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How to live your life (well), according to Ron Swanson
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@O4C209 Год назад

"Don't confuse drama with happiness." That will correct so many issues.

@chuucake Год назад

fr.

@syntaxusdogmata3333 Год назад

Especially these days. There's a difference between being strong and being difficult.

@capnskiddies Год назад

The world would be sunshine & rainbows if even half of all adults adhered to this.

@jaspdx63 Год назад

we also mistakenly assume that the strong emotions that come from drama indicate that we are engaged in something deeply meaningful. most of time, we're just being petty, spiteful, defensive, narcissistic, neurotic, etc.

@filettmignen 11 месяцев назад

@@syntaxusdogmata3333hahaha but not if you try harder!! 🤪 (this is extreme sarcasm btw)

@thicccheese4007 Год назад

I love how some of these are legitimately good advice while the others only work if you’re a Swanson.

@thicccheese4007 Год назад

Specifically 5, 9 (I guess), 19, 20, 21, 27, 28 and 29

@mikemurphy5898 11 месяцев назад

@@thicccheese4007ll, I'm glad we got that straightened out 😅 Also: 6, 15, 22, 23, 24

@benjamincarter6095 11 месяцев назад

They all work

@LowHangingFruitForest 8 месяцев назад

@@benjamincarter6095yup. I literally live by all these.

@Thought_Processing_ 7 месяцев назад

@@benjamincarter6095 not all of them or at least only to some extent.

@murphythelatecomer4608 Год назад

“If you don’t believe in love, what’s the point of living?” Damn, but Ron has some great thoughts.

@simunator Год назад

for me, self enlightenment and massive profits that keep the peasants down and in order

@strangelee4400 2 месяца назад

Love is a device invented by bank managers to make you go overdrawn.

@dontlookhere Месяц назад

@@strangelee4400 Love is also a chemical, ergo, the economy is just domestic biological warfare

@BossDoogles 11 месяцев назад

I used to work with a guy that begged me to watch parks and rec bc I reminded him of Ron. He left the company before I watched the show. I only wish I could thank him for the wonderful compliment

@daveolson6001 9 месяцев назад

So you still never talk sometimes?

@i.am.batman396 8 месяцев назад

@@daveolson6001nice one 👌😂

@timdarnell7819 Месяц назад

I started watching for the same reason lol. The co-worker was correct.

@biggmackaz 19 дней назад

Both daughters told me the same. They are correct right down to the glorious mustache since 1977. My favorite adage is "Most people are idiots".

@Caleb983 15 дней назад

Same. Thought it was because I was just libertarian, but no. I also love breakfast food, dark haired women, regard fish as a vegetable and dislike small dogs. That friend also introduced me to Community. Havent talked to him in years. Always mispronounced his name as well. Couldn't get too chummy with coworkers

@EthanE3 Год назад

His character is so completely exaggerated but relatable. Great writing and great acting

@hulkhatepunybanner Год назад

*He's the Barney Stinson of local government.*

@bradleymarshall5489 11 месяцев назад

eh he's honestly not all that different from my dad, only my dad will eat fish and probably even more anti-government (with my help)

@mscs2911 11 месяцев назад

based on some of the other "I know a guy like Ron!" comments (including this one), it seems inevitable that you'll bump into one eventually. When you do, will you come back and tell us? :D

@DannyBoy443 11 месяцев назад

Idk man lol. Spend some time around mid west men his age and you'll be saying the writing is only a little off.

@hulkhatepunybanner 11 месяцев назад

@@DannyBoy443 *Just to clarify, Ron Swanson is imitating older guys.* Ron himself is around 50 and an outlier of that demographic.

@sosked78 Год назад

Knotty, not naughty

@bluwzrdphone Год назад

Beat me to that.

@syntaxusdogmata3333 Год назад

That red pine was naked... so "naughty!" 😏

@zachrichard7039 Год назад

Thank you.

@iamnotandyarnold Год назад

I came here to say the same thing.

@sosked78 Год назад

I guess we all have a little Swanson in ourselves 😀

@jaspdx63 Год назад

#13: I think Ron ends up buying, using, then gifting Andy and April a proper toolbox and tool set for home repair and maintenance, which, IMO, is a really solid wedding present.

@MegaKnight2012 9 месяцев назад

My mom's dad gave her one for her wedding. She gifted some family friends one for their wedding.

