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0:00 beginniing 0:11 pain 0:28 timestamps 0:36 nono dont 0:42 end

0:01 start 0:43 end

You're welcome: 0:00 - Start 0:06 - Villainous boast 0:09 - Comment scroll 0:10 - Despairful monologue 0:17 - People used to say to him "Videos should be long and you're dumb as shit" 0:24 - The moment he became the Man Who Carried the Thing 0:29 - Introduction of timestamps 0:35 - Villain's defeat 0:39 - Conclusion

Childhood memory: 30 minutes Political theory: 1 second

i have no agency in my life

0:26 if you're curious he wrote "gvffrtyjv" and something else off-screen

Spends 4 seconds on 9/11, moves on to the Protestant work ethic, 54 minutes later gets back to 9/11 for four minutes on a half. Very well-structured video.

you're welcome: 0:00 -introduction 0:04 -the reveal 0:13 -remembering 0:23 -the buildup 0:30 -the new weapon 0:35 -the enemy realizes they've lost 0:42 -the end

You're welcome : 0:00 - The anticipation builds as the video starts, hopes high for enlightenment. 0:01 - Still optimistic, but already questioning if this will be worth it. 0:02 - Mild skepticism starts creeping in. Is this going anywhere? 0:03 - A brief moment of existential crisis sets in. Why are we here? 0:04 - Contemplating the mysteries of the universe while waiting for something substantial. 0:05 - Feeling a twinge of impatience. Can we get to the point, please? 0:06 - Wondering if time is merely a construct, especially when waiting for RU-vid videos to get to the point. 0:07 - Starting to lose faith in humanity's ability to deliver concise content. 0:08 - A fleeting thought: maybe I should just watch cat videos instead. 0:09 - Contemplating the meaning of life, the universe, and why this video is still dragging on. 0:10 - Suddenly, a glimmer of hope! Is this the moment we've been waiting for? 0:11 - Nope, just pain. Painfully slow progress. 0:12 - Wishing for a time machine to fast-forward through this ordeal. 0:13 - Attempting to channel inner zen to cope with the slow pace. 0:14 - Time seems to have slowed down to a crawl. Is this punishment for past sins? 0:15 - Contemplating whether watching paint dry would be a more fulfilling use of time. 0:16 - Seriously considering clicking away, but still holding on to a shred of hope. 0:17 - Hoping against hope that the next second will bring salvation. 0:18 - Beginning to question if this video will ever have a point. 0:19 - Imagining a parallel universe where RU-vid videos are always concise and to the point. 0:20 - Wondering if this is some sort of social experiment on patience. 0:21 - Entertaining the idea of writing a strongly worded comment about the lack of progress. 0:22 - Feeling a strange mix of frustration and determination to see this through. 0:23 - Debating the merits of perseverance versus clicking away in defeat. 0:24 - The struggle is real. The struggle to stay awake, that is. 0:25 - A.I takes over earth 0:26 - Robot overlords demand organs as payment for rent 0:27 - Considering the possibility that time itself has ceased to exist within this video. 0:28 - Ah, timestamps! A beacon of hope in the sea of aimlessness. 0:29 - Temptation beckons. Should I skip ahead? But what if I miss something important? 0:30 - 30 year revolution 0:31 - Contemplating the consequences of skipping ahead and potentially missing a crucial detail. 0:32 - Succumbing to the allure of instant gratification. Must. Resist. Urge. To. Skip. 0:33 - First contact with alien life 0:34 - Resolutely clinging to the belief that good things come to those who wait. 0:35 - Still holding out hope that this video will redeem itself in the end. 0:36 - Nono, don't click the timestamp! But the temptation is unbearable... 0:37 - Succumbing to curiosity. What harm could one click do? 0:38 - Clicking the timestamp against better judgment. The point of no return. 0:39 - Regretting the decision immediately. Should have listened to the narrator. 0:40 - Political theory 0:41 - Reflecting on life choices and the consequences of impulsive actions. 0:42 - The end. We got what we wanted, but at what cost? some may say the true cost was the mental toll of keeping the audience in suspense but others might say the cost was 42 seconds

I knew I detected Hawks' influence in "Chuck Versus the Thing From Another World."

