The Pat McAfee Show | Tuesday March 12th, 2024 

Kaboly is a national treasure. I cried laughing for the first time in awhile when they called him back

I’ve listened to Ty’s “He wouldn’t survive a day in Picks-burgh” probably 25 times already 🤣🤣🤣🤣 GOLD!!! Thank yew Kaboly!!!!

2:16:19 is the loudest laugh I've ever heard from the back room boys and it literally has me in tears

5:40 Show starts; Hour 1: A Lot Has Happened Tuesday 6:07 Massive Spendings: over $1.9 BILLION dollars was committed by teams JUST yesterday 6:36 RB carousel recap (Aaron Jones to the Vikings, Josh Jacobs to the Packers, Joe Mixon to the Texans, Zack Moss to the Bengals, Saquon to the Eagles, Devin Singletary to the Giants) 8:48 QB Carousel recap (Brissett back to Pats, Minshew to Vegas, Darnold to Vikings, Jameis to Browns) 11:49 Kirk Cousins got PAID (again) 13:27 Tiki Barber gets into it with Saquon Barkley 15:14 Dak Prescott’s brother praises Eagles front office; does it matter if you “win the headlines” in March? 20:08 Feel the Beat (with ESPN’s Sal Paolantonio) 33:08 Feel the Beat (with Carolina Panthers beat reporter Sheena Quick) 42:36 Feel the Beat (with Packers beat reporter Matt Schneidman) 48:30 BREAKING: Derrick Henry signs with the Baltimore Ravens (Thanks a lot Schneids) 56:51 Feel the Beat (with Steelers beat reporter Mark Kaboly) 1:06:37 Hour 2 1:07:00 Toxic Table, D-But & AJ will be in WWE 2K24; story & behind-the-scenes 1:17:45 Recap of RB moves 1:21:17 Sam Darnold to the Vikings 1:29:00 “Jameis values God over being a starter” -Tone (basically) 1:39:38 Josh Allen, Jalen Ramsey convert deals in attempt to get teams under the cap 1:45:07 JJ Watt 1:54:40 The UK needs to knight Luke Littler 1:58:40 ESPN sign-off 2:02:04 BAG ALERT: Patrick Queen is signing with the Pittsburgh Steelers 2:09:37 Mark Kaboly returns to the progrum with an absolute GEM of an appearance 2:18:40 Matt Schneidman re-joins to defend himself after being buried by Kaboly 2:34:00 Hour 3 2:41:23 Field Yates (with boots on the grahnd at the Oregon Pro Day) 2:55:30 Nick Saban hints that NIL deals is what drove him out of college football in new Senate hearing 3:10:51 Wil Lutz 3:24:25 Is UFL going to be XFL vs. USFL?! 3:26:56 Why does everyone dress awful? 3:29:24 “Is this the most suit-y Thunderdome we’ve ever had?”; an old pic of Pat, Nick & CFO Phil having a good time, circa 2008

Schneidmann v Kaboly is one of the greatest rivalries in sport journalism

Nothing more ON BRAND than Kaboly having a jar of mayo sittin aht 😂😂😂

We need to protect Kaboly at all costs. That man is a national treasure 😂

I’d love to see a throwback “Mitt’s Minutes” to wrap up the show one of these days 😅

Preacher/Pastor here. My title at my church is Lead Pastor. I preach every Sunday. Preaching and pastoring are two different gift sets for sure. Some can preach but don’t have the personality to pastor well. We view the role of pastor as someone who cares for people, guides them, acts as a shepherd. Preaching is the role of publicly communicating and teaching the word of god. Love the show boys. I always get a good laugh.

Who else can't wait for chuck to come back in studio?! Need hawker and chuck both in studio. Also I wish chuck had a WWE character 🤣

Nothing beats the BTS guys audibly belting out laughs off the mics

Kaboly is by far the most electric voice in the insidosphere. Need a Food Network-style cooking segment hosted by Mark and his microwave sammiches

2:21:30 arguably top 5 funniest moment ever on this show I can’t stop rewatching I got tears running down my face

Kaboli microwaving his sandwich (that has mayo on it) TWICE is a rebel move 😂😂😂😂

Lmfao AJ’s finisher the jaws of life

2:21:38 the laughter in the background killing me 😭😭😭

Man the laughs in the back ground @2:21:47 are fking hilarious. This show STINKS!!

My guy ❤️

This guy Kaboly could barely open his eyes 😂 2:17:10 is an all time quote from Kaboly

Gumpy cackling in the background during the Kaboly impression is insane.

Henry to the Ravens always seemed like the most obvious landing spot. Any time we get Kaboly it's a fun day.

2:21:29 the laughs coming from the back 😂

Playing catchup on the show from today. Classic blend of news, fun, and toxicity as usual. and.... Sheeeeenaaaaa 😍

Sandwich segment was hilarious. Microwaving a sandwich is DIABOLICAL. 2:17:57

AJ got the JJ teeth

Man Sheena Quick🔥🔥🔥

2:21:35 Yes, Ty!!! Keep refining!!! Keep honing!!! Add it to the arsenal!!!

Love AJs new teef

2:16:19 I can’t wait to see Sub dude in the next toxic moments video 😂

Feel the beat is my fav segment always

Its 10 am monday morning and idk what it is sometimes these commercials just make me cry. Love this show so damn much !! LOVE yew boys!!!!

