A simple man; Corvus came to America to save us from our stresses by crossing the ocean on a boat. He worked as a forklift driver for UPS, and also made fries at McDonald’s, all while providing his patients with top notch medical care. When Santa had problems with the great Elf Strike, Corvus was there. When even the Tinfoil Hat Society couldn’t pool its resources to get that plastic pouch off your head, Corvus was there. When you were scared of the world and hid under the couch, Corvus was there to comfort you. He takes time out of his vacation to rift back to you. He shares Paul’s Halloween candy with you. He hunts Oompa-Loompa’s and crosses the unending void, all for the betterment of our mental health. He is the savior of our sleep.
Imagine being his son and you invite your friends over just to see his dad wearing a plague doctor's mask and speaking to the camera while using creepy items in a gentle way
Who else could I trust in the wake of a pandemic, while I’m stressed and racked with insomnia, but an inter-dimensional plague doctor with the greatest accent and cutest demeanour imaginable?
I can't believe I've only just realised how sweaty and headachey it must be filming this whole video in Corvus' costume 😵 We appreciate your Corvus videos ER!!
Arkham Asylum: The Mentally unstable are cared for by the mentally stable Arkham Sanitarium: The Mentally unstable conduct unethical procedures on the "mentally stable"
@@hentaisailor5951 Yeah, it’s more of a fucking high security prison, except without the security. How many goddamn times has Joker, Killer Croc, Two Face, Deathstroke, The Penguin, or Poison Ivy escaped? Too many times to count. Bruce may be rich, but he’s gotta put his intellect into something much much more needed than new fancy gadgets to fight the villains which he could prevent from escaping at all by just putting them in Alcatraz, or maybe the prison on the moon? Bat-Girl got a spine injury because of Batman’s sheer lack of common sense.
So I realized something a while ago. Corvus D Clemmons initals are CDC..ya know like the Center of Disease Control. And that fills me with a weird kind of joy.
@@wolski7447 lol, don't you bring your "facts" and "science" into my fear mongering. I am quite enjoying the humour of people genuinely believing that the the vaccine might change your dna and convert you into a blob monster like a visceroid from Tiberian Sun or Flubber.
When Corvus said “please don’t cry” and also when he wraps a towel around the drill and says “I don’t want you to see any of the blood” he is a very nice guy
Margaret stared in the first video of Es that i ever watched. She is one of my favorites as well, and my favorite video of hers is her trinkets and treasures episode. (I think that's what it's called anyway)
@@dutchshewas1480 he made the comment you and now 4 other people have replied to impacting you and the 4 other people (me included) and the 105 people who liked his comment
it was strange seeing corvus' eyes at 35:15 it really made me look deeper at him as a character and some faceless strange entity at the asylum, the world of ephemeral rift is so intriguing.
I hope people realize he does this for hours,that being said those masks and leather suits are very good at keeping heat. He’s sweating his arse off and having a little bit of a hard time breathing, I respect this man a lot for everything he does
2:45 SCP-049-J: I… (pauses) yes, of course. I am a doctor after all. (Subject begins to dig around in their doctor bag for some time.) Dr. Baker: Need any help over there? SCP-049-J: NO! (Muttering) He is not the cure. I am the cure. (Pauses) Ah, yes. This will do the trick. Dr. Baker: That is a shoe. SCP-049-J: Yes.
@@m2bradley170 SCP-049 is a humanoid being that looks like a plague doctor, that doing experiments like reanimating corpses and curing the "pestilence", and Dr. Baker is one of SCP Foundation's scientist that interviewed SCP-049. And if you doesnt know what SCP is, it's a fiction organization that handles thousands of anomalies to research them and contain them from the public
If you're reading this, we need more Corvus. There aren't nearly enough, maybe only around 2 dozen total. I know it must be exhausting wearing that mask and suit, but it's greatly appreciated. The accent + the squeaking and creaking of the leather is fantastic and complements the tapping and brushing and writing that Corvus does so well.
What perfect timimg! I was just trying (and failing) to sleep with a headache. This is a blessing from Cthullu. Edit: Corvus called me his favourite patient and I smiled so wide. I've missed him so much.
I feel like tingle immunity can be cured via tissue package manipulation with leather gloves on. The power of the two strongest ASMR tools compounds on one another beyond levels of comprehension.
Within the infinity of the multiverse, in another Arkham Sanitarium, I can just picture Corvus lighting his beak on fire instead of a candle and doing the eye exam that way, and it being just as illuminating as the lamp used here.
Now that we know that arkham asylum is a real thing in this universe, we know that Arkham sanitarium is in Gothem city, and with the multiple universes that Uncle E supports, there is a universe where corvus is batman
Corvus: “Arkham asylum houses the criminally insane but here at Arkham sanitarium we have no such thing” Also Corvus: “Hi yes may I borrow your hands?”
Don’t be silly, those hands were given willingly. Hehe….he…. Best Doctor Corvus wouldn’t be stealing body parts and replacing his own when they start to fail… no not at all…
Y'know what's funny? Earlier today I was actually going through a serious headache that I couldn't even sleep because I was in so much pain, so the fact that I saw this video came out literally right after I got rid of it means either this was a funny coincidence or Corvus is actually watching me and knew I had a headache 0_0.....
If there was Oscars for ASMR this man would have won 5 already. Salute to rift this man has been putting in so much time, energy, and thought into these videos i find them so so creative and overall DIFFERENT. He is actually the ONLY asmr creator that i listen to cus in my opinion hes the only good one. Its too good. Its a treat to watch your videos rift. In times of stress and depression this man has helped create a sense of tranquility. Thank you
Tom Banwell! The brown mask here is the Classic, the white one is Krankheit and the black one is Ichabod. There are many others and they're pretty expensive but insanely good quality:D
Dear Corvus, You are a well written character. You hold a great deal of intrigue rivaled only by that of the shadow of the sun. I am quite impressed with you, so much that I once based a character of my own after you. Before this comment, only two others knew of his existence. Though my character is in no media, your thrive across RU-vid as a recognizable figure who could very well be the mascot of ASMR. Bravo to you, and may life treat you well. Your truly, Señor Axolotl
If we keep getting cured, then why does he need to come back so often? I'm starting to think Corvus is like an exterminator who leaves bugs behind so you'll need them again. By the way, you are a pro at this, Rift. Top notch sleeps guaranteed.
I hope that Corvus isn’t a villain. I believe that he is part of something unethical but he genuinely cares for his patients (or test subjects) and if something happens like Dr Clemmons decides to kill you (the patient) he’ll step in.
Corvus thank you for curing me after I had a headache about my problems here I will say a greatest pleasure to you herr dokter And also ER, thank you for bringing Corvus back
The end of year is coming slowly Corvus, we are still waiting for you bone saw, I know you didn't forget, but i want to be sure you remember correctly after all these medical performances.
