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CLIP from Episode 863 - A.I.: Attentional Intelligence feat. Hesse Deni (8/29/24)
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@inktoxicant
@inktoxicant 15 дней назад
Soon we're gonna hear a story that the Loch Ness Monster was in fact real, but was spearfished and eaten sashimi-style by RFK a decade and a half ago
@ananousous
@ananousous 15 дней назад
And still followed by, "but that was just the normal everyday stuff for us"
@woody_you_want
@woody_you_want 15 дней назад
It's the only way his animal escapades can get weirder 😂
@foxykins
@foxykins 14 дней назад
"I contracted trichinellosis after eating raw Nessie."
@SuzakuX
@SuzakuX 8 дней назад
Spearfished? More like accidentally backed into it with the outboard motor and then hoisted its carcass out of the lake using his anchor and a tow cable. Then he left it to rot in his truck bed while spending the afternoon golfing, and returned to eat handfulls of its decomposing flesh while fighting off swarming seagulls.
@IMelkor42
@IMelkor42 15 дней назад
'The Bay of Pigs Incident' has a completely different meaning to RFK
@IMelkor42
@IMelkor42 15 дней назад
Next he'll admit he shot Harambe
@freakyzed8467
@freakyzed8467 14 дней назад
Scion of an old money family having a normal one.
@UseZapCannon
@UseZapCannon 14 дней назад
SNL sketch where Lee Harvey Oswald and Sirhan Sirhan are trying desperately to shoot the rooftop-mounted dead whale enough to reach the Kennedy in the car beneath it
@samjonesi2658
@samjonesi2658 15 дней назад
"Benevolent wood spirit and he hits it with a car." 💀
@citizenVader
@citizenVader 15 дней назад
Don't ever agree to eat at RFK's
@caracallaavg
@caracallaavg 15 дней назад
Honey, you barely touched your roadkill stew. Are you OK?
@ricopena2053
@ricopena2053 15 дней назад
I wouldn’t be surprised if RFK Jr has eaten a panda
@ArgDu
@ArgDu 15 дней назад
Reporting in from next week where we learn that RFK ran a train on a drugged up panda.
@samiamrg7
@samiamrg7 14 дней назад
And the denial: No, no, no, he did not “run a train” on a drugged up panda, he _ran a train over_ a drugged up panda. The Panda’s cubs, too. Yes, RFK is definitely (not) licenced to drive a train in China, why would you ask such a stupid question?
@adamferguson5468
@adamferguson5468 15 дней назад
The Beheading of a Sacred Whale (2024)
@kob4918
@kob4918 14 дней назад
I think he’s creating some sort of eldritch god with the flesh of every animal on the planet.
@justinlafser916
@justinlafser916 14 дней назад
He's making the ultimate version of a turducken.
@IZA_Grey
@IZA_Grey 14 дней назад
The worm craves rotting flesh
@MrTheLuckyshot
@MrTheLuckyshot 14 дней назад
The unluckiest animal of all is that poor worm trapped inside RFK's brain.
@squreshi8413
@squreshi8413 15 дней назад
Honestly I’m glad they brought up the wife. With this completely psychopathic tendency (remember serial killers often start w animals) I am feeling more and more than the wife wasn’t a suicide. If she’s dead, she can’t drag out the divorce (and he can marry cheryl hines), she can’t try to keep the kids (who he would’ve lost if the court presented his drug use and REAL sex addiction), and obviously he gets to keep his not expanding inheritance. Also he exhumed the body and replanted it somewhere else, otherwise known as tamper with the body so there is even less chance of figuring out the truth.
@bardsamok9221
@bardsamok9221 14 дней назад
Then he joined forces with DJT who has an ex in the long grass on his golf course. (True story)
@screechweiner2921
@screechweiner2921 14 дней назад
he named his daughter "kick" to remind himself not to do heroin and steroids.
@kiskakuznetsova503
@kiskakuznetsova503 14 дней назад
It's SO refreshing to hear some ppl not only see RFKJr for what he is but also to mention his killing wife #2, Mary. He also had her architectural and "green" ideas patented to HIM. He killed her and took credit for her talent. Sounds very Kennedy!
@Mark-jr6ld
@Mark-jr6ld 15 дней назад
You know he put it in every dead animal from every dead animal story.
