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Pick it up

The way I imagine people feel when they find my motorcycle in that spot they saw

@@jseden or when they see a mini cooper parked so far back they try to park there but almost crush a mini cooper

Just Cody yep. I always park my bike far enough into the spot for someone to see it but not far enough that anyone would try to squeeze in with it. Scooters win when it comes to city parking though.. bike racks, sidewalks, next to the front door, ECT. It's pretty much all fair game. I keep one just for this reason.. never have to look for a spot in the city

Omg 😆

Lol that's so funny! 😂

Bruh

🤣🤣🤣

Lmfao underrated comment

Lol

Timestamp?

@@saagabragi6938 7:17

@@saagabragi6938 Haven't you watched the video?

Fr

​@nodafy Was it not?

💀💀

but who would steal it?

@@Corsair8GB1x8GBi would

Burglar: **Leaves money inside the car**

@@Corsair8GB1x8GB me

...almost like it was scripted

@@lewisallan9963 yea but it’s funny so who cares

lmao

imagine the mpg on that vehicle

@@jwalster9412 he literally said 100 mpg

They were all not touching the guardian newspapers they were given

It was the BBC's last supper

Your pfp fits perfectly to this comment:)

the topics discussed on this meeting were the joke all these years ago and now people would take it seriously...

W1A before it was a programme.

Except maybe Americans, who are 6'5" wide as well.

@@joeq.public281 well its not like they can fit in a normal car anyways, so its not a big deal.

@@joeq.public281 As if Brits arent just as fat as Americans.

My friends dad is also 6'5" and he wasn't able to fit in one. The one they used here was stretched

Tell me about it - except for the soggy summer, it was better for me too. (I was eight, FWIW.)

@@WedgePee I was 22 in 2007 and I loved it. Felt like a fresh modern world. Ever since the tories came into office in 2010 it has been utter hell.

I know the new guys are rubbish and unwatchable.

So true

And 1997 was just 10 years old

That proves that the GT40 is even smaller than the P50.

P50 wasn't designed by daft pillocks.

Lol

Well, 50>40.

​@@egg0534 It was an answer to @Václav Fejt Methinks the chicken period got whooshed. ;)

He does lmao

mr incredible sis a sedan this is much smaller

Tobías Chaparro YEEEEEEEEEEEESSS

@@stubbychief6772 yes, but Mr. Incredible is much bigger than Jeremy.

have you ever noticed how jezza and mr incredible are never in the same room at once....

@中国的主人 mewtwo? Like the Pokémon? Hahahah!

It was a not-so-subtle dig at all the l efty mumbo jumbo the BBC is fixated on.

That entire meeting was just a bunch of five-quid buzzwords randomly strung together. ChatGPT could've made a more convincing meeting script, and it wasn't even invented yet.

That meeting sounded like something Sir Humphrey would say.

@@WackoMcGoose I think you missed the entire joke there bud

It wasn’t his boss it was a pretty famous news reader.

@@user-ns3vs3bp3e He was having so much fun with it too.

The boss of Radio 4 current affairs programmes maybe, or was :)

7:04 which department is this? The department of the extremely good looking employeed people 😊 unlike me 😥😭

Boss put the car in his pocket and walked away.

Did that actually air?

@@nicholas045 I don't know. It'd be hilarious if it did.

The meeting topic tho

There is depends for that

you better go find it then

more like 90%

I wouldn't complain.

I’d have been too impressed to be disappointed lol

I see it as being provided a chair.

Woth no reverse gear

same

Same

Very common reaction...

Yeah I feel bad for you

I mean I was young and the things they talked about were just too out of my range as a kid to comprehend or understand so I always used to skip the channel but yea now that I'm older I understand Clarksons jokes and their banter I don't regret not watching it but watching these videos on RU-vid shows what a gem this TV show was back then.

Dont these guys have a show on amazon?

@@Cody_Ramer Yup, the grand tour, its pretty good.

