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The Rifftrax Montage Monstrosity (MSTerpiece Theater 3000) 

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@eduardo_corrochio
@eduardo_corrochio 2 года назад
Stacy Keach saying "time share" brings me joy. It's so many things-- lofty, borderline condescending, fun, and over the top.
@brandonobaza8610
@brandonobaza8610 Год назад
"You got a smoke?" "The United States is a No-Smoking nation. No smoking, no drinking, no women, unless, of course, you're married. No guns, no foul language, no red meat..." " 'Land of the Free' "
@yohei72
@yohei72 3 месяца назад
He really does give his all to even this nothing role in this nothing movie. Guy is amazing.
@DontEatTheFoodtv
@DontEatTheFoodtv Год назад
Mike = the genius...Bill = The Savage Kevin = The Eccentric
@scotshabalam2432
@scotshabalam2432 2 года назад
I was NOT expecting that.... "Why can't we marry?" *that awkward Folgers coffee commercial pause* "We're brother and sister."
@donaldpetkus1637
@donaldpetkus1637 4 года назад
“I have drawn the skank from the stone.”
@LeCrosse
@LeCrosse 2 года назад
"Please take this moment seriously even though he looks like he blew up in an 'Itchy and Scratchy' cartoon." 😂
@TheRealNormanBates
@TheRealNormanBates 2 года назад
6:22 for those interested in what happened to Poochy when his cell frame was taken off screen.
@DevlinDomini
@DevlinDomini 3 месяца назад
Really like the montage idea. If star trek “out of context” can make me laugh, then RT and MST really can. Random’s funny, but montages on a theme are good too. Nice work.
@wileyschmitt
@wileyschmitt 3 месяца назад
Thank you. There's one I did for MST3K called 'Mega Edit' (at the top of my MST3K playlist) and I think it's much better than this one.
@specialpatrolgroup92
@specialpatrolgroup92 2 года назад
11:43 "Does ANYONE need a refill?!" That ones made me cry before :)
@greggarvin2023
@greggarvin2023 3 года назад
The Black dude in Miami connection was the heavy weight kick boxing champion of the world... True.
@karnerblue7658
@karnerblue7658 3 года назад
Seriously? 🤔
@greggarvin2023
@greggarvin2023 3 года назад
@@karnerblue7658 Hard to believe but true..Maurice Smith... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maurice_Smith_(kickboxer) He had a decent MMA career as well. Life is interesting.
@karnerblue7658
@karnerblue7658 3 года назад
Thanks! I love fun facts. 😃
@Igarappappa
@Igarappappa 7 месяцев назад
"I'm Champion of the World? OH MAI GOD!"
@typacsk
@typacsk 7 месяцев назад
We've got to get him and Don "The Dragon" Wilson to do a movie together
@yohei72
@yohei72 3 месяца назад
21:05 - "I still think poisoning is the better way to do it." - Golden Corral's new slogan.
@JMFabiano
@JMFabiano 3 года назад
Montage Monstrosity? The new slogan for Golden Corral's all you can eat special!
@wileyschmitt
@wileyschmitt 3 года назад
Good one!
@kellyweingart3692
@kellyweingart3692 3 года назад
lol
@ronniemation
@ronniemation 5 лет назад
i learned today never lift weights while having this play in the background
@FunkyGOB
@FunkyGOB 5 лет назад
You shouldn't lift weights if you're staying in a TIMEshare
@karnerblue7658
@karnerblue7658 3 года назад
Also, never drink anything. 🤭
@0GallifreyGirl0
@0GallifreyGirl0 4 года назад
"We're brother and sister" "911, yes get here yesterday"
@kellyweingart3692
@kellyweingart3692 3 года назад
😂😂😂😂
@choosecarefully408
@choosecarefully408 2 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-FttPbINDFvM.html sez... there are *worse* things...