@GrayMansEndlessIncite
@GrayMansEndlessIncite 11 дней назад
This sounds like a scene from The Devil's Rejects or other surreal modern horror movie. RFK wearing a plastic bag with just a mouth hole torn in it while drenched in whale blood is definitely sounds like a slasher movie monster
@abyssGazerTV
@abyssGazerTV 14 дней назад
Does this guy have a single normal life experience
@cGoryeo
@cGoryeo 14 дней назад
There's a four part series on how the answer is no: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-CWX7v1I9020.html
@maclunky
@maclunky 15 дней назад
I really hope people start pranking him with reports of exotic dead animals, at the very least it will limit his appearances on Joe Rogan as he drives around the country looking for carcass to chainsaw.
@billthebutcher2
@billthebutcher2 15 дней назад
Well considering Joseph Kennedy had a daughter they called Kick, he probably would not be surprised to have a great-granddaughter with that nickname as well.
@corymcpherson1235
@corymcpherson1235 14 дней назад
Christman would have known this
@thejosh3866
@thejosh3866 15 дней назад
I'm just hoping the whale wasn't still alive when he did it.
@raptormoments
@raptormoments 14 дней назад
cheryl going from larry david to this kinda makes sense. theres no way larry would put a whales head on his minivan but it is something hed think of
@missalice557
@missalice557 14 дней назад
Saying this was extreme environmentalism is like saying that carpet bombing Vietnam was just terraforming the topsoil.
@IsaacSperrow
@IsaacSperrow 14 дней назад
Either Ben Affleck is so desensitised he need this type of stimulation now to feel something, or this is some kind of long term research for a future film he is doing, or both.
@missalice557
@missalice557 13 дней назад
@@IsaacSperrow Interesting point. Considering he went for a second relationship with JLo, while being fully aware what kind of intense personality she has, it looks to me he's chasing a high only few of us can imagine.
@IsaacSperrow
@IsaacSperrow 13 дней назад
@@missalice557 His battle with addiction is another key indicator. Bro is chasing the metaphorical highest of high. Films doesn't hit the same because he already won Best Picture with Argo. With woman its tough too because he already got with some of the top woman in the entertainment industry. Bro is like a porn director-actor trying to find true love after shooting and doing scenes with like 400 woman. Suffering from success.
@Spencer481
@Spencer481 14 дней назад
The Free Willy sequel no one asked for
@ToddSoloStory
@ToddSoloStory 14 дней назад
The imagery of the whale story feels like something Frank Herbert would describe the Fremen doing if his books had been about an ocean planet. They were driving around with plastic bag stillsuits on and a severed whale head sloshing its water of life onto them.
@garcalej
@garcalej 14 дней назад
If JFK's administration was Camelot, RFK is the equivalent of Godrick the Grafted. To claim the Golden Lineage, he requires only the strength of the bear, the endurance of the whale, and the immortality of the worm.
@yoohootube
@yoohootube 14 дней назад
Joe wouldn't have been surprised his great-granddaughter was named Kick because his daughter was named Kick. (i see you read her mention in the article, you should read her wiki, it's quite a story. and then read about the Mitford sisters)
@marcingolab6227
@marcingolab6227 14 дней назад
what a story man, it feels like rfk has been running a parallel news cycle this year with his whacky bullshit. But, tbh, it feels like all three candidates have
@CzolgoszWorkinMan
@CzolgoszWorkinMan 14 дней назад
disappointed i can no longer vote for the one candidate who crafted all the clothes in rdr2 but for real
@TheAtlantaMonsters
@TheAtlantaMonsters 15 дней назад
Hesse is a connoisseur of early Iain Banks, I see.
@Smeghead1312
@Smeghead1312 14 дней назад
Bobby’s abattoir
@xavierriv41
@xavierriv41 13 дней назад
How is nobody asking the question: what constitutes a whale's head??? Like yeah they have skulls but it's not like you look at a whale and its head is super distinguished from like... the rest of the fucking whale. And how would he have secured a THE HEAD OF A WHALE with BUNGEE CORDS
@thermodynamics458
@thermodynamics458 15 дней назад
Why though? Why would you want to cut the head off of a whale? What?