0:00 Setup 0:03 The face of defeat 0:05 The face of power and supremacy 0:06 The face of Confusion 0: and back to craziness (:< 0:08 More confusion 0:09 The comments of grief 0:11 Beginning of the speech of pain 0:14 The face of it all 0:17 Back to the fields of suffering 0:19 Another Important part of the great speech 0:22 Tragic flashback 0:23 Almost breaks into tears 0:26 His greatest achievement begins 0:29 His glorious product of this amazing work 0:35 Laws of digital content and the universe is broken within an instant 0:39 What he gave the people

"Skip to Highlight" extension skips straight to 0:39, mad respect to whoever did that.

My comment doesn’t matter EDIT: Due to popular demand, I’ll be adding time stamps. (0:00), time it takes you to see this comment, (0:02), time it takes to finish and like this comment, (0:15), time it takes you to comment. Hope this helps!

Man Carrying Comment Section

Now, you might be thinking, "whoa hold up, 4 seconds is NOT enough time to cover everything revolving around 9/11..." and you'd be right Which is why the video essay cleverly comes back to 9/11 an hour later to talk about it for 4 and a half more minutes, which should be enough to fill in all the missing pieces

As a Czech citizen, I never expected this turnout

I remember a time on youtube, when it was popular to comment: "Video starts at [time stamp]" And some content creators were so pissed about it!

Those comments are essential on any +10 minute video from SiIvagunner

0:00 start 0:28 point is made 0:37 point is used in battle 0:42 end

The watch time analytics on this one are gonna be wild

0:29 punchline that's in the thumbnail

you're welcome: 0:00 Intro 0:01 meandering 0:11 sadness 0:18 videos should be long 0:22 dumb as shit 0:24 he decided to fight back 0:28 he never misses, the absolute legend! 0:43 end 0:44 bye

In Chuck season 3 episode 6 "Chuck VS the Nacho Sampler", a newspaper can be seen in the Nerd Herd desk in the Buy More. This is a subtle reference to the Howard Hawkes movie "His Girl Friday", in which Walter, the main character, is a nerd who works for a newspaper.

0:01 - Introduction 0:02 - "The Meandering" 0:03 - Not getting to his point 0:04 - For 0:05 - Ominous Sound 0:06 - NOTHING 0:07 - Morons 0:08 - You can do 0:09 - Evil laugh 0:10 - Evil laugh (elaboration) 0:11 - So much 0:12 - Pain 0:13 - Discussion of the world 0:14 - A Long Time 0:15 - Worthless Comments 0:16 - Your Comments Matter 0:17 - People 0:18 - What people used to say 0:19 - What people used to say (cont) 0:20 - Good Video Duration 0:21 - You’re Dumb 0:22 - Videos Should be Long 0:23 - You’re Dumb x2 0:24 - Break 0:25 - The Decision 0:26 - Fighting Back 0:27 - Vigorous Chicken Typing 0:28 - More Vigorous Chicken Typing + Cinematic Music Intensifies 0:29 - Timestamps Commented 0:30 - The Power of Timestamps 0:31 - Showing the Way 0:32 - Reclaiming Lost Time 0:33 - Pique of the Speech 0:34 - Meanderer 0:35 - Evil RU-vidr Gets Scared 0:36 - Begging People to Not Use Timestamps 0:37 - Evil RU-vidr Lying 0:38 - Promising He was Getting to His Point 0:39 - Howard Hawks 0:40 - His Influence 0:41 - The Early Seasons 0:42 - Chuck

So glad Chuck is getting some exposure

0:02 Incredible! Man Carrying Thing went from 366k subscribers to 448k (as of may 8th of 2024) un only a few minutes of releasing this video. The absolute legend! He never misses!

0:00 Start. 0:01 MCT meanders. 0:04 Viewer beholds. 0:06 *dramatic boom sound* 0:07 There's nothing we can do. 0:09 Comment section. 0:11 So much pain. 0:12 Books. 0:13 Toy rocket. 0:14 He was apathetic too. 0:15 His comments didn't matter. 0:17 Dracula has no agency. 0:19 Videos should be long. 0:22 Videos should be long, you're dumb as shit. 0:24 He decides to fight back. 0:27 He fights back. 0:28 Timestamps 0:32 He reclaims his time from you. 0:35 MCT cries. 0:37 He was getting to his point. 0:38 Timestamps are utilized. 0:40 His point. 0:43 The end.

Was not expecting a Chuck reference, love that show

Start: 0:00 Middle: 0:21 End: 0:42

Anything less than 2 hours of Anne Hathaway discourse means I'm not watching the video.