@Jayn-Sync 7 месяцев назад

I thought he gave it to ann

@jaspdx63 6 месяцев назад

@@Jayn-Sync really? well, any excuse to re-watch the show!

@culturedsquid8442 6 месяцев назад

@@jaspdx63 Yeap, Ann asks to help Ron , because she wants to learn how to do this stuff since she's a home owner, Ron ends up giving her the toolbox because she earned it .

@baxatakbaxatak2014 4 месяца назад

Not to mention, that’s EXPENSIVE. Good tools ain’t cheap.

@him050 Год назад

“Look at me, just a kid.” Is still literally a full grown man with a moustache 🤣

@jamesbuckley8917 Год назад

like literally

@him050 Год назад

@@jamesbuckley8917 literally!

@rsrt6910 Год назад

What are you talking about? That's clearly Ron when he was nine years old after working a twelve hour shift at the sheetmetal factory.

@mathewmckenna297 7 месяцев назад

After delivering himself, he cut the cord with a knife he forged in the womb. 5 minutes later he grew his mustach and the rest is history.

@baxatakbaxatak2014 4 месяца назад

*Charles Mulligan’s fighting stance*

@Hayduke801 Год назад

“Don’t confuse drama with happiness.” Thanks again Ron

@jaybone2321 10 месяцев назад

"A horrible man gave me some great advice" is a hilarious line, and is often true.

@iamthemagnificentjar 8 месяцев назад

I know it’s supposed to be satire character, but this is legitimately a good role model.

@IneaFaedyn 4 месяца назад

Just make sure your buildings are up to code :v (or at least safe)

@sa34w Год назад

When a parody character makes sense you know world can use more of his type of people

@syntaxusdogmata3333 Год назад

What's funny is they obviously considered Ron to be absurdly over-the-top. Sometimes he is, granted, but most of the time he's totally based.

@darkbum1510 Год назад

@@syntaxusdogmata3333 Ron Swanson is unironically my role model

@syntaxusdogmata3333 Год назад

@@darkbum1510 Good for you! Thank you for sharing, Jenny. 👍

@darkbum1510 Год назад

@@syntaxusdogmata3333 You're welcome, Lester.

@birbirikos1 Год назад

I second that

@crazycrochetcatlady756 Год назад

I love how Leslie is the only one still sitting there after Ron pulls his tooth out

@user-lm1gl5dg5y 11 месяцев назад

You mean like, what? Leave a workplace? A meeting? And not work? Nonsense!

@nopenope4402 9 месяцев назад

Fun fact: Him actually pulling his tooth out wasn't scripted, so those are all real reactions of shock and dismay.

@ericbrett3095 4 месяца назад

I noticed April ran out quickly, usually she loves blood and gore.

@FiksIIanzO 11 месяцев назад

I have closely followed all of Ron Swanson's guidelines. After years of grinding, I have finally grown a moustache. Thank you, Ron!

@harrygorman 11 месяцев назад

Gotta be done. Scissorhalf 😂

@Topo842 11 месяцев назад

Remember the proper way to shave it is friction ;)

@GenerationalTreasure 2 месяца назад

Ron Swanson has to be in the top 5 best character development stories in history. He influenced his loved ones to become better, and they did the same to him; yet he still remained the same person at the core. You love to see it.

@zakadams762 7 месяцев назад

I love the way he stomps through lowes and simply and flatly states "I know more than you"

@rainmanslim4611 8 месяцев назад

Ron was written as a mockery of libertarianism. He became it's ultimate mascot.

@jacksongibbs8998 Год назад

Ron looks so proud when April throws the vegan “bacon” in the garbage.

@roadkillanonymous4807 8 месяцев назад

I think he regards her as something akin to his daughter at that point 🤣

@jerzyzareba551 Год назад

Whoever keeps this channel alive, hats off to you Ma'm / Sir

@_NobodySpecial_ Год назад

Everything ron says is thought through before he says it. He isnt telling you things he was taught hes telling you things hes figured out.

@sdHansy 10 месяцев назад

"Any dog below 50 pounds is a cat and cats are pointless". Man, it's amazing how relatable Ron really is.

