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Mario & Luigi spritework by David Clarke (aka Xander son of Xereus): mfgg.net/index.php?act=resdb&...
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More Pokemon animations coming up soon, in the meantime let's all remember why Mario's world is incredibly DARK.
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@dorkly
@dorkly 5 лет назад
Sorry-o Mario
@novastar3990
@novastar3990 5 лет назад
What about the nonexistent world of Kirby Dorkly Bits?
@dorkly
@dorkly 5 лет назад
Kirby's already too dark
@flyingtomatoes7898
@flyingtomatoes7898 5 лет назад
What about Telltale Games' Super Mario Bros.
@GreenMetalicDevil
@GreenMetalicDevil 5 лет назад
Try Digimon? As mentioned on another video, it's one i've seen few make parodies/fun of.
@nada-qx9zc
@nada-qx9zc 5 лет назад
Eres el mejor
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад
Mario's voice actor is overqualified
@thatbloomer5642
@thatbloomer5642 3 года назад
Gotcha!
@whisperingcrown591
@whisperingcrown591 3 года назад
How do I find you literally everywhere? Wtf?
@therainbowmarioman8461
@therainbowmarioman8461 3 года назад
@@chrisisbored3308 W R O N G
@channelantenarecorder4820
@channelantenarecorder4820 3 года назад
I think everyone is better off not questioning this person's existence
@MordredStarfall
@MordredStarfall 3 года назад
@Connor Sorenson same..same
@Mayhemm007
@Mayhemm007 5 лет назад
I die every time Mario goes berserk. "Start the car!" "Wha-?" "I said GET IN THE F*CKING CAR!"
@mobboss3440
@mobboss3440 4 года назад
There's exactly 100 likes noice
@andesaurus3547
@andesaurus3547 4 года назад
aaaaaaaaa
@1179next
@1179next 4 года назад
GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO
@nuk4lear
@nuk4lear 4 года назад
700! Dayyum! Oh you got to be a fucking kidding me Run Luigi food is scarce this time of the year
@enriquevilla6116
@enriquevilla6116 4 года назад
Mario: *paratroopa abuse*
@AVeryMidCelticsFan
@AVeryMidCelticsFan 3 года назад
Mario: the thought of me hurting an animal is disgusting Also Mario: *burns fish underwater*
@Raison_d-etre
@Raison_d-etre 2 года назад
Like a POTUS saying there are good people on both sides of a neo-Nazi protest. Tell him he's a racist and he'll respond the same way Mario does.
@LW-lg6wn
@LW-lg6wn 2 года назад
Yeah and peta complains about the tanuki suit
@JessAnd2006
@JessAnd2006 2 года назад
They should be complaining about yoshi abuse
@sollew7434
@sollew7434 2 года назад
hes breaking the laws of peta AND PHYSICS
@syrusangi8743
@syrusangi8743 2 года назад
Same Mario: wears his brother's skin n makes 1000s of Yoshis fall to their deaths
@evaphan2720
@evaphan2720 3 года назад
"So, how did you all die?" "We were getting abused by a Red Plumber."
@mistylover7398
@mistylover7398 3 года назад
👻 : I slipped on a 🍌
@xboxoneyes7734
@xboxoneyes7734 3 года назад
@@mistylover7398 *Banana*
@mistylover7398
@mistylover7398 3 года назад
@@xboxoneyes7734 😵
@georgeristei765
@georgeristei765 3 года назад
@@mistylover7398 bonana
@fozofufozofu4892
@fozofufozofu4892 2 года назад
Banana gun
@Metalwabbit
@Metalwabbit 4 года назад
Why do I love British Bowser so much? Something about this giant fire breathing turtle dragon having a posh English accent gets me every time
@osmacar5331
@osmacar5331 4 года назад
@Jake Sangria we're still monsterous, just more cloak and dagger now, we can still topple nations just as well as we used to, just need one deployment of the S.A.S. for one objective, and the day after, the nation falls
@ImmenseDefencecemre
@ImmenseDefencecemre 4 года назад
osmacar bit cringe mate
@claytonpactol8851
@claytonpactol8851 4 года назад
USA: This Bowser uses cookies Across the pond: This Bowser uses *biscuits*
@makaramuss
@makaramuss 3 года назад
british got a thing with being big mean bad guys
@HylianKirbo
@HylianKirbo 3 года назад
@@osmacar5331 right.. xP
@supabonniearts
@supabonniearts 4 года назад
"ALL OF MY CHILDREN ARE DEAD JERRY!!"
