The Sopranos - Tony Soprano and his fighting career - Part 1 

Uncle Ben sent Tony to slip-n-fall school

Courtesy of Jamaal Ginsberg, the Hasidic Homeboy.

He mostly beats on people who are not looking for a fight. The one time he finds himself in a fair match up, he gets beaten. You Sopran-bros are something else... I knew I was going to find you praising him in the comments, even though every fight in the video is just him beating on random people.

@@katana2k stupida facking comment

Sucker punch is a sucker punch ☝️

😂

Lmao I never noticed that

And dropping it knowing that it can't be traced 😂

The whole print wiping is funny. DNA tests were already a thing when this series was made.

That's cuz he worked that stapler gun like a glock

That headshot on JT when drunk was great too to be fair

Tell that to Bobby.

@@PicaPauDiablo1 he got help from carmela

And Benny was a good punching bag, even better than Adriana.

@@guillermo7298 you forgetting about gorgie now?

Heard those 2 black guys went there as well

@@smally809 My Homies

@@BlaccSuave who said that? Is somebody speaking?

@@christaylor3911 Do U knw Who My Fawtha was?

@@BlaccSuave Your WHAT?

Against the Russian was definitely a W via submission

@@borko1990 russians?? They're not all bad.. Hehehe

@@borko1990 Tony Soprano under Pride rules would have submitted all his opponents via testicular suffocation and heavy breathing, no need to even throw any punches or kicks.

@@borko1990 I saw that movie! I thought it was bullshit!

Gandolfini actually did some boxing training when he was younger if I recall

This made me wheeze omg lol

A sucker punch is a sucker punch

@@hanklesacks all Tony’s wins started from sucker punch

Although Tony never had the makings of a varsity fighter.

​@@Eldron2027now that i think about it..

*less fat

Patricia Arquette would chose to disagree 😂

​@@datbtruelol

@@getschwifty9531 😅👍

@@fa6652less portly you mean

Lmaoo

That guy just got Spanked like it was from his own daddy! 🤣 👍

@@k-dogg9086 tony is a hypocrite

Tony killing hardworking innocent fathers with a family because they owned money 🤩

@@ToroBravo144 Guess not so innocent then huh

Lmao he may have not been a varsity athlete but he sure was a hell of a fighter 😂😂

It's funnier when you see the whole scene: Tony was crying like a fucking baby all the way to Irina's place singing Oh gil by The Chi-Lites

Adulterer used to be whipped with leather belts

Like father, like son.

I wish it was a proper thick belt

He was the US golfer right?

I did-ent bottom out. I just made the mistake of not going to the shore

@@JackieAprileJr was the crank good?

@@Bigbigpoopi yeah. I get it off my friend Bruce

After all,he was the hair apparent.

"That too.." 🤣

@@Tony-112😂😂😂😂😂

What, was she barking?

I’m a made guy!!

Yeah, it was always low-key hysterical. People who didn't watch it, didn't get that part.

Haha yeah!

You don’t wanna go head up with the Cutt Dawg!!

Kevin "Fast Hands" Finnerty

Dennis on a potential fight with Tony Soprano: "I don't want it" Anyone who gets the joke is a legend

he never had the making of a varsity athlete

@@HipHopAn0n 😅😅😅😅😅 Tony: Dennis aint Dennis no more 😫😪😭

They didnt like him either

thats because they were too scared to hit back lmao, not because they couldn’t beat up old men

@@tonym6193 exactly 😂

@@tonym6193 you don't get to be an older guy in that business being soft either.

@@caseylayton4898 That’s debatable. Paulie boasts about surviving the Colombo’s which, knowing him, probably meant weaselling under the radar while playing both sides. There’s more than one way to get to old age.

Mobsters are effective when they’re the one to hit first, normal people don’t resort to violence as fast so these dudes win fights by simply going to that level first.

They should have put him in the movie

Beat him with the timing belt? That is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

@@spencer9093 Shecky Green ova here

Big enough to grab that guy's family jewels

I don't know if you meant to type timing belt but that was randomly funny lol

@@chefboiardeeznutz9881 Yessir The Timing beeeellllltttt!

The perks of being a feared mafia boss.

The law would be too intimidated to touch him ..most of the time .

