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Have the entire boardwalk burgers joke be on the sound board.

I liked the part where the sponsor is introduced. The sponsor is great. If any sponsors are reading this, sponsor this show because I, like many others, will be more likely to buy your products.

Sonic prediction: Instead of using cgi they just roll a blue basketball down a hill and speeds up the footage

Nobody: Charlie: Keep talking shit about my hair. Still not cutting it!

Kaya's visualizer gives me anxiety, the one bar always picking up audio

But can you get General Sam tho?

Broke: Sweet Dreams Woke: Wet Dreams

I refuse to believe Anthem fans aren't paid actors

If a turgid, guttural Turkish fart doesn’t deserve to make the sound board, I don’t know what does.

Put Jackson saying "shooting up the school" in a soundboard. (From episode with Oney)

Just about to head off to sleep after a hard day and I get a notification from official podcast 'sweet dreams' which is nice ~update - ruined by charlies fart at the start

I professionally watch videos and watched this in a minute, great podcast

I feel like Jackson is the horniest man on earth.

This video was demonetized, Charlies fart audio was claimed by UMG.

Well, who am I to disagree.

I love Andrew's outlook on dreams. The other guys do make a point that it sucks to wake up though

"Guys people worked hard on this game, Show your appreciation!" **Half assed game known as Anthem** While Cory from Santa Monica studios faced horrors and hardship, to the point where in no return. But what happened? A game of the year game was developed. Anthems fan base are drunk.

Day 141 of asking Charlie to put LEGO Star Wars the Complete Saga on the Moist Meter. Dr No is a great movie.

Shoulda been wet dreams libtard. but in all honesty it shouldve been wet dreams

A cop in the rural town of Green Hills will help Sonic escape from the government who is looking to capture him.

My dog just died

4 people dislike this,why it’s a masterpiece of conversation

He is right. Sweet dreams are made of this. I mean who am I to disagree. I travel the world and the Seven seas. I've found now that everybody's looking for something

23:20 "think about something not boring, that sounds like shit! No wonder the strippers came in and saved you!" Haha 🤣

Please get Jaraad Wright (The Big Lez Show) on the Podcast!

Is there an opera singer in the background at 45:02 ?

Get CallMeCarson on this

We need to have Ryan McGee on

Why's the audio so shit this episode? Andrew is so loud his mic is peaking. Kaya sounds like he's underwater sometimes. Jackson u good?

I was reminded of a weird ass dream I had where me and a bunch if people I didn't know went to some random uninhabited island because we thought it'd be fun, but then it turns out one of them has like, guns or something and is trying to kill the other people. My friend, apparently, who is a tall male who I think was wearing a blue jacket, saved me by flying to and from the island on a legendary bird (I forget if it was Articuno, Zapdos, or Moltres). On the way back to the mainland, we see a government helicopter, but we don't interact with it in any way. Then the dream cuts to the world that has basically become the most boring thing ever because everybody is constantly acting like they're in an ad for google, Amazon, etc. My friend drops me off on top of a massive rock spire behind a DJ, and I figure that my only chance of getting down is crowd surfing, so I jump, but instead of people catching me, they move away, and as I hit the rock floor feet-first, I see that the people are my classmates. When I woke up my legs hurt, which was kind of weird/cool because I hit the ground feet-first in the dream.

that sleep paralysis thing about moving you arm works for me

Who else loves sweet dreams and isn’t a 80’s baby?

“Mr squidward” needs to be on that sound board

This may be controversial but get George Lucas on the podcast like it might be possible, that or maybe hulk hogan ya know like that shit would be great

Simplest flat earth debunk: lines of sight The moon’s further away from me than New York, yet I can still see it and not the NYC skyline. Do they have an answer for that?

I really get into my dreams sometimes, like it all feels so real until Ghenghis kisses Kim Jong on the side of the road and my brain goes like "oh..." and i wake up, everytime.

Has anyone ever had a dream then the exact same thing happens in real life? Some dreams I have are small snippets of my life that happen in the week after that dream. As soon as the scene happens I realize that I already had seen this and it's really trippy but it has happened so many times it has become normal now.

God please never change that intro sequence! Love it so much

I'm completely with Andrew on the dream thing. My dreams are just incomprehensible, so experiencing them is like watching The Room.

Early gang bois notifications on 🚫🎩

Be careful with that soundboard. Amy Schumer might copystrike you for laugh.mp3

can feel like you're moving but u aren't? sounds like a golden experience

I recently told my doctor that I've been feeling dehydrated, he prescribed this channel to me and I feel much better now. I asked how much for each refill and he said "Just one like".