@vincentdaniels5645
@vincentdaniels5645 4 года назад
HeeHaw Go to freaking Walmart idc lmao
@metallicaproductions1987
@metallicaproductions1987 4 года назад
SupaBonnie You know who Holly Is? *HOLLYWOOD*
@tekeshim9866
@tekeshim9866 4 года назад
"THOWMP NO"
@suckerman7gm
@suckerman7gm 4 года назад
@TheLuigifan8881 "So, you want me to get bigger, faster guns?" "JUST GET NORMAL GUNS. GO TO FREAKIN' WALMART, I DON'T CARE!"
@4569packers
@4569packers 4 года назад
AND BOWSER ALREADY PAID CHILD SUPPORT
@thatbeanieboi5733
@thatbeanieboi5733 3 года назад
Mario: " cruelty has no place in my videogames " Proceeds to burn yoshi to death
@mistylover7398
@mistylover7398 3 года назад
Lol 😆
@tord3913
@tord3913 2 года назад
Was drinking milk while reading this and spilled it through my nose
@sethporter9066
@sethporter9066 2 года назад
Mario: "We know you care PETA, and-a so do we" He says before capping a Koopa. AFTER beating it nearly to death with it's own shell XD
@iyusony8196
@iyusony8196 2 года назад
Tails on a bench
@MrBlitzardo21
@MrBlitzardo21 2 года назад
Hypocrite mario
@amvcity6076
@amvcity6076 3 года назад
Mario wears Luigis skin Wolves: So you have chosen Death
@mistylover7398
@mistylover7398 3 года назад
Mario : 😱
@Bonetrousle
@Bonetrousle 5 лет назад
So how’d you all died? *Oh I slipped in the shower.*
@disgruntledmole
@disgruntledmole 4 года назад
I lost my inhaler
@Jay-mz3cp
@Jay-mz3cp 4 года назад
I ate before I went swimming.
@SporeFreak2010
@SporeFreak2010 4 года назад
@@Jay-mz3cp I fell down an elevator shaft, survived the fall but was then crushed to death by the elevator. yup :l
@coffeecartoons5345
@coffeecartoons5345 4 года назад
*I lost my inhaler*
@kennethnwebb
@kennethnwebb 4 года назад
Real Ghost sounds like the Inbred Yoshi
@JaggedBird
@JaggedBird 4 года назад
The voice acting is amazing in these. English Bowser is a hilarious idea
@JaggedBird
@JaggedBird 4 года назад
@@lisamyers-lucas74 no, just no. British is the same as English when it comes to the accent. I'm being more specific. That's like saying Egypt isn't part of Africa.
@spartans-4196
@spartans-4196 3 года назад
@@lisamyers-lucas74 An English accent is different than a Scottish or Welsh Accent, despite all three being part of Britain.
@Novalaxy23
@Novalaxy23 2 года назад
well now jack black will voice bowser in a movie
@Bob-he9ux
@Bob-he9ux Год назад
He should be the VA for the upcoming movie.
@TheLightBreakingLad
@TheLightBreakingLad Год назад
Indeed
@michaelbatibo2740
@michaelbatibo2740 3 года назад
the guy who voiced mario nailed it. This is exactly how i feel he would talk in real life
@kaneo1
@kaneo1 Год назад
For some odd reason, I think he would sound like Chris Pratt.
@Pinkkittie5006
@Pinkkittie5006 Год назад
​@Richard Reavis this was before or after the movie was announced
@immortalyuki3153
@immortalyuki3153 3 года назад
Yoshi:Are you parents siblings or something? Inbred yoshi:My mom is my dad’s mom.
@neerajjoshi8395
@neerajjoshi8395 3 года назад
😂😂
@wastelandlegocheem
@wastelandlegocheem 2 года назад
The Joestars: There is another.
@AlfieM2010YT
@AlfieM2010YT Год назад
Sweet home Alabama
@jam_plays_games
@jam_plays_games 5 лет назад
Love how mario decapitated bowser only for bowser to be alive in the very next scene
@machinerin151
@machinerin151 4 года назад
Fake Bowser. In all castles with mushroom people the Bowsers are fake, the real one is only in the last castle, with Peach. I see you haven't properly played the original Super Mario Bros
@MikyBounty
@MikyBounty 4 года назад
Mario can do it 99 times in a row.
@gapedandamazed6988
@gapedandamazed6988 4 года назад
Quit being a smartass. He was obviously making a joke and you didnt get it. Plus he posted this comment 1 year ago why bother even replying
@YaBoiiMarz
@YaBoiiMarz 4 года назад
Also in the first Mario If you kill bowser with a fireball in every world other than 8 you see it was just a goomba or koopa in disguise so in fact that boss would have been a fake bowser not the real on and yes I know it's for comedic effect dont worry I'm not that dense
@gapedandamazed6988
@gapedandamazed6988 4 года назад
I always got confused when i was a kid. "Why does it show random enemies when i kill bowser?" But i knew that years ago and it made sense. Well i am still a kid but when i was a kidder. You know what i mean xd
@d4peters86
@d4peters86 5 лет назад
Toad’s house being rigged remains a personal fav of mine
@dorkly
@dorkly 5 лет назад
Andrew here. I like that one too. That was the first one I ever wrote!