@yohei72
@yohei72 4 месяца назад
40:34 - Speaking of David Lynch!... that's the late great Jack Nance, his longtime friend and frequent actor, best known as the lead of Eraserhead and as Pete "She's Dead, Wrapped in Plastic" Martell in Twin Peaks.
@EmoJones13
@EmoJones13 6 лет назад
OHHH MY GHAAAD!! Please do more of these!
@TrueCanadianGamerThe
@TrueCanadianGamerThe 6 лет назад
42 minutes of my life very well spent!
@waltertomaszewski1083
@waltertomaszewski1083 4 года назад
Bruce Villanche, the writer of The Star Wars Special, freely admits he was strung out when he was writing it.
@karnerblue7658
@karnerblue7658 3 года назад
Why am I not surprised
@yohei72
@yohei72 3 месяца назад
That's no excuse. Lots of artists have created good and even great work while abusing substances.
@maxbrandt6
@maxbrandt6 6 лет назад
So many movies really do have it coming, especially that God forsaken Vanilla Ice movie!
@lezlethal
@lezlethal 6 лет назад
"Everything north of here will be eaten out..." "Whoa!"
@wileyschmitt
@wileyschmitt 6 лет назад
"Sounds like Vegas."
@davincent98
@davincent98 4 года назад
@@wileyschmitt HEY! I resemble that remark.
@kellyweingart3692
@kellyweingart3692 4 года назад
“Morgan Fairchild and a can of Aquanet”
@kellyweingart3692
@kellyweingart3692 4 года назад
“All the best heroes wear mom jeans”
@kellyweingart3692
@kellyweingart3692 3 года назад
“He’s gonna take out Porkins!” “Stay on target”
@TheRadical42
@TheRadical42 5 лет назад
Great job! Some wonderful laughs. Thanks a bunch. Thoroughly enjoyed it. Yeah MST3K and RiffTrax!
@sheltonbrightjr.5988
@sheltonbrightjr.5988 6 лет назад
U started & ended with Jim's "OMG!!" Thanks!!!! 😀
@mylearningaccount
@mylearningaccount 3 года назад
That cow man behind me??? I'm doomed!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@kellyweingart3692
@kellyweingart3692 3 года назад
“Use your bovine powers” “Moo!”
@kellyweingart3692
@kellyweingart3692 3 года назад
“Give you the milk of death”
@karnerblue7658
@karnerblue7658 3 года назад
“Moo, MOO!”
@robertcliffjr9339
@robertcliffjr9339 6 лет назад
Keep them coming. MSTRiffs forever!
@favoritemustard3542
@favoritemustard3542 Год назад
Them gargling for the Wookies gets me every time LOL
@carriancrow44
@carriancrow44 6 лет назад
I bet my hair island on it!
@carriancrow44
@carriancrow44 6 лет назад
fluffy played without make up by Paul Williams
@kellyweingart3692
@kellyweingart3692 3 года назад
“Hold your ground, sons of Gondor” “To the king!”
@nonprofitgirl
@nonprofitgirl Год назад
Oh my. God. If anyone- let alone Vanilla Ice! - drips dirty ice water in my mouth…I’m going for the nads. Directly.
@srbrant5391
@srbrant5391 Год назад
“Wookie” and “tampon” should never share a sentence.
@gogglespisano24
@gogglespisano24 11 месяцев назад
Anne motherfucking Green Gables never fails to kill me
@harshtimes23
@harshtimes23 5 лет назад
You come in here like Anne of “The motherf@&kin “ Green Gables!!!
@joshuablack8221
@joshuablack8221 5 лет назад
These were all fuego 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@srbrant5391
@srbrant5391 2 месяца назад
I love the editing in this.
@l.a.gothro3999
@l.a.gothro3999 3 года назад
Just a reminder: Art Carney won an Oscar for Best Performance by an Actor for 1975's "Harry and Tonto" (he was Harry), beating out Albert Finney, Dustin Hoffman, Jack Nicholson, and Al Pacino. Here's the video: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-dMT0fx2AwTw.html
@joelrook5563
@joelrook5563 4 года назад
Would you cover that thing up, Carl? There are children present!