It just shows how legendary the show were

S-Kara was* weeb

@@S-Kara weeb

if they had gone the route King Midget automobiles did there would have been a lot more of them.

You can buy one it’s not a original but it’s essentially the same thing except it’s made by a different company and it can be sold as a kit or a complete car and there is 3 different models to choose from if I remember correctly (also they are street legal somehow)

@@rhinofire067 would the different model still 50cc engine? Or battery? Or hybrid (if such technology exist for something this small)

seems almost as if an actual moped would have been more convenient.. and at the time it really wasn't seen as some novelty I have to think

completely impractical for everyday use, but it is an amazing car

Pretty sure that’s just the suspension at work. I think if anyone was sitting in it, they’d look the same

Nah it was stanced

stance nation bro

I knew your profile looked familiar...

Mate you've got -ve camber

legend said he's still there, somewhere driving his car.

Some say, you mean

Grammar*

nah, he just decided to run to be president of the US.

lets get the original to 100 likes! ;D

Today that would mean jail time.

I mean... She WAS pretty cute, in a "90s cougar after a 3-martini lunch" kinda way..

That was just an objective observation :-)

he was married tho

@@amsyarluqman1528 Check out the menu all youd like Hes just not allowed to order anything

Flashbacks to when Hammond pedalled that Porsche ("pain au chocolat" on the leaderboard?) around the track

هعهعهعهعهعه

Tell that to the television studio in Detroit become human

*ah yes, this is big brain time*

Am I late to the meeting? I've got some ideas about pocket sized and foldable versions.

@@flandyc4513 I Think I Hear Investors Moaning Outside

Shit I never noticed

You have ruined this review for me forever now.

The more ya know

Same

*Oh* *no*

That car weighs 351 pounds. He would probably need two or three people to carry it.

@@LeslieB73 ....? How on Earth did you come up with that number? The car weighs 56kgs, or 123lbs

Omg u ppl forgot u can drag it like a suitcase?

@@NeedForSpeed.2004 Yes. How could I forget. Did he also drive it too? I can't remember, I didn't watch the video

Why would they want to is the question?

Ganga Din AMERICANS Lazy? we have the biggest and best working class on earth; How's Europe's working class? I heard its a rare sight to see a Euro going to work more than once a work week!

IronicallyVague What.....what...what-Really?

Dumy Jobby lol 'murica

Ganga Din Producing things in America is expensive because business' have to pay 1.Accident insurance 2.Insane lawsuits 3.Environmental fines no one's even heard of 4.Health insurance for employees 5.Non injury-safety violation fines that would make you cry/laugh 6.Higher utilities 7.Wages that are higher than other countries. 8.And.... cost of goods sold expenses. The country is legislated into costs and expenses that are making it impossible to manufacture or work here competitively in order to bankrupt the country into BEGGING to join an international government that can make things "fair." It's like running jobs out of the country like bison off a cliff and then gathering in all the bits.

Max Fuller Going to work once a week? Now that's something i've never heard of. I'm from Poland, and from my experience, it's actually pretty opposite. I have not heard of anyone going to work once a week, I've heard about people who work at a couple of jobs (for example my chemistry teacher, who works at two seperate schools).... I'm not implying Americans are lazy, but don't go all "Yourop be so lazy". And though I can't see the forst comment to which you replied, I think that maybe it was more about the horde of TV watching fatass zombies that most of your middle class has become?

smakfu I suggest watch a 13 part series called _What on earth happened_ by Ewaranon to learn that the earth is not a globe. I got it in my about tab.

@@flat-earther qrd? how is the earth not a globe.

Die they ? Thats actually really cool

When can we expect to import it to the states or be able to buy it from the dealership?

Ryan Thompson Guitarist where can I buy one?

@@term-827 or here's a bright idea it's fits in the elevator right? Why don't you just put it on the. Baggage of the plane the under baggage of course but if your in a ship just bring it inside so it won't get stolen

Its going to be electric i think i heard

Excellent

Monoxide

@@kennycubensis8152 pure evil

@@kennycubensis8152 🤣🤣🤣

@@RohanSanjith what's funny in this? He's just correcting the guy

Correction: in a GT40! Clarkson fits just fine in the GT, with only the door being a difficulty!