@Delboy001647363 9 месяцев назад

Ron clearly isn't from a farming background and never had to deal with rats! Little terriers are absolute death machines and amazing at getting rid of rats. One of the few things Ron gets wrong. lol

@MegaKnight2012 9 месяцев назад

@@Delboy001647363Makes one wonder, what killed the rats and mice on his farm? Are they the people who use minks and dogs, was it wolverines, owls, trained rat-snakes, Miner's Cats, or do they keep cougars for pest control? Ron has been around cougars his whole life

@Annie-wy5mc 7 месяцев назад

Farm cats who gets rid of pest: excuse me?!

@Jayn-Sync 7 месяцев назад

@@Delboy001647363but Ron's family did have a farm

@chiensyang 5 месяцев назад

I love my dog which is under 50 lbs. I also agree with Ron because my dog sometimes acts like a cat.

@suttone75 Год назад

19. Don't confuse drama with happiness. Truer words have never been spoken.

@leonardoespino9780 Год назад

You forgot one: when Ron writes reviews and that guy comes up to him and confronts him, April ask why he left his name and where he worked and he said “because I believe it, if you believe on something you should sing it” or something around the line. So lesson #32: stand up for what you believe on

@DemstarAus 11 месяцев назад

Stand up for what you believe in, on, or around.

@hulkhatepunybanner Год назад

*You know you're doing the right thing when April imitates you.*

@TheMattwasherein1992 Год назад

I love that you guys thought it was "naughty red pine" Knotty Red Pine :D

@balkthor Год назад

Everyone references the drama/happiness quote. A better one that more people should adhere to is #20: Don’t go chasing applause. That way lies madness.

@user-zl6se2jy2u 11 месяцев назад

Ron is the exemplary Stoic of our generation

@VirginiaRican 10 месяцев назад

This character is so popular because it has heavy doses of reality mixed in with the parody.

@michaeloverton04 Год назад

#10. Something I learned is that hunger is all that's really needed for motivation. Whether it be for food, money, entertainment, or just praise. Find something that you're hungry for, and let that be you're reason for working hard at your job.

@EonPictures-jw9yr 9 месяцев назад

I seriously never get tired of Ron

@iielysiumx5811 4 месяца назад

"a steak, lagavulin whisky and 2 hours of love making, bed by half 8" I have never related to a TV character to much, that sounds perfect

@happybunny892 9 месяцев назад

This was a great video! One quick thing, though: in item #6 ("Do not cover naughty red pine") - it's **knotty** pine, not "naughty" pine (unless Parks & Rec was trying to tell us that Ron is a VERY different guy than the one he was being portrayed as, and that he was talking about some weird desire to, like, spank the "naughty" pine to his infant son).

@noahandthejets Год назад

Also, when someone gets too chummy, call them by the wrong name. Trust me, Lester said so.

@rabbijoe316 Год назад

Thanks, John. Great advice.

@limthelemon2306 Год назад

famous last words. there is no wrong way to consume alcohol

@blackshyguy2160 9 месяцев назад

As hard of a shell he has he literally is the biggest teddy bear at times I love it

@chuucake Год назад

fine, i'll rewatch the show.

@chrisr897 5 месяцев назад

I thought “Fishing is not that hard” couldn’t be topped then right after “there is nothing that can’t be solved with breakfast food”, love it.

@bobosmodernlife 10 месяцев назад

When Ron is smiling the same as the photo cracks me up.

@unclepaulie4233 11 месяцев назад

"Normally, if given a choice between between doing something and nothing, I'd choose to do nothing. But I will do something if it helps someone else do nothing. Id work all night, if it meant nothing got done."

@JS-rv3et 9 месяцев назад

Is actually s rank tier bro moment

@Matt-pd2cq 2 месяца назад

yup. he said that.

@s1edneck700 8 месяцев назад

The comedic nuances of Ron Swanson will never be outdone.

@DesroTy 10 месяцев назад

Lmfao Leslie's impersonation is spot on 😂

@ArthurB26 Месяц назад

"Are the scissors broken in your house, son?" Gets me every time 😂

@OntarioBearHunter 11 месяцев назад

The epitome of Gen X men. Vote Ron for exalted world leader

@jbp5555 10 месяцев назад

Leslie’s Tammy impression is so good

@jayw1677 10 месяцев назад

I know right?!

@Tasarran 12 дней назад

Knope's impression of Tammy 2 is frikkin awesome

@TheOuroboros84 5 месяцев назад

dude casting rings from a silver lamp is next level

@FTChomp9980 Год назад

Ron Swanson is such a good role model dude is an inspiration to all Libertarians and Meat Lovers! (When I refer to meat I refer Chicken,Hamburger,and sausage.)

