the poisoning of john paul jones (bachelor in paradise crack)

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all while stagecoachgate was occuring... our heath ledger x jake gyllenhaal x keanu reeves x chad michael murry from freaky friday manic fever dream got POISONED because she caught him SLIPPING !! DO NOT prosecute her!
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@jjdixon8563 4 года назад

I feel jpj is just there for a free vacation/ to get wasted.

@bigmarbel7149 4 года назад

JJ Dixon me

@awsomejustawsome 4 года назад

*wasted dumbass

@cgygflkj 4 года назад

He's gay AF 😂

@dark3rthanshadows 4 года назад

@@cgygflkj because he complements ma's body , i find it funny that if a guy calls another dude gay for complementing how another dudes look is wrong yet people form other spectrums do the same as well.

@phugindomas 4 года назад

@@dark3rthanshadows alright, let's try saying that again.

@hex0578 4 года назад

Jpj is the only good thing about this god forsaken planet

@charliewizard 4 года назад

Honestly true

@vhssika 4 года назад

You have good taste in profile pictures, Hex 05. Lauren Lopez is an icon

@gillderoythemouseprince9581 4 года назад

@@vhssika we are taking ove

@vhssika 4 года назад

@@gillderoythemouseprince9581 Wow, I love that for us

@Lbyt21 4 года назад

He’s an American treasure and we need to protect him at all cost

@Mellianaify 4 года назад

John Paul Jones vomiting on the beach dubbed with the alarm sound just cured my depression

@anthonygelsomini414 4 года назад

cured? that noise gives me depression

@bellatrementozzi1226 4 года назад

I thought that was his phone BABABHAHS

@mckaylamurphy5336 4 года назад

Anthony Gelsomini That sounds makes me cry.

@TomasTheTankEngine 4 года назад

Someone poisoned him, they’re trying to take out the competition!

@bonbonS1969 4 года назад

I'll gladly catch all of JPJ's puke with my mouth. YUM

@yunabean 4 года назад

Jane crying after JPJ puking out the tacos she made, I can’t 😂😂😂

@juliasacta7756 4 года назад

AHAHAH I DIDNT KNOW SHE MADE THEM IM CACKLING

@TheMariana0295 4 года назад

sadder daze yes!! I felt bad for him BUT IT WAS SOOOOO FUNNY

@TheMariana0295 4 года назад

We love a good jpj moment

@_annie9557 4 года назад

litterly funniest thing ever

@rose-wf6hk 4 года назад

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@maya_mak 4 года назад

Jane thinks liking hot sauce is a personality trait lmaooo

@elina8740 4 года назад

@Maya M. Just like Tessa thinks disliking ketchup is a personality trait. What is with these girls??

@shyannamozone4311 4 года назад

I thought the exact same thing

@wendygonzalez4716 4 года назад

Jane is so annoying

@Charlietrucks 4 года назад

@@elina8740 after?

@elina8740 4 года назад

@Liliana Valdez sadly yes

@Dorian_Gray682 4 года назад

Petition to stop the shoes on bed/beach

@bonbonS1969 4 года назад

Shoes on beach is human right. I don't like sand getting in between my toes and later get into my mouth.

@99growlithe99 4 года назад

Lol beaches have been sampled over the past few years and actually it’s been found that over half of beaches are infested with unsafe amounts of fecal bacteria almost every day due to runoff... and that beach sand carries way more E. Coli than the waters themselves. I’m keeping my flip flops on lmfao

@an_impasse 4 года назад

Tony Stark Shoes on beach is fine, especially sandals, but shoes on bed is a sin.

@Lawlsworth1337 4 года назад

its not ok to walk on sand with shoes but its ok to walk on dirt with shoes? fuck societal norms sometimes honestly like what are you even basing that on

@eliana4335 3 года назад

Sneakers is a no for me but sandals is fine

@invisiblesoup8943 4 года назад

Fernando: JPJ: I suppose there’s a special place in hell for men who waste good tacos...

@Skrillfx 4 года назад

Fernando : *walks away* JPJ : dios mio dios mio

@mireyakubisiak6131 4 года назад

JPJ: *cough/vomits*

@invisiblesoup8943 4 года назад

the only straight I am is a straight up bitch | omg I’m dead same

@mkbotic6386 4 года назад

I love ur profile pic🙃

@BidenOwesMeGasMoney 4 года назад

the only straight I am is a straight up bitch omg I thought I was the only one lol

@prettydigitaljournal 4 года назад

"Dios mio, man...Dios mio" 💀 I can't with JPJ. Dating him is probably a paradise and a nightmare at the same time.

