Forgot Candy Cadet! I think he would get a 8 as he did in the original smooching guide. Like with the Staff Bots, he's in a dirtier, damaged state, but he also gets more sympathy. It sort of balances itself out.
The "at this point youve kissed a garbage can and a crawling row of teeth" implies that the guide is a story about a person be they an employee or random person who's detirmed to kiss EVERY. SINGLE. FNAF. ANIMATRONIC. And has done it.
Honestly same energy as the protagonist from _Sucker For Love: First Date_ and his determination to smooch any and all eldritch cosmic entities he can get his lips on. (In particular, describing going down the list until finally getting to smooch M.X.E.S. has a really similar feel to the Nyanlathotep encounter haha)
In the roxy section, i love the implication that the hypothetical scenarios of you making out with the other animatronics are fully canonized. You arent going into the pizzaplex and weighing your options, you are meticulously on a mission to make out with every single robot you meet, in order, and are doing that task to great success
@@Napoleonic_France838she is only nice once she knows you arent gregory, and also she is willing to bite off anyones face if she even suspects they are gregory.
I need a fanfiction or a dating sim of like, a time traveler who's trying to smooch every single animatronic like they're collecting pokemon cards. It'd be beyond hilarious, imagine the shenanigans
As you drive to the hospital you stop for a moment, you can almost hear a voice coming deep from the pizza Plex. “It’s probably nothing” you say as you drive away succeeding in your goal of kissing every animatronic there, right? “Candy, candy … candy”
Honestly, I'd give one sympathy point to Ruined Freddy. The body seems to be trying to put Gregory back into it's chest cavity; unaware of it's headless state, the fact that it now looks like the Monster House if it had legs and no eyes, and that Gregory is never returning to see it (not out of cruelness, but rather a mix of trauma and already having the Freddy part of Freddy).
@roxas5071 no offense but is common sense all that common plus it's a theory basically a guess and I'm sure we can agree no matter how many people believe something is true doesn't mean they can't be wrong 😁
Y'know, I was half-expecting M.X.E.S. to be disqualified since you could only see him in AR. So, I'm glad he's made it to S tier. The only drawback would be the Vanni mask getting in the way, so if kissing doesn't work then I'd be okay with hand-holding and then maybe boop his nose afterwards. He has a very boop-able nose.
Technically monty could be more smoochable if you tape his mouth shut, like real gators they can’t really do anything if you duct tape their jaws, I’d give him one extra point for that personally
He still has claws or at least Pointy metal fingers, and would probably go for the eyes! And could you even get close enough without him biting your hand off?
The enemies to lovers with MXES made it unironically the most appealing. Like don’t get me wrong, I love Sun and Eclipse, but they feel like they’re programmed to be lovable, so it seems stale in comparison to your robot rival who has watched your kissing conquest finally giving in so you can both move on from the pizzaplex. There’s the character development, the drama, and most importantly there’s not rusty wires inches away from your lips!
I want to take a moment to defend Moon a tiny bit as he does deserve a bit more sympathy. I believe Moon's aggression stems from feeling trapped for so long. There is a drawing in the daycare of a tower with a cresent moon trapped inside and a sun outside. The sun isn't sad it's smiling, as if it's happy that the moon is locked away. When you look back at security breach, Moon was never able to interact with kids and was feared by everyone. You can't fully blame his behavior as he was programmed to be a villain something he didn't ask to be. But more importantly they only time he's free to roam is for a couple of hours at night alone. We know Sun does everything in his power to keep the lights on so he keep Moon at bay, and do need to consider that in Ruin lights do cause Moon pain, so it's clear Sun doesn't care about him either as he's willing to cause Moon a ton of pain in order to reboot him and he is against it. If Vanessa can be forgiven dispite all of the things she did as Vanny then Moon deserves a chance too. This is just my thoughts and opinion on it as I would still give Moon a smooch
I AGREE MOONIE NEEDS LOVE TOO, AND SOME TIME IN CONTROL... Although maybe since we brought out Eclipse, perhaps Sun and Moon will share the body equally... hopefully.
One terrifying note about The Mimic is that this thing, despite how flimsy it looks, is POWERFUL. The Forklift Roxy couldn’t get off her for a while he just throws aside like it’s nothing before his chase. Then the elevator door closing on him doesn’t crush or dent his head, HIS HEAD DENTS THE DOOR followed by him willingly yanking his own stuck arm out of the door (which he probably will just replace with something lying around) with him starting to crush the bars of the elevator door with no effort and one hand as the inner doors shut. He could probably break every bone in your body if he wanted to, which he probably does, so I’d put his hazard level so low he gets into negatives. At least Ruined Freddy has to grab and shove you into his stomach to kill you, the Mimic can do anything and kill you in moments or make it extremely slow and painful as you die
"Except you're planting one on rabbit-shaped spyware" send help, I'm dying of laughter. I want to smooch this video. 10/10 opinions. Factually accurate. Eclipse best boy.