@karnerblue7658
@karnerblue7658 3 года назад
And I add another one to my RiffTrax playlist! 😁
@mixmastermurphy
@mixmastermurphy 5 лет назад
Tobor. I want Tobor.
@pauloh7631
@pauloh7631 4 года назад
HAHAHAHAHA 13:08 Tommy Wiseau from The Room, that was a killer impression
@fromvault801
@fromvault801 2 года назад
I really want a Tiiimeshare now
@bananawolf2304
@bananawolf2304 5 месяцев назад
4:24 is the reminder I needed that Kevin should do all McDonald’s commercials
@jonathanbethards3689
@jonathanbethards3689 5 лет назад
25:00 Is it just me, or does that look a lot like the car Homer designed for his brother, Herb.
@karnerblue7658
@karnerblue7658 3 года назад
LOL! It does! 😆
@scottjohnson388
@scottjohnson388 6 лет назад
Damn it feels good to be Shrode.
@josephmarak7132
@josephmarak7132 4 года назад
The Pujos joke literally made me think I was going to die laughing. I just kept imagining what it would look like, and now my fat sides are sore. You should be more careful and warn us that it's almost lethally funny...
@JoseBronxRican
@JoseBronxRican 4 года назад
I died too. Perfect riff.
@ian_b
@ian_b 3 года назад
Drugs make you one hell of a piano player.
@tamaramanheim8831
@tamaramanheim8831 6 лет назад
They're like three taking banjos
@Eazy-ERyder
@Eazy-ERyder 2 года назад
1:13 that "brother and Sister" dialogue is probably one of the ONLY times it didn't NEED a riff and was funnier WITHOUT
@SeanP7195
@SeanP7195 4 года назад
Man, cool as ice is so bad I can’t even watch brief clips of it
@ImJustSaijan
@ImJustSaijan Год назад
If you could win this guy... I? Man I wish I had weed that good he got that DANK!
@mikemaloney1289
@mikemaloney1289 3 года назад
Goddamn this was good
@fauxdude9756
@fauxdude9756 6 лет назад
my hair smells like apricots but doesn't taste like apricots
@l.a.gothro3999
@l.a.gothro3999 3 года назад
Isn't "Night of Lepus" kinda like if "Watership Down" was written by Clive Barker?
@yohei72
@yohei72 3 месяца назад
... R.L. Stine?
@blingwithconfidence
@blingwithconfidence 5 лет назад
lmbo man their hilarious,now I gotta go schling a schlong XD
@wileyschmitt
@wileyschmitt 5 лет назад
Schling away!
@kellyweingart3692
@kellyweingart3692 4 года назад
“This sick burn brought to you by Budweiser”
@kellyweingart3692
@kellyweingart3692 3 года назад
“Looks like if Billy Crystal and Steven Seagal had a baby, and used Peyton Manning as their surrogate”
@kellyweingart3692
@kellyweingart3692 3 года назад
“Peyton-Crystal-Seagal”
@srbrant5391
@srbrant5391 Год назад
Vanilla Ice dresses like _every_ Stand user.
@davincent98
@davincent98 4 года назад
I lost it at the Pujols candy bar
@bitfreakazoid
@bitfreakazoid 6 лет назад
Need a list and times of what each rifftrax is please. :)
@greedyd5524
@greedyd5524 6 лет назад
Did he ever get his letter
@nomadmalachi
@nomadmalachi 6 лет назад
Hey, can we get a list of which films these are? Some I know, but a number of them, I don't recognize.
@Logos87X
@Logos87X 5 лет назад
Yeah, what's the movie with all the "Odin" screaming and the guys with long hair. Is that the same movie as the Tess of the Fucking d'Urbervilles?
