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@JustinWhangYt
@JustinWhangYt 2 года назад
Youtooz giveaway: justinwhang.youtooz.com/
@dreadmetal6558
@dreadmetal6558 2 года назад
Why must we suffer
@kokichiouma2
@kokichiouma2 2 года назад
@@dreadmetal6558 are you ok dude
@FishRepair
@FishRepair 2 года назад
Buy my shirts?
@unmeinks5907
@unmeinks5907 2 года назад
i guess you could say he put a few magnates justin his whang
@ciji698
@ciji698 2 года назад
i dont care
@manwhatdoiputhere
@manwhatdoiputhere 2 года назад
"A knife and a ball-point pen lid" is such a horrifying sentence
@acandybar283
@acandybar283 Год назад
that is not a sentence
@Xavior12
@Xavior12 Год назад
​@@acandybar283 maybe that's what makes it horrifying.
@lukav3509
@lukav3509 Год назад
i almost had a seizure after hearing that, penis + knife = MASSIVE OOPSIE
@manwhatdoiputhere
@manwhatdoiputhere Год назад
​@@acandybar283I'm not smart ok
@Dumb_Killjoy
@Dumb_Killjoy 11 месяцев назад
Especially when paired with a penis
@Madeleine_des_Esseintes
@Madeleine_des_Esseintes 2 года назад
OP may be a perv, but he has a poet's heart.
@frankuraku5622
@frankuraku5622 2 года назад
Every good man has it's flaws.
@MrMoistIITheRevengeOfTheMoist
@MrMoistIITheRevengeOfTheMoist 2 года назад
Tbh his poetry was harder to listen to than the main event.
@scoundral2995
@scoundral2995 2 года назад
@@MrMoistIITheRevengeOfTheMoist I didn't mind it, if anything it made it funnier
@scoundral2995
@scoundral2995 2 года назад
@Tom teeriff Nash Still enjoyed it
@barbararab6390
@barbararab6390 2 года назад
Some men suffer for their art
@amberpasta9379
@amberpasta9379 2 года назад
I love the fact that these stories most often times start with “a weekend at home alone”
@ingloriousMachina
@ingloriousMachina Год назад
Idle hands are the devil's playground.
@caprifoliaceousConfectioner
it's like whenever you're home alone, something inside you just clicks and you have this sudden urge to do something risky and stupid.
@PongoDaMan
@PongoDaMan Год назад
well they aint gonna happen on a tuesday 🤣
@happysaladd8951
@happysaladd8951 11 месяцев назад
What weekend at home alone do to a mf
@mrtrollnator123
@mrtrollnator123 28 дней назад
​@@happysaladd8951fr
@paragonrobbie9270
@paragonrobbie9270 2 года назад
This goes to show: Remember, no matter how embarrassing your medical problem is, don't worry about telling your doctor about it. They're trained professionals that have probably seen or heard of worse in their careers.
@josedorsaith5261
@josedorsaith5261 Год назад
Ask your local surgeon about the "butt box"
@friedpancakes266
@friedpancakes266 Год назад
Probably? Imagination has a limit. Humans do not
@lastchanc3stars
@lastchanc3stars Год назад
​@@friedpancakes266that doesn't prevent humans trying to push their limit though!
@corbeaudejugement
@corbeaudejugement 10 месяцев назад
​@@josedorsaith5261 for those unaware: the "butt box" would be, if it existed, a collection of photocopied X-rays of people's butts showing the things some poor soul shoved up there. i highly doubt it exists anywhere but it's a funny concept
@unknownkingdom
@unknownkingdom 6 месяцев назад
Did you listen to the story? Because they definitely didn't live up to the professionalism you describe
@fortniteblevins7058
@fortniteblevins7058 2 года назад
Imagine going through airport security with a bunch of tiny magnets in your urethra
@roseserpenthelm7448
@roseserpenthelm7448 2 года назад
Imagine having an MRI
@richardmillhousenixon
@richardmillhousenixon 2 года назад
@@roseserpenthelm7448 Dick-B-Gone
@Jolis_Parsec
@Jolis_Parsec 2 года назад
@Rose Serpenthelm No thanks. I’ve seen the second X-Men film enough times where Magneto turns his prison guard into Swiss cheese thanks to all the extra iron in his blood from his ill-advised fling with “Mel” at the bar to know what an absolute bloodbath that would likely turn out to be. 😱
@girlbuu9403
@girlbuu9403 2 года назад
Imagine being a redditor. I can't.
@richardmillhousenixon
@richardmillhousenixon 2 года назад
@@girlbuu9403 Ok? No one asked
@trstmeimadctr
@trstmeimadctr 2 года назад
imagine getting in an MRI a few years later without realizing you had a neodymium magnet inside your bladder. I can't imagine the horror
@pinkflametheepic
@pinkflametheepic 2 года назад
I'm just so glad he finally went to the doctors. He could have been very fucked in many ways. Thank god he got them out
@Corinari
@Corinari 2 года назад
fast surgery
@Pointillax
@Pointillax 2 года назад
My thought exactly
@conservat1vepatr1ot
@conservat1vepatr1ot 2 года назад
@@Corinari Frighteningly fast extraction…
@JefeDeJefes8484
@JefeDeJefes8484 2 года назад
Working in x-ray and doing CT and MRI's for years now. You have to ask them if there any metal foreign objects, then have them answer and check them off. Old vets on old vets and then you can see the old metal they use to put in. If the patient didn't know, it would rip right out when the MRI starts. Years back a MRI tech left the MRI machine on, not knowing later on the janitor is cleaning the floor with those huge electronic sweepers. It pulled it to the middle of the MRI where a patient would be laying. Mid air he let go and was stuck there. Million worth of damages, also thankfully there were no patients in that machine. The magnetic pull in and MRI is insanely powerful. I've heard some crazies stories from year's back too.
