The Pop Tart Man | ERU ASMR

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You find yourself in a void meeting with an individual who trades in the contraband delicacy known as Pop Tarts.
00:00:00 Crinkle, crinkle, little bag
00:01:51 Imagine, if you will...
00:06:29 Dia de Muertos
00:11:43 Peach Cobbler
00:16:43 S'mores
00:19:59 Confetti Cupcake
00:25:09 Lemon Crème Pie
00:28:29 Brown Sugar Cinnamon
00:31:21 Blueberry
00:35:16 Cookies & Cream
00:38:42 Raspberry
00:41:42 Cherry
00:45:01 Strawberry
00:48:25 Completing your order
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@EphemeralRift 2 года назад

You’ll never guess what inspired this so I’ll give you a hint: one particular moment from the 2021 film The Marksman. ;)

@flangleguys 2 года назад

you got any leftover poptarts?

@bane5825 2 года назад

Never seen that movie

@theconsultant5720 2 года назад

Pls do Asmr Eat videos

@thelemon0001 2 года назад

I saw it on my netflix feed and thought "eh, it's probably meager." But now I'm gonna watch it.

@TheDamisen 2 года назад

@@theconsultant5720 he’s done them before. Look up “ephemeral rift let’s eat” and multiple should show up, I think there’s even a playlist

@lumethecrow2632 2 года назад

I like how he literally has an "ERU" He is truly more than just an ASMR content creator

@mrfancyshorts6326 2 года назад

What does ERU stand for?

@SlavicBoi 2 года назад

@@mrfancyshorts6326 Ephemeral Rift Universe

@lumethecrow2632 2 года назад

@@mrfancyshorts6326 What Slavic Boi said

@PacificBroadwayTeam 2 года назад

Also the name of the Creator figure in Tolkiens universe

@adderon7476 2 года назад

After 10 years he's gotta keep it fresh

@yourmother3212 2 года назад

Me: Hey could I get some Poptarts? ER: *"Imagine, if you will..."*

@realhumanmale645 2 года назад

hello mom

@kanh7667 2 года назад

@@realhumanmale645 he’s gonna kidnap you be careful and play with ur mother

@liziren1983 2 года назад

mom I threw up

@YetAnotherWeebTrash 2 года назад

Eventually we'll have a man for every conceivable and inconceivable object and concept lol

@KillerKilometers 2 года назад

Everything and nothing man, my friend

@midnight_hex6568 2 года назад

Eventually we’ll have a man for the men who own everything. An overseer.

@mox. 2 года назад

@@midnight_hex6568 "The NWO man"

@sungjinwoo5845 2 года назад

The happiness man, who you purchase pills(tick tacks for RU-vid) of solid happiness.

@duaneasmr2021 2 года назад

i like whisper, his videos are simple but very relaxing 💯💯💯

@dragonspadeex 2 года назад

You know Rift, you've done alot of food and such for the Man's. Why not a beverage man? Or a tea man? Or, just for kicks, a water man, a man who specializes in different types of water?

@Zombie0303 2 года назад

I second this

@toptext2807 2 года назад

I too, second this

@stinkyrrat1854 2 года назад

i also second this

@bruhmagnet9543 2 года назад

I third this

@CW-xn1ot 2 года назад

Just like with the boxing video, someone in the comments predicts a future video

@cinephileasmr6468 2 года назад

ER will never cease to amaze me with the sheer originality in his concepts. Always an endless source of creative inspiration! Thank you!!

@seanmcgrath1616 2 года назад

@lemonshark lmao

@fruitpunch7482 2 года назад

@lemonshark my thoughts exactly

@twolves535 2 года назад

@lemonshark I mean not really. He’s just doing a different version of his OWN concept

@BIGhappyG33 2 года назад

@lemonshark Thank God SOMEONE mentioned it

@cefb8923 2 года назад

@lemonshark Yeah I feel like people literally just keep regurgiting the ER is so original comment on all his videos.. which is ironic. I think he is original but I mean let's be serious.. it's ASMR. He can do any subject and still get tingles, maybe that is why ER is the best. ER Shits in His Hand | ASMR Comment section: hEs sO oRIgInAl!!

@zacharykelway5797 2 года назад

Me to my 9yr old: stop watching dumb crap on RU-vid! Me: watching Poptart fan fiction trying to nap.

@teavo3808 2 года назад

Duality of man.