@iaincowell9747
@iaincowell9747 5 лет назад
@@Logos87X Yes, Berserker: Hell's Warrior
@jonathanbethards3689
@jonathanbethards3689 5 лет назад
Logos Berserker: Hell’s Warrior
@karnerblue7658
@karnerblue7658 3 года назад
23:34 Ator should really wipe the cocky look off his face. All he does is kick people when they’re down and sucker punch them. 🤣
@volfievolfie9079
@volfievolfie9079 3 года назад
What the heck was that with Harvey Korman?? (And not the cooking segment.)
@calypsokiosko9067
@calypsokiosko9067 6 лет назад
*Odin!*
@jonathanbethards3689
@jonathanbethards3689 5 лет назад
David Wessel OOODDIIIIIIIIN
@kellyweingart3692
@kellyweingart3692 3 года назад
sudden guy in backseat 😂
@kellyweingart3692
@kellyweingart3692 3 года назад
“No more...three foot party subs before bed”
@sheltonbrightjr.5988
@sheltonbrightjr.5988 6 лет назад
Not gonna hold back. I soooooooooooooooooooo hated the Star Wars Holiday Special!! I spent most of my life trying to erase it from my memory!!!
@iaincowell9747
@iaincowell9747 6 лет назад
Nobody liked it. Thats why it was never shown again or ever released on home movie format.
@sheltonbrightjr.5988
@sheltonbrightjr.5988 6 лет назад
@@iaincowell9747 Absolutely no arguments here!!
@jonathanbethards3689
@jonathanbethards3689 5 лет назад
Not so bad if you’re stoned out of your mind
@mylearningaccount
@mylearningaccount 3 года назад
The ridiculous makeup on Mark Hamill alone should've been a red flag from the get go. Yikes!!!
@tomh.2405
@tomh.2405 2 года назад
5:47 Man, Rust Cohle let himself go after solving the Yellow King murders...
@OpiateVictory
@OpiateVictory 6 лет назад
Kazook... ??? Uughghghgh !! Jesus.
@BahstX
@BahstX 4 года назад
What is the movie where they are screaming "ODIN!"? With the Vampire Valkyries? I NEED to see it!
@kellyweingart3692
@kellyweingart3692 4 года назад
Berserker: Hell’s Warrior
@kellyweingart3692
@kellyweingart3692 3 года назад
“Ringo’s still got it”
@kellyweingart3692
@kellyweingart3692 3 года назад
“He speaks entirely in Iron Maiden lyrics”
@Devilsblood
@Devilsblood 2 года назад
5:03 why does Luke Skywalker look like a Ken doll?
@hoomanm6807
@hoomanm6807 2 года назад
Apparently he was in a bad car crash right before this was filmed. They had to cover his scars with makeup.
@CWargh63
@CWargh63 6 лет назад
Had to shut it off at 32:12 as I could no longer breathe
@wileyschmitt
@wileyschmitt 6 лет назад
I should probably include a warning as someone could possibly laugh themselves to death, but that would be the way I would want to go out :)
@wileyschmitt
@wileyschmitt 6 лет назад
I love that Al Pacino riff, Kevin pulls it off well.
@kellyweingart3692
@kellyweingart3692 4 года назад
the Jay Leno impression’s hilarious
@kellyweingart3692
@kellyweingart3692 4 года назад
“Catchphrase?...or impression of the martians on Sesame Street” “Yup yup yup yup yup yup yup”
@kellyweingart3692
@kellyweingart3692 4 года назад
“I’ll be here doing this”
@srbrant5391
@srbrant5391 Год назад
"You, the world's ugliest jury!"
@waltertomaszewski1083
@waltertomaszewski1083 4 года назад
Wasn’t *RM* originally a spoof on the dangers of marijuana use? That’s what we always used to think of it whenever it would play in a cinema back in the ‘70s. None of us believed any of it for a second.
@kellyweingart3692
@kellyweingart3692 3 года назад
“Invis-a-joint”
@karnerblue7658
@karnerblue7658 3 года назад
I think it was meant to be serious.
