The Seditionist Roundup Continues As More Idiots Are Charged For Roles In Capitol Riot 

Was the studio audience not quite genuine enough?

A woman's genuine laughter is the key to my heart. Stephen is a lucky man.

@@fabiofoxmusic3971 don’t get me wrong, he thrives in the studio, but he’s really found a groove here. It took a little bit but I think he’s making these home episodes work. He can interact with 3 people laughing more than he can a whole audience and it’s very charming

AWESOME monologue! this guy loves his job and is nailing it tonight. Ive been a fan for years and don't watch as often as I should. Great to be here, peace from Georgia

Steven does have an awesome wife. It's cheering in these troubling times see a good loving partnership

Its awesome. 🤣🤣🤣

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@Dick White It's putting me off watching anymore.

He is in his workplace "office," though.

Giggling in the background ☺️

Me too, and I hope more people turn in these monsters

He's never getting that hoodie back now.

@@avidnongetit8710 I heard about a woman who changed her profile on a dating app to show conservative political views, and every time someone hit on her boasting about how they were in the Capitol building, she sent their information to the FBI.

She's now pretty high on my heros list too! djw.

@@avidnongetit8710 // you mean the liberal monsters that have been rioting in the streets the past 4 years and did over $2 billion in property damage? You guys got a taste of that at the capitol from the other side and now you’re afraid aren’t you?

Known as "The Nuremberg Defense" (didn't work all that well for the nazis)

In defence of the n-zis though 😋, they were gonna get executed either way: follow orders and be hung by the allies tribunal, or don't follow orders and be shot by nazi supervisor/commander. Trumpsters have no one pointing guns at them. They have much more free will than the n-zis.

NyJoanzy, Merrick Garland will be doing Robert H. Jackson proud. There is a Federal Courthouse in Buffalo N.Y. named in Honor of Jackson (Chief Prosecutor of the International Military Tribunal at Nuremberg).

Now...wait a minute.. Let me think. I know I heard that somewhere before. Uuuhh...For some reason WWII is coming to mind; and something about Germany, Gestapo, and some idiot with a roach on his upper lip; I think it was supposed to be a mustache. Oh well, it'll come to me at 2am when I'm turning over in my sleep.

.. "...but...but...but the Nazis weren't fascists, they were socialists! It's right there in the name of their party! For my next intellectual trick I will prove that snowballs DO stand a chance in hell.

That joke killed me 😂

Ikr!!

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Best line of the monologue. I’m still LMAO!

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Ha ha.....Life of Brian.

Yes!

@@mfcabrini Mine had a pipe too.

Nice horrible histories name, lol...a shout out to the shouty man!

Me! Me! Ooh, me!

@@jeffhoward162 👍.

Stephen 😉

It's not hard to rationalize when this exists: www.watchdominion.com

He and John Oliver should both stick to the no audience thing. Somehow I like them even more.

Evie can stay though.

Reported for extreme truth

Over a million deaths caused by TB are reported each year. It's the worlds most deadliest infectious disease. The vaccine for TB, BCG, only works 20% of the time. If you think trusting medical professionals is a good idea, read up on the Tuskegee Syphillis trials, or the Quaker oats radiation scandal. We're all guinea pigs, pal.

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/10472327/ And another interesting read; that time the CDC found out the Polio vaccine infected 98 million people with SV40. SV40 is a simian virus that increases the risk of cancer in humans.

@@jimmyrustler8983 If you're going to try to force your antivaxx beliefs down my throat, at least: 1) mention that the occurrences and deaths of tuberculosis are highest in nations that have a low distribution of TB vaccines (like India, South Africa, Bangladesh, etc.) and that TB vaccines actually have a 71% effective rate. 2) SV40 infections occured from *contaminated* polio vaccines; the polio vaccines, themselves, didn't cause the cancer. 2a) use current data, because not only did you present a study from the late nineties, but the study, itself, is for the contaminated polio vaccines given between *1955 and 1963*. I do commend you, though, for using data and journals compiled and shared by the same professionals who you claim are using us as guinea pigs.

@@MxDae Guess I'm just being paranoid when the FDA lists Opiate based pain pills as safer than Marijuana then, even though prescription opiates caused 100,000 medical emergencies in one year alone. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-WU_EsiaaUGU.html We're guinea pigs and cash cows. 👍

@@MxDae www.quora.com/Can-you-sue-vaccine-manufacturers?share=1 Also, remember when BigPharma basically made it impossible to sue them for vaccine damage? Only because they were being sued and losing constantly. Nothing shady there, though.

