The Sopranos - Tony Soprano, a degenerate gambler with the stomach 

Aahahhahahhahahshshs this is so true it's gold!

It's a thing of honouring your debts.

Never thought of it that way, but damn. Yeah, that could lead to some resentments.

Man. Good observation

@@teamamerica5987 true, but u don’t like it? Don’t join the mafia. You pay for the benefits.

go take a midol

Justin Sane 😄😄😄

Justin Sane That was Gotti. Sammy the Bull saw it all.

@@PixiePorno Omg it's Mikey Palmice! You must have 9 lives! 🤣🤣🤣

Reformed Ex-DrugTrafficker I don't think so, it's par for the course. Just how it is when you get the big chair.

Living vicariously lol

"Glad we cleared that up"

Tony Egg ova here

Even if I had money..I could never bet like that..just hate to loose money..you win..get out of their..let it ride?? Bullshit..not me.

I'm not sure it was egging him on. More like he didn't no how to tell Tony this is a problem. Or just "No"

the Christopher Moltisanti guide to impulse control

You only win big when you have the balls to bet the house.

You can lose big like that too

My gambling buddy always says, ALWAYS CHASE YOUR BETS 😂

@@caseymckenzie3951 Wrong. No one has ever lost money after going all-in. It's science.

😂 100%

The writers shoulda done more with that character

Fawkin A

I doubt that guy drove all the way from Rich stadium, to drink at the Bing.

Fawkin guy probably won $35

Unless you're donald Trump.

Or count cards

Hold on to your hat when listening to these dessert people

Well it's a good thing your book means ugots to me, so do yourself a fucking favour and get out my store- feech la mana

@@thirdbnico lmao

...or the importance of fresh produce

There he goes, Mr type A personality!!!

Wine is technically food right ?

@@MoralesCorner on the other side, yes

Not enough on steering control!

Its that nose of his.

the eyebrows i cant stand em

Fuckin Cliff Notes ovah heah.

*the*

“Shah of Iran with a shinebox”

Boston Ghost Fucking gold. 😂

Fucken Makazian ova heer

If he advised against and it won he'd never be forgiven. Best to kiss ass

Sil was a terrible gambler himself, as revealed in season 2

All these guys are gambling addicts. They finance their own habits by preying on other gamblers through bookmaking and shylocking.

Misery loves company. No need to say more.

He never had the makings of a Tom Hagen.

not saying this to anyone in particular, but... gambling is designed to fuck with your brain's reward system, it causes cravings like any other drug. sometimes you just gotta recognize that and endure the discomfort of the cravings without acting on them. the longer you reject those cravings and choose not to gamble, the easier it gets.

Damn straight, whenever I get the itch I have a playlist of people losing big while gambling and I make sure I sit through the full playlist before placing a bet. Haven't lost a penny since I set up that playlist and it's been 4 years.

@@GeoffreyBronson is the playlist public? if not, why not?

@@stpatrick7643 I know what you’re going through, but you’ve gotta cut all sources of gambling. Self exclude from every source. You can do it, I did!

@@stpatrick7643 go to therapy for gambling. Stem it before you lose a shit ton of money.

"You gotta ride that."

Good for you

He's smart enough to know; 1) Tony won't listen 2) He's likely to get mad 3) He's likely to blame him for his losing streak

@@cameronmmj9291and C, that wasn’t his baby she was carrying.

He could have got mad at sil for telling him to do it lol

the rent! the rent!

He shoulda listened to his fawtha

Chris Pink The rent is on fire!🔥

Anthony whaddid I fucken tell you??!!

Why dont you just tell Hesh to go Fuck himself with his 200 grand? Whats he gonna do about it?

*Until his addict nephew died.

Carl Sagan over here

Lol

How da fuck?

@@rdbloom1You know, Galileo predicted this.

No

@@itsnotatoober Yes

its not evil laughing here, here he islaughing because hes on acid and believes his winning gambling is a sign from the universe that killing christopher was the right decision. in this moment he feels relief from his repressed guilt for killing him and thats why he is laughing

@@googleisgayihategoogle7458 Which technically is evil, acid or not

@@googleisgayihategoogle7458 peyote

This one theory someone once made called "Vicarious Patricide theory" says Tony started gambling more in later seasons because he started to resent his father for bringing him up in the mob life, so he started rebelling by gambling.