@coinisinorbit 2 года назад

*imagine, if you will*

@BioWeaponSnipez 2 года назад

i shall now reward you with your first subscriber

@WhatsanEngler 2 года назад

I don’t have a child, but I have never resonated with a post so much.

@shrekwesmobamboo 2 года назад

Why this is not dumb crap this is pure art don’t feel ashamed my friend!

@adamrobinson3123 2 года назад

I snorted quite loudly when he said "what do I do with the open poptarts....I eat them" in a dead pan expression. I don't know why that was so funny , but it was

@aleksandrsokolov5449 2 года назад

Please elaborate

@wert5049 2 года назад

How do you elaborate on what he said lmao. It was pretty clear.

@SexyFace 2 года назад

what picture is your icon of?

@vaultboi76 2 года назад

47:44

@hannahbrown5465 2 года назад

Something about the look on his face is really funny after he says it

@Oussuk 2 года назад

Never thought people would be interested in poptarts in a post-apocalyptic, dystopian world.

@BRONCOBOY7575 2 года назад

The actual question is, why wouldn’t you?

@dreamingdarkrai9010 2 года назад

Not interested In poptarts in the normal world lol

@tacplayzboi 2 года назад

Have you met me?

@Gumperthehumper 2 года назад

Bird box?

@rueip8416 2 года назад

Would you rather lettuce?

@strictlydonotcare2421 2 года назад

As someone who comes from a country that doesn’t have pop tarts, this video feels much more authentic to me lol. But to be fair I’ve only tried one pop tart, the classic strawberry one from my friend abroad. I didn’t know the pop tarts had pictures on the frosting, that’s a new one 👀

@maria-melek 2 года назад

I'm from the US and I didn't know that either lol. Btw the strawberry one is my favorite, I've also tried toaster strudels when I was younger(however it's spelled) strawberry flavor as well, though I didn't like it much.

@rats703 Год назад

I'm technically german but I didn't know that there was a picture on it

@CrowAtNight 2 года назад

Uncle Rift! I'd love it if you'd consider doing another "What kind of SCP are you?" type video. One of my favorites.

@cokodogo00 2 года назад

My favorite too, i cant wait for part two

@aaron__.._ 2 года назад

there is a second part, it’s the “What kind of human are you” video

@leeroquemore8713 2 года назад

Other than the top-notch ASMR, the dia de los muertos Pop Tarts are the most interesting thing I've seen in a very long time

@spyroapplesauce 2 года назад

They look a lot like the Sugar Cookie ones. White frosting with printed designs… I always liked the look.

@leeroquemore8713 2 года назад

@@spyroapplesauce yeah I never would have guessed they made Pop-Tarts for that holiday

@thorman2005 2 года назад

I'm ashamed to admit how immersed I become while watching all of these. I can't stop

@ethanatk 2 года назад

"Imagine, if you will,..." Buckle up, boys.

@dustyrhodes9341 2 года назад

@shadowsoulless6227 2 года назад

"what do I do with all the open Pop-Tarts?" *Deadpan expression* "I eat them"

@butedfrw4225 2 года назад

For real I felt like he was actually being rude to me

@not_safe 2 года назад

Personally, the smores poptarts are my favorite, especially when you pop them in the microwave for 10-15 seconds

@tabithathecat 2 года назад

They do smores poptarts?!

@NoEntertainment 2 года назад

Oh yeah it's one of the most popular flavors I think. I don't think they want you to put them into the microwave though, but who am I to judge

@jeffreyhowe2605 2 года назад

@@NoEntertainment I figured he meant after toasting them. I do that with my toast... Butter it up then 10 seconds in the microwave. Melts the butter a bit more and softens the bread the *tiniest * bit so it melts in your mouth.

@honeytteoki 2 года назад

@lemonshark id rather eat a poptart than a candybar anyway

@NoEntertainment 2 года назад

inb4 they make candy bar flavored PopTarts

@13lackout360 2 года назад

God I love Pop Tarts. Delicious, cheap, can be eaten right out of the pack, and they have a nice shelf life. It’s everything I want in a “work-day” sort of meal except for the fact that they’re loaded with way too much sugar.