Hey, this is the United States of Insania! I mean, of America! So sue the bastard!

Tots!! We've eaten a few piles of pandemic tater tots at our house. Turns out they cook in half the time under the broiler & are much crispier to boot (oven rack placed dead center).

I’m not all potato. I’m also other carbs

@@fireofevender5515 I thought the the same thing Stephen thought, as I'm sitting here watching this, eating tator tots and fried fish. Pandemic tater tots rock!

Your awesome

Of the two, I bet she's actually more funny... just not under the pressure to _be_ funny for a TV audience. They interact very well.

Wish I had that koolaid

Colbert has writers that assist (feed) him with jokes

@@trumpisaclown7280 What’s wrong with that? It’s his delivery that makes his wife laugh. I think that’s very sweet.

@@trumpisaclown7280 -- He has praised (and joked with) his writers and even the card holder frequently, but in the end I suspect he takes full responsibility for the content of his monologue. He probably has to approve it all and is experienced and clever enough to add a lot to each script 😊😃😊

So will the 75k lost XL pipeline jobs!

@Frank Silvers don't throw stones.

@@gunnarraiden5400 Arresting people who try to overturn an election isn't transforming america into a totalitarian government

Absolutely! If I shot arrows at my wife she would beat the crap out of me!!!! I am soooo jealous LOL

I know right!

I guess it's almost un-woke, though. Now it says if you have a gender, you can't grow a mustache and put on lipstick. Gotta eschew your gender to unlock the mix-and-match

The only one I ever saw hurt that much, she held a garage sale. Clothing 50 cents apiece; golf clubs, $5. Because she was a good person, she gave him all the money from the sale.

He deserved being turned in to the FBI not just for storming the Capitol but by being so arrogant and controlling he couldn't see her point of view long enough to support her opinion as valid. It's ok to disagree, but some part of me feels like he had some sort of hate and disdain in his heart to call his girlfriend a moron. It just disgusts me so much.

@@johnvaldez8830 To be honest, it almost reads as though they broke up *specifically because* she disagreed with him about the election being stolen. Texting an ex tends to occur in the immediate weeks post-breakup and the way his message was phrased definitely makes it sound as though the election was a significant factor in that. He 100% deserves everything that comes his way and his ex dodged a bullet.

How dare you say "woman" and "her."

@Relic Arcane Dude, give it up. I'm not even Murican and I can see the election was not tampered with. There have been SIXTY-FIVE lawsuits about it that have ALL been dismissed. The ONLY person arrested for election fraud was a Republican trying to vote for T***p under his dead mother's name. Y'all lost. Deal with it.

I agree. I love the show without an actual audience who feels that they have to laugh at every joke. But I think the laughter here is coming from Colbert’s wife and his son. Of all the late night hosts Stephen Colbert is the only one that can make me laugh out loud. Love his sense of humor.

Hope he doesn't go back to the studio.

@Tina20 I was thinking exactly the same thing.

Yes, but only on the left. But for those IDIOTS?? TO THE GULAGS!!!

They are missing a huge market here. Instead of 3 potatoes male, female, other. Now we only get one. Idk 3 potatoes sounds better to me. And i hate math

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@@shesails25 one potato two potato three potatoe 4.....😂

*/aims nerf bow* "Ow!" "I haven't hit you yet!" XDD

Amen, added bonus I feel the love they radiate towards each other through my tiny bedside tv Now that's rare!

