The reason why Nahida got locked up for 500 years 

such a deep quote 😔

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Nahida will be back with some more wisdom

Depth

That’s deep bro ✊😔

omg nice pfp

@@echodragon6 Hey, I was gonna say that-

Which is the very reason why she's grounded

Are you that guy that was in the chat on that one Genshin stream and there was another guy called hopium or are you someone else

@@thecrystalliaguild yes, I was on koomaxx's stream

*"aw sh't... Here we go aga'n"*

Anxiety dook dook

@@NotKaiii hahahahahh

Nahida: To dook dook, is to prevent constipation.

@@notraidenshogun8324 sabzeruz samsara's quest be like:

How? I don't understand

@@Gasterisation she said something about "dook dook",, I can't remember the quote exactly but I'm pretty sure she was making a joke about poop when we first met her loll

@@Xia---Yu when nahida say dook dook?

@@Gasterisation in the archon quest!

@@shadprakash i already do that, i mean when she say about dook dook?

Nah, she is just so wise that she immediately know the entire dictionary, including the slurs and insults

@@ItsEmpty based

Considering there's an expert in cat language, there's definitely an expert at baby language somewhere

according to Alhaitham, Akademia scholars are required to know 20 languages, must include the baby language.

@@ItsEmpty “nig-“

she should learn what REAL solitary confinement is!

@@britishkusanali eternal Solitary confinement just for existing 💀

@@XTRAJOSS98 yup :(

Klee: Not only you, your whole region and element is a joke to me.

master jean is a beach

Nice but i think it could use some revision. Mondstadt: "We want our archon!" Venti: "Nah, you want F R E E D O M" Liyue: "We want our archon" Zhongli: "Grow up." Inazuma: "We want our archon!" Raiden: *glitching noises* Nahida: "I am the heir of the greater lord!" Sumeru: "Gondor has no king, Gondor NEEDS NO KING!"

@@norwegianboyee At least Sumeru people aren't french or she might appear headless.

@@GoldMoonGuy Aren’t*

@@elysia6524 Thanks

@@GoldMoonGuy Fontaine are the french

These akademiya casuals don't get it smh

Indeed Oh we gonna beat the sh*t out the Akademia in the future btw

except you. You were made in the bedroom.

Brazil reportedly decided to declare its independence when the guy who was their leader was taking a dump, so you have a point

It is said that when martin luther write 95 thesis against the catholic church. He did so majority of time while in the loo. He also said to love making poop jokes in his papers when condemning the church.

No shit I thought of a way to make this world less greedy then forgot about it after i was done

@@Wolfie118 no shit, never said better

Yeah vacation in prison / solitary confinement At least she can sleep as much as she wants but 500 years without smartphone too gotta be boring XD

She's gotta wait till she's 14 lmao

@@kittencutie7074 She has the Akasha to browse the inter- dreams

@@chaosxepsilon6833but the sages turned on parental guidelines mode.

me too 😂

I can't find the source of that sound, the original song is sung by a female. But this sounds like Freddie mercury.

Teyvats most feared group of bandits in the making :]

Qiqi: plain dead lol

Forbidden knowledge

Nahida: Locked up for existing

Qiqi: Locked up for... reasons she forgor

Maybe its cuz of different origins: like venti was a wind elemental being so no childhood

I can imagine 3 scenarios 1. Lotus heads taste the same as I remember, but where are those who share the memory? 2. Guizhong look! (pillar) 3. Xiao

I’M NOT A CHILD!

Venti was a wind spirit. Zhongli would have been a baby dragon Both raiden were born from lightning so they might have had childhood.

What do you mean. He played chicken with a whole kingdom and dragged us on a five hour fetch quest to fake his death and he doesn't even understand how the money he makes works. He's the oldest man child in existence.

*Nahida approved* 👍

That is the only stupid think the archon of wisdom can speak

Peak dived popped content 🤣

The fact that "dook dook" could be translated into something else just makes this even more golden.

This content is some real dook dook

you're likely around 500years late and have a fake universe to gain trust and wealth in, after which travel for an extensive period of time to later get fucked by the academia saying No, she's a god nonetheless. you're going to have a hard time mate

hold on boi, won't let you get away with it so easily. I'll have her.

@@backyardtortoise. over my dead body!!!

Jokes on both of u I adopted her from the first second I sew her in the trailer

You mortals have no chance against I. She is my daughter.

Of course, she surpassed her.

What do you mean? She is the grass herself 😂😂😂

Anemo. Because venti likes to steal other archons' kids for some reason. He would take nahida but unfortunately the gnosis got transferred to her by her mother along with body she occupies

Well, the Akademiya has the same role in Sumeru as the Three Commissions do in Inazuma

The sages weren’t as wise as they seem, the true power play would have been to bring the new archon up to gain favor in the long-run

Pretty petty if you ask me 😂😂😂 Also, their arrogance blinded them to the truth, she is not just any normal baby (she’s God of Wisdom)

good luck 👍

Yeah lol... I was like wait a minute... That video was right hahaha xD

It's accurate bcs it's recently known that the sages locked nahida away bcs at that time her intelligence is the same as a baby