The Secret Horror of Mario Anatomy 

Did it also explain why they're born with shoes on?^^

But is that canon?

@Over Starter I think there was a actual Nintendo video where they mentioned this though I think they were very vague on it but at the same time we've seen toads with hair sooo my money is on it being a Hat.

I also remember a Mario animated series where we see that Toad's mushroom top is actually a hat

@@hazukichanx408 No that question will probably never get a direct answer. If you asked Nintendo they'd give you a response like "Oh that is a Mystery that even we can't fathom" or some other cryptic nonsense lol It's no different then when people kept asking who the mother of Bowser Jr. was.. (If you never seen the video, Miyamoto just points at himself.)

Hey, it's Marianne!

Except Kirby.

Definitely. You'll regret it for sure. It gets weird really fast.

Any character part in general.. 😶

As a foot fetishist, you are correct

where's the realism?

Yeah... that is soooo weird... like... for most of my life I thought turtles were like snails except their shells grew... not that dumb considering all the media I've seen about turtles either had them not mention it, or have the turtles able to leave their shells... I think there was even a kid's show where the mc is a turtle and took off his shell... and I mean very early kid's show

@@JTeenmining bit confused, snail shells do grow... Do you mean like hermit crabs or something?

The funny thing is that there seem to be two distinct kinds of koopas - four-legged turtle-like ones whose shells don't come off (seen mostly in games prior to SMW), and two-legged ones who seem to be more like beaked reptile people who wear shells as clothes. My headcanon is that they are actually two different species who are not even related, though we never see both in the same game, these rules are consistent across the series.

Over the Hedge LIED to me

@@BrutallyHonestRevs it's time to let it die unfortunately.

Can we all just rage for a moment about the fact the Dorkly Mario would've been at least a million times better than Chris Pratt????

@@nahor88No

@@nahor88tf this gotta do with anything bro

I think yoshi born with shoes thing was just had something to do with hardware limitations or laziness by Nintendo and never bother changing the trend. Of course Yoshi has feet, I'm not sure if it's canonical that they are born with it though. The saddle is canonical a shell though.

I can just imagine them putting on their shoes before hatching lol

Why Would Anatomy Work this Way!?

@@foxmccloudizsexy Yeah, that would make since mario's mustache was a mistake and was supposed to be Mario's mouth in super Mario Bros because of the limitation.

"Give birth now to get a free Yoshi! BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! Eject a Yoshi in the next five minutes and we'll throw in this pair of old boots absolutely free!"

Me too

Actually started when they realized toad's hat was his head

It's just that fucked up obviously, just trying searching for any cartoon with any anatomy part and your gonna wish you hadn't done that.

It's like fighting fire with fire Or in this case fire with the freaking sun

Perverts can ruin even a good bleeding.

Especially since Toad's cap was a hat in the Super Mario Super Show. He even uses it as a parachute

Yeah, but he can shoot spores out of it in smash.

Didn't toad take off his mushroom cap off in the TV Series? Or is it like a Mandela effect? Cuz I remember that toads have 3 hair treads on top of their heads...

@@juliaportes6603 Yeah he actually did that.

Well Toads ARE mushrooms, it's not like fungi in the wild just occasionally have no caps.

And all I hear is Tails

@@IckusVickus nah tails has slighty different voice

And mega man and DK at times

@@SSKO2 Yes he uses his normal voice for quite a few characters actually. Although Megaman doesn't appear that much anymore.

Pretty sure that's Mike Parker. Cause that definitely sounds like him. He also voices Tails from some Dorkly videos and Sonic for Hire

@Don't Read My Profile Photo i won't

@Don't Read My Profile Photo shut up spamm

weird was my comment here or..? eh whatever then

Please take a break from literal pokedex, Dorkly. PLEASE!

@@Diaphat I agree. I don't like the Pokedex entry videos.

İmagine nintendo made this game called: super mario bros: putting yoshi's shoes back

Bro it's so true

I don't even get it man. It's a DINOSAUR. Why would you TAKE TIME TO DRAW SOMETHING LIKE THAT

@@Bob-wr4vg It's the Internet. Someone will draw something about anything. Doesn't matter the sex, age, species or if it's a real creature, object, concept.

Foot fetish people 😄

@Jackson Desorcy. It made me chuckle. What would it even funnier is if Yoshi did a Google search on Peach's feet and inadvertently, pissed off Mario.

They were in Peach's Castle, and she's a notoriously outspoken PETA member. Mario has to keep up a certain act around Yoshi when within range of Peach.

The hero we thought we never needed.

The picture where he's missing a shoe and crying.