Sheena Quick is gorgeous.

im am so happy these guys are all making their videogame debut

1:30:50 The whole Jameis and preacher conversation was hilarious 😂

My face hurts from laughing. Ty's Mark Kaboli impression made me cry. "Wouldn't survive one day in Pittsburgh"

Kaboly needs a daily segment. Catching up with Kaboly 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

As a Cowboys fan, I was like oh hell yeah King Henry is available. Nope. Hell yeah A Jones is available. Nope. Josh Jacobs is available. Nope. I mean lol what are we doing

5:40

need a segment called kabolys sammiches

Solution to NIL, make a cap limit on the amount a player is able to be paid based on what star they’re graded as, like 5 stars can only get a max of like 750k or something and have it go down from there, could be 750k could be more could be less, doesn’t matter, just cap it that way most places will be forced to offer the same and they can put more focus on the other aspects that come with the school and football program then just how much they’re being paid

How did yall have JJ and AJ on at the same time and not crack jokes about their new teeth?😂

Nick is the real deal. Just imagine how many hours of hard work going to all of these kids houses having to drive basically no stop to be a scout and meet and develop relationships with soooo many kids let alone being a head coach at Bama. I can't even imagine he's feelings towards all of this

Solution to NIL, and transfer portal. Only allow athletes to sign one NIL contract, and once you enter the transfer portal you lose your NIL rights.

Kaboly wins todays show mvp

Sure I'm not the only one that feels this way but NEED the Hammer Dahn Boys wit Niky skates In the game 1st Match I'm playing Is Gump vs Gunther Hell in a cell For the Intercontinental Championship at Wrestlmania Helll yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

What do we have to do to be able to play as Zito on 2K? I’m trying to do a Yokozuna Ass drop from the second using Zito. His finisher would be a clothes line called Know Your Clearance.

Hell yeah boys I worked on WWE. I tried my best, but they only assigned me to it for 2 months. Just know that thos of us in the job try to make the game awesome with what we got! (they got me on critical tools they can't put the heat full time on games)

Toxic table in wwe 2k24 🔥

The Toxic Table Will Be My WWE 2K24 Tag Team Champions🔥💯

of course AJ was involved with the Pat vs Adam Cole angle in NXT several years ago as well

🤯, the restraint by Pat to not break into the "Thunder/Lightning" song when Sal Pal said thunder 😂

Im getting this wrestling game and going to do a million aj hawk chin knock out move

Today, genuinely, I felt, the beat

42:36 Schneidman 1:17:45 AJ Packers

Kaboli speaks for the people 🤣🤣

70K cap per player. Un taxed for they can figure it out, spreads the money out. Keep scholarships, you'll get a bunch of players grabbing 20. That'll iron itself out. A mil for one player going to the league isn't square

Kaboly is hilarious 😂

2:16:26 The laugh from the back here had me chortling

Boys. Great show. Tip top. Seriously you guys were hittin today

TOP KABOLY MOMENTS 2:17:15 “I’m not into taste …” absolute legend of a human 2:15:50 “movin on up “ part 1 2:18:18 movin on up part 2

Rodgers goes full heel follow Bret farvre demands trade to Vikings

Yo! Bring KABOLY more often! He is the best :)

KABOLY NEGATIVITY IS UNDERRATED 😂

I still can’t figure out if mark caboli has a chubby face or if he’s cross eyed, but damn he’s a genius

Hey Pat, If you have Jordan Poyer on ask him how he could turn his back on Bills Mafia? We didn’t release that Dawg, The Bills did!

Need the behind the scenes of the WWE and the boys

At 1:54:16 Did anyone else hear Zitto drop the German “neun” sounds like nine in English! Lol!

PMS/The Pod as characters in a video game ? Guess I'm upgrading to next gen

do they mention ajs teeth anywhere lmao

Kaboly 2024! He got my vote!

Kaboly for president

Kaboly vs. Schneidman > Tyson vs. Paul.

Tiki barber is not the face of giants fans. Hes a bozo n a quitter. Hes no Rondae

Me just wondering about the guy... that is realizing pats the kid who stained his sunroom carpet in 05' with Coors light. lmao

THANK YEW BOYZ!!!!!!!✌❤🤘

The more kaboly the better, that dude is a legend

Parking the bus is something you do from the start of the game.

Sal is the goat. CANT WAIT

Thank yew KABOLY!

Darius with the Florida panther hat 👌

Always love feel the beat segment!

Love yalls take on the browns. Watson has been aweful since the browns acquired him. Then flacco comes in and leads us to the playoffs and clearly out plays watson when u watch or look at the numbers. And then Berry decides to not bring that man back!?! Terrible decision. Giving up everything we did for Watson was a terrible decision. 230 mil fully garunteed, and 3 first round picks! For what!? This guy STINKS!! love the show boys keep it up!

Did aj get new chops? 😂😂 @2:18:45

you guys are too funny.....thanks for the entertainment

AJ new teeth????

Schools need salary caps and should be some kind of independent counsel (not the incompetent NCAA) for player deals to be approved prior to execution. Just a thought.

xavier mckinney gunna be a game changer for GB wit Jarie and the crew

Sheena Quick is a fuckin rocket.

so the guy covering the packers mentions the henry signing and they basically ignored the guy to talk henry when they could have just held off until the interview was finished. kind of felt bad for that guy lol.

R.I.P. to kaboli's new toilet/sheets.... Microwaved turkey mayonnaise Swiss sandwich... Good luck

Pat mcafee was ovr 95 on madden 25 I believe. He was a dawg

I’ve never seen a WWE match and don’t intend to, but I will be purchasing WWE 2k24

Mark kaboly is a nuclear weapon my god 😂😂😂😂😂😂

1:34 Yall dont know about female preachers? Oh LAWD - They are some of the most fiery!

Love this show.

Kaboly sounds like a drunk Dan Marino.

I'm so Proud to be a Hoosier right N O W !!! .... 👽👽👽

1:53:43 “he’s disgusted” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Wilson to Steelers. Thank God the Raiders avoided that disaster.

Mark’s segments were great