Very clever! I loved the way the youtuber and the comments acted like it was all happening at the same time. Lovely video once again.

I love the literal one (1) second of political theory

Ok but I would unironically love to watch a video from you about Chuck

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0:00: Intro 0:10: Your life has no agency 00:12: Plankton farts and dies extended universe announcement 00:14: Man carrying thing is quitting RU-vid 00:20: Man carrying thing is coming out of retirement to get back on RU-vid. 00:22: First sponsor from nordvpn. 00:27: Second sponsor from surfshark. 00:29: Plankton farts and dies callback. 00:33: Third sponsor from raid shadow legends. 00:40: Plankton farts and dies 2 part 2 confirmed 00:42: The meaning of life, the universe, and everything else.

Legitimately the longest MCT video I've seen in a while. Brb grabbing my popcorn and tea, this is gonna be a feature-length masterpiece.

Man Carrying Comments

0:00 The 0:10 Only 0:20 Good 0:30 RU-vid 0:40 Comment 0:42 s I swear I started typing this before I saw the other comments I so original

0:00 the beginning 0:11 Man carrying thing talks about his experiences and the relationship between him and long form content 0:24 Man carrying thing talks about how he fought against the long form content by typing comments that include timestamps 0:42 the end You are welcome

wow a chuck reference that goes deep

02:34:17 man carries thing

Props to the person on SponsorBlock who labeled the ending as the highlight of the video

I was not expecting a Chuck reference in this video but I'm here for it and love you all the more!

the recommendations have blessed me with this one.

Bro I love these videos. And to be fair I love comments. I always read a bunch of them.

0:01 - Start of video 0:10 - Man Carries a thing 0:20 - Man becomes a thing 0:30 - Man denies being a thing despite being a thing now 0:40 - Man explodes a thing 0:50 - Man talks about gullibility

I love it when the videos themselves have time stamps :3

Omg i saw one of these on a “things to do when bored” video and it helped a ton! Except from the fact non of the things to do when bored were helpful

Oh boy I sure do hope that a piano will not appear in the sky and fall on head!

0:42 Highlight of the video

Thank god for those timestamps man. I’m really glad I know how to skip the political theory section now. You’ve saved me so much time.

Can we all appreciate how he could have dusted off his keyboard for this video, but he stays true to himself and down to earth unlike those other youtubers who quite frankly dont carry a damn thing!?

He never timestamps the absolute legend

YOU ARE NOW RESPONSIBLE FOR MAKING THIS FIVE-HOUR VIDEO. Better remember some painful childhood memories! DO IT.

I'm really tempted to make a video essay structured just like that comment now.

Great video man carrying thing! Your point is agreeable and relatable! I am sharing this is many of my friends!

Everyone always asks “who is Kony 2012”… but no one ever asks “how is Kony 2012.”

I would kill for an MCT video about Chuck

I love this long form discussion on the philosophy of Honore de Balzac, keep up the good work

Those people are the real heroes in society.

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Chuck is one of my favorite shows so hearing it in the wild when no one talks about it was a total jump scare. Short skirt long jacket

of course then youtubers like me don't put timestamps because i don't want to watch my video again to figure out where they go

The heroes we never knew about are the ones we needed the most.

any video over 10 minutes should be legally mandated to have chapters books have them, movies have them, shows have them, but only YT forces us to sift through a 4 hour long video about potatoes to find the part where the dude is actually talking about something.

this comment is bad edit: 0 likes! omg! thanks!

Oh my gosh yesssssss, bless the timestampers ;u; Also, funny acting & video as a whole!

For the people who do timestamp lists you are deeply underrated, and please continue your good work, you are valid and always will be in the RU-vid space