@jessepinkman. 2 года назад

factual, and the fact that you can amplify the taste by just toasting them makes pop tarts literally the perfect snack

@zacharyalfano9846 2 года назад

Literally not even breakfast

@daisyreyes3450 2 года назад

They contain too much sugar but they taste pretty good I crave them every now and then ❤️

@randomkid9328 2 года назад

It's hilarious thinking about the fact that some dude just traveled trough the void, and end up meeting an sentient being that just sells pop tarts, and does nothing else

@cassidyescalus450 2 года назад

Imagine, if you will, a 'Weather Man' with different types of weather in jars, and when you open the jar you can hear rain or a thunderstorm or just an ambient recording of a sunny day

@Toby55795 2 года назад

Pretty smart idea ngl

@anatolyantonov9512 Год назад

Ever since the NWO banned Weather...

@Gastrodon212 2 года назад

When do we get to be acquainted with the Honey Bun Man? I’d want to do business with him

@dreamingdarkrai9010 2 года назад

That will be the day i smile once more

@frickeli 2 года назад

Luh honey bun

@Tzar-TZ 2 года назад

i have never had a pop tart in my life

@dandyguyinspace 2 года назад

This takes me back to the days when I had pop-tarts for breakfast nearly every morning Miserable but tasty times

@hizenisgod790 2 года назад

I’m in love with your videos and have been watching them for about a year now, I’ve always found joy and peace from watching your videos and loved them all especially the sanitarium videos.

@benflis1618 2 года назад

As a fellow pop tart disciple, I approve.

@amylauzier4129 2 года назад

The leather jacket sounds 🤤🤤

@Not_Kev06 5 месяцев назад

William Post, the inventer of Poptarts unfortunatly passed away and iv always loved poptarts, the poptart man wouldnt exist if it wouldnt be for him. R.I.P William Post 2/10/2024

@elizabethjohnson8662 2 года назад

I want a master video of all the "imagine, if you will" speeches. I was so afraid that he was going to skip the rest of it in this video; I'm really glad he went back to it.

@orangec0rsair115 2 года назад

It would be great to have a Something-Man, Tech-Man for example in which you show all your equipment, cameras, microphones, computer, consoles and also do bunch of triggers with those! Greate video!

@whisperthewolf263 2 года назад

Finally, my wish has been seen and has been granted.

@Nicholash69 2 года назад

I have watched this specific video at least 10 times. Why do I love it so much? Why THIS ER video?? (Good job.)

@sonnythompson8047 2 года назад

Little late but congrats on 1 mil, can't believe ive watched this since 2013 when i was in middleschool. ty for all you do cheers to the goat You are

@rebeccca98 2 года назад

I’ve never had a pop tart but now I really want one 😂

@evanb.529 2 года назад

When it's a "Man" video, you already know you're gonna be in a deep sleep by the time the video ends

@111games. 2 года назад

Yeah really. But I offen revisit them and watch them fully to find out what's the lore

@h.w.4482 2 года назад

At this point "Imagine, if you will..." is more recognizable to E.R.'s audience than "On a dark and stormy night..."

@toptext2807 2 года назад

What is the second quote

@J.Bradley. 2 года назад

Glad to see this series still going.

@willschlo5189 2 года назад

It makes my day a little better whenever I hear you say "imagine if you will..." (:

@RPodoba 2 года назад

brilliant concept; brilliant leather sounds; crinkly ASMR; script...absolute pinnacle ASMR

@mangomangomilkshake5744 2 года назад

I think this is my absolute favorite video from you so relaxing and now I’m dying for a poptart ;-;

@heatherflora3560 2 года назад

I needed this today. Been sad and stressed, and this made me chuckle and relax. Thank you.

@Dan280974 2 года назад

Someone needs to make a playlist that chronicals this mans entire lore.

@wytta1 2 года назад

How in the world can you remember all of the lore from the rift world. Do you have a journal or something to keep it all in? I am very curious.

@strictlydonotcare2421 2 года назад

Probably takes notes, many content creators do that. Gotta have that lore consistency

@ThexVaultxTech 2 года назад

A banger, instant classic

@erikstark16 2 года назад

These videos are some of my favorites on youtube

@Cheinz74 2 года назад

Those are the coolest pop tarts I’ve ever seen

@otakus1216 2 года назад

It's the most wonderful time of the year

@ka8t 2 года назад

I was eating pop tarts and got this recommendation. Love you ER.

@drummiechris3276 2 года назад

The look on his face when he says "I eat them" 😄

@girthygumbolini882 2 года назад

Its like ASMR and the feeling of the overarching cosmos all in one!

@TheDigitalMoose 2 года назад

I think these videos are messages from the future not an alternate universe.