some ideas for a better planet Matthew 5: 27-28 “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart. Luke 17:1 And he said to his disciples, “Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come! better stop producing / uploading / watching "music videos".. (or similar videos, pics, profile pictures, thumbnails, title names, headlines, usernames + harmful comments, bad words, swearing, lies, disrespect, harmful lyrics etc! on social media + everywhere else too. "Temptations to sin" / seduction etc. must stop) start deleting? censoring etc? destroy your smartphones, cams, data storage devices etc? would be better. remove temptations / seduction + other evil things from TV, magazines, radio stations, broadcasting etc? would be better. many young people are watching those videos (or reading / typing harmful comments, or doing other bad things!) etc. all over the world. and its NOT ok! parents? (or people in authority): intervene?! seriously wait.. there is more: harmful drawings / comics / animations etc, clothing / styles / hairstyles / behaviour, facial expressions, gestures, dancemoves, acting, exercises, sports etc. harmful things in video games, news, reports, interviews, vlogs / blogs, tutorials, movies, series, trailers, entertainment shows, video productions! (+ backgrounds + surroundings), books, art, artworks, calendars, posters, business flyers, catalogues, leaflets, packagings, stickers etc. (words, speeches (+ voice types, vocal color etc), music, sounds, visuals, references! etc) harmful things in stores and online shops, advertisements + advertising, commercials.. + better stop online dating and other harmful things! maybe.. support ocean or river! clean up organizations? (i think it is of high importance) (in india, pakistan, africa etc) + support animal welfare (animal shelters (money for food or new fluffy dog beds? blankets?, small fluffy carpets? (+ washing machines?), pet vitamin supplements, + pet supplies (dog toothbrushes?), pet toys, dog hairbrush? (parasites!) bath towels, medical checks, dental care? / nail, paw care? etc. pet heating pads? heated dog houses? (for winter or in cold areas), pet cooling mats / pads (on hot days, summer), diesel powered portable generators? (outdoor electric power generation) (to run vacuum cleaners, washing machines etc), solar lamps?, transport vehicles, maintenance work + other improvements, additional staff + volunteers, more safety, beautifications? etc. topiary?? + animal rescue ? (dog rescue projects in india?), animal hospitals?? (in poor countries or districts) or homeless people in your area? (btw governments should help these people! seriously. fast / adequate / individual support?!) support some of them? + always be careful: corona etc! or become a firefighter, volunteer firefighter (+ driver? (pump operator), paramedic or ER doctor? ER nurse? ambulatory care? or shuttle service? (for people with disabilities) + be cautious: corona, hepatitis, tuberculosis etc! become an instructor? (fire and rescue?, emergency medical services?, advanced driving techniques?, advanced first aid?, psychological first aid?, wound care management!? + preventions (decubitus!, contractures!, thrush!, periodontitis!, loneliness?? etc) (nursing homes / home care / hospitals etc + training seminars for employees) + hygienics?, high angle rescue techniques?, first aid for pets?, basic pet care?, junior firefighter programs?) start reading medical books? (anatomy? / physiology? / ECG interpretation? / EMS (paramedic books?) or nursing books? or blood banking and transfusion medicine? or dental engineering? medical or rescue engineering? medical dictionary? (illustrated) become a dog trainer? (rescue dogs, avalanche rescue dogs, therapy dogs) education? + watch out! dogs, cats etc. can transmit / spread corona! become an animal rescuer or animal doctor? + watch out! CORONA! (protection, safety measures etc) caution! they say: Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people! maybe.. plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard? a walnut tree = food source (for birds etc) + oxygen generator. + provide water for animals in summer? fresh water source? or bird bath? or food? (daily? or several times a week?) use checklists to improve efficiency? snowy days? become a snowplow driver? (volunteer?) or towing service worker? or pharmaceutical supplier? + be cautious: corona! new technologies + other cool things: Far-UVC light (222nm) efficiently and safely inactivates airborne human coronaviruses?? (+ flu virus and many other?) do research? progress? + installations? (in offices, busses, trains, cars, restrooms, elevators, classrooms, corridors, stairwells, hospitals etc?) .. could save lives. + improve immune systems? (food nutrients?) + portable plexiglass virus shields? (for counters, offices, workplaces, waiting