@d4peters86
@d4peters86 5 лет назад
Dorkly Oh really? Neat
@nicocchi
@nicocchi 5 лет назад
And the best part is that is actually true. The game decides your prize when you enter the Toad House, and it's the same prize regardless of the chest you choose, instead of generating an unique item for each chest. It's one of the most clever jokes Dorkly has come up with.
@juiyersh3668
@juiyersh3668 5 лет назад
BIIIIG WINNER !...
@Dementia_Springtrap
@Dementia_Springtrap 5 лет назад
Juiyers H uuuhh that’s nothing go away Luigi don’t look at it
@bennythedragonslayer4435
@bennythedragonslayer4435 3 года назад
The amount of pixelated blood in dorkly videos can fill the whole ocean
@marybrown6290
@marybrown6290 3 года назад
6:35 all of my children 𝐴𝑅𝐸 𝐷𝐸𝐴𝐷 𝐽𝐸𝑅𝑅𝑌
@joshcreatorgalaxy8599
@joshcreatorgalaxy8599 Год назад
Rick and Morty joke.
@BeachBear64
@BeachBear64 Год назад
It isn’t. just because it says Jerry doesn’t make it Rick and Morty reference
@sockamine6692
@sockamine6692 5 лет назад
Dorkly Bits sounds like Breakfast cereal
@dorkly
@dorkly 5 лет назад
part of an incredibly unbalanced breakfast
@kanjiknight8471
@kanjiknight8471 5 лет назад
@@dorkly don't you mean Bayonetta-ohs?
@k1ngk4gl3
@k1ngk4gl3 5 лет назад
shutup_takemoney.gif
@logicaloverdrive8197
@logicaloverdrive8197 5 лет назад
Dorkly part of a balanced nightmare
@RNG7220
@RNG7220 5 лет назад
Yep
@JODA93
@JODA93 4 года назад
Mario lied. Tanuki suits are actual suits not leaves.
@devog1842
@devog1842 3 года назад
10 months, 71 likes and no replies?
@JODA93
@JODA93 3 года назад
@@devog1842 thanks for bringing it up. Honestly had no idea. Lol
@justuperaiyanyt4147
@justuperaiyanyt4147 3 года назад
Oof
@tomixravenloss
@tomixravenloss 3 года назад
Tanuki*
@JODA93
@JODA93 3 года назад
@@tomixravenloss thanks o/
@amandal1488
@amandal1488 2 года назад
Peach still making mario a cake even while being "regular" kidnapped is oddly wholesome
@mihaimercenarul7467
@mihaimercenarul7467 Год назад
Wtf îs wrong with you
@Palindrome78
@Palindrome78 Год назад
Not sure why I laughed so hard at "Oh no, it's wolves!" 😄
@harrymillar4193
@harrymillar4193 10 месяцев назад
Literally my favourite line out of all of Dorkly
@ultrad-rex1389
@ultrad-rex1389 4 года назад
Bowser? Afraid of wolves? Why not have Mario ride a wolf instead of a Yoshi? *Edit* - _Why the F does this have so many likes?_
@YMangaka
@YMangaka 4 года назад
Cause Mario isnt Midna.
@radioactivian4412
@radioactivian4412 4 года назад
cause all the wolves in the mario universe have rabies
@YMangaka
@YMangaka 3 года назад
@Blue Toad lol thanks, my favorite Toad. X3
@iceicicle3046
@iceicicle3046 3 года назад
the wolf would eat mario....and then go eat bowser
@prptheawesome4911
@prptheawesome4911 3 года назад
I mean would you not bet afraid of wolves
@Bangcat
@Bangcat 4 года назад
The Mario goes berserk one never gets old.
@Historicutuber
@Historicutuber 4 года назад
I love it haha
@ht82smash42
@ht82smash42 3 года назад
Amen to that
@IlyaNLeo
@IlyaNLeo 3 года назад
@@Historicutuber I said start THE CAAC) xD
@deborahfischer4578
@deborahfischer4578 3 года назад
GET IN THE F****** CAR
@Ferrari255GTO
@Ferrari255GTO 3 года назад
The entire video is pure gold
@ilimatroid8619
@ilimatroid8619 2 года назад
12:06 I just love how the Super Metroid intro music fits soo good in there.
