wherefore art thou john paul jones (bachelor in paradise crack) 

He's such a chaotic good

Claire Holliday i’m blown away by how incredibly accurate this is

Betty gregoire like highkey tho and thank u

I appreciate how Caucasian he is 🌮

Plot twist JPJ graduated Magna Cum Laude from the Busch School of Business and Economics.

You didn't say his name but we all know who you're talking about

Why did you do him like that? 🤣

It’s funny how I know exactly what ur talking about 😂😂

JPJ is actually Mr. Peanutbutter from Bojack confirmed !!!

Al Wa Nah he ain’t.

Victoria Rose me. That girl is me.

Chanel Young you’re gonna have to fight me for him🤠

Betty gregoire I’m ready 🤠😳😂

hopefully tayshia will

Chanel Young nah sissy jpj is my chicken nugget

Liz Z and he’s still more entertaining than the rest

Liz Z he needs to hop back to work on the line memorizing train cause that “poem” was a struuuuuuggle 😬

does he even work? i think he has a trust fund

what work

@the only straight I am is a straight up bitch Im straight but the fact he is an analyst that graduated from business school (which im trying to become myself and is much harder than it sounds) AND he has the personality of a golden boy, oh boy i may just go gay

Lunette Si I Screamed when I first watched that

Bro in the intro where everyone is getting introduced Blake chose to do that disgusting dance?? I can’t even watch it, it’s so cringy. Like it makes me want to vomit

Love pentagon lol

dead 💀💀💀

Grace B that is because her whole life Hannah G has gotten by with her looks. No substance at all. Tayshia is just the more mature person. Was not at all. Hannah G is Barbie on the beach

Grace B you could tell she wanted to say so much in that moment but Lol her face said it all😂

@@Sumi2379 , agreed, I know Tayshaia has always came across as the mature person, and the look on her face was (or you f......ing kidding me), attacked would be yelling and screaming....even cursing at you...she needs to look up attacked..I agree with Tayshaia also, regarding knowing that she had a date with Blake. I also, agree with the Barbie on the Beach...because even with her and Dylan, they are really lovey dovey, hope they can handle real world issues/drama...

Allie Guerrini honestly who would they find to match his energy??

it would be sooo chaotic lmao

he needs to learn how to kiss tho frfr

you me exactly, that would be iconic

YES I need more JPJ!!

It is a travesty so hard to watch

Can someone explain specifically what’s bad about it? Genuinely curious

@@bryce5134 im not really a kissing expert but I can tell is definently not a smooth kiss, they dont look like theyre in a comfortable position, they keep stopping as if she doesnt know if its over or not then he goes back in its just weird

he's perfect

@@bryce5134 nothing's wrong with the way he kisses.

Alie you literally just described my dream man......

megaatomicmuffin right. Like I feel really bad for him. And caellyn played him for a rose.

You aren't using that word correctly.

I feel bad for him too bc caelynn clearly wasn’t into him and got his hopes up soo much.

what line

cute boy he said something like “in my mind there are two phone calls: one to ask for my partner’s parents’ permission, and the other to my parents”

I read this right as he said it😂😂

But what does that even mean??? I've been wondering all week

chalseoko freaked him out

chalseoko he felt it is his dick 😂😂

That’s the part where I lost it

omg I was drinking my juice and almost choked sksksksjsk

So sad

Ya Ya i was watching him kiss and i was like ehhhh-_-

Ya Ya not a conspiracy, Hannah also said she sent someone home bc they were a bad kisser

I read somewhere that it was because he didn’t get any sleep after throwing up all night from the hot tacos.

@@angelaraber Damn! What did that witch Jane put in those tacos

In an interview with Chris Harrison, he said it’s a special kind of chili sauce called ‘Gringo Killer’.

@@angelaraber welp, that'll do it then. poor jpj XD

Cam is my literal biggest fear in a man

Who's going to be the mother of his mother's grandchildren?

Nahuel Lolololol 😂😂😂😂 ABC, Anyone but Cam Lol so sad but true

@@maddiemainer Why, because he's insecure and sad? So you want what, a happy puppy? Grow up.