Put music in the background. Sleepycast did it and it's delightful.

I honestly can't tell the difference between their voices

You know you're listening to the right podcast when the intro is literally a guy shitting himself in front of the microphone

sweet dreams are made of female twitch streamers

23:28 I am starting to think that Danganronpa mentally scarring Andrew with the weebs.

Thank you for the image of the "air plane challenge." I can't stop giggling when I think about it. I agree with hating the sci-fy/fantasy mash up. Also sucks when looking for books.

I'm currently in the hardest school the USMC offers and I'm HELLA fucking stressed all day everyday. But I listen to your podcasts to decompress. I can say these podcasts have been my number one favorite entertainment source for the last two years. NAS Pensacola 👌🏻

Re watching this made me feel so old when Jackson ran through topics near the start

On the pill that skips dreams: No that's awful, I haven't remembered a dream since I was a kid and it's fucking boring. I'd kill to have dreams.

You guys talk about nobody liking Riverdale but it’s really big with teens. Everyone in my grade unironically loves it.

You guys have to be the first people in the world to dislike sleeping and dreaming. Nothing better than a cozy bed in winter!

you can tell that kaya's audio was spliced incorrectly

The synth never gets old. Ever.

my suggestion for background music: that one upbeat ukele track that every lifestyle blogger uses

If there’s ever a time to get Jablinsky on the podcast, now is it

John Goodman was also a main character in The Big Lebowski

"Drive (2011) is like Baby Driver (2017)" End me

31:18 holy shit the same thing is happening to me for some time now, but I've gotten so used to it like Andrew said I just move my arm and I know when I get sleep paralysis

you can make an official podcast spotify playlist and make it available for everyone to use

Jackson expressing his love for dinosaurs on the soundboard

*[Zillakami has entered the chat]*

Please get RWJ on Also please put Goliaths roar from Gargoyles on the sound board

That fucking prodigy joke holy shit

You should replace Kaiya, Andrew, and jack for Pewdiepie, Elon Musk, and Donald Trump

I use to get sleep paralysis all the time, what I figured out is that if you get really mad and kick in your adrenaline, it frees you/wakes you up.

That pill you are talking about is callef adderall lol

Charlie you are gift of the god, true miracle. You are small pewdiepie

We need Zillakami

Zillakami for the moist meter

I would say Anthem's best parts are the Graphics and the Lore (which they forgot to integrate into the game in any meaningful way)

we need to show Dr. Love's show to the world

The last starfighter

You can use my music. Its royalty free. Good, maybe not.

A lot of smart people buy into flat earth unfortunately. A lot of the tests SEEM like they work, but are just proving something that isn't "the earth is flat" by not accounting for a variable that someone might not notice. It also targets more religious people a lot by trying to re-interpret holy texts, etc.

Kind of random but if any of you boys haven't watched the show "Shameless", you'll be amazed how crazy this show actually is. Some of the most insane shit happens on there, but it's a good watch

GENERAL SAM

I am a person who doesn't remember their dreams often, I can confirm not remembering sleep sucks

You should try and get mat pat on, would make a good one

Bruh you are the best man ever

İ love how fast andrew turns into Billy Mays

Everyone’s mad that Charlie can grow luscious hair like Finn

You should talk about Honey the dolphin who has been abandoned in a Japanese zoo for more than a year now. She's still alive, but suffering from the water and lack of companions.

I actually don't have dreams, its like a loading screen. All I can remember is falling asleep, black screen and then waking up.

I've legit had some of the best weirdest dreams and worst but for some reason alcohol and weed prevent me from dreaming them.

pain is actually a separate sensation to touch and pleasure people who for perhaps a spinal injury or were just born without the sensation of pain can still feel touch and pleasure 28:02

Alex 4 when?

Hey Kaya you may have seen this one already but it's old so maybe not. It's called Logan's Run. I thought it was a cool sci-fi....

please get general sam on the podcast

I just started typing in Danny Devito a second before Andrew said it

Can someone post the patreon version

Is it just me but does anyone else feel like all the host are just like friends, I forget I don’t actually know them in real life

i know him as charlie and its weird people calling him critikal

I always buy everything these guys recommend. Every time. Like if you do too!!

Yes

59:43 melodically? i want to animate this

Ultra beasts are supposed to be wild looking because theu technically arent in gen 7 but pokemon from an alternative dimension

I usually have nightmares, but if I'm feeling really spicy I might have a wholesome graduation-field trip dream, which I probably wont be a part of, hence the dreaming.