@@FunkSoulBrother7which only shows how sick he was because… wait for it…. His dad was dead before the show even began 😂

@@Rrr_558 The theory says Melfi helped Tony (subconsciously) realize what his father did to him.

If you were running a card game you would have him on the table.

you stay that way!

Healthy as a horse this guy!

*"I miss my violin..."* - Fish Lips

He's a pisser this chewy kid... Hehehehehe

Yes

Waffle stomp!

😂

I’ve never set foot in a casino. And I intend to keep it that way. Looks like hell on earth

I never noticed that. Good pickup.

Church?

Bro! Legendary

@@Lord_Bibulous yeah let's just ignore all of the schools, hospitals, shelters, etc. that are run by religious organizations.

@@venz8201 It's better just to ignore internet atheist edgelords.

@@Lord_Bibulous If you get nothing from your church you should probably seek a new one.

Definitely the most likable mobster in the whole show. And he has some hilarious moments throughout the show

Nothing I'm excited , what do you want ?

He’s the underboss. He knows that if Tony croaks he’s gonna have to support his family. So when he sees him gambling it concerns him.

he knew who won before it happened, just like Quasimodo

@@bigdaddytrips6197 I’m in awr of you

HILARIOUS!!!

Brilliant

Primordial _ Good one!

I can hear Cocos laugh when ever I think about that scene

Good one!

He’s excited, what do you want from him?

Yeah?

@benadryl cabbagepatch And Tony was uncharacteristically forgiving of this.

@benadryl cabbagepatch it was a tough assignment. never kill a drummer. not many of us around

"Stay out of the way" "Marry the Bosse's sister"

Tony could afford it though. Even after borrowing the 200k from Hesh he was still paying the vig

@@TWH442 You're missing the point. It's not about paying the vig or paying any amount of money back. It's a principle thing.

Their kids went to the same school.

@@MisterMcKinney (SLAP)

@@TWH442 , Hesh was an asshole for making Tony pay the vig. 😂

When I wanted a tissue to dry my tears, I compromised and used some toilet paper.

so dish out 60 dollars and buy it on prime

It’s on sky

It’s on tivi for free

I wanted a ribeye, I comprised. I ate carne asada instead.

What a pig

Was Satriale's over a gambling debt? I thought it was about protection money.

@@mattiti8523 It's revealed by Tony's father that he was in fact a gambler and he refused to pay back his money

@@irishredenjoyer OK thanks!

It takes two to gamble. Bookies are by definition, also gambling. That must have escaped Johnny Boy's notice.

He started noticing tony had a problem

Gambling is just addictive as drugs u get a certain high from winning

He wasn’t really shitting on him he was just mad he prolly had 25000 or some shit on his bet

Perfect

Casino reference, have a like.

@@80xlulz Ikr!

You copied that from Casino

Alright “Ace”.... Lol....

What do u mean? Give an example please

@@zaksmith4094 he had short hands.

@@zaksmith4094 after losing to bobby he keeps insisting on he would ve won the fight if he wasnt injiured before.

Pop fly mountain lake.

@Eddy yeah, when you're younger you see him as a tough guy with a temper and it's kind of fun to watch him spaz out. But as an adult, he's just kind of a dick.

less paedophilic too

Lex Express 3 years in a row now..

lets talk john, about the 500lb elephant in the room

First off, that hasn’t been established yet.

great comment

Up in da club

Furio saying that, just out of nowhere was hilarious.

dont bitch to me

Wasn’t it, “Bedda widda yo head! Not over eet.”

Supida Faking gaim

Matty guess he’d have to spend it on a fuckin time machine to be in that movie.

To bad "the many saints of newark" take place before that even happened 😂

plus his stake back

Don't make me unretire John LoCicero.

BUFFALO fcKIN AYE! Wooooooo!

I remember I spent an entire check on 1 hand of black jack. Dealer flipped the black jack over before I could even hit. I remember wanting to drive my car off a bridge

@@soonermagic24 Did you? Are you speaking to us from beyond the internet?

LiqurMeUp yes. This was 1865. Time travel is real. Wait until 2021. Lol you guys are so fucked

@@soonermagic24 can I get 2021's state lottery numbers?

LiqurMeUp there will be no US dollar in 2021. Buckle your seatbelt

Should've

Buffalo guy is actually the one that kills Tony at the end of the series

I’m sure it crossed tony mind

so cheating on his wife was right but gambling wrong? maybe he was an hypocrite but thats my guess

I think he'd rather build a ramp up to his ass and drive a Lionel up in there.