@jamesmarowa9434
@jamesmarowa9434 Год назад
Mario: I wouldn't even think of hurting an animal Also Mario: *Violates the laws of physics and nature just to kill a fish underwater with fire*
@aaroniter891
@aaroniter891 5 лет назад
“I can’t believe peta accused me of harming a animal to wear his skin” -Mario Also Mario- *proceeds to kill and harm every single creature that stands before him*
@somerandomashellperson7130
@somerandomashellperson7130 4 года назад
He never put on any of the skin correct?
@beyondblesscrissy4063
@beyondblesscrissy4063 4 года назад
Some random as hell person I mean, beating the absolute shit out of a turtle with its on shell, with blood splattering everywhere and then when it eventually dies after a very agonizing dead, gets shot multiple times with more blood and visceral spouting all of the place is on par with skinning a animal and wearing its skin to make you fly.
@Mr_Peas
@Mr_Peas 4 года назад
No shit
@civil_the
@civil_the 4 года назад
That's the joke.
@backlogs
@backlogs 4 года назад
I sure when peta does dump shit I'm linking that video
@Yoshi4theWin
@Yoshi4theWin 4 года назад
The title should have been “The Dark-a World of-a Mario Dorkly Bits-a”
@KCCC326
@KCCC326 4 года назад
It’s yoshi For the win
@mayor_assistant
@mayor_assistant 4 года назад
Windows 93
@greenpenguin0763
@greenpenguin0763 3 года назад
I read this like a Italian
@Aaron-pg1sm
@Aaron-pg1sm 3 года назад
Get rid of the last -A and you are good
@bruh4138
@bruh4138 2 года назад
8:34 Peach : OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT!? Mario : thats our new puppy ! His name is chain chomp. Peach : *it looks like if a bowling ball had sex with pacman*
@ivanthegreativan_rodriguez4958
WTF. XD
@tubevolts
@tubevolts 3 года назад
Me, after wearing a mask all day: "I can't a-feel my mustache!"
@drigondii
@drigondii 3 года назад
Mine gets super itchy
@mistylover7398
@mistylover7398 3 года назад
@@drigondii* itchs *
@Raison_d-etre
@Raison_d-etre 2 года назад
@@mistylover7398 *itches
@mistylover7398
@mistylover7398 2 года назад
@@Raison_d-etre *farts*
@Raison_d-etre
@Raison_d-etre 2 года назад
@@mistylover7398 You've got nothing but farts. Got it.
@leonardotravinci2007
@leonardotravinci2007 4 года назад
The ghosts wife was princesses peach and she killed him for cheating, so his unfinished Business was to kill the man wis wife was cheating on him with
@James-ce6dc
@James-ce6dc 4 года назад
well good for him, i guess.
@gytuj6722
@gytuj6722 4 года назад
You heard the story wrong, he was cheating on his wife so his wife killed him.
@selfloathinggameing
@selfloathinggameing 4 года назад
SkillShare Kirby no you dont get it ghosty boi was cheating on peach WITH MARIO
@rowanthestupid7526
@rowanthestupid7526 4 года назад
That... makes sense.
@khajiithaswares4147
@khajiithaswares4147 4 года назад
Is your pfp from tuber simulator
@UndernetChara
@UndernetChara 5 лет назад
"At last, the Mario brothers." "Oh no. It's Wolves." That part always makes me laugh so hard. Also the last one is definitely irony at its finest.
@serenitythelightone7541
@serenitythelightone7541 5 лет назад
Thank you Mario! OH MY GOD! AHHH!!!
@AvangionQ
@AvangionQ 5 лет назад
Bowser would wreck those wolves.
@zaiydab.51
@zaiydab.51 5 лет назад
I loved both of those parts. 😂😂😂
@pokewile
@pokewile 5 лет назад
Mark van der Wal d
@petersander5802
@petersander5802 5 лет назад
@@serenitythelightone7541 The question is did the wolfs eat her or did they take her as their mate?
@justagamer2091
@justagamer2091 3 года назад
5:44 i see Bowser is learning from Kevin the Assistant
@MF100
@MF100 2 года назад
I love whoever voices Mario
@DnBreakcoring
@DnBreakcoring 5 лет назад
"so how did you guys die? Uh I lost my inhaler" died 😂
@MrPhantaze
@MrPhantaze 4 года назад
Died ik astma
@skitten4671
@skitten4671 4 года назад
Bro asthma is a real problem, are you making a joke or do you not know what the hell an inhaler is?