@ZenobiaofPalmyra
@ZenobiaofPalmyra 15 дней назад
He literally wants to mount its head on a wall.
@zehsackett6132
@zehsackett6132 14 дней назад
Maybe he wants to 1-up the horsehead from the godfather
@samiamrg7
@samiamrg7 14 дней назад
The only possible explanation I can imagine is to get it cleaned down to the bone to have a whale skull ornament in your house.
@samiamrg7
@samiamrg7 14 дней назад
Or even perhaps to have the bones made into “real whale bone” chachkeys.
@ananousous
@ananousous 15 дней назад
Free Willy deserved better.
@senior.danzig
@senior.danzig 14 дней назад
Everyone knows the whale head contains precious Ambrosia
@brucecarter8296
@brucecarter8296 14 дней назад
as a bone collector, i gotta say these stories make me like him a little more, however he does not represent the community
@deathmagneto-soy
@deathmagneto-soy 13 дней назад
Hey, where's the 'God, Felix is so unfunny' guy? Feels wrong reading the comments without him.
@bedelian
@bedelian 13 дней назад
I think that was the firefighter who got shot at Trump's rally.
@taterthepenguin
@taterthepenguin 14 дней назад
Thank god the dems didnt run the "republicans are weird" strategy under a Kennedy nominee. Aint nobody out-weirding the Kennedy's.
@chrisdray5325
@chrisdray5325 3 дня назад
Hesse is in rare form in this entire ep, so good
@samk522
@samk522 11 дней назад
RFK taking a rotting whale head for erdtree burial is why Godwyn turned into a fish monster.
@waywardlaser
@waywardlaser 11 дней назад
RFK Jr. is the type of guy to glue the top half of a monkey to a fish's tail and say he caught a real mermaid
@steelersguy74
@steelersguy74 14 дней назад
Now I’m seriously wondering what species it was and there’s plenty to see in New England in the summer. My guess would be a pilot whale which are pretty common and ones head COULD fit on top of a van-or maybe a calf from a larger species. It certainly wouldn’t have come from a full-grown fin, humpback or even minke whale.
@Janon48
@Janon48 14 дней назад
Imagine being from New England
@samus598
@samus598 11 дней назад
Keep this man away from bears and whales and all large mammals!
@paulbailey5087
@paulbailey5087 13 дней назад
Necrophilia? Or maybe he’s using dead animals smell to cover up dead human smell? What?! I’m just asking questions!
@darksaint0124
@darksaint0124 10 дней назад
There used to be a time when we recognized this kind of behavior as being indicative of a person with several (literal) bodies in their closet. I blame Reagan.
@3dartxsi
@3dartxsi 10 дней назад
I think we've collectively accepted that even if he did have several bodies buried under their basement, nothing would happen to him, so we might as well ignore it. I too blame Reagan.
@oortobject77
@oortobject77 14 дней назад
Magats: Pay close attention: Your Orange Jeebus has chosen RFK Jr to head up his transition team.
@PR0MAN01
@PR0MAN01 11 дней назад
What kind of whale even has a head you can cut off? Their head and body are all one big piece
@mishima70
@mishima70 10 дней назад
Hesse is the perfect RFKj…
@hemingshark327
@hemingshark327 15 дней назад
The best member of the chapo extended universe is either Hesse or Alex. Idk which one.
@garrgravarr
@garrgravarr 15 дней назад
I can't split em. I really like them both
@ZenobiaofPalmyra
@ZenobiaofPalmyra 15 дней назад
I like this Matt guy personally.
@gengar1187
@gengar1187 15 дней назад
Is this a joke? Alex bant sucks lol
@hemingshark327
@hemingshark327 15 дней назад
@@gengar1187 well it does if one's stupid and has no taste
@funguswungus2918
@funguswungus2918 14 дней назад
Imagine the outstanding brilliance of a Biden/RFK unity ticket. That would be the FUNNIEST ticket of all time. They'd probably win the election.
@inimitableminimalist
@inimitableminimalist 13 дней назад
If you invited RFK to a Bull Moose party, I guarantee you he'd show up
@mgm8822
@mgm8822 13 дней назад
What else has he done to animal carcasses?