Never say never.

@@robertbruce8492 Say never...he's a fucking shopping cart from here on out.

@@kamikaze1352 The ramp up to the ass. What ever happened there.

😂

That would be me. And Id still be happier than Tony

😂

Thirdy fye dollahs

gambling is ONLY fun when under 100$ are at stake, my friend bets so much on these games and gets so stressed about the score he doesnt even enjoy the games

But what Tony really hated was the fact he won and Tony didn't

Buffalo won tho. 28 24

Same as the English football team, when it comes to penalties.

I remember an old friend of mine said, "B.I.L.S.!"(Boy I I love losing Superbowls)!

I meant, B.I.L.L.S.!

Lol same, we’re hopeless. Last year was suppose to be our year and they still couldn’t make it

Needs to get the Pie O My treatment

There's some foretelling here of the last episode, just not quite sure what it is.

Ha! Good one!

Well played...lmao

smwuall*

He host card games were people tipped the dealer they wasn’t playing against a house he just ran a poker game

Chris Pink agree! The fact he killed him made it so much worse.

Chris Pink I never hated Tony more than the three episode stretch of “Chasing It”, “Walk Like a Man” and especially “Heidi and Kennedy.”

@@hoopsheavenpa That was the worst part, you're right.

And Chris really could have used Chris during the war. Only real soldier they had.

@@captainnutsack8151 That's the thing though because a lot of what Tony did was hypocritical and there were plenty of times he should've done the right thing but didn't. Like when multiple times he probably could have killed ralph or tony b or vito to protect the family and only does it for selfish reasons or as a last resort. Tony killing Chris wasn't about protecting the family because it needed to be done (like you said they should have done that already if it was) it was self preservation because Tony was worried about getting caught and he started to resent Chris after seeing Clever and thinking Chris hated him.

I think he was always unlikable; the show just stopped trying to hide it--it seems like in earlier seasons, there was always someone who just came across as worse (Richie, Ralph, etc.), but in later seasons, those guys mainly disappeared and there were fewer people to distract from what a scumbag Tony was.

@@insertclevername4123 , very true. He WAS bad early on. He just got worse toward the end.

@@insertclevername4123 Yeah I saw it as almost all the likable or good parts of a shitty person getting progressively destroyed by the weight of all the terrible shit he did, mostly killing and alienating his closest friends

I agree season five he was disgusting season six he was obese a shitty husband a shitty friend a shitty leader

very true. I tried to rewatch the show three times now, and I just can't get further than like middle/end of season 5. His nature becomes so overwhelmingly and plainly despicable, his redeeming qualities grow insignificant

same thing with the football match

I never thought about that. Nice catch

Great point!

Exactly

@@stefanodenton1900hmm

Lol damn I might have to watch that whole series again if theres a directors cut

I saw that episode. I thought it was bullshit

Husaam Maawia I think he’s joking lol

I won! I won I won da money da money is mine!

I'm pretty sure that would never fly in a real casino or horse track. Since the amount is that large, they would back track it to see who paid for it. Along with betting any amount over 10k, they ask for an government ID. Since this story line is set around the late 90's, they would have security footage of him or somebody else paying for that ticket. Long story short, even though the gambler threw away, what they thought was a losing ticket, nobody else can cash it cept him or it can just go un-refunded which is cool by the horse track's standards.

yeah ikr!!!

Yep

Chris:"Then i'm the sick one here"

That is such a brutal reaction to get in real life. It's textbook: I don't agree/don't have faith in you/you've got a problem. Double damage if you tell someone you're making a big life/career change and they react like this.

Maybe also a little disgusted that Tony is willing to screw over Vito's widow and son.

He could’ve turned his bullshit into a million dollars.

BUFFALO!!!

I created a Golum.

C'mon, stop it!

@@johncarapinha5600 That is the thing with us wise guys. The hustle never stops.

Do you have my vig?

Do as i assk!

Brett Wilkinson, me and my girlfriend have some great times in casinos. Seen some amazing shows, indulged in some awesome food and yes gambled a bit. I have never expected to win anything but have been surprised a few times. But I know casinos are not for everyone.

gyno move along riff raff.. 👉

How about a public toilet inside a casino??

@@peterppeters1708 yeah , that could work.

Sure is depressing seeing the addicts gambling on a Monday afternoon. But a Friday or Saturday night you see many people actual enjoying themselves

She lost 40 grand in the stock market..T would ask for his piece but wait there’s nothing!

