LYRICS:
There was a lonesome outlaw
By the name of Gooner Red
He was a lonesome drifter soul
Many buttcheeks Gooner spread
That lonesome outlaw slipped away
Into the night to beat his meat
But the sheriff and the Marshal caught him
Now Gooner’s running from the heat
Down to New Orleans he fled
As the lawmen quickly sped
They were chasing lonesome Gooner Red
Wanted Alive or Dead
Gooner Red Gooner Red
He can’t pay the price put on his head
Gooner Red Gooner Red
Goonin’ til he’s wanted alive or dead
Gooner was a sly one
like a Ninja with a chub
He’s on the lam and spanking his ham
In every railway hub
Cops caught Red busting a load
On the streets of Old El Paso
They pinned him down stroking in the road
Gave him life just for whackin that chode
Gooner he was locked up
In Virgina Sex Pest Pen
But he dug a tunnel with his wiener
And he’s on the lam again
Gooner Red Gooner Red
He can’t pay the price put on his head
Gooner Red Gooner Red
Goonin’ til he’s wanted alive or dead
Gooner found the lawman held his loaded gun
He said now slow down sheriff because your time has come
Sheriff challenged gooner to a Mexican jerk off
Whoever could edge the longest was spared the final cost
Gooner drew his weapon from the holster in his pants
Sheriff pulled out his big iron and Gooner saw his chance
The sheriff wouldn’t last long with that six shooter in his hands
So gooner Red held up his head and made his final stand
It was over in a moment and the sheriff lost the bet
Gooner had remained dry when the law man was wet
Gooner was the outlaw who shall remain out on the lam
But Gooner Red will always keep a big iron in his hand
Gooner Red Gooner Red
He can’t pay the price put on his head
Gooner Red Gooner Red
Goonin’ til he’s wanted alive or dead
29 июн 2024
