The Peaceful Germany - Hoi4 MP In A Nutshell 

So our [mustache man] has come back from his third and greatest journey

Golden Lost typical Golden move smh

Finally, a meme episode

I see a suit of armor around the world

Chamberlain won.

Frfr

The bois doing some alternate history runs

Germans knew molotov pact was only a temporary peace and both were gearing for war and the germans found out that the Russians would invade them by 43 . they had to invade earlier but they got delayed by a critical 6 months that was deadly to them

Ya know the Axis might have won as a result of those extra years. In so far as they took the time and presumptively coordinated between each other and filled in the gap on various elements including the eastern front nations and Italy. At the very least Germany would've been more scary.

​@robosoldier11 the USSR was in the middle of their grand reorganization when the Germans attacked and thr Germans STILL failed to defeat them. Had they waited til 1943, when the USSR had planned to have finished modernizing their military, they would've lost much quicker. Germany fought when Germany did historically because the alternative was a hyperinflation death spiral coupled with a consumer goods crisis caused by spending like half the GDP on the military. Don't spend a huge percentage of your GDP on the military kids.

And swimmy is the kind to try and run back to the ledge midair

Goldens the kind of guy that floats over to the whaft on a pie

Wild E Golden

that was golden

Shiny and Golden, RIDING TO VALHALLAAAAAAA

Deliberate cooking by Dankus & co.

They under estimated how big brain the Allies.

The fact that they invaded close to the Danish Zeeland was very funny to me too.

@@ThatOneGuy8305 that wasn't the point. Allies cheated. They allowed soviets to get away with all the invasions(irl it was ignored only because Axis was a bigger active threat) and then joined a war that was declared on Axis by a New Zealand, who flipped to communism. Tbh the "soviets are a member of Allies from day 1 and did nothing wrong" spiel got old. Operation Pile and Operation Unthinkable weren't there for fun and Molotov-Ribbentrop (as well as plan to have italian invasion of Greece coincide with sovist-german invasion of Poland) existed for a reason. They talk about rules and "historical timelines", but soviets aren't required to occupy Sinkiang in 1937, nor invade Iran in 1941.

@@TheArklyteno rules were broken 🥱

Well yeah, the German economy IRL was in tatters before the Munich conference and was only sustained by plunder across all of Europe. And I realized I gave a real response on a meme game channel.

Shrinking markets theory vindicated

@@TheArklyte HOI4 especially MP is not even remotely close to realistic. Actually what would happen in this timeline is anti-Hitler coup and Depression-level economic crisis after the implosion of the nation-sized pyramid scheme.

That unsure “yeah” and the “axist lost” text sent me over the edge 😂

See 8:20 for the full effects of the Reality Unravelling 💀

Communist NZ being the Flashpoint for WW2 is insane

@@choobs8511just as Count Dooku predicted!

​@@pufffincrazy5275But his prediction was according to Aizens plan

And in the end... Golden lost

huh swimmy is gone? why?

@@therealcancer48He doesn’t play HOI4 anymore, he’s bored of it

Did swimmy do something?

@@christianwilliams9203 yes he shot a prostitute in miami. she is thankfully still alive, though in critical condition. bo has started a fundraiser to help cover her medical costs.

@@christianwilliams9203 he was in a game a few days ago

*Swigma male*

What is the rule? I want to know.

No embargos, bo said in the vid they had talked about it but didn't get it written down

*Golden is Swigma Male too, confirmed*

​@@TheLoraxshadenough thats a terrible rule

I mean that happened because they all left to watch the presidential debate after golden spending all the hours goin "Abu Bakr" in a trump voice.

Axis falling is a canon event

Shonk profile picture spotted

Dripped out shark

You just know Dankus is so fucking tilted. He probably thought denying the Sudetenland was cringe and then was seething for hours.

@@thecashier930 nah i watched his stream he played 2 games of csgo and like 20 games of chess lmao barely even looked at hoi4

​@@fssstyuniafI cant even take minsk as germany

@@thecashier930 in fact both sides were talking a lot about how the other side would be fuming right now, but no one really was that tilted for the most of it. Only when Swimmy appeared and joined the discord VCs (he wasn't actually in the game) people vented a bit about being bored by it.

They can't d day, It was the funniest moment.

Like Mr. Krabs during “Fear of a Krabby Patty!”

‘Musical ringing instrument,’ you mean a bell?

@@snipingflute4346 no I meant more like that triangle thing where you hit it with a small metal rod, couldn't remember the name. Plus cowbell would work too

@@exoticequinox4483 LMFAO!

@@snipingflute4346He doesn’t know

Petition to let the writer out of the basement for his monthly fresh air.

​@@pufffincrazy5275it's isp, he needs his basement for his muse.

Germany then would have enough justification to not necessarily be allies with the Allies, but assist in the downfall of the Soviet Union.

@@Thebaconmurderer Man, Allies and Axis, well, allying to take down Soviets would be just such a fever dream and cursed timeline :D

@@Aurilion44 I still hold to the opinion, that if the Borders of 1914 had existed in the East, aka no Poland but direct landborder between Germany and the Soviets and Hitler had attacked the Soviets, no one in the West would have cared to do something about it. The US would probably happily have supported the fight against Communism with cheap weapons and France and Britain, while not outright helping Germany due to WW1, would have been ok with it as well.

@@HDreamer How? They still wanted to get back at france

@@HDreamer While that would have been intersting and who knows what would have happened, personally, as a Pole I'd have issues with that version :P

*"Angoila is coming to BRASIl hue hue"* *Getúlio Vargas, to the portuguese president*

For the Axis sure but I think they said over in the stream thst the Allies were pissed

@@kngpru9684 I wasn't there the whole time and just speedran the VOD afterwards, but I'm pretty sure Allies claimed people were mostly fine on their side, just disinterested and playing other games.

Literally Peak Hoi hours

literal PEAK hoi hours

*You remember that hitler, before doing ww2, was the peace guy, who according to himself, only wished for german peaceful development, true swigma male grindset*

10:17 Hitler when that one guy offers to fly him to South America.

@@darkinvader7790 you mean when Bormann asks Speer to convince Adolf to fly to the Austrian alps?

@@CommanderTavos99 Ah I must’ve confused that with something else.

Hey, you gotta respect the game theory, someone should never be allowed to outcringe your plans.

Those were Trump impressions????

Turned communist by the Mongolian spies, no less

Carinhall must be MASSIVE by now with all those infrastructure projects

Yeah, NZ still went communist and declared war on Germany in 1944

And also the fact that the one justifying is Dankus, because he just does not have patience for this stuff.

Listening to Trashfuture rn I can't get his voice outta me head 😂

Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Corbyn the Wise?

Game journalist hands and sleeper micro did not work this time. I'm curious why tho? Mefoed up Germany should be outproducing the allies and Soviets that are nowhere near awakening their civ economy. Was it just the resource shortage?

As long as no one withdraws a lot of money, we keep skyrocketing.

Game journalist micro

The most vicky2 ass hoi4 game. Just staring and scaling.

The swigma leaves a tall shadow.

Same I was wondering why i knew the Voice