@deirdre108
@deirdre108 Год назад
03:46. Wait! Bones McCoy??
@SeanP7195
@SeanP7195 4 года назад
You know it's bad when Death Promise is the least cheesiest movie of the whole bunch.
@jonnyreverb
@jonnyreverb 4 года назад
The 1st is The Miami Connection... What was the 2nd movie/riff?
@jonnyreverb
@jonnyreverb 4 года назад
Nevermind... ATOR: THE FIGHTING EAGLE (1982)
@charleslaughton8092
@charleslaughton8092 6 лет назад
LMAO!
@l.a.gothro3999
@l.a.gothro3999 3 года назад
But can Chuck Norris do...Sudoku?
@Turbo9987
@Turbo9987 5 лет назад
6:24 OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@wileyschmitt
@wileyschmitt 5 лет назад
Don't you mean "OHHH MY GHAAAD!!"?
@kellyweingart3692
@kellyweingart3692 3 года назад
“Bye-byeeee”
@kellyweingart3692
@kellyweingart3692 3 года назад
“Well, gotta go return my shorts to John Stockton” “WOW!”
@TheRealNormanBates
@TheRealNormanBates 2 года назад
6:30 what is the name of this movie so we can pester RLM to put it on BOTW. 6:50 okay, now we need a list of all of the movies so we can all suffer together. 11:08 who knew Borat was in this? 15:54 oh God NO! I'm having flashbacks to when Snob found that Reggie Bar that was 5+ years old. 28:20 I almost didn't recognize Bruce Campbell without the hair.
@tetsuoswrath
@tetsuoswrath 6 лет назад
@2:05-2:12 My ribs hurt! X{D
@tali813
@tali813 4 года назад
What was the movie with the screaming blond karate guy at 11:14?
@mstk3lover1
@mstk3lover1 4 года назад
Deathforce
@mstk3lover1
@mstk3lover1 4 года назад
Sorry Death Promise
@kellyweingart3692
@kellyweingart3692 Год назад
*promise
@krashlyboo
@krashlyboo 2 года назад
ThyyyMme Shaaare
@srbrant5391
@srbrant5391 Год назад
12:48 - Slymenstra Hymen!
@JohnnyLongbow
@JohnnyLongbow 6 лет назад
I am so bummed I never got a download of MegaForce when it was on the Rifftrax site. :-(
@wileyschmitt
@wileyschmitt 6 лет назад
They don't have it anymore??
@iaincowell9747
@iaincowell9747 6 лет назад
Nope. The rights for it expired or something & they can no longer legally sell it.
@wileyschmitt
@wileyschmitt 5 лет назад
I have it in my library still, and will try to do an edit of it sometime (though I'm sure the Megadorks will be taking the ad revenue from it).
@infinitynokia
@infinitynokia 5 лет назад
@11:09 dude is s a BEAST!!!!!
@sweatingschizo1982
@sweatingschizo1982 4 года назад
What's the name of the movie with all those Screaming Martial Artists?
@kellyweingart3692
@kellyweingart3692 3 года назад
Death Promise
@petergray7576
@petergray7576 Год назад
Death Promise
@ellnats
@ellnats 5 лет назад
where's the "i need you tonight, WHOA!!!!" riff?
@joshuablack8221
@joshuablack8221 2 года назад
1:21 😂😂😂
@joshuablack8221
@joshuablack8221 3 года назад
35:10 😂😂😂😂
@waltertomaszewski1083
@waltertomaszewski1083 4 года назад
What movies are these?
@ireallydidntwanttomakeanac575
@ireallydidntwanttomakeanac575 3 года назад
11:13 I gotta know what film this is!
@kellyweingart3692
@kellyweingart3692 3 года назад
Death Promise
@ilikethecokev2
@ilikethecokev2 3 года назад
Will you light the eye on fire?! *AAAAHHH!*
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