@asthmaticpeach1794
@asthmaticpeach1794 Год назад
ive never seen my husband in more emotional distress then watching this video with me. we had to pause multiple times lmao
@chestnut4860
@chestnut4860 Год назад
I envy your marrige.
@justsomeplantcells-
@justsomeplantcells- 2 месяца назад
You should try sounding your husband sometime
@scaper8
@scaper8 2 года назад
The real question is why would anyone use magnetic balls for this? Lengths of metal bead chains can be had from a hardware store for mere pennies per foot all without the risk of magnetically attaching themselves together.
@deathpyre42
@deathpyre42 Год назад
Because these people spend more time in toy stores than hardware stores?
@Dumb_Killjoy
@Dumb_Killjoy 11 месяцев назад
Because horniness shuts off the brain for a lot of Redditors.
@ReiAnikaAyanami
@ReiAnikaAyanami 9 месяцев назад
​@@Dumb_Killjoy i think it does for most people in general
@MarbleSodaPop
@MarbleSodaPop 9 месяцев назад
Probably because he just had them lying around
@maravreloaded
@maravreloaded 8 месяцев назад
The first question you should ask is WHY these people stuff things in their c0cks. That's not its purpose! It's supposed to get in not get something in.
@nerdycatgamer
@nerdycatgamer 2 года назад
it literally physically pains me to hear these kinda stories like i'm crossing my legs running out of breath about to throw up
@5ashll303
@5ashll303 2 года назад
Yeah shoving anything up the urethra just sounds vile.
@joshstraub6972
@joshstraub6972 2 года назад
Agreed like wtf
@requiemagent3014
@requiemagent3014 2 года назад
@@5ashll303 There is apperently sex Toys for that. I stumbled across this some years ago by accident. It's very weird but I found it interesting. Like a car crash. Apperently there are tools made for that to shove it up there. Men and women. It looks so freaking creepy. It's a hard to believe it's for pleasure. But apparently this is a more common fetish then I thought at first.
@retro2409
@retro2409 2 года назад
@@5ashll303 sounding is the worst thing I’ve ever heard of
@5ashll303
@5ashll303 2 года назад
@@retro2409 I don’t even wanna know what that is.
@ikariyabiollante867
@ikariyabiollante867 2 года назад
Honestly your videos have got me so desensitized to weird-ass Internet stories that I didn't even register that this was a new upload at first. I just thought "ah yes of course, urethra magnets, business as usual."
@dlayman101
@dlayman101 2 года назад
This made me laugh a good laugh
@ronkledonkanusmoncher564
@ronkledonkanusmoncher564 2 года назад
I read it and was like “oh yeah this’ll be a good Whang vid” I didn’t even think about “oh wow this is legitimately awful” until like two minutes in lol
@buffaloburger2507
@buffaloburger2507 2 года назад
What's wrong with urethra magnets? Also it's not the only thing you can use them for.
@megamike15
@megamike15 2 года назад
unlesss it's that furry with the poo fetish. i have to draw the line somewhere and that somewhere is scat.
@Musical_Pigeon
@Musical_Pigeon 2 года назад
At my job we make medical parts. There's one that we make that goes up the peehole for prostate surgery. Actually, 2 go up the peehole; they're not particularly thin either. It's the most complicated piece that /I/ know we make, as it takes 10 minutes for 6 of them to be laser welded together.
@KiiXii
@KiiXii 3 месяца назад
Goes past a power magnet* **stretching noise** **tearing sound** **CLANG**
@valaboixsinternetcorner3355
@valaboixsinternetcorner3355 Месяц назад
criminally underrated comment.
@landonace6612
@landonace6612 Год назад
I know a doctor whos hospital had a patient who came to become a regular. Maybe once every few months, this man would come in with some damage to his penis or some item stuck inside of it. He was more likely sticking stuff in his urethra very regularly but sometimes had to go to the hospital when things got out of hand. Despite the fact that he was continually injuring himself, he kept doing it. He caused so much damage to his urethra that he had to have reconstructive surgery.
@feyfolken1655
@feyfolken1655 Год назад
I cannot even imagine doing something like this. I have a VERY sensitive and irritable bladder. Like I can get a uti from my urethra even "seeing" a foreign object sometimes, lol. The thought of willingly inserting something into it sounds like a horrible nightmarish idea.
@danyeloljokhh2458
@danyeloljokhh2458 8 месяцев назад
If a person goes to the hospital more than once for the same problem, they need to go to a psychologist.
@Zetact_
@Zetact_ 2 года назад
You can tell that one person on the marketing team was like, "Let's market them to adults, since these powerful magnets might be risky if someone sufficiently stupid gets their hands on them."
@SergioLeonardoCornejo
@SergioLeonardoCornejo 2 года назад
Sounds like natural selection. When it is kids, ignorance and physical weakness are reason enough to protect them. But with adults... Let's say we are making a mistake by saving such people.
@metaltrombone549
@metaltrombone549 2 года назад
@@SergioLeonardoCornejo You have an anime profile picture and you are talking about natural selection
@Sneakyrat_Gaming
@Sneakyrat_Gaming 2 года назад
@@SergioLeonardoCornejo buddy you have an anime pfp if we had it your way the women you creep out would have left you bleeding out on the sidewalk by now.
@SergioLeonardoCornejo
@SergioLeonardoCornejo 2 года назад
@@metaltrombone549 I guess I had to run into at least I one imbecile today.
@metaltrombone549
@metaltrombone549 2 года назад
​@St. Haborym You seem very offended!
@FTZPLTC
@FTZPLTC 2 года назад
You can't just drop the words "Reddit Urethra Magnets" into my eyes when I'm trying to get an early night, ffs.