Alex Byars no because i could potentially die if I get pregnant (yay medical issues) and a man who imagines me as the mother of his children after just one date is terrifying

ME TOO LOLLLLL

the only straight I am is a straight up bitch actually he did theatre in college!

He legitimately went to college for theater for a hot minute. I know people who were in his program at The Catholic University in Maryland. So he definitely is a theater kid of some sort

He has band kid and theater kid energy. He probably played percussion or saxophone and did theater

Can confirm

one hell of a mess BUT HE KISSES LIKE A FISH

seriously how fucking DARE you. JPJ is our himbo king who writes poetry?? and you compare him to mommas boy?

He reminds me of Shrek for some reason

Yes

YESSS

YAAS QUEEN

Mary P. She said in a recent podcast she’s currently single so sadly idk 😩

@@Sumi2379 i heard that :'(. I hope she was just covering it up. but he also is going on two dates w two different chicks next episode, and the "sun tan lotion scene" (he like feels this girl upppp) that he has with one of the girls is super intense...

So much of his behavior is cringey. He’s just so gorgeous it plays as cute. He’s quirky not smooth.

@@bgoumas honestly yeah he is a real oddball but I feel like that is what makes him cuter. He's really awkward

It’s not his fault he’s literally full golden retriever

Claire Holliday honestly. And his rapping isn’t “that” bad.

just realized i said their instead of there im sorry guys 😔

@the only straight I am is a straight up bitch I find him eccentric, but I don't think he's that weird. He just seems like he's in a perpetual child state, idk.

I’m not on board the “hate cam ” wagon.

the only straight I am is a straight up bitch Yall reaching lol he’s clearly just a bit desperate to find a partner but so are half the ppl there! If it was anyone else they wouldn’t be clowning so much

Yeah I was like did JPJ already have it memorized? Bc I don't think they have books/internet while there

chalseoko idk it looked like he had a paper w him so maybe it was on there???? Either way it was a pleasant surprise

Kat F unpopular popular opinion: Blake isn’t good at dancing, he’s just moves more than most white males do

tapply a What’s sad is that it appears that he thinks he’s really good. 😂

What heath ledger reference?

probably 💀💀💀💀💀

Curly Kay honestly.......................you may be on to something there 😬😳🙈

No Hannah said it was Jonathan

Curly Kay I was thinking this too!

We need a Black bachelor,and bc he's fine,sweet,caring,and derveres to find love.

Yesssss he does! #MikeforBachelor

He was one of the best! Hannah missed out

@@thirstaefortae5057 I loves your profile pic. I Love Yoo is a great webtoon

Malaika Tapela It is! Glad it’s back

@the only straight I am is a straight up bitch 😂😂😂

^^^

He's such a precious bean

He’s too clingy.

Fr. He became clingy so quick. It’s not even cute.

He’s super clingy, but also I think Hannah needs to tell him to back off a little

laura auden honestly... we been knew

if it isn't mike or john paul jones, im protesting

Hannah’s kinda coming across as the pretty girl that’s always gotten her way and doesn’t know how to handle conflict in a mature and clear way. She’s saying one thing to people’s faces to satisfy them while continuing to hurt them behind their back. Even just the way she responded to Taysha shows a lot about her maturity level and lack of personal responsibility. All taysha was saying was she wished she was honest about her past with Blake then Taysha wouldn’t have gone on that date with him which only complicated things for everyone on the show. Hannah took that as an attack instead of constructive criticism from a friend. A mature response would be to apologize and admit your faults thus far and let them know that you’re still human and you’re trying to best to figure it out. I hate this generation and the “hater” mentality, there’s nothing wrong with accepting criticism and growing from it

Courtney Coleman literally spot on! Also, Hannah G is being vague to Dylan about everything. If she wants to date multiple people she has to be very honest/transparent about her feelings (she acts like she doesn’t have feelings for Blake but her actions show it). And telling Dylan she went out with Blake two weeks after they met was a shady move smh

SAME