@@bert7651 yeah that one

There only foot fetish art's, and the only photo with crying yoshi without boots

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Sonic would be very depressed about this

in all honesty i'd imagine Yoshis having raptor-like feet underneath the shoes. because you know, dinosaur and all that.

@@skeletonmemelord7779 Well Boshi's clawed toes stick out of his shoes in Super Mario RPG. Those were pretty raptor-like.

@@skeletonmemelord7779 he does have pretty human-shaped hands though

My theory is that the mushroom is a symbiote or parasite that is bonded with the host species for life, basically like the Pokemon Paras. They are born like humans (maybe even ARE humans whose growth is stunted by the parasite) and the mushroom infects the baby as soon as it is born.

The Mario Brothers were canonically delivered by a stork, so I'm guessing pregnancy isn't really an issue here.

@@indigofenix00 Wow, I wish I could un-read that!

IDK, you need to take a look at the super show, toad can take off his mushroom.

@@JamesTDG not canon

They'd have their OWN internet if they were advanced enough to reach us.

To be honest,that could also apply to "tell us about your species history".

To be fair, it *is* a mystery almost forty years in the waiting. Enquiring minds wanna know before we die of old age!

Sawk's belt is it's intestines, which is why it's black like the poliwag line

@@maxstrike3022 no wonder its defenses suck...

@@nathanielbass771 it's weak because it eats vegan, hence the weak intestines. Throh eats a carnivore diet which is why it has stronger intestines and is fatter than Sawk. Wanna know about Hitmonchan's "skirt"?

@Nananananananananananananana33 Batman! You made me think of Plague's pokemon animation, "Choose your Partner". Also, why those pokemon? Wouldn't Delphox and those two rabbit pokemon also be at the mercy of those pervs, since they walk on two legs?

@@sebastiancoar1991 Well, as a bisexual, I do think Machamp got dem muscles and may definitely have its perverts.

Why even think that far? He has literal "get out of death for free" mushrooms. But like hell is he sharing his 1-Up stash with the pipsqueak, apparently.

I don't think dinosaurs were reptiles.

@@zachcrawford5 are you okay in the head?

@@blitzbase Most dinosaurs appeared to have been warm blooded and many had feathers. These are traits not associated with reptiles -_-

@@zachcrawford5What has feathers and paws?

@@blitzbase Okay, what are you on about?

lol same

Given how they must smell after all that running and jumping.. what's the real difference? It's still something stinky and brown covered in the blood of his enemies.

Yeah I’ve seen toad take it off in the cartoon

No? The non-canon cartoon is the only place that ever happened.

@@gligarguy4010 Mario canonicity is so inconsistent, that at this point there's really no good argument for anything in it not being canon.

According to Keegan-Michel Key. It’s not a hat. It’s actually a cap.

@@lucasmatthiessen1570 cap /kap/ noun "a kind of soft, flat *hat* typically with a visor"

That was like what, the first month Google went live?

Really? 🤨🤨🤨

@@dashy111 yes he did it in the first episode

I mean they are Dinosaurs/Lizards. In fact now that I realize it, a huge majority of the Mario cast are lizards.

Oh yeah.

(Peach points to her scalp sticking out of her removed crown) *Don't you dare even try testing me today you Sopranos reject* .

Thanks to John Stocker!

@@MeowthRocket What do you know! I didn’t get the English voices as a kid, it was dubbed 🙂

@Beer Wolf. I was expecting Toad to take off his shroom hat and have a little head; and then both Mario and Yoshi freak out, only for Toad to point out that at least he wasn't bleeding out... 🤣

Well you know how baby skulls are soft enough to go oval shaped when they're born? Yeah like that but even more.

Why do you assume they give birth at all? They are mushrooms, so why shouldn't they just send out spores?

Imagine if they just plant mushrooms so they turn into Toads.

@@turbobist2889 But the ones planted in question blocks end up eaten by Mario and used as temporary steroids that fade the second he takes mild damage from a Goomba

Paw beans? WHY ONLY ONE THO And why would a reptile have paws instead of lizard-ish feet anyways? Oh well, who cares? paws are cute.

@@WinVisten it's mario series

You bought that he was even *a real plumber* ?

His own creator doesn't even trust Dr Mario to operate on him

@@davidhenry8750 him znd his brother go down pipes and jumps on turtles how is that supose to fix a leak

i think they are literally just hats i think we see a few toads take them off...ok it was either the mario and luigi rpg series or paper mario series

@@mrroboshadow i think in the super Mario show he takes it off and uses it as a parachute

@@minecafterhd2499 to be fair idk if id call that show canon