@c.f.7408 2 года назад

The ones with pictures are amazing

@Bigladd 2 года назад

this mans asmr has got me through so many panic attacks anxiety attacks ect i love you bro

@mouse7211 2 года назад

he's helped me through a few bad depression episodes myself, it's nice how much of an impact he has : )

@zacharyalfano9846 2 года назад

Nice

@iGoNomNomOnUrFace 2 года назад

You are nothing short of a gift good sir

@Dippy 2 года назад

whats next? the toaster strudel man? ER is a genius as always

@zacharyalfano9846 2 года назад

Why stop worshiping it’s creepy

@spicywienervlogs5791 2 года назад

Love these videos man

@brianstabile165 2 года назад

Love the reason you eat the food in your videos

@sSocialq 2 года назад

i need these noises in my ear right now

@astridc9551 2 года назад

I love the sound when you break the pop tarts in half

@savannahlake9958 2 года назад

I love the way his jacket sounds!!!

@RampDad 2 года назад

IDK Why, but when you break the pop-tart in half, I just melt.

@emjaygaa3490 2 года назад

Perfect, now I can relax after school's stress skjskssksk

@danieln6700 2 года назад

I love the man series. Wish there was one a week

@wilburforce8046 2 года назад

Man videos never get old

@CharleenaPurcell 2 года назад

Man I love this guy

@geckoram6286 7 месяцев назад

I'd love to watch this, it's so relaxing, but it's making me hungry too

@Swoozman 2 года назад

Finally, a Man with the goods I need

@gilbertvalentin9665 2 года назад

The pop tart man holy shit holy shit 🔥🔥🔥

@evanjohnson250 2 года назад

Finally I can pop some tarts in my bunker in peace …. Damn N.W.O keeps knocking on the bunker lid looking for the candy man….. I keep telling them I haven’t seen him in a fortnite, cause me and the video game guy have been grinding season 11 of apex !!

@cantleavethisblank4170 2 года назад

Bedtime, a time to imagine, if you will

@specter_badguy9675 2 года назад

It's been a hot minute since I have seen an Uncle E video but I see that the Riftverse is still extremely convoluted and only going to get more so

@tomivehvilainen 2 года назад

The man, the myth, the legend.

@astridc9551 2 года назад

I basically live off pop tarts so I loved this video, thank you ER 😊

@doc.spooky3770 2 года назад

This man has just slaughtered the full nyan cat race in one video…run

@voli1430 2 года назад

You’re asmr is so beautiful

@yaya3025 2 года назад

You my friend are awesome. Who would've thought poptart asmr

@vzspr8023 2 года назад

I never realised, The Rift is just basically a Half-Life lore.

@marsmurderer9868 2 года назад

ER is actually the G Man and the viewer is Gordon. Every single ER video was just G Man screwing with Gordon while he was in stasis between Half-Life 1 and 2. I knew it

@TheAleatoriorandom 2 года назад

When I see "The (something something) man" in the tittle I know I will like the video! Speaking of wich, I'm totally specting Ephemeral Rift to eventually make a "The something something man" video, somehow he will.

@ClassicalMusic-ds9yt 2 года назад

i love your sleepy videos😍

@lydialuvs 2 года назад

Great video!

@Crouza 2 года назад

I think it'd be really funny to have on of these man videos, but they're dealing with a speedrunner trying to sequence break getting tingles as fast as possible.

@user2395. 2 года назад

“If you’ll give me a moment” *proceeds to tell self to reboot*

@pmnightsasmr 2 года назад

Oh I love these!

@t-sol8039 2 года назад

This was a great idea

@daisyreyes3450 2 года назад

The leather jacket sounds are dooopeeee😍

@giansanchez26 2 года назад

Relaxing 😘

@george-oy2vm 2 года назад

He will never run out of ideas.

@helios566 2 года назад

Id like to order your entire stock of the Brown Sugar Cinnamon as they are objectively the best Pop Tart flavor.

@eyetimus 2 года назад

This is gonna be great I can already tell.

@Lucerne9 2 года назад

ER releases video == immediately nap time

@AidzMcMustard 2 года назад

THE MOST POWERFUL OF THEM ALL

@spindriftamvs1880 2 года назад

Great ASMR

@biggboi8009 2 года назад

My favorite flavors are cookies and cream, brown sugar cin. , cherry, blueberry, strawberry, chocolate fudge, wait a minute god damn they’re all my favorite (Except the over the top ones like s’mores, cupcake or the two flavor combos)