of them forget their own names as well as how to spell their children's names.

@nanopanda Месяц назад

so rather than just ignoring the bi girl and just leaving it at that, JWs should be convinced to talk to queer people and convince them that they're going to hell?

@shomami921 Месяц назад

Yes they don’t mind their business they’re so annoying

@nablamakabama488 Месяц назад

I didn’t even understand it. Was she his ex? Is he considering him telling his ex that she’ll go to hell?

@stevenhuntley8706 Месяц назад

I've never understood this approach. It's just negging. If I walk up to someone and ask them out and they say no, so I respond by screaming at them that they are a this, a that, and other slurs to boot, why would they turn around and be like, "hold up, all of a sudden he seems reasonable and mature, I should hear him out." Why do people think that works for religion if it doesn't work for dates?

@monus782 Месяц назад

@@stevenhuntley8706 that reminds me that when I was a very conservative Catholic (Mass in Latin and dressing up like it was the 1950’s) I somehow came to the conclusion that democracy should be done away with entirely and that things like the Inquisition should be brought back to deal with the Protestants once and for all. Logical conclusion to thinking that abortion and gay people existing were the cause of the West dying and I wasn’t alone in thinking that. So yeah… We were basically the Christian version of ISIS and the Taliban looking back at it, one of my therapists was convinced I had left a cult but in terms of intensity I still had it easy compared to someone raised Mormon or JW. I guess many folks have the idea that the ends justify the means (aka saving people from hell or Armageddon) so that’s why they double down when confronted to the reality you mentioned.

@eccepasser Месяц назад

Based

@soundthealarm83 Месяц назад

A ten minute concluding talk recapping the convention, followed by a 15 minute prayer recapping the convention

@DeadheartZero Месяц назад

This zoom into their mouths makes me feel as uncomfortable as hearing them speak.

@Duhble07 Месяц назад

My cringe moment was when I saw the Christmas lights in the backyard. When would a JW ever think it was a good idea to hang up lights bcuz it mimics “pagan” celebrations, e.g. a holiday or birthdays, which are forbidden fruit.

@murlepeterson6028 Месяц назад

Neighbor lives in an apartment in her Elder son's house! JW elder has / allows Christmas lights all over his house, around windows, his mom says it is for extra light when walking at night to her son's part of the house, as if no other lights are out there .

@alomaalber6514 Месяц назад

@@murlepeterson6028 that is a practical and recommended elder care tip for self or others past a certain age! But now we do not need to worry about their views on any issue!

@missironmouse Месяц назад

I never heard that when I was a JW, lots teens had those lights up in their room, no one said anything

@cultytalk Месяц назад

The lights were IN THE TREES IN THE YARD!! WOW. No way they'd all be OK with that. I would put lights out twisted around my deck in summer...but NEVER in the trees! That says Christmas clearly.

@rosestea6534 Месяц назад

I HAD JW'S STANDING NEAR MY TRAIN STATION AND ONE CHASED ME DOWN TO TRY PREACH TO ME. I JUST RAN FOR IT MAN-

@sad_doggo2504 Месяц назад

This sounds like a great premise for a horror movie.

@AgnesBooth-zu7tw Месяц назад

Don't run Confrot their own believes If anything buy a Bible start reading it, but as a work of fiction not faith then fight back.

@rosestea6534 Месяц назад

@@AgnesBooth-zu7tw I am so sorry but I am not indulging in this religion. I want nothing to do with them

@rosestea6534 Месяц назад

@@sad_doggo2504 It felt like one.

@AgnesBooth-zu7tw Месяц назад

@rosestea6534 You need to learn on how to read, I didn't say join them, I said learn to fight back I do agree with your answer tho, its not for everyone If you don't feel comfy with a Bible (regardless of context) don't do it.

@lorenisevil Месяц назад

The part of the drama where The husband's work wants him to leave for 2 weeks and then he imagines his family suffering in child not doing well is actually saying women can't handle raising children properly or maintaining anything without the man present. It's just more misogynist propaganda.

@shomami921 Месяц назад

Which is crazy because most of the time men are the ones that can’t handle to stay with their kids alone.

@heathergriggs4463 Месяц назад

This is so true. If I leave my husband alone with the kids I expect the house to be an absolute disaster when I get back.