@mrjameshendry
@mrjameshendry 2 года назад
I saw the title and thumbnail and I'm not sure I wanna watch the video
@sexygirlmax2019
@sexygirlmax2019 2 года назад
literally i was about to go to bed. Not anymore
@Baard5Szomoru
@Baard5Szomoru Год назад
😂 LMAO I'm crying
@Dumb_Killjoy
@Dumb_Killjoy 11 месяцев назад
That's definitely something to dream about.
@rileybertrand1853
@rileybertrand1853 2 месяца назад
Dszzzzzzz​@@Baard5Szomoru
@jordanlewis4983
@jordanlewis4983 2 года назад
“I was eloquent. I was articulate. She was confused” lmao
@rickharrison1887
@rickharrison1887 2 года назад
1:28 “I specifically told their designers to make this figurine as difficult as they possible could to fit in jars” Challenge accepted
@dr.altoclef9255
@dr.altoclef9255 4 месяца назад
Maybe you try to take the pieces off and then glue them back together in the jar like a ship in a bottle-
@magusperde365
@magusperde365 2 года назад
Now I understand the big push on the moderation of r/sounding for safe practice. They might put things in their urethra for fun but they'll make sure to do it right
@RedDogRichard2112
@RedDogRichard2112 2 года назад
crazy people make us all look bad. Only use real sounds and follow the rules.
@alicechanlovesyou
@alicechanlovesyou Год назад
Professionals have standards!
@DearAnem0ia
@DearAnem0ia Год назад
Even the weirdest fucking people are sensible.
@SniperOnSunday
@SniperOnSunday Месяц назад
​@@alicechanlovesyouBe polite, be efficient
@AdamantErinyes
@AdamantErinyes 2 года назад
I just recently got the supreme pleasure of coding a diagnosis of "foreign object in rectum" the other day at work. Now I'm very curious if "foreign object in urethra" is also a diagnosis code. I will definitely be looking this up. With that said, PSA that there is nothing too embarrassing for the ER. Please don't ever put off seeking medical attention because you're embarrassed. They have literally seen everything.
@novamarpo3
@novamarpo3 2 года назад
Absolutely agreed
@afeathereddinosaur
@afeathereddinosaur 2 года назад
If a few laughs from the doctors is the cost to saving your health, then it's worth it
@midiagain828
@midiagain828 2 года назад
The T19.0 series is for foreign body in urethra. T19.4 series is for foreign body in penis. You could probably have a field day with the external cause codes though.
@TheB00tyWarrior
@TheB00tyWarrior 2 года назад
You'd think if these Emergency Room nurses had seen everything, they wouldn't be such massive cumt$
@Riroraruro
@Riroraruro 2 года назад
What’s your occupation, if I may ask? I’m a medical secretary in Sweden, so I use ICD 10 a lot at work when I transcribe medical records. I’m always curious to hear about how health care documentation works abroad.
@meline4524
@meline4524 Год назад
it's so beautifully written that i don't even have the heart to ask OP how is he so stupid to not have seen this coming
@thegeniuspenis1743
@thegeniuspenis1743 2 года назад
does anyone else feel weak when hearing this stuff? Like you can feel every bone in your body and if something was to slightly impact you your bones would shader. Hearing this turned me into paper
@YMXXI
@YMXXI Месяц назад
This is so fucking real I feel pain
@SniperOnSunday
@SniperOnSunday Месяц назад
It just hurts me.
@YMXXI
@YMXXI Месяц назад
@@SniperOnSunday my cartilage hurts, my tendons feel stretched. My nuts hurt, like I pulled out and didn't nut after an hour of doing it.
@Jaelismyhomegirl
@Jaelismyhomegirl 16 дней назад
I have the opposite reaction. I cringe and my muscles tense up until I become a dense sphere.
@HydraulicBeanbag
@HydraulicBeanbag 2 года назад
I remember having a few of these is middle school, I kept them in a small metal altoids box in my backpack after finding them on the floor, I had about seven or eight balls
@SuccMunkey
@SuccMunkey 2 года назад
Did you put them in your urethra as well or nah?
@HydraulicBeanbag
@HydraulicBeanbag 2 года назад
@@SuccMunkey no but they ended up smelling really bad from being in the box. Or maybe it’s because I had initially found them on the floor
@double_doubler
@double_doubler 2 года назад
It’s the funny animation guy
@brainletgaming8093
@brainletgaming8093 2 года назад
I'm not surprised ro find you in whang's comments :D
@thenefariouschode
@thenefariouschode 2 года назад
@@HydraulicBeanbag sounds like you missed out
@justins340
@justins340 2 года назад
I have listened to so many of these stories. So many gross and disturbing things. Even when I thought the BME hot dog chopping video was real I powered right through. But this? Holy shit the second he said he hit his bladder I had to pause the video to regroup.
@slow_bike_show
@slow_bike_show 2 года назад
Dude fucking same. of all the inanity, THIS one had me screaming in the cringe
@JohnDoe-wq5eu
@JohnDoe-wq5eu 2 года назад
It's very similar to anything related to catheters, I just do not like stories revolving around the pee hole and especially things going into it.
@girlbuu9403
@girlbuu9403 2 года назад
I had heard about this story previously but never heard about that part because I refuse to go to reddit for any reason. Even back when reddit was 'good'. I wouldn't say that made it the hardest cringe I have ever had at an internet story but it did make me pause the video, cover my face with my hand, sigh, then start playing it again. I am honestly upset he didn't die. Anyone this stupid doesn't deserve life when people who have done far less have gotten Darwin'd.
@dkskcjfjswwwwwws413
@dkskcjfjswwwwwws413 2 года назад
@@girlbuu9403 holy soy he think he cool for not using reddit
@skechers28227
@skechers28227 2 года назад
I made it to "chopsticks"
@nj1255
@nj1255 2 года назад
I've had catheters inserted after getting surgery and I can say that it's anything but pleasurable! How people can enjoy this is beyond me.