rooms, buses, trains, passenger cabins etc) + air purifiers? (with HEPA filter) or cased UV air purifiers? + limit the number of customers in stores, shopping malls, buses etc?, keep distance + distance floor markings?, + keep windows / vehicle windows wide! open for ventilation? + stay at home? amazing tools for rescue workers: portable hydraulic StrongArm (r) for firefighters etc. ( jawsoflife com ), hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology. + there are more amazing tools! high rise rescue solution? SPARS parachute rescue system? ( cosmic-rs com ) fireproof clothing? + fire escape hoods?! (fire escape hoods and fire escape masks are designed to help you to escape from a burning building. each of these fire escape masks and hoods allows you 15 ? minutes to flee through the toxic gases / smoke) smoke detectors with LCD display?, CO detectors?, fire blankets?, fire extinguisher? (+ fireproof clothing, cap, gloves, safety glasses etc?) (+ fire extinguisher selection chart?) fire suppression systems? smoke extraction? fire protective coatings? (or anti corrosion?), seat belt cutter? useful gift idea? for family or friends etc. (or useful teaching books etc) support fire and rescue departments / services in poor countries or districts? (new helmet lamps, safety clothing + shoes, new equipment, fire escape hoods, thermal monitoring? (thermal vision will help you to track down a fire's source and smouldering fires in dark. glowing embers as well as fire hot-spots can be detected and fighted very fast and efficiently! + mobile infrared cameras could detect hidden hotspots or locate people in smoke-filled buildings), first responder kits etc / communication devices (wearing! portable radios), new vehicles? a turntable ladder?? training verhicles? new motorcycles? (+ customizable / agility / more efficiency, + difficult terrain / crowded areas etc), new firefighter / rescue helicopters? (certain areas) new reanimation boards (for nursing homes / hospitals etc), new lifters? (patient transfer solutions), protection equipment / protective gear (corona), medical oxygen??, ventilators?, AEDs + first responder kits, pulse oximeters, diagnostic penlights, glucometers? (+ strips), + various batteries (or battery charger?), blood pressure cuffs, stethoscopes, weight scales, label machines? (for clothing or other personal things), rescue blankets?, stifneck collars?, thermometers, neck pillows, heating pads / cooling packs (or aspirators + tubes, IV poles, (+ IV (intravenous) nutrition), breath exercisers, electric shavers!, nail clippers!, glasses cleaning cloths, non-slip socks! and many other good things + health care products (high quality products?) etc, compression bandages, medical dressing (+ anti pressure sores (decubitus!) elbow / heel protectors / pads / comfort cushions etc), CPR training simulators?, disposable ambu bags?, new rollators + replacement parts (+ hip protectors etc), wheelchairs + replacement parts (footrests, leg rest, headrest + cushion, armrest pads + comfort pillows?, cushion pads etc. to prevent pressure sores!), gel pads for shoes + back heel pads etc (+ improved skin inspections?! + treatment + reports + regular checks (+ photo documentation? with digital camera (disease / wound / injury processes! etc), anti decubitus air mattress for additional prevention?, + prevent hand contractures? (hand / wrist / finger splints?, hand therapy ball exercises?), auxiliary eating spoon and fork? (stroke hemiplegia rehabilitation training) comfort grips cutlery? (great for parkinson / disabled, suffering with tremors and trembling hands etc), medical alert system solutions?, own phones for all employees? (more efficiency / more safety), electric armchairs (more comfort), ergotherapy? (useful + less loneliness! + caution: corona!), water dispensers (less dehydration) (+ caution: edema / pulmonary edema / other diseases etc.), outdoor corner sofa + table? (garden, terrace / + all weather proof) + electric awning?, lighting solutions? + cool floor / garden lamps? (solar?, waterproof), teamwork + helping each other? (+ watchfulness, attentiveness, helpfulness, care, + honesty, accuracy, + giving helpful tips / hints, + politeness, being thankful, being focused), + preventing back injuries? (employees! / patients) (lift and carry properly. (+ teamwork? / use tools and aids?) + gymnastic exercises for a strong back?, (+ protect (treat carefully) your joints, elbows, kneecaps etc! + your nerves!), + energy and resource saving concepts?, tasty / healthy food? (+ additional: instant soups?, ready meals?, canned foods? for hungry employees / night shift etc), (+ vegan cooking books? give it a try? at home?) + other improvements, beautifications, more safety, comfort etc + spreading good mood? (less sadness) (+ please be careful: corona!)