@NOVA0335
@NOVA0335 4 года назад
Green cat he’s clearly making a joke lighten up
@skitten4671
@skitten4671 4 года назад
N0VA hey sorry I didn’t know
@Hello-xd8z
@Hello-xd8z 4 года назад
I lost Bowser's kids by Karen and got burnt to crisp
@shanemerrigan1994
@shanemerrigan1994 4 года назад
Even in death, Kevin is a great workplace asset.
@FormulaFanboy
@FormulaFanboy 3 года назад
"I can't even feel my moustache" Yeah Luigi. That's normal.
@tremurda_777
@tremurda_777 3 года назад
11:35 😂🤣😂i’m DYING right here!
@skywarslord4680
@skywarslord4680 4 года назад
13:47 Mario: *Puts on a peta power up* Mario:What am I now? Luigi: I don’t know, A animal abuser? Mario: No I PETA! Luigi:What’s the difference? Both: (laughing here)
@malikscott7062
@malikscott7062 3 года назад
I get it now. But it doesn't mean I wish I did sooner.
@geardog24
@geardog24 5 лет назад
1:19 Pretty sure Bowser can fight off some wolves.
@spacetrainbaby3737
@spacetrainbaby3737 5 лет назад
i mean he only has hundreds of cannons, bunch of tomahawks shoved up his ass, he can litteraly breathe fire and has a flying clown face copter thingy with a bunch of weapons, wolves aren't much of a problem
@thecplman1
@thecplman1 5 лет назад
@@spacetrainbaby3737 I don't think they're supposed to be tomahawks. I think they're supposed to be hammers.
@spacetrainbaby3737
@spacetrainbaby3737 5 лет назад
@@thecplman1 oh ok . _ .
@drippykong9344
@drippykong9344 5 лет назад
@@thecplman1 but what's the difference
@wizzem7890
@wizzem7890 5 лет назад
@@thecplman1 ones more painful and the other's more lethal.
@82pythons85
@82pythons85 3 года назад
The Beserk Mario and Peta had me dying laughing. We need a CGI Mario movie with this kind of self aware humor... it would be the only way to do a Mario movie justice, has to have adult humor. I mean it’s literally a story about a plumber who goes down a pipe and gets addicted to mushrooms while trying to save some hot ass princess (oh and Luigi’s there too).
@ShadowSearcher31
@ShadowSearcher31 3 года назад
“Ah the mario brothers, time to destroy you once and for al-oh god it’s wolves”
@nickvanvliet953
@nickvanvliet953 4 года назад
I love that Chainy was actually happy to see Bowser. Its cute.
@adad87821
@adad87821 3 года назад
i find it funny bowser was more mad at chainy for barfing on him then chainy litterly eating mario and peach
@Raison_d-etre
@Raison_d-etre 2 года назад
@@adad87821 Isn't that what Bowser would do?
@jaygooese4242
@jaygooese4242 Год назад
@@adad87821 I agree some screwed up scenes but still interesting
@jaygooese4242
@jaygooese4242 Год назад
@@Raison_d-etre this is my favorite
@BendyCrates
@BendyCrates 4 года назад
13:44 Mario is just doing what Peta's doing. Peta: They grow up so fast.
@dillongeorge5866
@dillongeorge5866 3 года назад
3:09 I saw that happen to Shuckle. Now I know the origin 😂
@memedealer5044
@memedealer5044 3 года назад
10:00 no bacon strips for you tonight
@WingedFire
@WingedFire 5 лет назад
So... You guys want to go-a haunt-a Luigi?
@dreibf3156
@dreibf3156 5 лет назад
FUK LUIGI
@TopLaHats
@TopLaHats 4 года назад
HELL YEAH!!
@coffeecartoons5345
@coffeecartoons5345 4 года назад
Fuk Luigi
@nautical_z
@nautical_z 4 года назад
Yeah! He put our cousins in vaccums!
@deadchannelprobably
@deadchannelprobably 2 года назад
Yeah! God I'm super late to this party!
@jacklox1234
@jacklox1234 5 лет назад
14:20 That sick bastard... *HE DIDNT GRAB THE YOSHI COIN*
@jacklox1234
@jacklox1234 5 лет назад
Jamie Roe sarcasm
@argonianvideo4439
@argonianvideo4439 4 года назад
Then? Sick bastard? Try 0:42......
@nickkohlmann
@nickkohlmann 4 года назад
@@jamieroe9655 Yeah sure
@lordroy88
@lordroy88 4 года назад
Jamie Roe take it easy it’s just a video
@Jess-iq1bw
@Jess-iq1bw 4 года назад
@@jamieroe9655 well someone can't take a joke
@generalpacman8608
@generalpacman8608 3 года назад
I love the part when toad talks to Mario when he kidnaps peach. Mario faces is priceless
@Destiny-rt6kq
@Destiny-rt6kq 3 года назад
5:00 idk why but I like how toad is saying yes with gun in his mouth xd
@GreenStorm8200
@GreenStorm8200 4 года назад
12:12 oh It's-a legit....