@Koyomix86
@Koyomix86 2 года назад
Yeah same although if you’ve done them for long enough like I have it doesn’t hurt or even feel uncomfortable yet getting off to it is beyond me.
@Attmoz-Phere
@Attmoz-Phere 28 дней назад
@@Koyomix86YOU PUT STUFF UP THERE WHAT
@Koyomix86
@Koyomix86 27 дней назад
@@Attmoz-Phere Well it’s that or dying from kidney failure so it’s a pretty easy choice
@NightDocs
@NightDocs 2 года назад
I was so afraid to watch this one and then I realized I actually read this story forever ago but I didn’t know there was a follow up post! That dude is a fantastic storyteller lol
@Romanticoutlaw
@Romanticoutlaw 2 года назад
you know, as with pretty much everything you could want in the self pleasure department... they make toys explicitly for this purpose. You really don't have to trap a clump of magnets in your bladder.
@pyrrhicvictoly
@pyrrhicvictoly 2 года назад
Assuming you're going to DIY a sex toy (not recommended), it seems really simple to get a hold of a string of beads or a ball chain necklace. I'm sure they sell those for a couple bucks and, y'know, there's a string attached. And no magnets.
@legend7951
@legend7951 2 года назад
@@pyrrhicvictoly Yeah for real, mardi gras beads are super cheap, the same size, and held together by a string. This dude is stupid
@TailsClock
@TailsClock 2 года назад
We have the toys, but no-one is going to buy one when they'd be shamed so much for it. That is why we can put all the blame for these injuries and deaths on the ones that enforces this shame. The church.
@MyDogIsYoshi
@MyDogIsYoshi 2 года назад
@@TailsClock I think it depends more on the person. I've noticed other religious people thinking they have the right to judge others, when (I believe) it gives you less right to judge. I make some Christians mad because I don't think that what happens in the bedroom should be judged. It's a private affair.
@gargoylegutz
@gargoylegutz 2 года назад
i mean yeah, a thin chain would do the trick just the same.
@lizardfishbird
@lizardfishbird 2 года назад
I had two industrial magnets clamp the thin part of my hand and leave a full on blood blister at work (I work at an escape room). I had it happen several times, in fact. I used to have chronic pain so bad that I had to be given morphine in the ER, and, somehow, the magnets were worse. I can only imagine how much worse getting your genitals pinched must be
@Romanticoutlaw
@Romanticoutlaw 2 года назад
especially pinched *from the inside.* 😱
@chza1181
@chza1181 2 года назад
Are they the magnets that look like hockey pucks?
@Romanticoutlaw
@Romanticoutlaw 2 года назад
@Danijelovski Kanal iirc morphine is exclusively legal for medical purposes. They use it for circumstances where the patient is in extreme pain. So I doubt anybody's feeling particularly high when they use it lol
@70sman
@70sman Год назад
@Danijelovski Kanal since morphine is really only prescribed for patients in severe pain, it really isn't an enjoyable experience. Being so high you don't know what's going on is fun, being so high you don't know what's going on while having the worst pain of your entire life is not. The only way someone might enjoy it is the residual morphine once the pain is over.
@EbolaBearr
@EbolaBearr 2 года назад
As we all know how magnets work, as soon as you read out "they started to curve back inside me" a feeling of doom rolled over me.
@crimsoncreamer2390
@crimsoncreamer2390 Год назад
I went to the bathroom to take a piss when I was listening to this. Needless to say, some kind of placebo effect kicked in, I started to literally piss out actual fucking blood. I don't know exactly how in the fuck I got to pissing blood but it happened. Lessons learned folks!
@furioushugger4887
@furioushugger4887 3 дня назад
You took enough psychic damage to bleed
@zombiyh
@zombiyh 2 года назад
I am a woman myself and I felt immense pain and torture just hearing those words come up so non chalantly. It made my whole lower torso clench up and I felt so much agony. Whang as much as I love your videos this one has definitely made me feel some hidden emotions I never knew I had before. 💀
@Val-qu2bo
@Val-qu2bo 2 года назад
It’s almost as looking as a guy getting hit in the groin, you know it’s bad that even women clench hearing it.
@ghoulishtoad
@ghoulishtoad 2 года назад
I think your sex doesnt rlly matter since we all got peeholes that being said i dont think someone whos penile-ly challenged thats into sounding would do this, only stupid penis unchallenged people like the one in this vid. at least thats what im more willing to bet on lol
@MegaGinia
@MegaGinia 2 года назад
I had to close AND cover my eyes as I listened! But, still, as painful as it was, I listened to the end, my entire insides recoiling.
@flannelpillowcase6475
@flannelpillowcase6475 2 года назад
i've had kidney stones before and listening to this story made me recall the agony i felt from that. a lot of men are so stupid. i'll never understand why they can stay up on their high horse even after something so utterly humiliating, calling the doctor things like 'frowny old doctor lady.' what an overgrown child.
@iamobsessedwithshadowsight
@iamobsessedwithshadowsight 2 года назад
I’m a woman and I writhed around from secondhand pain from the second he said they hit his bladder
@joseislanio8910
@joseislanio8910 2 года назад
Actually, he could know if there were magnets left inside before going to er. He'd only need a compass
@areen5267
@areen5267 2 года назад
thats smart
@basementboy1910
@basementboy1910 2 года назад
Follow the route
@sexygirlmax2019
@sexygirlmax2019 2 года назад
you smart af
@randomnerd3402
@randomnerd3402 2 года назад
Big brain sir this commenter is
@AlekMadeDis
@AlekMadeDis 2 года назад
Or CTR TV
@JackQNielsen
@JackQNielsen 2 года назад
The way the OP words his story with this air of ironic pompousness like he’s trying to be so funny and clever the entire time, he sounds like he’s sitting there tipping his fedora every time he finishes typing a sentence and it’s painful to sit through. If this story is real I think he deserves it all just for that.