You're welcome 0:00 "I hope you idiots" 0:01 "Love long ma- 0:02 -ndering videos because I'm" 0:03 "Not getting to my point" 0:04 "For" 0:05 "Awhile" 0:06 "And there is nothing" 0:07 "You morons" 0:08 "Can do about it ha-" 0:09 "Haha" 0:10 "Hahaha" 0:11 "There's so much" 0:12 "Pain in this world" 0:13 "For a long time" 0:14 "I was apathetic too" 0:15 "I used to think" 0:16 "My comments" 0:17 "They-they don't matter" 0:18 "People used to say to me, 0:19 "Videos should be" 0:20 "Long and" 0:21 "You're dumb as sh*t" 0:22 "Videos should be long and 0:23 "You're dumb as sh*t" 0:24 .. 0:25 "Then I decided" 0:26 "To fight back" 0:27 *Villain arc begins* 0:28 *Villain arc intensifies* 0:29 *Villain arc at it's peak* 0:30 "Time stamps, would" 0:31 "Show the way, Time" 0:32 "Stamps would say I" 0:33 "Reclaim my time from you" 0:34 "You meandering" 0:35 "Tyrant no-no-no 0:36 "Don't click on the" 0:37 "Time stamps I was getting to my" 0:38 "Point I promise" 0:39 "And that's how Howard Hawks" 0:40 "Influenced the early" 0:41 "Seasons of Chuck" 0:42 End

Timestamp comments incoming

“your welcome” He’s so humble

scary how accurate the "let me explain" bit is. God I wish that would go away. Right up there with "doctors HATE him." in my book

this radiates Super Eyepatch Wolf energy

Surely the youtuber won't forget timestamps this time

this is one of the most relatable things ever

most helpful comment section I've ever seen

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who else rewatching chuck just for the howard hawks

You’re Welcome: 0:00 Beginning of the Universe 0:07 God’s baby photos 0:15 Paradise Lost by John Milton 0:24 The economic ramifications of the King James Bible 0:29 The 100 years war 0:32 Turn of the 22nd Century 0:00 Beginning of the Universe again 0:33 Fall of the Antarctic Continental Alliance 0:37 A really big strawberry 0:39 World War VI 0:42 The life and Death of Napoleon 2

judging by the timestamps i would so love watching this video essay. please, Man Carrying Thing, you know what to do next...

I'll watch once someone posts timestamps

Man carrying youtube comment section

Man I was worried going into the comment section but I'm glad that so many people have posted timestamps

the ad i got before this video was literally a "are u tired of long videos" ad lmfao

0:00 video starts here

4:20 funny number

The only reason im here is because i saw the word "czech" in the thumbnail, your plan worked

Sponsorblock saves even more time with this, and if the creator puts the timestamps in the description then it's even better, cause YT pretty neatly integrated them into the UI

Just wanna share that a few nights ago I had a dream I met you and your girlfriend around my street here in Guarujá, Brazil, and when I said I watched your videos I made some lame joke I can't remember, and both of you were like "Uhhh" and went away, then carried on to make a video complaining about meeting me, saying I was a loser or some shit. I was really happy when I woke up knowing it wasn't real. It didn't feel good. Please come to Guarujá and mercilessly humiliate me for the sake of viewership. Obrigado.

video starts at 0:42

Hero's Journey steps in timestamps: 0:00 - Ordinary World 0:04 - Call to Adventure 0:08 - Refusal of the Call 0:12 - Meeting the Mentor 0:16 - Crossing the Threshold 0:20 - Tests, Allies, and Enemies 0:24 - Approach to the Inmost Cave 0:28 - Ordeal 0:32 - Reward (Seizing the Sword) 0:36 - The Road Back 0:40 - Resurrection 0:43 - Return with the Elixir

This is the best channel on RU-vid and it’s not even close. Keep carrying thing man.

you're welcome: 0:00 -introduction 7:11 -the czech new wave 20:13 -9/11 20:17 -the protestant work ethic 38:09 -Billy Wilder's Sunset Boulevard 45:00 -memory of childhood that's barely relevant 1:14:01 -9/11 again 1:18:33 -who is Kony 2012 2:07:19 -is margherita pizza good? 3:12:00 -Anne Hathaway discourse 4:18:06 -political theory 4:18:07 -more childhood memories 5:00:00 -conclusion

0:21 You're welcome

Recently watched what the ‘refresh’ does on a windows computer… I’m happy some left a comment to get straight to the point instead of watching 10 minutes video

Waaaaiiittt what? I know I'm reading too into this, but now I'm genuinely intrigued by that closing statement

you're welcome 0:00 -video starts 0:07 -evil laughter 0:10 -sad comments 0:16 -my comments don't matter 0:21 -you're dumb as shit 0:28 -fighting back 0:32 -lots of timestamps 0:38 -clicking on the timestamp 0:42 -video end

The stages of grief but a YT comment

nice to see an uncensored video that will most likely get censored, love it

Was not expecting a reference to Chuck. Cake is now stuck in my head.