@ugn154
@ugn154 3 года назад
I love that one!
@BitteMann
@BitteMann Год назад
B R U T A L I T Y .
@romancatholicgameing
@romancatholicgameing Год назад
Gained the lead.
@Gaminghj
@Gaminghj 3 года назад
14:47 at least he cared enough to finish him off
@shuliu4804
@shuliu4804 3 года назад
Merio killed 26 animals during his “speech”
@professionalidiot1156
@professionalidiot1156 3 года назад
PETA would like to know Mario’s location
@breadman3841
@breadman3841 3 года назад
PETA broke the record sooner
@itzdustsans4978
@itzdustsans4978 3 года назад
It’s actually 22
@bataton7733
@bataton7733 3 года назад
@@breadman3841 I see you're not the only one cursed with knowledge
@adad87821
@adad87821 3 года назад
@@professionalidiot1156 so they can give him a reward for doing there job for free
@PKmaster12
@PKmaster12 5 лет назад
5:05 “likeamagesticanimalofajapaneselore?”
@Zekrom115
@Zekrom115 5 лет назад
No
@Spaceman-1228
@Spaceman-1228 2 года назад
@@Zekrom115 yes
@SUPA_NIKA27
@SUPA_NIKA27 Год назад
@@Spaceman-1228 maybe
@SegaNintendoGuy64
@SegaNintendoGuy64 4 года назад
4:51 Poor choice of words Toad!
@showmesomethingrandom4163
@showmesomethingrandom4163 3 года назад
Conspiracy theory: *Mario is a furry.*
@bataton7733
@bataton7733 3 года назад
Before, I'd argue this. But him wearing a cat suit in the new game, and a frog suit in older games... I can't argue this. There's just too much evidence.
@showmesomethingrandom4163
@showmesomethingrandom4163 3 года назад
@@bataton7733 too many furry suits to comprehend lmao
@whisper_woods7348
@whisper_woods7348 3 года назад
CONFIRMED
@wastelandlegocheem
@wastelandlegocheem 2 года назад
Mario isn't. But goombas are and so is luigi.
@RoccoSocko
@RoccoSocko 2 года назад
I love how Mario calmly talks about how he hates animal cruelty while he beats the crap out of many animals
@DanielSambar
@DanielSambar 5 лет назад
I mean, October is already over, but ok.
@ASpongexd
@ASpongexd 5 лет назад
Wierd flex but ok
@dorkly
@dorkly 5 лет назад
weird gex but ok ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-CksQPb-nYtQ.html
@DrawsomeDrawer
@DrawsomeDrawer 5 лет назад
What does that have to do with anything?
@diamonddog2638
@diamonddog2638 5 лет назад
No, it's October 48th.
@ozzyomega8674
@ozzyomega8674 5 лет назад
Hey, people start decorating for christmas early so why can't we have halloween late?
@Pretzel0740
@Pretzel0740 4 года назад
The part where Mario gave the coin to the shady toad and use a P-Block to kill him. It was so creative and I wish It was a real gimmick in the actual game. It is just so creative!🥰🤩
@ryuzakisfeet4729
@ryuzakisfeet4729 3 года назад
I love when Mario geos full on survival mode and olso siko mode
@thramusgaming2255
@thramusgaming2255 Год назад
This is the best version of mario, thank you Clint Gage for giving mario a better voice personality.
@lykanaslupus
@lykanaslupus 5 лет назад
2:30 That ghost is actually an upgraded zombie from Heroes of Might and Magic II
@ExistencialistaAntiHumanista
@ExistencialistaAntiHumanista 4 года назад
And when it devours Mario those are sprites from a Splatterhouse III's monster
@zaiydab.51
@zaiydab.51 5 лет назад
"At last, the Mario Brothers. Now to finally destroy you once and for-- *Oh no, it's wolves!"* 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jrlopez1027.