Even if they’re is witnesses police really don’t care about assault charges cuz they’ll forget about in like a month or two

John Gotti was arrested for beating up a truck driver (Gotti was blocking the street with his car, while using a payphone. The truck driver beeped his horn, and, Gotti pulled him out and beat him mercilessly). The truck driver agreed to testify. At trial, when asked, "do you see the man who attacked you in court today ?", The truck driver answered, "no, I can't be sure, I can't remember". Gotti was released scott free. The NY Post headline the next day was, "I FORGOTTI".

He can do that when he has judges in his hip pocket and threatens jury members.

I heard Mikey had 2 give up tht nice suit

@@BlaccSuave he got to attached to it hehe

Hey let me get the number of that guy who makes custom cufff links

Newly... fitted..... suit

I can't believe borko put the clip of him getting his balls crushed by Tony on the boat.

I’m telling ya for weeks this guys no good

Ralphie's star is rising...all those unions...Paulie can't come near that kind of cash for us

😂👍

Agent Harris doing ballistics on the Stapler

LOL..Old habits die slow 😂🙌

It is a real gun. The word gun is literally in the description of the tool. Just like a nail GUN is a real gun. A gun is only a tool that fires a projectile. Perhaps you have heard of a rail gun?

After wiping it off on his jacket for prints.

Yeah, he did that a lot! That's a death sentence in La Cosa Nostra!

He is the boss, he can do what he wants

lol yea why was it such a big deal for him to hit Ralphie over Tracy, but not when he hit Mikey over Brendan

@@hanklesacks - That's not true in reality. A Boss cannot beat his made men! That's a rule in La Cosa Nostra. If any made guy regardless of position hits another made man, the guy who was hit is allowed to kill that guy immediately. That's a fact!

@@FreeOpenTruth I agree, I'm just quoting what vito said to ralph hehe

I though he said you got a problem IN those pants and then grabbed him

That cracked me up 😆

@@jameamason8697 Even Vito would have questioned that move.

Richie outside the executive game or patsy against Christopher takes tops

they would have to throw in bodie spitting jus because its so iconic

@@kanyewest132 Frm the Wire His gun is wht killed tht driver He and Brenden jacked

Bobby was a good spitter too

@@nickcast4711 you takin the side of a civilian over me?

Sex

Probably thought Tony was going to have sex with him too.

Zellman was hoping for the best but should have expected the worst.

Tony was ill at that point. And carmela pulled him off at one point. Giving bobby a breather.

Do not forget Uncle Ben, he knocked out Tony with nothing but a glance

Not to mention, a sucker punch is a sucker punch.

Plenty of people could have. His heart was basically hanging on by a thread by season 5.

He slipped on the carpet you don't think that makes a difference?

Bruh the humiliation... how could your girl bang you as a man after that? He gotta find a new woman lol

But Zelman is a New Jersey Assemblyman, he can’t exactly just move to a new state

@Chuck Buskee not in this case lmaooo

@@DeeSee25 Zellmann wasn’t exactly a man.

​@@bobbyfischerman4811what could he do? He wasn't a made guy .

That's deplorable

You're really something with that jerk-off name.

And when you're a bear.

“If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck”

that's why he always won. No one ever dared strike back or Tony just sucker punched them

Uhh Noo! You tell me one guy he suckered? I'll wait ..Ralphie, Scatino etc..they all seen Tony a mile away

​@@datbtrueI mean the unmade guy he walked up to and grabbed his balls like a fanook would count as a sucker punch

@@uncoomf3279 ..Wrong, it was evident to all , but yourself that an altercation had begun and would only escallate. A sucker punch is something that comes out of no-where, almost a blind-sided punch with no pre-warning in the atmosphere. .Even Tony had he not been drunk with Bobby during monopoly, would know to be on guard after his insults towards his sister, however that being said, that's the most evident and realistic sucker punch in the series. If you've ever been in a real fight, you would know the difference, There's no ref's or " lets get Reaaddyyyee to Rumble" announcements lol

@@datbtrue I guess we have different opinions on sucker punches. For me walking up to another man and squeezing his gonads is the kind of thing that would constitute as a deceitful cowardly surprise attack. But hey maybe you're a fanook like Tony that likes handling other men's balls when you have a disagreement

Showed how Goofy and Childish She was

@@BlaccSuave She was the best looking woman in the show in my opinion. Love my European women.