@@technoraver99 The 1st few paragraphs, you sound like one of the Puritans from days past who wanted to burn women at the stake for being witches. I think they’re called bitches today... Your comment is not a solution for a better planet for everyone. It’s for a ‘better planet’ with YOUR priorities in mind... It is only what you know, not what is known...

@@technoraver99 tl;dr

@@technoraver99hand rest please

That sound bite will be used in court if one day they divorce.

I hear you - as soon as I get my second shot I’m firing up a Tinder account. Is that still how people meet each other?

I'm already fully vaccinated and bisexual. I feel like this might be my year...

@@kmick8108 I've had my first shot, does that count?

@@LupinLovebites get it Robyn

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To be fair, she couldn't have done it without him.

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. That's on him for not knowing that, honestly.

im not so sure it was "legendary". i think this guy is just so stupid that he couldnt predict the outcome of fighting with his ex while committing a felony.

Tru...still these rioters now say its all lies...wow that's a quick 180...bad Nazi the Fuhrer won't be pleased

she better be careful in the future and watch her back now, sadly

We call them coupsequences

@Relic Arcane How's that Kool-Aid taste? Seems like it must be pretty good.

@Relic Arcane Knucklehead.

"Coinseditionces"? 🤔

@Relic Arcane Amoeba brain.

I love that.

Yes.

@Ol' Dee I wish ALL savages were quiet or at least confined their rage to lengthy books were robots were more humane than the human beings.

Great quote. And it's happening here.

Even better: "There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there has always been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge."

Obviously due to homeopathic vaccines

Same.

Seriously!! I guffawed at that one. 🤣😅😓

Done: www.customink.com/designs/lol/rce0-00cd-mh6b/share?pc=EMAIL-40778&

That’s the rationale I’ve been using with all the naysayers, but I’m still not getting thru! 😳

Republicans aren’t people

@@anatomicallycorrectmuppets8180 I hate to say it but I agree with you

Conservatives are actually a minority in this country but they’re really loud

@@anatomicallycorrectmuppets8180 I agree. The GOP before tRump just wore a mask of dignity, but now the gloves are off and they have publicly embraced domestic terrorism, racism, bigotry, Neo-Nazis, white supremacy, racism, homophobia, transphobia, xenophobia, classism, elitism, etc. etc. Biden simply *must* take measures to expunge these traitors from office and into prison, no matter what the alt-right _(Which is now the parties core)_ may say.

@@EdaugEthanbYT Not to mention all the gerrymandering and voter suppression

Their relationship is genuine and full of love. That means teasing eatch other and having fun. I pray that one das I will have a relationship with someone that lasts.

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Prison name 😆

Ok... I've been living under a rock I guess. I thought the meat mountain thing was a joke that Steven made up. Just googled it. It's real? WTF???

@@occhamsrazor Yeah....Arby's had something similar a while back but they've added chicken tenders and corned beef to the monstrosity....unfortunately, I'd bet you anything that if you get one it won't look anything like the pictures...it'll be all miserably squished....

@@occhamsrazor I wouldn't know; CUZ they CLOSED my local Arby's❗😣

I think we now know what Stephen and Evvie's courtship would have been like if they'd met as kids.

Somehow, I’m suddenly surprised we didn’t gender those into potato tits. Because Murica

Evie's hysterical laughter after that was wonderful.

I saw that punchline sauntering slowly up 5th Avenue as the joke developed. It was worth the wait, though.

😂❤👍✌!!

There's what, 4 Toy Story movies, everyone in the world has seen, and they have Mr and Mrs Potato Head in it... SMH... How much you want to bet if they make another Toy Story movie he's going to be named Mr.?

Well, he IS funny, so there's that...

she's on the payroll, she has to laugh

He makes me laugh every time, and it’s taken a LOT to get me laughing through 4 years of 45, never mind last 6 months of 2020 and beyond Jan 20. The guy’s a lovable genius, best in his craft IMO.

Professional comedian with a team of excellent writers. It's all in the delivery, and he nails it more often than not.

I do miss this version of Stephen!

At least it helps make it more endurable.

Better than injecting bleach.

I'd be honored if some fellow Colbert fans would take a quick listen to my acoustic piano & vocal performances of JACK & DIANE by John Cougar Mellencamp and DANCING IN THE DARK by Bruce Springsteen on my YT channel in tribute to the United States of America and our 46th President, Joseph R. Biden. Peace and everybody stay safe.

Definitely 😁👍

Absolutely!

I heartily agree. Stephen's monologues make the pandemic much easier to live with. Unfortunately, now I can't get that shrill "TIIIINNY PEEEEEEEEEENIIIISS!" out of my head!

Hey yesterdays one was damn good too :)

I'd be honored if some fellow Colbert fans would take a quick listen to my acoustic piano & vocal performances of DANCING IN THE DARK by Bruce Springsteen and JACK & DIANE by John Cougar Mellencamp on my YT channel in tribute to the United States of America and our 46th President, Joseph R. Biden. Live acoustic with no autotune. Peace and everybody stay safe.