@reece1929 Месяц назад

Or are they saying that he's weak? Is he planning on clapping some cheeks while he's gone, or is he so boring that he's worried she'll appreciate his absence? 🤦‍♀️

@SomeDudeSomewhereOverThere Месяц назад

Oh the gathering.... The place where half the congregation is not invited because they're not popular or cool.

@evaarnold5838 27 дней назад

That was painful to watch, the only good parts were the commentary😉!! Boring!!!! I’m falling asleep hearing this clips from my he convention. Same info since I left 25 yrs ago!!

@augustruss9499 Месяц назад

"these are the last days of the last days." Also watchtower, "Come back to the convention for the comming of the choosen one part 2." LOL

@cathrinewhite7629 Месяц назад

I've been out of this org for over 25 years now. Wow! I forgot what a scam they run! It's kind of like a mafia-lite😅

@davidreda1211 Месяц назад

Or used bible salesman. I never could get over just how much the Theocratic School & field service meetings were like sales meetings, honing a sales pitch.

@cathrinewhite7629 Месяц назад

@@davidreda1211 agreed- but I don't know how they made the money to run and keep increasing the footprint of their production facilities, pioneer schools and farms that produced all their food. I mean, magazines were .05-.25, books were like a dollar (or less) while I was in. I know there were donations from each hall. But these guys were pretty well off, even had their own law firm!

@davidreda1211 Месяц назад

@@cathrinewhite7629, tax loopholes/deductions, the likes of which we're not privy to.

@hauntedhalo2264 24 дня назад

JW mafia lolz

@purplepandas72 Месяц назад

never-JW here, and I think that song sounds extremely Christmas-y! cringed at the hipster husband fixing his sink

@Liceling Месяц назад

Oh. The song absolutely sounds like a traditional Christmas song

@chrisarsenaux Месяц назад

I hope my donations didn’t go to their acting lessons 😮

@Regular_Show_Benson Месяц назад

It’s all jehover for the watchtower

@kerry_runs Месяц назад

Sneaky good comment!

@kubakielbasa5987 Месяц назад

They say that the end is just behind the corner. Question is: which corner? What if that corner is an illusion? What if the path to that corner doesn't and never will exist?

@AgnesBooth-zu7tw Месяц назад

Pretty sure it's their corner since the view there, is so distort They can't see Jack Chet.

@hittsrus5185 Месяц назад

12:35 is where i lost it. These writers have never observed a conversation between "yang wans."

@Candy-tg8im Месяц назад

i think a collab between you and Alyssa Grenfell would be super interesting! maybe comparing the JW and LDS churches?

@rebeccacarvajal881 Месяц назад

They did collab like two months ago

@hittsrus5185 Месяц назад

They did one! 😊

@ragnarokelerm Месяц назад

AUTISTIC BUSEXUL ARMY ASEMBLE

@julianandhisanimefriends4033 Месяц назад

YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@AgnesBooth-zu7tw Месяц назад

Don't forget ADHD

@uglysongsforuglysouls 29 дней назад

I’m here 🫡

@Hyperfixationelimination Месяц назад

WAIT GOT AN AD FOR JWs RIGHT BEFORE THIS 💀💀

@whitneymouse Месяц назад

They do ads now?!

@Hyperfixationelimination Месяц назад

@@whitneymouse apparently 😂

@haruhwa Месяц назад

paying an ex jw to spread your own lies and wake ppl up is such an L move, watchtower

@DBug8494 29 дней назад

What do you mean? Can you post a link?

@uglysongsforuglysouls 29 дней назад

I get a ton of ads asking me to pray or download bible apps when I watch Panda. They know 😆

@bigd213d Месяц назад

😂That foreskin question was FIRE 🔥 - lol

@magdagood16 Месяц назад

Well, I cringe & cringe & cringe....rest my case 🙄

@DeadEd454 29 дней назад

Is it just me or do all the actors in these videos always sound depressed no matter what situation they're in?

@BobRoigr 24 дня назад

As a former Jehovah's Witness, I remember when I was younger I would go to assemblies, and it would be like a week-long. But at least they gave out food, and you actually wanted to pay attention, cuz at least they had something going for it. But around the turn of the century, I stopped going to the assemblies, because they just became a snoozefest, and after that I started leaving, "the religion" around the year 2000, and because of all of this, that's just how, I've been viewing assemblies since then.