@mindslaw4961
@mindslaw4961 7 дней назад
It was OJ’s friend Charlie who killed the bear
@3dartxsi
@3dartxsi 10 дней назад
Trump: "Stop calling me weird! I'm not weird, they're just calling JD Vance weird, not me. I'm totally normal." Also Trump: "Have you met my new friend; the guy with brain worms who has a fetish for animal carcasses?"
@danie-v2o
@danie-v2o 14 дней назад
RFK is a true American hero, one of the very few survivors of childhood, chronic curiously-anality. And despite being 100% curiously-anal from childhood, never accepted it. Leading the fight against the so-called "experts," "doctors," and "scientists" who want us to believe that they had nothing to do with RFK being the most curiously-anal man in America! As if he just developed this level of curiously-anal severity on his own-this degree of curiously-anal could only result from highly advanced bio-alteration processing and technological bio-engineering technorectal-integration. These "healthcare professionals," despite the overwhelming amount of empirical evidence, continue to fuel the myth that RFK is simply refusing to accept his severely curiously-anal nature-as if nature would ever allow someone as unnaturally curiously-anal as RFK to evolve! Talk about a campaign of misinformation! Furthermore, RFK's attempt at public discourse has been met with an organised smear campaign by the mainstream media, labelling him as anti-rectal-obsessive and falsely portraying him of trying integrate himself within any rectal system he comes across, and that there is no such thing as suffering from being curiously-anal. Nothing could be further from the truth! RFK, after extensive review of scientific literature, has proposed several methods for addressing people’s rectal-integration issues to curb the staggering increase he has noted in curiously-anal conditions. None of these proposals has been taken seriously. The refusal of the medical and scientific community to consider RFK’s proposals and allow him to personally investigate the possible causes represents a failure not only in their relationship with the public but also in the imaginative and creative processes that often drive scientific progress. RFK's healthcare plan clearly demonstrates a positive rectal-obsessive approach, central and deeply integrated within the overall strategy. As a man of science, RFK believes in a dynamic and experimental approaches to obsessively tackling the rectal-integration problem! Also remember, for every child survivor of obsessive-rectal-integration, there are families and friends affected as well-this anal-curiosity doesn’t just severely impact RFK, but everyone who comes into contact with his untreated curiously-anal condition. So, let’s rally together and fight for every severely curiously-anal RFK out there, and stand firm against those who refuse to acknowledge just how severely curiously-anal RFK truly is. 🎉
@jackstraw262
@jackstraw262 15 дней назад
WWMD?
@grayskyephoto4918
@grayskyephoto4918 15 дней назад
It's like if Noah's ark was a bad thing😂 it's like if Noah's ark was another bad thing😂 it's like if Noah's ark was a different bad thing😂
@hemingshark327
@hemingshark327 15 дней назад
we must thank him for his diligence to bring the medina worm on the ark as well
@lanceblankenship9995
@lanceblankenship9995 13 дней назад
when Will was in sixth grade the girls at his school would have sleepovers and one of them would say to another "You want to make out with Will Menaker" and the other girl would be like "Ew, gross!" and they'd all have a big laugh
@OffshoreITguy
@OffshoreITguy 13 дней назад
Are you one of those girls, Lance?
@Magnesium-BasedLifeform-i9e
@Magnesium-BasedLifeform-i9e 12 дней назад
You are spending a tremendously unhetero amount of time fixating on Will’s appearance
@ultravioletiris6241
@ultravioletiris6241 12 дней назад
If thats what will is like I’d hate to see what they said about you tho
@carolinez1461
@carolinez1461 14 дней назад
You're wrong about the carcass definitely being a dog. The Vanity Fair author originally wrote that an unnamed vet said it was a "canine," but the revised online article noted that it took out the vet's opinion. The article also removed the phrase "what appears to be a dog." Some have pointed out the "dog" appears to have hooves. There's a lot to criticize Kennedy about, including his endorsement of Trump and support for Israel, but much said about him is neither fair nor accurate.
@mortystraphouse5077
@mortystraphouse5077 14 дней назад
hahahaha u like him
@jabraun00
@jabraun00 14 дней назад
Dudes to far line is that a carcass may not be a dog is funny
@benjipkcrew
@benjipkcrew 14 дней назад
He may suPPort genocide but he only eats dogs that have hooves, be fair
@RicardoPleasure
@RicardoPleasure 14 дней назад
Period~
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