The TIFU subreddit having a strict "NO COCONUTS" rule still makes me laugh to this day when I think about it. The subreddit really did devolve into mostly coconut related stories after this story spread wide enough.
"I understand the train of logic that made a man f-ck a coconut." "Everyone spits chewed potato chip onto the next chip, right?" Justin, buddy, we need to talk.
Of all the things I've heard in your videos, the chip dip thing was by far the most horrifying. I audibly groaned and then asked my wife "Did you hear that shit?" and as I looked over at her, her face displayed the repulsion I felt. We're both veterans of the early internet, the Wild West days, and you managed to shock us. Bravo.
It's the little things that get you. I've read through the Jolly Rancher Story, Swamps of Dagobah, the people melting to their seats, I've watched countless hours of war footage and Liveleak, ect. The works. That simple little chew the chip to make the next chips dip thing got me outta left field and was one of the worst things I've ever heard. Definitely not THE worst, not even a longshot, but still immensely heinous.
that's exactly the part that made me think it might have been totally made up -- not that I think it's impossible, but it seems like you stick it in, feel it moving, pull out, and you're going to be cleaning yourself off so fast none of the maggots would figure out they even wanted to investigate there yet it's far more plausible to me that the guy was inspired by the redditor 7 months early who made the guide to do a LARPing story about it
@@TransRoofKorean We’d assume but…maybe this guy was REALLY into it…and it took him a little bit to notice… Depending on the type of larvae they can be fast little buggers. Biology can be enlightening but also you will see a lot of squirming larvae. A lot.
@@kalebreed6363 are those like being “ribbed for her pleasure?” ...i guess those would be x rated goosebumps. of course, if they’re down there, it’s less likely to be goosebumps and more like herpes 🤷♂️
Cant wait for the ''You thought the shoebox was bad? My cousin's neighbor has been shooting it into these boxers for 7 years'' or ''The janitor pulled out his keys and unlocked the door slowley. Shit. The room stunk like the waterways of Mumbai'' Maybe the ''At my 20th birthday party a guy puked in the jungle juice, but we didn't find out until the next day''? Reddit is a magical place
This one Filipino novelty song, Da Coconut Nut, hits different now after this. _"The coconut nut is a giant nut_ _If you eat too much, you'll get very fat_ _Now, the coconut nut is a big-big nut_ _But it's delicious nut is not a nut"_
A wet, dark and protected little cave like the inside of a coconut on a humid summer day seems like the perfect breeding ground for all kinds of insects, it's absolutely beyond me how someone could just leave that laying around. Guess the horny was stronger then reason and logic lmao
I had it before that something fell behind the counter. It's disgusting. Imagining doing that on purpose, without gloves, mixing the soup with your weiner .... no thanks
@@satan1841 Didn’t he also do it in a parking lot while waiting for his parents to come back with groceries or am I mixing that story up with a different one?
This reminds me of that 4Chan greentext about this guy who bought a “personal watermelon”, that he then fucked and buried. That watermelon then grew, and his family came over and ate it, and he was the only one who knew.
tbh i think it's more of a hairy milk carton, it cant be considered a mammal since it doesn't have nipples ((learned that one from The amazing world of gumball))
There are a bunch of new people who are being introduced to Whang’s channel with this video. I’m this will be their first exposure. I think that’s beautiful. This video almost made me gag lmao.
I made the mistake of watching this one, despite having heard the story and knowing more or less how cursed it is, right after eating a nice ruben from McAlister's. I am truly my own worst enemy.
I thoroughly expected the guy to return the coconut, then his mom finds it and prepares it for dinner. Man, I can't decide whether that would have been a better or worse outcome than what actually happened JEEZ.
What kind of sociopath spits up chewed chips for "dip" Edit: people who lick the flavor off chips and throw them away are the scourge of the earth and should be burned.
I never heard of someone doing that and I physically shivered a little. But I'm the kind of person who licks off all the chips and throws away the soft left over potato chips
Man, I love everything Whang does. It feels like I'm a little kid again and I'm listening to my friends on the playground talk about disgusting things they found on the internet in the early 2000s
The fact that he refused to answer basic questions like "how did the smell not clue you in the last time" or "how did your parents not discover you cleaning it up" is pretty telling about the story's veracity. Lots of people in the AMA asked him to specify if he was home alone when the.... "conclusion" occurred, but he ignored all of them. Typically that means it's a total lie, and OP wasn't smart enough to think of a decent excuse to hand wave away that particular plot hole.
"It's like that thing where you shew up a potato chip, then you spit it out onto a new potato chip so it's like you made your own dip" How is that more disgusting than the story in the background?
I've trespassed onto many properties that have signs that say "beware of dog" or "trespassers will be blah blah blah" for shortcuts around town. But had any single one of those signs said "be wary of cockbleed" my legs would be far more toned today.
You should do a video on the origins of the Original jeff the Killer picture. The writer of the creepypasta claims he made it but theres evidence hes lying.
Goose Boose has already covered it pretty well. I like Whang a lot, but unless anything new has come out recently, I don't see what else there is to say.
@@Minchken Actually, the video I referenced examined that. Katy wasn't even the name of the person in the picture and the story wasn't real, and the picture may not even be the original Jeff photo.
Oh man i remember reading this TIFU on reddit. It was glorious. Never expected it to become so widespread but seeing other people's first time reaction is as good as reading it the first time.
The second the redditor mentioned the climate and flies I burst out laughing in terror and kept repeating "Ohhhh shit, ohhhh shit, I know where this is going!" Just...OOF. Now to dive back into the video. 😅
Hm...I was going to make a joke about them offering a guide for women, but then I started wondering about how many women in history had to have shoved a full coconut up their cooter. I think I need to just go to bed....
@@Icarusinhischariot I mean, it likely wasn't very pleasant. And that requires training and a motherfucker of a pain tolerance. And the right body structure to where you can fit something like that and not be stuck on your pelvic bone. You need to be specialized for it to be viable, it's far easier to make a hole in comparison.
Whang, I just wanted you to know that your inclusion of a sound effect at 2:20 was (and is still being) greatly appreciated, I dont know why but I've replayed it multiple times