@lucamisuraca Месяц назад

for the first time, i actually had to stop watching halfway through. the "how to build faith" section's promotion and normalisation of bigotry, and just the knowledge that my family and millions of other j-dubs are drilling this into themselves really upset me.

@lucamisuraca Месяц назад

thank you for everything you do, though, panda. i think i speak for a lot of people when i say that your work really validates a lot of what people struggling feel.

@benfox1462 Месяц назад

Wait. Doesn't the governing body tell their followers to be ready to obey them no matter what? Even if it doesn't make sense?

@lcpowell 19 дней назад

Yes “put your faith and trust in the GB” it’s absolutely anti what the Bible teaches

@cellytron Месяц назад

10:10 you literally took the words right out of my mouth, I was about to say, “Joseph?? You mean as in, Mary’s husband, Joseph? What are you even talking about? Has any of that been established? I thought we really only saw Joseph like twice, really early on. Is any of this in the Bible? 🤣”

@BeavisMcThe Месяц назад

Same here! We're starting to think like Pandas 😂

@ravenblackwing7888 Месяц назад

I just watched that lmao These people are insane

@SkipSpotter Месяц назад

Who lives soley to look foreward to the end? I tripped in a huge puddle of lemon flavour cringe

@Jess-kn1wk 24 дня назад

"The edyptians thought the most significant thing you could do in your life- was die." -some documentry.

@davidcd1401 Месяц назад

Thirst trap Jesus 😂😂😂, that cracked me up!

@kubakielbasa5987 Месяц назад

600 hours of preaching a year? ~1.65 hours a day, saturdays and sundays included.

@erincobb3052 Месяц назад

I looked it up, 600 hours is 25 days, that’s not really a lot

@alomaalber6514 Месяц назад

a person could finish college course work in no time with that kind of discipline and drive.

@Raphaeltheslayer 23 дня назад

@@erincobb305224/7? If they could do it for 25 days straight then yeah but most likely it’s taking a few hours out of their day which adds up to 600

@lcpowell 19 дней назад

600 hours a year is about 50 hours a month. Back in the late 90s I remember it being something like 40 hours a month for auxiliary pioneer, 60 for regular and 80+ for special… I aux’d once for one month and gained so much weight because all we did was eat and preach at donut shoppes and fast food.

@lcpowell 19 дней назад

@@alomaalber6514but we were always told not to go to college and to pioneer instead 💔

@rodneywarren645 Месяц назад

He will find out really soon when it comes time to pay his Bills

@alistaircrowley9442 Месяц назад

These little dramas are like HallMark Movies now😂

@lukewarmninja9767 Месяц назад

I wonder what percentage of witnesses look forward to these events. I would be bored out of my mind the entire time.

@nuggetlikestodraw Месяц назад

You always manage to post when I’m sad 🙏

@christopherhei3607 Месяц назад

Funniest moment: 22:43-22:48 "Who are you looking forward to seeing in the Resurrection the most?", "Joseph Stalin" 😂😂

@shongalitzky9686 Месяц назад

Yes Tovarish! I, Josef Stalin, wil mit yu in heven end tich yu ebaut Komyunisem!

@TheJediBrick 19 дней назад

I said "your mom"

@Jana-ho9mu Месяц назад

I lost it almost immediately

@respectthefish4992 Месяц назад

idk when I lost the challenge cuz I was perpetually cringing throughout

@jonr3671 13 дней назад

Holy cow that Good News song at the end was just a little over the top!

@kratosbecrazy3437 Месяц назад

When I was in the religion I NEVER talked with my friends like this lol it’s so unrealistic

@bellanatorres-4548 Месяц назад

Lol I’m the girl dozing off at the meeting (not literally). I fell asleep at every single midweek meeting until I left in my 30’s. Then I learned that I have inattentive adhd. No wonder I couldn’t pay attention to that boring crap! And I felt so guilty about it too

@Und3ad_Z0mbie Месяц назад

“Christmassy” (or how you write it) it sounds like a song from Barbie as the island princess😭😭😭

@brandonperkins176 Месяц назад

Jehovah's Witnesses are so full of crap and not knocking my mother who has been a JW member for 30+ years, she is dillusional.