X

He meant it would be edited out before for airing on television.

"Press X for sarcasm."

Xxxxx

Me too 🤣🤣🤣

Never forget. Not in 1945 Not in 2021. We KNOW where this goes. We've SEEN it refusefascism.org/.

@@elizabethsohler6516 pppppp

@@elizabethsohler6516 Too bad half the country doesn't remember or know where this is going. They evidently don't read history.

@@freetolook3727 they were busy thinking about tossing a leather ball, fucking a cousin or invisible people after their non-existing jobs their voted-for president lost.

@Dudley Burleson You... might want to rephrase your sentence. You're basically saying it's amazing that people cheering for the opposite side of fascists cheer for the arrests of said fascists. Not that it didn't give me a good laugh.

Schadenfreude is a wonderful cure for four years of being called a "snowflake" or told I had TDS every time I said I knew this would happen.

Just imagine how good it's going to feel once they're done rounding up and charging all the small fry and arrest the ones who actually incited the coup.

@@jarrysciligo5395 One bad thing for me though...i found out last month that an old friend of mine who I grew up with was there and he was the one who dragged Officer Fanone down and held him down while others beat on him. I cried a lot after that. Jan 6 was the worst day for me as an American since 9/11...My friend needs to pay the price.

You and me both, highlight of my day.

Evidence is very lucky to be around such a creative man! The laughs never STOP😂😂

Evie darn spellcheck🤣🤣

Evie is the cutest

YAAAAS 🎉🎉💃💃💃💃💕 love Evie

@@suzetteyoung57 Be thankful it was only that. Here are some laugh-out-loud worse ones... www.pinterest.com/lifeofreilly64/damnyouautocorrect/

Yeppers.....

Please

Yet again, New Message me to the punch...

Ruining the world lol

LOL

Idiot Richard sent himself to prison. But you did good girl

Cool Umbrella Corp symbol.

@@nodaknegan9111 It's even the "old" Umbrella logo,... so as far as we know, Umbrella could have been part in all this. O.o (terrible attempt in a joke,.... I apologize for it)

@@MalO.ver1.0.x right lol. I'm set for that eventuality. I live in the woods 15 miles from the nearest small ass town. I also have a total of five wells on my 350 acres and several buildings. I just need to build sniper towers and jangly traps.

LOL! Only the highest IQ people leave comments here!

I don't know if it is the best but their genuine and wholesome relationship certainly makes the show really great.

It has a mustache on top of it...so now who is Mrs potato head married to? Lol

So I was curious, if they got rid of mr potato head was Mrs potato head following suit? But when I looked it up, it turns out neither of them are going anywhere. Both p. heads are remaining just as they are, merely the brand name was changed to potato head.

@@fisharepeopletoo9653 oh sounds good lol

I mean, aren't these the same people that have assigned a sexual preference to a damn absorbent cleaning implement?

@@ccggenius what's that?

What do motorized personal scooters have to do with this?

@Richard Pierpoint lol thank you spelling fail

This is the funniest episode in the past year ish.

@@toogaytofunction3029 bruh really? He used to be funny back before the late show when he had the Colbert report hes gotten really cringey lately

@@MrUrbanApollo Pretty sure that was way before "the past year ish". Closer to a decade ago if I'm not mistaken.

Look, I hear what you're saying, but regardless of the fairness of it, for some of us, that just isn't enough, and we gotta run onstage

@Real Aiglon coming from the unoriginal response to sound interesting.

colbert isn't that bad. You don't have to watch the video if you don't want

@Real Aiglon Absolutely true! So many people can’t think on their own any more. Very worrying for humanity’s future.

@Real Aiglon Not sure what you're talking about, almost no RU-vid comments are Carlin quotes. Unless Just Jeanne posts a lot of them and you're noticing Carlin quotes often coming from them specifically, in which case fair enough.

I haven’t gotten to that part in the video just yet but I’m guessing it has to do with the GOP?

@@Justusson nope just some wholesome goodness

Sounds like a "Me Too" moment.

And we won't soon forget the rants about genitals on every comment section for Don Lemon and Anderson Cooper. Apparently that's become a deletable offense. Finally. Or maybe the whole group gave each other a serious communicable disease. Making Malthus look good. Sigh.