@maraimaski4762 4 года назад

How dare you, dating jpj is like floating on clouds I'd the clouds were cocain and you were actually not floating on them but sniffing them

@hopebullard460 4 года назад

He would be so much fun. And No Drama! Um hello!!

@julicantillo113 4 года назад

No hate to him bc I absolutely LOVE him, but he is the type of guy that whenever you would say “ I love you” for the first time, would respond with “shaka brahhhh”

@pneumaa 4 года назад

Juli Cantillo I mean.. you aren’t wrong LMAO

@hopebullard460 4 года назад

@@julicantillo113 he'd be so stoked!! 😂

@caitlinith422 4 года назад

first of all john paul jones coming out RUNNING in a speedo is very on brand and second of all him throwing up to the alarm made me laugh so hard i think i developed abs

@rileydauber5699 4 года назад

No one: Literally no one: JPJ: yeah yeah yeah I get it Also JPJ: 🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢

@file.zip. 4 года назад

jpj’s quite the intellectual

@bricolq8870 4 года назад

WEAAK 💀

@Grace-iv1ho 4 года назад

emerson brightest mind of our generation

@EveFabJen 4 года назад

“I’m sorry” “I’M SO SORRY” “iM sO sORrY!”

@ThePorkchoppers 4 года назад

Im good

@dunno-19 3 года назад

@@boristheviewbot6056 wow, ur amazing, I cant handle how amazing it is u commented first

@yalliwantcakepls4055 4 года назад

Future husband must haves: 4. John 3.Paul 2.Jones 1.Chicken nuggets

@indiamay4975 4 года назад

john paul jones is to the bachelor/bachelorette what fabio was to survivor

@thifanny7298 4 года назад

THIS

@jaylap.8734 4 года назад

FUCK YOURE RIGHT

@akiakinie7338 4 года назад

YESS

@migoreng7789 4 года назад

holy shit you're right

@MissBbBbutterfly 4 года назад

EXACTLY

@ratgirl669 4 года назад

The black girl who couldn’t stop explaining to JPJ...talk about trying to make 100 words into a 1000 word essay 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@lastwalmart744 4 года назад

@@dyanshane are you trying to be an ass?

@notinterestedd 3 года назад

just say the girl...cause ther is no foote of other girls explaining squad to him 💀

@michellewren_ 4 года назад

I don't even watch any of the bachelor/bachelorette related shows but god do I love these vids

@alycias7345 4 года назад

same

@vanillaoreo251 4 года назад

JPJ is the only bachelorette related thing I know and I love it

@annanexton4682 4 года назад

Miscellaneous with Michelle you should watch it. We are only 2 episodes in and it’s so amazing. This is my first time seeing bachelor in paradise and I love it already. 🥳💓

@karleepyne4173 4 года назад

actually same

@thegrlnxt6838 4 года назад

Same

@micaelaroyo4837 4 года назад

I got low-key upset when the girl started crying when JPJ was vomiting like girl, stop taking the spotlight and making it about yourself, this literal angel on earth is sick, help him!!!!

@dodobird9975 4 года назад

Micaela Royo I love u

@alyssajade8934 4 года назад

literally same here lol and she was crying and “i need a minute” like ok but you gave him food poisoning can you chill n help him

@suides4810 4 года назад

Larry David too much hot sause

@emilysyoutubechannel2259 4 года назад

JPJ is all I need to survive in this world

@pd9242 4 года назад

when john paul jones threw up and walked to the beach then walked away then went back sent meee😂

@lizziem1284 4 года назад

I mean this in the most loving way, but in eight grade I would have been convinced that jpj was the LOVE OF MY LIFE.

@kL-vs6wz 4 года назад

Lizzie M lizzie m? Like lizzie McGuire? Lol

@lizziem1284 4 года назад

k beast022711 shhhhhh

@kL-vs6wz 4 года назад

Lizzie M haha will do

@jungwoosbestfriend8698 4 года назад

I’m convinced he’s the love of my life right now lolz

@fairlyregretful 4 года назад

im a grown ass person and im convinced hes the love of my life

@Wesleydpatterson 4 года назад

im a straight guy and have never watched any seasons of the bachelor or bachelorette but a jpj video was recommended in my feed like two weeks ago and i watched it and now he has been added to my list of man crushes which as of right now is just him n pete davidson