@NotFine
@NotFine 2 года назад
LMAO
@TheOnlyCelciAndDontYouForgetIt
@TheOnlyCelciAndDontYouForgetIt 2 года назад
Yeah he seemed like a complete loser which I mean if you're shoving metal balls in places they shouldn't go I guess I shouldn't be surprised
@turolretar
@turolretar Год назад
Exactly
@obeseperson
@obeseperson Год назад
Strange take
@JackQNielsen
@JackQNielsen Год назад
@@obeseperson how so?
@corporalkills
@corporalkills 2 года назад
“This cop is a day from retirement.” Excellently said
@discofan1999
@discofan1999 2 года назад
imagine you're too ashamed to tell the docs it's magnets & they put you in an MRI for your "mystery bladder problems" ... it'd be like one of those party poppers red mist edition
@TheRealK287
@TheRealK287 2 года назад
Why did you have to type this
@dopesickdog
@dopesickdog Год назад
AAAAUUAAGH FUCK
@kittykat5090
@kittykat5090 Год назад
OWWWWW FUCK
@HydraSpectre1138
@HydraSpectre1138 Год назад
Hyperrealistic blood, hyperrealistic blood everywhere.
@SadBirbHours
@SadBirbHours Год назад
“Doctor I don’t know what happened, we stuck him in the MRI machine and his cock exploded!” Actually sent me into fits of laughter thinking about it.
@xFreSh999_
@xFreSh999_ 2 года назад
Crazy enough through out the poop, pee, and just plain out weird stories you've told on this channel, this is literally the first video I've watched that genuinely turned my stomach while eating. I have a very strong stomach and I feel like I've been punched in the gut after watching this lol
@girlbuu9403
@girlbuu9403 2 года назад
Swamps of Dagobah or the obese woman's dead baby she birthed without realizing were just Tuesday then?
@Power11112
@Power11112 2 года назад
I knew about this story before and hearing this nearly made me black out
@YesIHaveManyProblemsThanks
@YesIHaveManyProblemsThanks 2 года назад
this one was easy for me, but the story of messy tails no just no.
@Power11112
@Power11112 2 года назад
@@YesIHaveManyProblemsThanks that one has to be one of the most disgusting ands stomach churning that said that type of discomforted described in this story made my queasy
@RedDogRichard2112
@RedDogRichard2112 2 года назад
really this story was that bad? sounding is not for everyone, maybe you need the right mix of genetics and sexual weirdness. the part about trying a chopstick made me cringe, wood splinters and is way too rough. also this guy has a tiny urethra, whats a chop stick like 5mm in diameter??
@JoshuaKennedy321
@JoshuaKennedy321 2 года назад
The teasing mention of a knife and a pen cap at the end of Part 1 made me break out in a cold sweat.
@SwagHyde
@SwagHyde Год назад
if anyone is wondering what music is used in this video, i believe most of the tracks are from the game trauma center I didn't recognize all of them, maybe they're from the sequel or something completely different
@maglock1857
@maglock1857 2 года назад
Dear god, that title alone could make a death row inmate shudder in fear.
@ericvandenavond8748
@ericvandenavond8748 2 года назад
There's a "trend" going around where tf2 players will make the most absurd usernames possible. I wanted to follow the trend so I named myself "I shove metal bbs up my urethra". Funny enough, this video shows up a couple days later.
@grmpEqweer
@grmpEqweer 2 года назад
...I think BBs may have a high lead content. Definitely, don't take those internally.
@isotetra1912
@isotetra1912 2 года назад
Lmao youtube knows
@ericvandenavond8748
@ericvandenavond8748 2 года назад
@@isotetra1912 I don't even use RU-vid on the same device I use steam on.
@psychopompous489
@psychopompous489 2 года назад
@@grmpEqweer What material ball bearings do you shove up your urethra then?
@grmpEqweer
@grmpEqweer 2 года назад
@@psychopompous489 I don't. I did have a subby who liked me to put his set of proper, sterilized, urethral sounds in him. They're made for medical use, and they're stainless surgical steel. It was fun. ...Gosh, I need someone to inflict ruthless pleasures on again.😻
@Nyzmoe
@Nyzmoe 2 года назад
Now I constantly imagine feeling a hard object hitting the walls of my bladder. Thanks!
@zeldaman1112
@zeldaman1112 Год назад
the trauma centre music right at the mention of surgery. I'm dead 💀
@soogymoogi
@soogymoogi Месяц назад
He truly had the healing touch
@toamatoro570
@toamatoro570 2 года назад
The use of Magnet Man's theme for the beginning was genius.
@alexn5743
@alexn5743 2 года назад
He also uses Trauma Center music for portions of this too, which for the uninitiated is a surgery based game.
@Cunnysmythe
@Cunnysmythe 2 года назад
That was lost on me, in the Gameboy version of Mega Man 1 that was Elec Man's theme
@DexDexter0
@DexDexter0 2 года назад
Isn't that elec man? I don't think it's magnet man
@mrjameshendry
@mrjameshendry 2 года назад
Definitely Magnet Man from MM3
@SoullessCD
@SoullessCD 2 года назад
@@DexDexter0 both themes are used Magnet man's theme is used first
@skylar-rz8it
@skylar-rz8it 2 года назад
Reading the title I’m expecting 4 or 5 beads not the whole damn package
@codykodak
@codykodak 2 года назад
"Urethra" and "magnets" are two words I didn't expect to see together today
@BlackMetalTimes
@BlackMetalTimes 2 года назад
OP misunderstood the assignment of going balls deep.