4 with good behavior

Tater tot

When I was a kid we used REAL potatoes to poke face parts into.

Or just leave them alone since kids enjoyed them as is for decades.

Shapiro is SO un-a-peeling...

Bangers of mash really!

They are acting like they never gave Mrs Potato head a mustach, or Mr some lucious lips. Come oooooooon that was the best part! If there was ANY toy you could fuck around with Gender wise. It was that freaky spud. Loooool They call us snowflakes. No, I am just trans, and I had fun with potatos lmao

Stick a fork in ‘im, he’s done!

I'm not right wing but some things are getting pretty silly. I always thought you got make mr/ mrs potato head into whatever you wanted.

Monica your words are my thoughts too. Thank you. I always hoped to find a love like these 2. It's not like other couples. It's genuine and time tested. ☮️

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It's funny b/c it's true. :D

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Aye The Life of Brian .. Yes Reg If you need a refresher i Have found it Free You Tube Movies and put them on my Playlist .. Deluxe Eclectic Movies .. some other cool stuff

Yes! Meanwhile....GOP (role of the Black Night)! 😂🤣

@@seasiren2619 GOP "I'm invincible!"

Right up there with “A piston engine???”

@@seasiren2619 LOL We are not quite Dead Yet

It's a scene from Monty Python's "The Life of Brian." Great movie.

same here !!! pay that writer double this week !~!

@@stefanbjarnason251 RIP, Terry Jones.

Everyone (!) should watch that movie at least 10 times in his life 👍🏻😉

No! The Messiah IS BLACK ACCORDING TO THE BIBLE

Leonaza7 They ruin their lives for a man who never really cared about them. The failed coup is behind him and he has moved on. The Proud Boys and all the others are on their own to fend for themselves. Trump sleeps in his luxurious bed at night, while many of them are sleeping in a jail cell. They're the last thing on his mind as he golfs in Florida and cooking up his next con. He may be thinking of a way to have those tens of millions of voters send him more money. We told them that Trump is a liar and con man, but they didn't believe, so they had to learn the hard way.

Were they though?

Um. They weren't good citizens.

There is a specific type of individual that would fall so deeply in love with a Mr Trump personally, and view him like all knowing God.

"...good and upstanding citizens" is a bit of a reach. Good and upstanding citizens work within the realms of democracy, not try to circumvent it because someone told them to.

A very naughty one

Ed Gein or Norman Bates comes to mind

I REALLY did not want any visual connected with that question.

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50 shades of grandma

Amen!! I am so grateful these are on youtube so I can catch them all.

Yay! Evie is the best!

Brilliant!

RAWHIDE!!!

Best joke ever! Stephen and his crew was on fire with today’s material,..

aye lost it at that lol!

@@Justusson I haven't laughed out loud this much since the first Hangover movie

marjerine who?

@@lauragn4300 real question, or just like trying to be litter her, like she's not important? She is the congress woman from georgia that was all over news a few weeks ago. She had all her committee assignments taken away because of her a tions, like talking about jewish space lasers and saying democratic members of congress should be killed and other conspiracy shit.

She wants the publicitxy. The more people that actually know he name the easier she has it fundraising.

That's because she's clinically insane. Not to worry, others have acknowledged her role and she's paying some sort of price, anyway. Let's just see if folks are stupid enough to re-elect her next time.

@@kylegesin7178 😂😆😂😆😂😆😂

it was so good !!

🦊 is having a meltdown 🦊 is fuckin NUTS

Most clever name & pic I've seen yet, kudos to you! Very funny

I mean...they also sold Mrs potato head parts, but it went on the same body, so I guess, if you think about it... Mr potato head has been pretty fluid for a while now (almost 70 years) Much ado about nothing, IMO.

Ah, New Message -- what would we do without you?

@@thefourshowflip yep, VERY fluid being the operative word 😆

All of us, honey! We all need each other! Be careful and give your smile to someone else who needs it ...

He kept me laughing which kept me alive. I owe him my life.

Meh, would rather listen to Joe Rogan or even Nick Cannon. Colbert is just the flipside of Fox news.

Amen I often watch him 1st then Rachel Maddow 2nd to get the facts. My blood pressure can't handle straight news without humor to cut the CHILL in my bones as I watch our country in the grip of madness... Thank you for sharing ☮️

Me too.