@HarrisonSim 4 года назад

you need to make a JPJ account I guess

@deadshotz2062 4 года назад

Lmao are you sure about your sexuality 😂

@Ellemiss 4 года назад

@@deadshotz2062 Have you seen male fanboys 😂

@maryp.9057 4 года назад

You’ve got good taste

@Alina-xt8eh 4 года назад

Mary P. Exactly what i wanted to comment hahaha so trueeee

@danjoyce6971 4 года назад

For those who don't know jpj was quoting Quentin Tarantino's "Inglorius Bastards" but subbed TACOS in for GOOD SCOTCH and i LOVED IT

@RomanZolanski123 4 года назад

OH I was wondering why that sounded familiar

@dodobird9975 4 года назад

Nerds

@ajdjikreui 4 года назад

.... Sure, not like it's a common saying or anything

@danjoyce6971 4 года назад

@@ajdjikreui "There's a special rung in hell reserved for people who waste good scotch. Seeing as I may be rapping on the door momentarily, I must say, damn good stuff, Sir." Straight from Inglorious Bastards :)

@amityislandchum 4 года назад

@@danjoyce6971 Lol but you can tell he doesn't understand half the words in that quote, because he said, "...Allegedly I'll be rapping the door momentarily."

@emilysyoutubechannel2259 4 года назад

OOF THAT KISS JOHNPAULJONES NOOOO

@assholebyginger 4 года назад

Looks like the rumour oh Hannah giving him the rose bc he's a bad kisser was true

@alyssap3590 4 года назад

he’s like making and an asshole with his lips

@hi-xp9re 4 года назад

JPJ being chaotic gay for 6 minutes straight

@jeniferjoseph9200 4 года назад

Okay so it’s not just me that thinks he’s gay

@hannahbull 4 года назад

Jenifer Joseph he radiates bisexuality

@jeniferjoseph9200 4 года назад

Yeah but he so far hasn’t really had any chemistry with the ladies? Like, any of them

@hi-xp9re 4 года назад

Jenifer Joseph i dont know his sexuality but im in awe of the fact that he’s so confident in his masculinity to say another guy is hot, we stan confidence

@jeniferjoseph9200 4 года назад

No matter what he likes, we stan

@goaway3361 4 года назад

jpj ends me man. literally everything he does is hilarious.

@maddiemainer 4 года назад

Getting more John Paul Jones videos is the reason I wake up every morning. I do not understand that man in the slightest but boy am I intrigued

@bliss2141 4 года назад

JPJ for Bachelor

@alyssap4389 4 года назад

Bliss can he be ????

@honey5623 4 года назад

John Paul Jones is my cure for depression.

@nicolevelasco2987 4 года назад

always beach cam- BOY IF YOU DON't STOP CLOWNING

@pinkbutterfly413 4 года назад

always be clowning

@AmetafJohora 4 года назад

@@pinkbutterfly413 good one

@chris10797 4 года назад

Thank you for giving me content to watch while I'm high

@tonybalony1811 4 года назад

Yesssss

@smada 4 года назад

lliterally just got done smoking and i clicked on this video, im tripping so hard after i seen this idek fi im making sense fr

@fatimaal-shamary6439 4 года назад

FR LMAO

@jordan1194 4 года назад

ME RN

@ashlynndavis1486 4 года назад

Literally me right now

@Emily-bv2er 4 года назад

Did i really just watch this woman give John paul jones a taco with so much hot sauce in it that he forcibly vomited 😂😂😂😂 wtf is this show

@SmokerTheThird 4 года назад

that alarm sound gave me heartburn 5:20

@audrey6287 4 года назад

blake: it’s been going good so far caelynn: *you’ll regret saying that*

@Hanaflorabulous 4 года назад

What is attractive about Blake??? Every still I see of him he looks so crusty

@thirstaefortae5057 4 года назад

Hanaflorabulous he looks like a frat boy. Like how? His personality is whack too

@Hanaflorabulous 4 года назад

Thirstae For Tae right? He looks like the type of guy that would say “The Office” is his personality 😂😂😂

@sunsciti2250 4 года назад

He looks like the shark in Nemo “Bruce” lmao

@AlexS-oj8qf 4 года назад

He's white

@jeremyrichardmay4802 4 года назад

I just started watching anything bachelor related and I’m very mad at myself for being so cynical for all these years. This show is pure entertainment

@cheyenneadams4099 4 года назад

the music that started playing after she said “blake’s not my favorite person” had me ROLLING

@ellejay5024 4 года назад

JPJ with the Inglorious Bastards reference 😍

@kaleyharris584 4 года назад

glad I wasn’t the only one who noticed!!!!