That opening had me cracking up for too long. Partly, it was because of the mental image I was getting of someone entering the Pizzaplex, having all the animatronics shamble out from the shadows and slowly and menacingly close in, only for the person to reach into their backpack, pull out ChapStick, and resolutely apply it. All the animatronics take half a step back, and exchanged glances, unsure how to proceed.
I feel like it’s less “bravery” and more just having the self-preservation instincts of a dehydrated fruit. As much as I love Monty, that is a rusty, feral bear trap with legs! The gutsiest thing to do would be not crapping your pants while you’re fighting or running away from it
Also, I have sympathy for the mimic. I see it as extremely misguided. Its whole backstory makes me feel incredibly bad for it. I actually hope there's some kind of redemption for it in the future, weirdly enough.
@@No.1RatedSalesman I literally have not read the books since silver eyes and like a small amount of twisted ones I'm just going off of what theorists have said. And even then, I have a hard time believing it's just evil for no reason. Idk
i think it's important to note, with the exception of the musicmen, and sun/moon/eclipse, all the animatronics are targetting gregory specifically, but the only animatronic that knows gregory beyond "there's a child in the building when there shouldn't be" is freddy, which means they're all targetting any children in the building, the fact that roxy knows cassie is why cassie is mostly safe
No not really, the main reason roxy is attacking is because he took her eyes. Vanessa told the animatronics that a kid named Gregory is in the pizzaplex after hours, its either that or they found out another way
I was hoping MXES would make the list using that AR loophole. Not surprised he made it to S tier since their is nothing physically dangerous about him, and he is very much a gigachad.
Okay, just like last time I’m making a prediction beforehand. My guess? The little wet floor signs. They seem fairly clean, no sharp bits that would cut you, and have very little malicious intent! The uh- screams of distressed children are a tad off putting, but I think otherwise they’re a great choice! Edit post video: Enemies to Lovers with MXES was not what I expected going into this video, but I can’t say I’m upset…. I’m sad my bois the wet floor bots got put so low, but oh well! Twas’ a very fun video and I’m excited for the book characters!
Thanks to that, my mental voice for The Mimic will now be Frizea's. I got a vivid image of The Mimic screaming "I'M GREGORY, CURSE YOU BLASTED SAYAIN!!" Reading your comment xD thank you
Now on the other hand, if Glamrock Freddy's headless body does retain his personality, the most you'd get, if you can manage to calm him down, is a hand smooch and confusion before he continues looking for presumably Gregory
Somewhere far away Gregory and Freddy head are trying to hack the system and rescue Cassie: Freddy's head 😳 Gregory: What is your glitch? Freddy: I sense... A disturbance
Eclipse seems to be a merging of the 2 hes the best without the worst gaining suns love for the kids and a freindly behavior but losing his paranoid frantic personality and getting moons calmer demeanor but losing his chaos gremlin personality sassy voice and aggressive nature resulting in a calm kind hearted animatronic who would if been a perfect daycare attendant had he been rebooted into existence before the unfortunate abandoning
Funny fact: The stitched-together costume is made to look like gregory. A blue jacket to mimic his blue shirt. An orange bracelet on the left hand to mimic his faz-watch. The lion's mane for his brown hair. A gash in its left leg because of the band-aid gregory has there. And even when it kills you, you can still hear it saying "I-I'm Gregory."
Yeah, I think the mimic failed miserably in trying to make himself look like Gregory, cause bro he doesn’t look like Gregory, like I guess if you squint but who will even trust a mascot that looks like something straight out of a furries basement
@@Grinningfartking6969it’s not exactly mad who but it’s not confirmed either like most things in fnaf. It’s just speculation really but it does make sense since the mimic putting on a random costume and taking different parts from each is random
I think the DCA's hazards, aside from the claw-like endoskeleton fingers, ought to include that loose metal netting on their pants and torso. That stuff, even if not sharp at the edges, is definitely sharp where it's twisted off at sections, and wobbles around as they move even a little bit. Eclipse is also completely out of it - the 'kids will flood in in the morning' line is said at some point in the afternoon, as it's fully light out when Cassie comes in the window. I thought the endos were pretty cute.
Ruined Candy Cadet would get the same score as normal CC, but with an extra point in Hazard (he's been moldering/rusting alone in a cave since FNaF 6) and Sympathy (he's been moldering/rusting ALONE in a cave since FNaF 6)
Yup, we really REALLY have watched our beloved and precious papa bear go from a perfect 10 to a pitiful 0. I just really hope he's fixed somewhere with Gregory and Vanessa being the father figure Gregory always needed. Also I would probably try to smooch the M.X.E.S
Noteably moon seems to have gone mad with pain from the constant agony imposed apoun him and sun with every transformation considering he talks about the grinding gears in his head making "us" freezs and be unable to mive and how the light makes "us" hurt he seems to if in his fragile state of mind come to the conclusion that sun only ever suffers by being in the light and determined the best thing for both of them would be to have sun take a nap so he can take over but in his broken state of mind he cant see hes only managing to scare sun and seeing moon continue to say "us" instead of "me" or "i" shows he truly still cares for sun even if in a twisted messed up way brought on from a broken mind infected with glitched code
Amazing Ranking! Although, I would give Mimic... one sympathy point to be generous. He was made to hang out with a four year old and only learned aggression from his Creator/Father beating him to death within an inch of his life, and everyone from then on out using him to either make a quick buck or make their work easier, and he just kept learning and absorbing all this information. I can't help but feel a little bad for it... It's just doing what it was programmed to do, and it can't really unlearn the violent behavior it gained over the years and it just keeps building on previous knowledge..... soooo yeah I do feel slightly bad for it. Slightly... Still overall that nets his score a one. Still would be a terrible kiss.