@lordpumpkin3525
@lordpumpkin3525 2 года назад
"And I know what you're thinking, I specifically told they're designers to make this figurine as difficult to fit in jars as they possibly could, so you know, try your best." Challenge accepted.
@hexmark21
@hexmark21 2 года назад
Someone will email Whang in a few months a picture of a jar with his figurine that's 3/4 full
@richardmillhousenixon
@richardmillhousenixon 2 года назад
@@hexmark21 only 1 jar though?
@lordpumpkin3525
@lordpumpkin3525 2 года назад
@@hexmark21 Yup. That's the plan.
@Glory2Snowstar
@Glory2Snowstar 2 года назад
I have a gallon-sized jar of Tabasco Sauce that is perfectly clear. I may have found its inhabitant.
@menthols4625
@menthols4625 2 года назад
I specifically told "they are" designers.
@madderRed
@madderRed 2 года назад
When I first saw the title I read urethra maggots instead of urethra magnets That is actually a video I also saw one time. It was on an episode of Tosh.o. now obviously only the studio audience saw it and not the t.v viewers but the groan from the audience was enough to to cause curiosity so he told where it could be found online and there was a guy with a spring up his pee hole and maggots. I was not warned of what I was going to see. It haunts me still
@hpswagcraft
@hpswagcraft 2 года назад
Link? 👀
@98integraGSR
@98integraGSR 2 года назад
I didn't think it could be worse. I was wrong.
@SergioLeonardoCornejo
@SergioLeonardoCornejo 2 года назад
Things like these remind me there's no merciful God, but rather the malevolent Demiurge.
@leighbelk769
@leighbelk769 2 года назад
Sauce?
@yddet4369
@yddet4369 2 года назад
@@SergioLeonardoCornejo Wtf unironic gnostic or just schizo-posting?
@aleksandrar.2839
@aleksandrar.2839 2 года назад
The Trauma Center BGMs are such an amazing touch and are absolutely SENDING ME
@colina1330
@colina1330 Год назад
0:50 that's my approach to pretty much anything.
@tapirsareunder-appreciated2272
@tapirsareunder-appreciated2272 2 года назад
I remember there being a news story about this same thing a while back, but it was some middle school kid who actually had to get surgery because they formed a solid mass in his bladder. We used to pretend buckyballs were earrings or lip studs, and the PAIN of them pinching the skin in *less* sensitive places is awful. How does someone look at the most tender part of their body and not consider the pinching, detaching, or clogging risk? There's gotta be a safer way to get your kicks...
@Real_Dystopian
@Real_Dystopian 2 года назад
I remember early last year a kid ate a bunch of them because he wanted to be magnetic, and had to go through life threatening surgery cause they literally formed a LOOP inside of him. Scary stuff
@xepharnazos
@xepharnazos 2 года назад
"Extraordinarily non-sexual" is a great phrase no matter the context.
@HaydenX
@HaydenX 2 года назад
For anyone interested: Yes...sounding feels amazing when you do it right. Just...buy a kit of dedicated sounding rods (long, thin, smooth surgical steel rods with a thicker end so you know where to stop for sure)...sanitized them well (before and after), lubricate them well, don't go big, and definitely go slow. Even with all of the precautions, it might still occasionally leave you with soreness after all of the intense pleasure...and there is an increased risk of retrograde ejaculation if you actually finish with the sounding rod inside...so just be aware of the risks and be careful.
@GabyGeorge1996
@GabyGeorge1996 2 года назад
Sometimes I’m glad I’m a cis girl. This is one of those times.
@HaydenX
@HaydenX 2 года назад
@@GabyGeorge1996 Plenty of cis girls sound as well. It might feel better on average for those with prostates, but those with vaginas have a different advantage...the sounding rod is inside of the urethra...which is integrated into the primary pleasure center in biosex males, but is below the clitoris in biosex females...meaning that (external) stimulation results in less internal friction...so while the pleasure isn't as high, the soreness shouldn't be either as there is no direct manual rubbing of the space occupied by the sounding rod.
@ReiAnikaAyanami
@ReiAnikaAyanami 9 месяцев назад
​@@HaydenX sounds do incredibly painful 😭
@JadenSalads
@JadenSalads 2 года назад
This is the first Whang video I couldn’t finish.
@maurice2941
@maurice2941 2 года назад
This is one of the most horrific Whang videos I’ve watched and I’ve seen them all
@gulpwigglewash5628
@gulpwigglewash5628 2 года назад
i think only this one and the dolphinsex one have made me feel physically ill
@emperortgp2424
@emperortgp2424 2 года назад
@@gulpwigglewash5628 swamp of degobah for me
@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep
@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep 2 года назад
There's a reason it was relegated to a sponsored platform previously!
@SergioLeonardoCornejo
@SergioLeonardoCornejo 2 года назад
You could say it was a Wang video instead of a Whang video. ;)
@YourFatherVEVO
@YourFatherVEVO 2 года назад
beware the orange border
@drpringle7775
@drpringle7775 2 года назад
The Trauma Center music 5:30 hits different with the fear this situation creates.
@burnngpigs
@burnngpigs 2 года назад
this is honestly the most grotesque story you have ever covered, the amount of detail that man described put me in immense pain, as you were describing it i could legit feel each Buckyball exit my urethral cavity.
@kfcbrazil7284
@kfcbrazil7284 2 года назад
Glad to see I'm not the only one who draws the line at _this_ of all things but not shit like Swamps of Dagobah, Messytails, and the Jolly Rancher story.
@CYNOLA0809
@CYNOLA0809 2 года назад
Working in the hospital you hear about some interesting cases and the number of things people stick into dark places that they shouldn't go is WAY too high.