As the old saying goes; I can fit into whatever I want.

@SHARKMAN 9854 if you're taller and fatter than jeremy at 13, well i have some bad news. you'll probably not live to your 30s. but since you're 13, i'll just assume you're full of shit like every 13yo ever. never lost that bet.

What you don't know is that because this P50 is painted TARDIS Blue, it's actually bigger on the inside

I wanted one since I first watched this video years ago but I know one microcar I witness in my country; the Renault Twizy.

Website name?

@@Oddballkane WHERE????

Then the disappointment of having to get groceries or worse trying to pick up a date 😂 Honestly though I work in a hospital and would love to drive one of those around the halls

@@waywardgoddess7219it can fit a person and bag. That’s it.

Put it in H!

and most arab way to notice ! #sexual frustration

Well, more "most Jeremy Clarkson" way of saying thanks

@@Bav_ar what Arabs has to do with this?

​@@wisenotwise2676 if you ain't arab you can't understand it

English

Phil Henderson you’d be a subject of the #metoo movement before the episode even broadcasted

Phil Henderson no I catch your point exactly. I’m saying that women would’ve been all over social media saying she was sexually harassed by Clarkson instantly.

I laughed too hard at this.

Chad Clarkson

Fiona Bruce doesnt seem the type to be offended by that specific comment in this specific setting though but yes, I totally see your point and I agree lol

The show was never the same when the BBC lost those three presenters in 2015

@@johnking5174 so true 😪

Real men don't need any sort of safety

@@fishyc43sar Real men don't need to be alive, in general. Please someone take me

Yep, same as my car. That's why I know how to drive safely. In fact all cars should be like this, that way there'd be far fewer accidents.

But think about it this way, if everyone drove these, no one would die in a car crash because no one would go fast enough for any fatalities to occur.

Not it the accident is listing

This time, it's smaller inside 😅

I actually made my P50 in Forza Horizon 4 a tardis, since it’s the only car that is about taller than it is long 🤣

Oh God, Jeremy Clarkson as the Doctor 😂

@@nicopavvi8494 SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE THIS HAPPEN😂😂!

if you say that in 2020 u will get a boycott lmao

As a Jeremy myself I totally agree

@@TastyTarco yup, the internet wasn't a full on vigilante yet.

@@alexm566 i

The most stereotypically British way of saying "THICC".

It’s a wonder he wasn’t sacked earlier lol

@@idc5309 because they didn't want top gear to die yet

@@idc5309 because the BBC can take a joke

@@matthewmclean9012 yeah... idk about that

@@redd_cat why do you say that?

Small as hell

Fast enough to do the highway speed and uphill sensor to keep up. 80mph + style and room for 4 and a canoe =)

@@moneybags179 so small it can be the fastest A800 drag car in Forza horizon 4

"how many clowns do you want inside it" me: YES

Lol♥️

Oi hammond my wife left me

Oi hammond I am responsible for several war crimes

The sped is alot m8

cocku

Hello same profile pic guy.

That cabin should be hotter than the sun once it hits 250HP

@@inactiveaccount6884 Thats assuming you could even fit anything resembling an engine bigger than the size of a clenched fist

@@PHAZER99 I can just imagine some asshole swapping a P50 with a VR38DETT or anything similar and complaining it's too nose-heavy/hot/noisy

Naturally in FH4, it has a massive 4 hp.

@@7ofredspades12 Get all the ladies at the go-kart track in a P50

That's John humprhys

@@Eliteerin who?

SebTheDeb probably someone really important/high up in the company

@@sebthedeb8423 Does Mastermind (if you know what that is)

7:36 That meeting is definitely standard practice at the BBC nowadays.

Ouch

Falling into one you mean?

Are you British?