@roselynyoung3805 Месяц назад

This came out the same time I walked by JWs in the ministry at a book cart wow 👀👀 I thank the funny panda friend for making them so recognizable by literature and style

@christiancancino2253 Месяц назад

11:00 My father did that, he renounced a Government job... Well, I know the taste of rotten beans... Spectacular for young ones! Eating f**ckin rotten food because your family doesn't have money, your father doesn't find job, and when finds it with a "brother", the "brother" pays 25USD/week... For a family of 5... Thanks! I felt the love! 🖕🏻

@Smaug185 Месяц назад

oh we all know stories like that! A pioneer that kept waiting for God to provide didnt have health insurance ends up with type 2 diabetes and loses front teeth.

@Chweemy Месяц назад

went to bed last night listening to the last part, woke up, to a new part!!!

@badcooper235 Месяц назад

That drama is pure evil. It's going to give me nightmares

@shanehuntcreative 24 дня назад

You are a gift to the world! Love your whole channel.

@GoldenSpiderMonkey2480 Месяц назад

Every day Panda posts is a good day. Con-Vention bashing is always my favorite content ❤❤

@ADM.II. Месяц назад

For the Algo 🙌🏾

@hittsrus5185 Месяц назад

Boost

@peterevans884 Месяц назад

These must be the neatest, cleanest Hebrews in the neatest cleanest village in the whole middle east

@ThatWomanJezebel Месяц назад

The hackling laughing dog you inserted made me die laughing.

@soupdragonuk Месяц назад

Panda, you are absolutely fucking hilarious. When you said you'd rather lose a kidney than sit through it again. Then the off-hand remark as you'd look forward to meeting Josef Stalin again made me choke with laughter.

@1Aspen_the_Therian1 Месяц назад

I'm currently dying bc i got a bible ad before the video. (Im not religious, and i haven't been for years, lmao.)

@AgnesBooth-zu7tw Месяц назад

Join he club I'm atheist, but I'm not afraid of using the Bible against them. I don't view faith (religion) to be an inconvenience But the people who is preaching it Why because a lot of them hide their human biases in their faith.

@user-lh8vy6gu1o Месяц назад

The last speaker (in the blue suit jacket) looks like Kent Fisher....i was at patterson when he was there

@emmabunnii_ 28 дней назад

THE RANDOM LAUGHING DOG CLIP TOOK ME OUTTTTT

@Burry1213 29 дней назад

you were right, that end song got me

@anelepaula2824 27 дней назад

As a Christian myself they have become insane

@cardicopiaa2763 Месяц назад

i remember when i was little i was at a convention w/ my parents and i was so bored but i remembered hearing “the end is near” and was absolutely TERRIFIED that i prayed about wanting to believe in jehovah. fast forward 10 years and im the #1 fan of a satanic band and haven’t gone to a meeting in around a year or two.

@crow-t-robot 27 дней назад

I didn't see your username but I knew you were talking about Ghost 😂 I love them!

@mpilwenhlekunene2019 16 дней назад

I remember when i was younger and still part of this church, and one of their members talked about how they lied to recruit someone else by reading a verse that basically says "loves covers a big chunk of sin", and saying it said "the love of weed is a lot of sin" and this was made possible because of how in my mother tongue some words can be spelt the same, but pronounced differently if you emphasise on different parts of the word. So in this case the word means to 'cover', but it can also be read as 'weed'. This story never sat well with me but couldn’t understand why when i was younger but now i know what's wrong with it

@yamatsukami94 Месяц назад

That ending was brilliant

@Cylon333 Месяц назад

One punch man 😂😂 that’s a good one

@davidmay3042 Месяц назад

Are there really people like this .?

@user-kx8np1pu2k Месяц назад

I used to ignore the outline and do my own talj, not one elder noticed

@GiantsXbox 28 дней назад

even as a Christian, I absolutely love what you expose and I get a good laugh as well!

@UnluckyGal Месяц назад

The Beginning Of The Pioneer Segment Felt Like An Antidepressent Commercial 😂

@murlepeterson6028 Месяц назад

Found it strange they ask who are you waiting to meet, then you are told nope, no reason to look into family trees etc omg don'nt go to a cemetary to check names & dates ! Neighbor freaked when I told her I'd been looking into my family's background. YES this " song" sounds Christmasy ! Their new angel stuffies is beyond ....just betond..,BUT you can't have an angel statue in your garden. LOL conventions out here don'nt let nonJWs go unless they are getting baptised. Hard to believe 8 yrs to watch their movie. I can not get how they REALLY believe the use of all their tech once all comes back to br, sittin chatting w Noah, Adam & Eve.. just bizzare..