@robertcorbell1006
@robertcorbell1006 2 года назад
As someone who has been in and out of the hospital for urinary reasons, this makes my ying-yang clench in terror. On a lighter note, my favorite penile-related TIFU comes from the guy who tried to make himself bigger by lifting five-pound weights while hard. He ended up breaking it and spent a month in the hospital and ended up with erectile dysfunction, but retained most of the sensation and sensitivity. Hellfreezer covered the story on RU-vid several years ago.
@PalisadePeryton
@PalisadePeryton Год назад
Was... was he lifting the weights with his d***? How???
@robertcorbell1006
@robertcorbell1006 Год назад
@@PalisadePeryton He tied lightweight plates used for adjustable dumbbells to a string and looped it over. He thought he could build it up like a muscle.
@PalisadePeryton
@PalisadePeryton Год назад
@robertcorbell1006 Woah. I don't even have one and I flinched thinking about that, poor guy.
@boznsjbruhstudios6383
@boznsjbruhstudios6383 Год назад
It's crazy how so much ppl think this is real lol
@TailsClock
@TailsClock 2 года назад
This quickly went worse than I expected, but also ended better than I expected. Quite the fun ride. These are the real important stories that really need to be shared more often. This isn't something where the consequences are going to be clear from the start. I think you've saved some lives with this.
@Glory2Snowstar
@Glory2Snowstar 2 года назад
This reminds me of those metallic balls that could morph into really cool shapes but were pulled off the shelves because people liked eating them for some reason. After seeing this I don’t think eating them was the biggest issue for mankind.
@Glory2Snowstar
@Glory2Snowstar 2 года назад
Welp turns out that’s exactly what the video was about. Also they’re being sold again? Heck yeah baby I can make a satellite bat
@flesh_robot
@flesh_robot 2 года назад
Ok, of all the horribly painful, disgusting, and terrifying internet tales, this one actually hurt me. I felt pain in my bladder merely from listening to this story and I will never be the same.
@Geiger_
@Geiger_ 2 года назад
I remember this story from a few years back, the story is still one I can't stomach to this day.
@Power11112
@Power11112 2 года назад
Neither can i
@OgScrankster
@OgScrankster Год назад
I'm 4:14 into this video and reflexively squirming uncomfortably. I'm deeply bothered by this subject material but morbid curiosity prevents me from clicking off.
@beardedbear9901
@beardedbear9901 2 года назад
I read the title of this to be "Ultra Magnus". My perceptual filters were trying to protect me.
@sggage7823
@sggage7823 2 года назад
This one, after 4 years of watching these damn videos… really really got me… how could God forsake us like this?
@girlbuu9403
@girlbuu9403 2 года назад
This is a normal reddit moment. "yas my kween tank u 4 noticing me awoo" This... is a super reddit moment. "my wife's boyfriend took me to see the new avengers movie it was awesome" This... this is a super reddit moment that has ascended beyond a super reddit moment... or you could just call it a SRM 2. "there are parasitic worms living in my ass, this must be what it feels like to be a parent" But this... this is to go even further... beyond! >insert episode long transformation sequence
@GrachiPlays
@GrachiPlays 2 года назад
hello roach dogg jr, please say hello to your father for me
@danialyousaf6456
@danialyousaf6456 2 года назад
Because God has stopped caring and instead finds people doing dumb shit like this (or causing dumb shit to happen to humans) very funny. I should know my life's like a fuckin sitcom here.
@sggage7823
@sggage7823 2 года назад
@@danialyousaf6456 Amen…
@zombieskilledmydad
@zombieskilledmydad 2 года назад
Never before have I seen a thumbnail that gave such intense ghost pains
@EddVCR
@EddVCR 6 месяцев назад
Imagine not knowing about straggler magnets inside your bladder and then later in life needing to get MRI scan.
@mogomra
@mogomra 2 года назад
I had the cubes on my desk in my office job days. Never once considered doing anything kinky with them.
@cthulhu888
@cthulhu888 2 года назад
As someone who since childbirth has never had the desire or inclination to stick small objects through my orifices, i often wonder after seeing stories such as these what daedric prince of tomfoolery whispers over ones shoulder to convince them to attempt such acts as these 🧐🤔 It truly is a mystery indeed, but not one I'm too set on to ask sherlock holmes anytime soon 🙃
@happydragon7095
@happydragon7095 2 года назад
Well, the daedric prince is surely Sheogorath.
@William_Porter
@William_Porter 2 года назад
Curiosity and boredom really.
@CRWiebe
@CRWiebe 2 года назад
You dont get bored and see what you can fit in your holes? You must be fun at parties. Edited: I can damn near stick my whole pinky up my left nose hole.
@BlisaBLisa
@BlisaBLisa 2 года назад
some ppl are into pain. i cant imagine any other reason why someone would give sounding a try😅
@HulksterHogan
@HulksterHogan 2 года назад
Ya sure dude whatever you say........
@mjames7674
@mjames7674 11 месяцев назад
X-ray machines do not put out Gamma rays.. They put out _X-rays._ There's a subtle clue in the name of the machine.
@RodentMcGregorTheRodentMan
@RodentMcGregorTheRodentMan Год назад
0:22 *immature cackling*
@Humangarbage_7
@Humangarbage_7 11 месяцев назад
*the powerful attraction between the balls*
@ravenznest3822
@ravenznest3822 2 года назад
You know when Whang puts on the Trauma Center music, its gonna be good
@bcordone
@bcordone Год назад
Yep. Huge fan of the series. I wonder if Whang has played any of the games and the music simply stuck with him.