@OneofInfinity. Год назад

And not tempered with by a certain pc guy.

@Michael-cf9cj Год назад

And venison, but not fish.

@seththomas9105 Год назад

@@Michael-cf9cj Damnit! Ron and I disagree on the subject of fish meat. I like all the fish meat too. 95% of this is on the money.

@Michael-cf9cj Год назад

@@seththomas9105 I like fish as well. I like his idea of turf & turf, but I'd rather have surf & turf.

@seththomas9105 Год назад

@@Michael-cf9cj I must try turf & turf too. But Ron LOVES shrimp and when bacon is wraped around it he says that's his Nirvanna.

@armageddonready4071 11 месяцев назад

“People who buy things are suckers” Ron Swanson

@bobdole4916 11 месяцев назад

"Knotty" as in the knots in the pieces of wood. Knots are usually formed when the tree splits off from a part, such as a branch. Knotty pine is wood with lots of those kinds of spots.

@esteebo 11 месяцев назад

To be clear, it's "knotty" red pine, because you can see the knots in the boards. It's not naughty, he was not getting kinky with it.

@adrianmedeiros8431 7 месяцев назад

I love how some of these are actually great advice. "Don't confuse drama with happiness". So true and I've had the misfortune of associating with people that think like this "Stay out of people's business" words to live by "Luck is a concept for the weak" Don't count on it, ever "No home is complete without a proper toolbox" totally true and I honestly can't imagine how frustrating it would be to not have tools lying around in case something breaks

@witchbvrner 11 месяцев назад

"People who buy things are suckers." The Ultimate Capitalist

@jazziew2148 10 месяцев назад

Ikr?😅

@Khontis 9 месяцев назад

Always loved how despite his absolute refusal to eat veggies, Ron has never wasted them. They either go back into the container untouched or on someone else's plate, he never wastes food.

@dhirajshrotri5776 9 месяцев назад

What about the vegan bacon

@AppleManiagaming 9 месяцев назад

@@dhirajshrotri5776 thats not food, its garbage

@JS-rv3et 9 месяцев назад

@@dhirajshrotri5776that's not food though

@user-pw5do6tu7i 10 месяцев назад

this compilation took effort, hats off to whoever was responisble!

@Lew114 8 месяцев назад

This show was truly brilliant.

@GTMQ8 8 месяцев назад

I don’t know what it was about this show…but when I started watching it many years ago and had a bunch of seasons available to me, it gave me such a feeling of comfort and security and so much laughter. The cast felt like a family that I wanted to be a part of.

@argosvinandi5064 9 месяцев назад

Ron Swanson The man, the Man, the MAN

@JarredHarvey-ix4qb 8 месяцев назад

"Are the scissors in your house broken, son"

@jasonmelgar4644 6 месяцев назад

I wish Ron Swanson was my teacher, guardian, or guidance counselor 😭

@Widderic Год назад

The reactions to the tooth being pulled has gotta be in the top 10 funniest tv moments.

@hattorihonzo8340 5 месяцев назад

“I will do something if it helps someone else do nothing. I’d work all night if it meant nothing got done” Amen Father Swanson, amen

@elizabethredmond4585 Год назад

I actually LOVE this character ❤

@mariamalzahem7512 10 месяцев назад

"naughty" red pine has me cackling 😅

@explosive_shart9405 8 месяцев назад

I 1000% agree with Ron on breakfast food.

@GoodNews-px2im 5 месяцев назад

I love Ron, but can we just take a moment to appreciate how spot on Amy Poehler’s impression of Megan Mullally is 😂

@crypticrs Год назад

Knotty, not naughty.

@joshuazane3210 3 месяца назад

Nick Offerman and Aubrey Plaza are one of the greatest comedic pairings ever. The perfect blend of two similar but distinct varieties of crazy.

@r-1093 7 месяцев назад

"Makes England Ok" High prais indeed from the man, the myth, the legend.

@jonvia 10 месяцев назад

No bull, these are actually really good words of wisdom.

@Tikkakoski 7 месяцев назад

I'm literally Ron Swanson. Let me repeat that...literally. 👌

@Aleakwe Год назад

how i love him so. thank you Parks team

@Mountain_Drew 7 месяцев назад

We love Ron.

@BlueRonin44 11 месяцев назад

The Ron/April Moments were the best ❤

@jackmalvern2394 8 месяцев назад

It's always fun to see Tom faint. 🤣 Gets me every time.