Ian Turner

Kyle's Tech Channel Cadillacs glide over potholes

And have all of them sitting round a table discussing Ethnically Diverse Disability Access Policy for Single Parent Mothers! Also, the white man was in a wheelchair

Diversity indeed. When one person on that committee is a part of

@@austinwhitman2285 Ffs it was a joke. Go spout your political nonsense somewhere else.

@@chopsuey-- Austin Whitman more like Austin Whiteman....

@@austinwhitman2285 you probably don't understand what a Democracy is. Go back to school kid.

Peel trident

@@forof416 it's a p50

@@gameworkerty He turned the engine off while he was inside.

@@gameworkerty elevators arent airtight

@@gameworkerty last time i checked an elevator ride isnt an hour or 2 long

middle

It's a one seater (I think) so it would be middle

Floh 2802 watz teh juok ?

I think this car is very similar to the old Mclaren with their seat in the middle :P

depends which country you drive it

This Isn't Even My Final Form Boss: wut

Did the boss say “this isn’t even my final form”?

......... oh it is.

Lmao

Drive smarter next time and give yourself a 10 mins more next time !

Upgrades people, upgrades

Theres a French car that can do this. Jason torchinsky drove one at the lane motor museum

@@TheBedroomSimRacer da

Fuck it, just give it wheels like an office chair, all directions

no it would

It's the Dacia Sandero.

Has to be electric, otherwise people would try to drive them indoors like the video and get CO poisoning

Emphasis on safety. I would want an uncrushable roll cage, and safest possible air bags/harness for the whiplash . Youd still get squished in between a car and a wall, but its a car to drive defensively in, obviously.

@@deanromania6748 Lol dude, thats a decent sized 4 door sedan, not a micro. Did you mean the Dacia Spring??

@@37thraven I was joking because it fits quite well to the guy's description and it was a refference to James May.

Imagine the people watching this when that happened XD

is there a link for that video

It was a fake news report

@@santiagouribemanzano8501 ok

@@santiagouribemanzano8501 damn it

@Farhang Farasat Being short infront of a tall girl has it advantages too

😏

Somtimes being a kid too *is easy*

one is immune to their own farts

HYITHO Not if you have Tacos the night before.

Will B hahaha yeah. it'll be more like hot chocolate squirting out of the barista machine

HYITHO Best Comment today....

Will B I just ate 5 Taco Bell tacos 30 mins ago ._.

ciaranwalsh I suggest watch a 13 part series called _What on earth happened_ by Ewaranon to learn that the earth is not a globe. I got it in my about tab.

Valtteri Manala And now that BBC fired these guys and hired the entire Pakistani block from Leicester

It probably wasn't so funny to the BBC, they called Jeremy in once because he named his dog after a footballer, and demanded he change the dog's name. That's how uptight and utterly silly the BBC is.

I feel like if BBC was a single classroom in High school Top Gear would have been the child that is always disrupting the class and making everyone else laugh

+Daniel Renard Their Trident was funnier, looked like Astronut's saucer!

***** My guess... Increase in _demand_ courtesy of Top Gear (this episode) and other appearances. I'd consider this more of a vanity item anyway. For $1k~3k you can get a decent moped, which I find a bit more practical (though, less charming), than this car. Even so, if you got a moped for less than $3000, you could probably spend a bit extra money and some quality time in the garage, rebuilding it into a small car of your own shape and size and STILL get away with it cheaper.

+Daniel Renard you can get one online from a factory for 10 grand

LOL!

+Daniel Renard there's two new "versions", look for the Myzer M49 and Mobi M80(80cc - 2 strokes with reverse)... The Myzer costs about 5K, but the M80 costs 1K!

Skandiii 68 ç qqeti

The stig should do a time trial at the Test Course. Haha could take a while.

looks like a hot steamy diaper full of mud.

If it was slightly bigger and had commodities such as air-conditioned (since the guy mentions that it's quite hot and noisy in there) I wouldn't mind having one.