It's been a month since this video was released, and I lay awake at night till this day thinking about the determined Animatronic kisser… Especially how they could be in this very room
Chica's quiet sobbing always implied to me that she's as intelligent as freddy and roxy, but has so much extra programing to try and make her not eat trash (that still doesn't work, thanks faz-co) that she can't express herself in anyway.
This was fun! I think MXES is the most smooch able but Glamrock Bonnie...I just want to save him. Maybe smooches after the rescue, if he plays his cards right. Poor guy, all smashed up and immobile. He deserved better. Thanks for the laughs!
When I was watching Markiplier play through SB, I didn't really see the appeal of Sun/Moon. Your first smooching video had me completely rethinking my opinion on them, and now I have a lot more fun with it ^-^ This was an excellent follow-up, I love the in-depth way you do these!
"You've been smoochin all up and down the Vegas strip,and none of them kiss as good as your old sport" ARE YOU IMPLYING D A V E HAS BEEN THE ONE KISSING ALL THESE ROBOTS?!
Gotta say, I love the DSaF appreciation throughout the video. 7:05 Only to the people who call him "puppy". 9:52 Don't forget the jagged, cracked plastic. 37:00 Tiny? That thing is like 6 feet tall! It may be proportionately lanky, but it's still got big hands with meaty bludgeons for fingers. 48:09 Good choice, baby gators are adorable. 50:10 Excellent writing and editing.
You Kiss the Moon and You Kiss the Sun. You Take Everything that Seems like Fun. You stir it about and when you're done, You share a big slice with everyone.
I would actually argue that Monty's bite power here should be a 1, not a 2. Though his sharp teeth and big gnashing jaw are threatening, Cassie (a child) is seen able to somewhat fend him off with her bare hands. She also survives an altercation with him at the start of the game where he came at her jaws-first. Still not very smoochable though
Honestly, I’d give the Mimic a single sympathy point. It does sort of have a sad backstory. Basically it was created by a dude called Dr Edwin to look after his son and after his son dies in a car crash, Edwin beats the Mimic out of anger which is probably what made the Mimic act like that (cause y’know it mimics peoples behaviour) I don’t entirely remember it’s backstory but it’s mentioned on the Wiki. So yeah I think he’s deserving of at least 1 sympathy point
As per usual, you are doing the Real Work and I stand in awe of your dedication. This isn't always pleasant. It isn't always rewarding. These are the perils of rigor and comprehensiveness: for every sympathetic Daycare Attendant or downtrodden Roxanne you have to rank and go over, there's a slew of mini Music Men and headless Freddies and other godawful horrors that require the same thorough inspection. There can never be enough appreciation for just how much sustained focus goes into an endeavor like this. I just thank my lucky stars that I live in an age where I can know there's someone like you out there, fighting the good fight.
6:18 if he got the same problem as real life aligators, you can simply hold his mouth shut. Aligators put all the points into powerfully biting down and forgot to put any points into opening their mouth.
I feel if you managed to kiss one music man, he would tell his friends. You’d get an army, so they need to be the first on your kissing priorities. They’d make everything easier if they like kisses.
I love the story you put into this video and the idea of not cassie but some random person going into an abandoned restaurant to smoocheth thy robots is hysterical
I haven’t seen anyone talk about this so I’ll say it here so people see. In Bonnie’s green room above the conveniently placed bowling lanes there are… tally marks. 134 that I counted. Perhaps Bonnie felt trapped and he wanted to leave the Pizzaplex.
Honestly, M.X.E.S was the one I was most curious to see, because personally I love his design and have so since the very beginning. I'm glad he got such a high rating, since it makes sense logically, but also he has a silly, somewhat sinister grin even though he can't do anything, and I can't help but love him for it lol (Also, I personally would give Monty one point for cuteness and one for sympathy, cause he's kinda like, "so ugly it's cute", and I absolutely adore the deadly side eye he gives us in one picture you used for Monty here lol I'm a big time Monty fan, so seeing him in Ruin was both hilarious cause he was just biting metal without a thought in his eyes and making random noises, and sad cause all of his personality is gone and he's basically the equivalent of a chihuahua that can actually do as much harm as it threatens to)
I felt so bad for monty at this point he was forced to be a monster at this point also HE's FUCKING ADORABLE maybe I'm just weird but he's a cute little ankle biter