@jrlopez1027. 5 лет назад
XD
@cerebralassassin2185
@cerebralassassin2185 4 года назад
That had me dying laughing
@codenamedb6805
@codenamedb6805 4 года назад
Just by this comment the world can know that you like to be mean to people Everyone please stay away from her shes insane
@BeefeusSteak
@BeefeusSteak 4 года назад
Jrlopez You have used emojis prepare for destruction
@CrackyBros
@CrackyBros 3 года назад
3:05 “Huh, well look at that. I guess I finished all my business. Now, I get to go to hell. *YAYYYYYYY-* “
@Scorch12628
@Scorch12628 3 года назад
1:02 I almost spit out my cereal ✋🏻🤣
@theonezombiethatlikesnugge5539
@theonezombiethatlikesnugge5539 4 года назад
4:22 Mario gets a gun whanted a tanuki suit kills toad and puts him in a chest for Luigi Typical
@danielcamara8647
@danielcamara8647 3 года назад
Mario's voice actor is simply a genious
@fireskullbro6358
@fireskullbro6358 3 года назад
I love how bowser is basic level immortal
@luzvallin7566
@luzvallin7566 2 года назад
"Wait how did you bake a cake while kidnapped" No seriously how
@ChristopherMoom
@ChristopherMoom 5 лет назад
Darkly Bits
@Trash-bd1cb
@Trash-bd1cb 5 лет назад
Thanks I hate it
@dorkly
@dorkly 5 лет назад
this guy gets it
@jondoesvlogs4242
@jondoesvlogs4242 5 лет назад
@@dorkly I dont get it
@dorkly
@dorkly 5 лет назад
D A R K L Y B I T S
@creako4622
@creako4622 5 лет назад
And now you're here! WTF
@fxman9071
@fxman9071 5 лет назад
That PETA one was damn finny
@StarKnight54
@StarKnight54 5 лет назад
Funny*
@gba1525
@gba1525 5 лет назад
@@StarKnight54 finny*
@nikolazagorac5226
@nikolazagorac5226 5 лет назад
True
@markcampos4862
@markcampos4862 5 лет назад
Where is it?
@thebiolibrary5572
@thebiolibrary5572 4 года назад
I do not-a harm-a any creature, and-a nobody would do anything like-a that in our-a games. (Is murdering several innocent creatures for no reason gruesomely)
@Hellothere-by4ye
@Hellothere-by4ye 3 года назад
0:32 voice actors of both are so good i like voices of both especially luigi one. don't change them ever
@ricojones856
@ricojones856 3 года назад
“ I said get in the fuckin car” makes me laugh every single time I hear it.
@user-qh8zb4pg1o
@user-qh8zb4pg1o 5 лет назад
7:14 you just took incest to a whole nother level...
@callmezeldaonemoartime
@callmezeldaonemoartime 5 лет назад
Now I realize how dark this shit gets
@EvilExcalibur
@EvilExcalibur 5 лет назад
Yeah when played back to back they're pretty fucked up. Still funny though
@Geneo-en5km
@Geneo-en5km 3 года назад
Even though this has been out for over a year now...i always come back for I love the entertainment of all of dorkly's videos...never has gotten old
@shell-lesskoopa6830
@shell-lesskoopa6830 3 года назад
Bowser is such a strong guy he could have just breath fire at those wolves
@RabblesTheBinx
@RabblesTheBinx 2 года назад
Bowser regularly gets trounced by a 5'1" tall fat guy. He's not really all that strong.
@willestr8656
@willestr8656 2 года назад
@@RabblesTheBinx could have still gone in his shell or done a shell spin to spike the wolves
@stevenquartzcutiepiedemayo8272
@stevenquartzcutiepiedemayo8272 2 года назад
But then Peta would hunt him down
@vijayarajendren8997
@vijayarajendren8997 2 года назад
@@RabblesTheBinx hes strong but hes dumb
@creativeusername2202
@creativeusername2202 5 лет назад
“Biiiiggg winnaaa...........”
@amelchavarria6649
@amelchavarria6649 4 года назад
"Go to freaking Wal-Mart I don't care" One of the best lines of all time. Thank you so much Dorkly so that this line could be uttered.
@x_hellspawn_x9850
@x_hellspawn_x9850 3 года назад
I can’t say anything about the bullet bills because I never could avoid them XD
@_singh.angad_9903
@_singh.angad_9903 3 года назад
Man Nintendo should hire you to telecast these on TV 🤣🤣🤣
@barsabe
@barsabe 5 лет назад
When you think Dorky upload a new video and see it was just a compliation video
@TayoEXE
@TayoEXE 5 лет назад
Collab? Don't you mean compilation?
@barsabe
@barsabe 5 лет назад
@@TayoEXE oops :D
@theplatinumtrainer8648
@theplatinumtrainer8648 5 лет назад
Logan Waltz also a great way to abuse watch time
@TraXXXtar
@TraXXXtar 5 лет назад
ive completely forgotten all of these, but i know ive watched at least 99% of all dorkly animations, so im completely thankful they did this. this is why reddit reposts exist and still get so popular
@stardust_falls
@stardust_falls 5 лет назад
When you see pokemon rusty
@VyxtheBat
@VyxtheBat 4 года назад
2:32 "I lost my inhaler" lol
@iknowicked
@iknowicked 3 месяца назад
Nice profile pic
@madelynsadelyn
@madelynsadelyn 2 года назад
The end of the Toad House, with the music gone, Luigi's face, and the flat delivery of Toad, "Big winner." Was amazing.