@arsenalxa4421
@arsenalxa4421 2 года назад
I knew about sounding from watching someone in Engineering taking sine sample from an I don't know what in the deck of my passageway when I was in the Navy. Think of checking the oil in your car, but you need a forty yard length of measuring tape on a reel. Then I learned about sounding from a friend who was into s&m. I'll stick to the engineering version, thank you.
@raisedbybats.
@raisedbybats. 7 месяцев назад
I nearly gagged when he talked about how the magnets were sticking together in his bladder, this is the only thing keeping me from feeling like I’m going crazy and desensitized
@cheeseburgah563
@cheeseburgah563 2 года назад
Ngl this was probably the hardest whang video I've watched. Anything to do with sticking stuff up the weenus gets me everytime and makes me cringe with pain
@peasmehasselberg975
@peasmehasselberg975 2 месяца назад
>hardest whang
@Sci_X1
@Sci_X1 2 года назад
1:25 all figurines will eventually end up in a jar
@Logic44
@Logic44 2 года назад
9:45 Trust me, if I was THAT nervous about it, I WOULDN'T BE QUIET ABOUT THE NEWS. I would at least get in a loud "Fuck yeah!" that borders on yelling...
@bobisbob3733
@bobisbob3733 5 месяцев назад
I physically recoil and feel pain in my stomach and groin whenever I just hear the word "sounding". No idea how anyone could do it, and no idea why I enjoy watching these kinds of videos, but here I am 💀
@grumpykitten4890
@grumpykitten4890 4 месяца назад
I passed a kidney stone. Don't want to do that again. This story brought back memories that I did not want.
@FishMcFish420
@FishMcFish420 2 года назад
Never has a title made me go "NOOOOOOOOOO" so loudly.
@FishMcFish420
@FishMcFish420 2 года назад
I want to delete my urethra. I can't do this tonight.
@dissinyosandwich7548
@dissinyosandwich7548 2 года назад
Genuinely one of the most horrific stories you’ve told here. Maybe I’m just sensitive though. Do gotta hand it to the OP, he seemed to take telling the story in stride.
@pusheenp.712
@pusheenp.712 7 месяцев назад
My question is, especially with the delicate nature of sounding, not only did he choose something non-sterile, but also something not intended for said purpose 😭 just buy urethral beads or something instead 😭😭
@AdamKlownzinger
@AdamKlownzinger 2 года назад
Actually kept yelling “NO” the more and more of this guy’s post got read aloud
@ArshesNei8
@ArshesNei8 2 года назад
6:16 "I am crushing your head!" Ah Kids in the Hall...
@Mana-ray635
@Mana-ray635 Месяц назад
I read "urethra magnets" and then saw a bloody scalpel as the thumbnail. Never fail to horrify us
@channelname1019
@channelname1019 2 года назад
My dog, sleeping soundly on the bed, woke up and started whining in response to my squirming on the chair with my fists balled and pushed into the soft flesh below my belly as I listened to this story progress.
@magmatea1704
@magmatea1704 2 года назад
Tapped out at 4:36. I'll finish this, but I need a breather.
@valqr_1252
@valqr_1252 2 года назад
As a male, listening to this was honestly one of the most painful and uncomfortable things I've had to endure
@bilbosaggins9793
@bilbosaggins9793 2 года назад
My first gf had braces and once when she went to give head one of those bits of metal on the braces went up the japseye. The discomfort and feeling of cold metal traveled to my very core. How anyone can enjoy sounding is literally mind boggling.
@VINZVANGO
@VINZVANGO Год назад
When you started playing Trauma Center music during a particularly intense part... I just imagined a spin off of the series with weird af cases like this
@almandinevalentin
@almandinevalentin 11 месяцев назад
I hyperfixated on TC and TT... I would play the shit out of that LOL
@WineScrounger
@WineScrounger 2 года назад
I read about a fellow who was trying to give himself a urethral re-route by putting a magnet in his urethra and another one on the outside of his Old Chap, hoping to bore through.
@Wnick1996
@Wnick1996 2 года назад
I remember getting my skin getting caught between magnets when I was playing with them back in my younger days. This story though takes the cake in pure magnetic torture. Thanks for sharing this, especially to though who where eating while watching this
@adriangonzalez3600
@adriangonzalez3600 2 года назад
I've never been so scared to watch an upload of yours, but I'm a 100% completionist and I'll be damned if I don't see this one as well
@Ginfeldi
@Ginfeldi 2 года назад
Remember: A man's greed is like a snake that wants to swallow an elephant... or in this case a chain of magnets
@khal7723
@khal7723 2 года назад
Thought the title said maggots. Was about to start hyperventilating
@SuccMunkey
@SuccMunkey 2 года назад
I saw a video with that exact premise and I wanted to gouge my eyes out
@californianightmare1239
@californianightmare1239 2 года назад
@@SuccMunkey Make sure to wash your hands after beating your chicken, don’t wanna get an eye infection
@lilz
@lilz 2 года назад
Idk if you’ve seen all wang’s videos but if you haven’t, oh wow do I have news for you. 🤮
@khal7723
@khal7723 2 года назад
@@lilz oh I have, that’s why my brain instantly went to maggot
@Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves
@Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves 2 года назад
I mean...Whang did cover Blowfly Girl.
@ButchJoestar
@ButchJoestar 2 года назад
I’m so excited to see you posting the StoryFire posts again! I was sad to see that they were gone after the site went down (rip). I hope you repost the Blowfly Girl story and the other StoryFire things :^)
@Slop_Dogg
@Slop_Dogg 2 года назад
I had kidney stones that required hospitalization & this is making my brain scream
@stephenbartell8648
@stephenbartell8648 2 года назад
Staring at the bunch of magnet balls on my night stand in complete and utter terror
@nicksosicc
@nicksosicc 2 года назад
Kids in the sandbox is a classic. Aside from my friend that showed it to me, I've never known of anyone else that saw it.
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