Not for her to take smh..

@@localguy3141 None of it is legitimate money so it's not Tony's either.

@@mandalore1089 dumbest thing I've read on RU-vid so far I take your broke huh?

@@localguy3141 I'm guessing you don't read much...

I'm sorry Bobby whacked you smh

Zzzzzzzz

Well he made up for it in the women department, Sofia Milo's, Maria Cuncinotti, Annabella Sciorra, Leslie Bega, Sarah Shahi, Drea Dematteo, Dania Ramirez, Paula Garces.

Small hands, couldn't roll that 23

Hey! That’s DOUBLE UNDERMINING...I’m teaching my kid NOT TO DO! END OF SUBJECT!!!

@@stevewilson9778 gabagool too... Hehehehehe

@@stevewilson9778 he eats sausage but not in that way

@@kevincarter2020 he was gay tony soprano

Not in the lens. Can Borko keep his camera? Can you do that for him?

It’s is. Science of the solar system.

he think he is big mistake.. tony want to kill because cris was heroin adict..

Plus you can't trust a junkie

@@scoringforeign7073 They will steal , lie and beat their own mother and family to get money to go score another fix to get high. I've seen real stories of it taking place.

Michael Breindel I was a heroin addict, I never beat anyone down to get drugs especially not my mom

@@blakeswanson1322 for me it was those fucking pills ...Oxy 80’s ...turned my whole community into opiate addicts

DENTAL PLAN

George Kafiridis Dental Plan!

So along dental plan

Maybe he's an anti-dentite!😂🤘

David Fhth Lisa needs Braces

Its always same chance for 23 to be winning number

@@Eghyaggihn Hmm. You're technically correct. I was once a math ace until I damaged my brain, but after several chance-based events, does not the likelihood of a repeated result within this paradigm not decrease? 20 heads in a row without tails? I should probably research this phenomenon before asking you.

@@Grenadier311 does the coin know what its just done?

Pretty big bone in his head

@@Grenadier311 In the scenario you give in the original post, the 23 has already hit and they are deciding whether to bet again. So, the question would be "given that 23 has hit, what is the probability it will hit again?" In that case, the fact that 23 hit previously is actually irrelevant and the probability is 1/38. The probability of repeated events is multiplied. On roulette, that would translate to making a bet prior to two spins and betting it hits 23 twice in a row. The probability of that occurring would be 1/1444. Small, but not in any way infinitesimal. The payout would be very juicy and a casino in Vegas offering such a bet might be at risk of paying it out several times a day. That is probably why they don't offer any type of sequential betting in roulette, aside from it being a nightmare to keep track of.

True

Butchers meat

I’m sure you and him are very happy

Daniel Mcdonagh I’m 50 and did pick up some vices during my life...but not gambling. That’s because when I was a kid my father brought me to Las Vegas, I could actually get in only at “Circus Circus” then, and told me “see all this? All the lights, the opulence and the great buildings? The players paid for it all. The Casinos close in gain every single night, the players always loose”.

@@ClaudeMagicbox Well I hope you got over the flaws you made my friend, casinos and roulette machines etc they are designed to beat you every single time, a lucky win always gives people false hope which ends up becoming a gambling addiction. When the fun stops, STOP. it isn't the way man

@Matt Pizzano Let me find out you f*cked up, I'll leave you wherever l'll find ya

The* finest, by far.

Indeed, a free spirit.

Iranian + Spanish 💦

She's sure was

Hell yeah she is her and aleksa palladino are the two hottest to been on the show

It's one of mine too, and God only knows what he meant by it.

Tony never had the makings of a varsity Astronomer

@@secondcomingofbast9908 It's such a weird, dreamy sequence I don't know if it was meant to have any basis in reality. However, it stands to reason that if you could somehow measure the precise force used by a dealer to spin a roulette wheel, and any other factors involved (e.g. the force of air conditioning in the casino) you could predict where the ball would land. They are only allowed to spin it once.

Should have gone for that ribeye with Paulie

@@James_Price79 thank you Mr Price Jr......Sir...

You’re a pisser.... you’re a real pisser

The one with the Chickaree coffee.

More annoying than Georgie, but never gets beat up for it.

It wasn't just gambling.. literally everything bad that happened in the show. Christopher had something to do with it..

Eh, it's not like Chris was some angel. Wait a second. Chris...angel... Chriss Angel. Wow, what a mindfreak!