@weetzybat 4 года назад

Whichh

@amityislandchum 4 года назад

He butchered it though. I don't think he knows what many of those words mean lol.

@occasionallyoccasional5940 4 года назад

JOHN PAUL JONES IS BACK YALL

@supersucks 4 года назад

the moment he walks in with those speedos i knew that JPJ is my mans

@thirstaefortae5057 4 года назад

unbothered kai I actually fricking hate speedos but he somehow pulls it off

@YaYa-lj8ln 4 года назад

Honestly like I just wanna bro out with JPJ

@MadiBendy 4 года назад

Does anyone else just like paradise more over the bachelor or bachelorette? ALSO I’m loving bisexual Demi 🥰

@LoEaston 4 года назад

Bisexual demi brought life back into me

@noct8225 4 года назад

Which one is bisexual demi lol

@dennisvillaflor3359 4 года назад

Its much more realistic than the original series.

@wjsilas 4 года назад

@the only straight I am is a straight up bitch John Paul Jones was right there??

@wjsilas 4 года назад

@the only straight I am is a straight up bitch I mean lets be real,,,he most definitely is.

@hannahdavis6238 4 года назад

literally does anyone know what was in the tacos

@misosoup7531 4 года назад

apparently Jane put some sriracha in JPJ's taco (as a heartfelt gift bc she really likes spicy food herself) but it ended up being too much for him to handle lol

@heathereagle2984 4 года назад

He probably also had a lot of alcohol in his system. I know that alcohol and hot sauce is a TERRIBLE combo...

@catherine7837 4 года назад

Heather Eagle What about bloody mary’s lol That’s literally alcohol and hot sauce.

@lizzietucker8412 4 года назад

Why hello I thought it was alcohol and tomato juice lol

@catherine7837 4 года назад

Lizzie Tucker Bar rescue tells me otherwise

@shara5985 4 года назад

Side Note: Blake ran away from Caelynn and ignored her, then when she went to talk to him, he acted like they never had a chance to talk. He is so fake.

@stevenbrown3249 4 года назад

The Kermit the frog was eye opening. 🐸

@galinthias5883 4 года назад

JPJ is literally the only reason I continue to keep up with the bachelor lmaoo

@lovem7635 4 года назад

Me to

@mk.mn.8684 4 года назад

6:08 Dante’s Inferno but make it John Paul Jones

@cakelady8534 4 года назад

Jpj gives me life

@idk-se5fg 4 года назад

I truly appreciate that you edited out the sounds of JPJ yacking cause most channels don't do that and :0

@jospadce10 4 года назад

The crackhead energy was through the roof for the first 2 episodes this season is going to be FABULOUS

@tweekscoffee_3333 4 года назад

Dylan better not get hurt this season :(

@emilyanncahill2863 4 года назад

Yes! You hurt my beautiful boiii Dylan, it's over.

@lizzylizzo6865 4 года назад

he’s an actual golden retriever in a human body

@katvancuten 4 года назад

3:52 The zoom-in on Blake’s frog tongue nastiness I’m deaddd

@BK-en1ly 4 года назад

jpj went to my school for his senior year and he was such a quiet person lmao

@lalala324 4 года назад

Wow, really? Tell us more haha was he popular with girls? He's so handsome

@cmjensen 4 года назад

B K we need more deets!!

@BK-en1ly 4 года назад

Miss Ebony yeah he was apparently. I wasn’t at school yet so I didn’t know him personally. He seems like he’s pretty much the same on the show. All I know was that he did track

@mchanel. 4 года назад

B K I thought it said crack lmao

@gewrgia-0 4 года назад

"I am trying to make out with jpj tonight... he's been vomiting.." 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@gewrgia-0 4 года назад

5:29

@oliviapayne4983 4 года назад

I feel like Cam is Michael Scott, whose childhood dream was to get married and have kids, and now he’s here and he’s desperate for love and that is why I can’t bring myself to hate him.

@chanelyoung9943 4 года назад

I’m only here for JPJ and Demi lol

@ultimatekunochi6577 4 года назад

I’m so glad I came home early to see this blessing in time. Thank you.

@myajanette 4 года назад

“I was hoping there wasn’t gonna be any drama...” Producers: 👀

@tatumwalker2657 4 года назад

Jpj throwing up after one bite of the taco sent meee

@graceduregger855 4 года назад

when jpj ran in and they had a voiceover that said john paul jones i screeched

@hahhh03 4 года назад

"dude....looking sexy, man"

@maggiem5528 4 года назад

I live for these videos so thank you

@xxanimexx9905 4 года назад

jpj has no lips that’s probably why he kisses like that ahahah

@addisondebter9468 4 года назад

How could you do this to our bby boy JPJ??? How DARE you poison his pure temple!!!