@davidreda1211 Месяц назад

8 yrs to watch a video. It's almost as if they're not prepping for the "Great Tribulation." Their cognitive dissonance is off the charts to where they can't recognize their contradictions & inconsistencies.

@alphawolf1826 Месяц назад

that outro video killed me lmao

@Jspider56 Месяц назад

It's the fact they're singing about the birth of Jesus for a long portion of that song. That's a VERY Christmasy topic to keep holding a tune to.

@cellytron Месяц назад

29:26 oh hell yeah let’s really throw it allll the way back! If that’s the silent film I think it is, it even predates the JW stuff from 1914!

@Tim_12324 Месяц назад

I'm a Orthodox Christian ☦

@AgnesBooth-zu7tw Месяц назад

I'm atheist and. Bisexual

@snorky222222 13 дней назад

Forget the cringe challenge. The cringe is constant....only interrupted by anger. It's the anger challenge for me.

@deezedayze8550 Месяц назад

Omg Pioneering is not a competition, JWs are so insecure, nothing is done out of love, everything is for show.

@graytonw5238 Месяц назад

"The following day..." Okay, I lost it at that one. 😀 It probably really felt that long listening to it.

@Eviloohoo 28 дней назад

I got TWO “prayer and meditation app” ADS ON THIS VIDEO 😓

@DanTheGamingBro 17 дней назад

I have to do a THREE DAY CONVENTION and they expect me to be ok with that bro. I feel like a prisoner.

@jooper789 Месяц назад

What a crazy religion

@AgnesBooth-zu7tw Месяц назад

Bro the faith is not the issue Is the people who preach it.

@DaemonJerky 27 дней назад

I went to the convention as a non-witness that's never even been to a meeting. AMA

@emmaearhart Месяц назад

As a former non denom Christian, that song absolutely sounds like a Christmas carol😭

@the3danimationdude770 22 дня назад

Those conventions each time are getting crazier and making mistakes that reaveal the own mistakes of the illogical body

@unski7051 27 дней назад

Okay about the Christmasy feeling... I wonder if the people who said that were Finnish, because it absolutely reminds me of a Finnish Christmas hymn En etsi valtaa loistoa. But like, worse.

@TipseyToes 17 дней назад

😩him saying whet my appetite made me upchuck.

@georgeporgy7568 Месяц назад

Just had a witness flashback, remember how they would say, they go out in service just enough to hate it? Trying to force you to go out more.

@gladysbarbour1472 Месяц назад

I must have been out of my mind. I regular pioneered for 22 years, 100 hours a month while raising three children and later a few grandchildren. It's insane and then, blam your eyes are open and you say, "this is all a bunch of BS" and leave.

@koi--- Месяц назад

"WHAT is taking Jehovah SOOOOOOO long??!" .......

@Lucia-ni4oz 24 дня назад

My family was very close to being a JW family since my grandparents on my dads side are in the community and sometimes we had to go to church with them in summer, luckily my mom wasn’t a religious person so we never did any of the missions.

@HerefortheLove 29 дней назад

The zoomed in lip lick took me out 💀 0:01

@johansenospina5356 Месяц назад

The Laughing Dog jump scared the Jehovah out of me 😱

@91722854 Месяц назад

16:18, he is the antithesis to the "just trust me bro"

@bdariamihaela Месяц назад

I usually win the cringe challenge. I'm very hard to cringe, but that final song got to me

@Thebiggerfish11 Месяц назад

6:13 bro that scared tf out of me T-T

@anonymous47477 Месяц назад

I'm having to go and already dreading it. I Hate sitting there for like 6 hours or something. Having to head the same damn thing, hearing that if I don't follow Jehovah's rule, I'll die and won't get to be with my family. Why does it have to be that way?? I love my family I don't wanna follow some guys rules and live in his world and do what HE wants. But I don't wanna lose my Family. It's so scary.

@ChristianBerthiaume Месяц назад

I understand that they're your family and I feel bad but I should tell you...they probably aren't worth it, since obviously they are delusional if they are JWs and if I were you I'd run immediately.