@CXL_
@CXL_ 3 года назад
Best moment of the video 13:30
@subzerothegrandmaster6185
@subzerothegrandmaster6185 5 лет назад
11:29 pretty genius idea to ask peach which castle is the one besides going without knowing
@wokenlunatic2849
@wokenlunatic2849 4 года назад
5:33 never messed with the boss
@kymerastark8364
@kymerastark8364 3 года назад
Toad-napper: I need to inspect it to make sure it’s legit Mario : *oh itsa legit* Also Mario : *coin block*
@helohelo7099
@helohelo7099 3 года назад
Imagine if Mario turned into the doomslayer, this is what it would be like
@holloweddoodles
@holloweddoodles 4 года назад
13:57 Mario: talks about how attacking an animal like a tanooki raccoon would sicken him while committing murder of various animals like yoshi.
@Duval-In-The-Wall
@Duval-In-The-Wall 4 года назад
ShadowBlixen "Cruelty has absolutely no place in my video games" Cheese Bridge Area: You sure about that?
@DonnavynVomit
@DonnavynVomit 2 года назад
I would always kill an animal when I have the chance -probably Mario-
@paintguin9004
@paintguin9004 5 лет назад
Aka: if mario was more realistic
@nsxzlaz8569
@nsxzlaz8569 5 лет назад
Which one
@LostArchivist
@LostArchivist 5 лет назад
Not really imho.
@kem5350
@kem5350 5 лет назад
Heyy wazzup Pinguino
@Savage_Studios_Productions
@Savage_Studios_Productions 2 года назад
13:41 This one is my favorite bit. It makes me laugh all the time.
@lennyramon622
@lennyramon622 3 года назад
3.42 million subscribers are well deserved! Hope you make it up to 4 million soon. Incredible work, no critisism to make. Stay Healthy
@gluesniffer2
@gluesniffer2 5 лет назад
12:42 to 13:38 come on Nintendo make this Mario game we can handle it:)
@PAINNN666
@PAINNN666 5 лет назад
And call it Mario of War.
@valentinsapateiro7017
@valentinsapateiro7017 5 лет назад
Or DOOM : the slayer of mushroom kingdoom
@simplygam3r770
@simplygam3r770 5 лет назад
Hmmmm...... *super smash bros.... MARIO EDITION!!!*
@general_villagerture9818
@general_villagerture9818 5 лет назад
@@valentinsapateiro7017 The ones who taste the bite of his sword, Call him. The Shroom slayer.
@brainy1447
@brainy1447 4 года назад
Can’t wait for the new game they announced, “Mario commits genocide”!
@charsonic1771
@charsonic1771 2 года назад
These moments are dark and cool on Mario’s adventure
@saltygun1164
@saltygun1164 3 года назад
✋👁👁🤚 thwomp no! 5:52 👄
@Thibaut_Guerquin
@Thibaut_Guerquin 4 года назад
4:13 omg his death is sad, funny and cute at the same time, how is this possible ?!
@jaydenpoyser8418
@jaydenpoyser8418 4 года назад
Peach: “It’s Look Like A Bowling Ball Had Sex With Pac-Man!” Me: LOL😂
@Feelin2nice
@Feelin2nice 3 года назад
Well done! I thoroughly enjoyed them all, especially the ones about the big slow gun bullets and PETA.
@jasonkh4
@jasonkh4 3 года назад
It kills me that Mario and Luigi don't just speak Italian when it's just the two of them, keep speaking English in Italian accents LMFAO 😂
@caze269
@caze269 3 года назад
That's because they're not Italian. They're from Brooklyn. Didn't you see the movie?
@mr.pugstergaming1013
@mr.pugstergaming1013 4 года назад
3:10 hey a thought just occurred so if his wife murdered him after cheating on her and killing mario was his unfinished business doesn't that me he was married to peach then was killed by her then his business was to kill peach''s current partner soooo i think we just saw the king of the mushroom kingdom go to hell and wow i put to much thought into this 😂
@peashooter3494
@peashooter3494 4 года назад
YYYAAAAAAYYYY
@420roachdoggjr
@420roachdoggjr 3 года назад
COPIED ALERT!
@Somespideronline
@Somespideronline 3 года назад
@@420roachdoggjr no one cares
@credo956
@credo956 2 года назад
Actually he cheated on his gf not the other way around
@thegr8hambino963
@thegr8hambino963 2 года назад
What games was that?
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