@GothicConservative 4 года назад

You legit have me crying from laughter I didn’t know how much I needed this

@madelynhajovsky7911 4 года назад

these videos literally make my week thank you for this I can’t stop LAUGHING

@sophie-rx2to 4 года назад

i love John Paul Jones with my entire heart and soul just saying

@invisiblesoup8943 4 года назад

I’m here to stay for kevin and jpj 🤠

@helena2037 4 года назад

‘always beach cam’ ew no

@corinnabevier5604 3 года назад

jpj trying to apologize to the girl who made the tacos and throwing up midway is the funniest thing i've ever seen

@user-mw7nj9rm6y 4 года назад

They need to make a gay bachelor/bachelorette

@filmfreak5856 4 года назад

Annie Jonda yes

@strikerron2252 4 года назад

Then everyone will be fucking each other.

@marcelweber223 4 года назад

Germany has one and its terrible

@xoTheCutieCupidxo 4 года назад

No...

@madelynhajovsky7911 4 года назад

if the bachelor(ette) sagas we’re actually edited like this I would watch them on repeat for the rest of my life

@jasminerogers8193 4 года назад

Lmao these vids are so fkn funny 😂 you pretty much summed up 4 hours of filming in 6 mins, like if I didn’t even watch the show & and I saw this video I would be caught up and know exactly everything that happens I’m dead 😂

@miaw8898 4 года назад

you (with the help of john paul jones) have managed to make me really want to watch this franchise

@candee7819 4 года назад

This channel is what I really needed in life

@peterlilliegeo 4 года назад

This edit is fireee. Thank you!

@autumnfranklin6790 4 года назад

I’ve been watching this show for years and I’m glad it’s finally getting the attention it deserves for its chaotic energy

@cordeliacarstairs2796 4 года назад

I loved the person who screamed "I KNEW IT! JOHN PAUL JONES!" 😂😂😂

@leah6893 4 года назад

These videos need to be longer I can’t get enough this is fucking hilarious

@graceduregger855 4 года назад

i’m Wells comforting and listening to my friends spill the tea in every situation

@shaimaababiker6485 4 года назад

You have no idea how long I’ve waited for this 🤪

@Nattastik 4 года назад

i live for the editing on these videos lmao😭😭

@GothicConservative 4 года назад

The peppa pig theme song caught me off guard cause my 2 year old watches that religiously. That was a good laugh for mommas lol

@janie9352 4 года назад

5:12 gave me the chills omg

@zoevanderhoof7249 4 года назад

dylan: 0:35 I’m just hoping that there’s no drama cam: *walks on the beach* everyone watching the show: here we go again

@dodobird9975 4 года назад

I really need a “bachelor in paradise but it’s only jpj”

@Kara-hy4ii 4 года назад

pls don’t stop making these

@woahsarah 4 года назад

dude i love your editing hahaha

@tesso200497 4 года назад

Why is JPJ giving me low key heath ledger vibes ??

@yoyoitsem 4 года назад

This is the type of quality content I need in my life

@kristinawilliams5064 4 года назад

Lol

@Jonaskongla 4 года назад

I Don’t know who you are, but thank you! I have never seen better editing!

@huhhwuhh 4 года назад

“paradise is all about having fun” jpj: 😏

@Scrowlock12 2 года назад

The perfect analogy of being sick with an alarm sound is masterclass material.

@thisisntahandle 2 месяца назад

I still think about it since this video dropped

@hilarywright9376 4 года назад

Brilliant editing!!

@Emily-hm7nn 4 года назад

This video was a roller coaster from start to finish

@rachiejw 4 года назад

onyeka saying “i’m just a really laidback person” and then showing her with the air horn fucking killed me

@lilywheadon9014 4 года назад

Dylan is the most underrated person on this show prove me wrong

@ugly1432 4 года назад

John Paul Jones has my heart and all I've seen of him is from these crack videos

@elle-ob3qg 4 года назад

JPJ THROWING UP WITH THE ALARM SOUND SENT ME YALL DONT KNOW HOW HARD I LAUGHED OH MY GOD

@mariah_2577 3 года назад

The girl saying she wanted to make out with JPJ and now he’s vomiting, made me cackle so hard

@madi2711 4 года назад

onyeka needs to take a step back and leave jpj alone i swear to god