@DannyBoy443 11 месяцев назад

The best part of this is the fact that this is the official P & R channel/account and they came up w/ that thumbnail. Awesome.

@steventurner2848 2 месяца назад

That luck sentence is top tier

@marethyu_primo7638 12 дней назад

8:10 says the guy who actively makes amazing woodworking pieces.

@westii_bunzz Год назад

thank you ron, i will take this to heart 🙏

@narutouzu9197 Год назад

Ron is who all men should aim to be.

@McKillaboy Год назад

No lol, he's an idiot.

@legitplayin6977 Год назад

No, we need variety

@narutouzu9197 Год назад

@@legitplayin6977 nobody is the same but we should aim to be strong and reliable.

@legitplayin6977 Год назад

@@narutouzu9197 I mean, it’s easy to throw out vague qualities but that’s not only what Ron is. It’s actually very reductive

@narutouzu9197 Год назад

@@legitplayin6977 true. He’s loyal, a bit crazy, meat lover, alcohol drinker, hates salads, government hater, and craftsman. He got 100s of qualities but reliable and strong are the 2 that stick the most with me.

@johngeiger3770 8 месяцев назад

*Don't start chasing applause and acclaim. That way lies madness* _ Ron Swanson.

@johnpots4181 5 месяцев назад

Ron is my spirit animal

@ADarkMindsArt 11 месяцев назад

This is what I needed in my life.

@ashtongribble 8 месяцев назад

Ron swanson is my spirit animal

@totilsom 11 месяцев назад

"The food that my fod eats" 😅😅

@restingmuhderface 7 месяцев назад

4:16 "Do something, if it helps someone else do nothing." It may seem unwise but under certain circumstances, if everyone will have this attitude, then work at offices or at home will probably get done faster.

@foxbutterfly-eden8715 Год назад

Dang, misunderstanding Ron right from the start! “Take a picture of every steak you eat” WRONG! He took a picture of every steak he ate from his favorite place. He would never take a picture of EVERY steak he ate.

@foxbutterfly-eden8715 Год назад

Also, it’s “knotty” red pine, not “naughty” lol

@TheArkayneNE 5 месяцев назад

"naughty" red pine...lol

@matthewsermons7247 11 месяцев назад

5:47 I love my Gerber slide-out multi-tool. When I need it, I like to accompany it's slide-out action with the phrase "Go Go Gadget (the tool used)" in this case "Go Go Gadget Needle Nose Plyers".

@martinsmartians Год назад

Ron Swanson is my spirit animal.

@seththomas9105 Год назад

Yes.

@warriorwaitress7690 11 месяцев назад

Mine too, although it's incumbent upon me to acknowledge that Ron Swanson would absolutely loathe being called anyone's "spirit animal" because spirit animals are for hippies and dementia patients.

@seththomas9105 11 месяцев назад

@@warriorwaitress7690 Yes.

@greenmachine6638 10 месяцев назад

Oh Ron, the only real man 👍👍

@useyourbrain1539 5 месяцев назад

Gotta' love the guy. The line to the Lowes guy...

@CoastPropertyBuyers Год назад

You’ve accidentally given me the food that my food eats! Salad is traditionally the 1st course at a wedding. Is a gerbil marrying a rabbit? 😂

@Fuutoux Месяц назад

Lol his chuckle is cute

@darlawrence9295 5 месяцев назад

Brilliant This man needs to mentor the world!

@zramirez5471 11 месяцев назад

This is the best video on the entire internet.

@pelumifatunsin2647 4 месяца назад

Ron is just the kind of man I'd love so hopelessly forever

@brytonferg9227 11 месяцев назад

I need to live by this man

@user-tl9bl5tu2w 11 месяцев назад

Great video. Found it pretty funny. Possibly even true and definitely wisdom that only my uncle would send me... 😊🙃

@Charles-qq7vf Месяц назад

I chuckled to myself yesterday, in a Home Depot here in Phoenix, while trying to explain a 1 1/4" - 18 jamb nut I needed to seat a plumbing fixture. After approximately 213 questions as to how I know that's what I need, ( Quite simply, I put a pair of calipers on the O.D., and checked the thread count with a thread pitch gauge...) The line just about slipped out... I controlled myself though, and just told him I was going to go home and fire up the lathe. Which I did.