@@chefboiardeeznutz9881 Irina was one of the most beautiful. But plenty of others deserve honourable mentions - Adriana, Danielle, Meadow, Felicia, Anna Lisa, Kelli Lombardo, Dr Melfi, Tina Francesco, Gloria Trillo, Sonya Aragon and

@bigdaddy9489 russian women arent the most beautiful.Only blondes and some of them are.The majority look like those homeless romanians you see in the street lmao..But yeah Irina was beautiful altough i dont understand why the c*nt liked Tony if not for money.

I'm guessing she can't swim, hence the extra precautions.

1:29

Good thing he only used the leather part.

I think it’s evolved from whipping to beating if you’re being hit with the buckle

I was with a belt and even metal dog walking chain and I never screamed, instead I laughed it off to make my dad even more mad. With enough anger and adrenaline you don't even feel it. Now a tooth infection or kidney stone is true screaming pain.

Maybe he’s done a few times before, might be used to the feeling

He only struck the fleshy part of the thigh…

Come on huh? It’s an emotional day.

Belts! 🏆

This is such a fucking great comment has me laughing out loud on a crowded bus

@matthewtowers FUCCCC!!!! Tht was Genius!

@@littlea5111 Very allegorical

I can just imagine(if someone hadnt done this yet) someone editing just after tony starts taking off his belt, it cuts to the law and order meme.

Yes. True Balls and a Lionheart. He barely had any fear,only what stemmed up from his past..Most guys and their mothers 😅

That's not in calling all cars

Thnk You Mr. Borko Jr. Sir

You bottomed out Borko

AJ had problems even at 10

Tony Soprano should have been in Mortal Kombat with that as his fatality.

Exactly. And if a cop does drive past, there is no way they will go investigate a sheet on the ground.

😂😂😂

Junior relied on Mikey, he was an important part of the outfit. A staple.

Get a mail client or something.

Lmfao genius

Billy loved a good shine box joke he was just a kid

@@phil-Leotardo.171 it's a fuggin disgrace.. I know you don't forget.. Hehehe

@@phil-Leotardo.171 go home and get your fucking shine box

@@phil-Leotardo.171 no more shines Philly

Even Cinderella didnt cry

It was an emotional day...

Cigarette smoking man from X-FILES says what?? HEHEHE

He was having low blood sugar.

To get belted like a woman? It's a fuckin' disgrace!

"You may know who we are, but WE KNOW who you are"..

"Shrimp n lobster were best".

@@purplesword5536 " Stop wit dose drugs, there making your mind into mush. "

@@adamchewy2284 "make that coffee to go''.

@@purplesword5536 Tell Him Youll take em bacc

Poor you!

You got a problem besides those pants?

It’s kozyol (козёл) - a male goat, Russian curse word.

Back up dere blutto.. Hehehe

@@purplesword5536 Oooohhh!!!! Ladies room next door

You're delirious......have a cookie

@@1122reyes Nobody's got AIDS! And I dnt wanna here tht word n here again!!

@@1122reyes Let Me guess it was fucc'n wit Your head

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Yep. He lost the only fight that he didn’t sucker punch someone or attack someone smaller than him.

That's true but Omerta is the code of silence and has nothing to do with that rule of not hit a made man

He did take out those two girls from the hood who outnumbered him and had the drop on him.

@@goodyeoman4534 True

I guess in his life, there's no such thing as a "fair" fight. He's good at fighting because he's good at being underhanded and getting in the first shot. Most fights end in a matter of seconds.

Your name and pfp👌

Put universal remote back on docking station!!

Her name is Irene

Bet that Russian guy wishes he could "let them go" too😅

Irina Peltsin the crazyee Russian.." Don't mess with the Russians Janice ! " 😂💯

Fucc'n GENIUS !!

George-a Washington-a bridge-a. Hehehe

Wheelchair boulevard.

@@purplesword5536 U give this Guy a staple gun Hell probably try 2 fucc it

That's why ya gotta live fa today

@@littlea5111 Whatch you shay??