The Sphynx's Secret Curse - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator 

I’m honestly shocked he didn’t try dropping a sacrificial hobbit into the sphinx hole, since in old TABS the Egypt map had a hole you could drop units in to summon a fart plague. Maybe the same thing is true here.

We love you man, most of us don't care about the strange upload schedule, we are just happy that you make us laugh

For anyone wondering, Napoleon did fight near the pyramids but he was careful as to not shoot at them

“I’m stoned” 10 stoners, 10 pot throwers and 5 potion sellers

Captain is always nice he ain't afraid to make bad jokes and has some of the funniest analogies I've ever seen

My man really knows how to please. His audience a good old tabs video was just what I needed. I got rejected by my crush today and he is the only thing that’s keeping me going

Captain Sauce coming back is one of the best events in history

“CODE RED” Units: 20 Flanking Boxers (10 on each side), 1 Pharaoh in the back surrounded by 3 Priests, and 5 Dynamite Throwers in the front

When Sauce uploads TABS you know it’s bouta be great.

Captain making such dad jokes adds 10 years to my life 😭💀

Seeing him play TABS like the good'ol times is such a blessing

Here is a battle suggesting: Chapter 1: The Little Greed (1 Peasant, 1 halfling, and 1 farmer Dave) One day, there was a peasant that was starving on the road. He kept walking to find food and shelter for the upcoming winter, however he was too weak and tired to keep on walking, so he had rested under a tree. When he woke up, there was a storm arriving. He was terrified, luckily however, he met a Hobbit. The Hobbit was named Blumkin and he had agreed to help the poor peasant. They went to his cottage and stayed there until the storm was over. When it ended, Blumkin had asked him, "Well then, Chap. You lookin' a little hungry aren't ya? I'll show you a place that got food. Don't worry, no one would mind if you took some." The peasant answered, "Well, I sure am hungry. Sure, I'll take up on your offer." They were both on their to the farm after the conversation. When they made it there, the peasant had taken a lot of food. However, the farmer that was there was mad and charged towards the two. Blumkin had used the peasant as a bait, and he had escaped when he got the attention of the farmer. The peasant had fought with the farmer, and the farmer swore to him, "We will meet again during winter! I will make sure you won't survive it!" They both went their separate ways soon after. Chapter 2: Lord of the Lies (1 Peasant, 5 squires, and 25 halflings) The peasant had reported the crimes of Blumkin to a group of squires, they had recognize Blumkin and told him about the exploits he does towards helpless people. Now that they know, they went to Blumkin's cottage to arrest him, however, Blumkin had lied to his fellow hobbits about how the peasant had used him. All the shire decided to jump the squires and the peasant. How will the battle go? We will never know unless Captainsauce shows us the result of the battle.

My brain is simultaneously laughing at camels being in tabs, but is also mortified to see that more of those creatures apparently needed to exist

The return has come into full effect. Back to more TABS shenanigans. Welcome back, Captain :D

cap, ive commented before but i just wanted to say again. you have made my childhood, like completely. I would not be the person I am today without you. on top of that you saved my life. your videos have been a place I can escape to whenever I'm feeling down, thank you so so much. to this day your the only youtuber, musician, movie star, etc who's merch I've boughten. thank you.

10th episode of asking CaptainSauce to play shadows over loathing.

When cap laughs about his ranged units walking forward I always just remember the Banner Bearer

I feel like one thing this game could add to really make it complete is to add water physics where units in boats could actually float and fight in them. Its like the one area i dont think they ever got to. Would make for some cool ship warfare

i really hope that these videos being so close doesn’t hurt his eyes. stay strong captain

“In the end, we’re all allergic to bullets” top moment of 2023

I cannot express how much better my day gets when Sauce drops these bangers of videos!

Even though the upload schedule is all over the place, whenever Sauce does upload, what we get is always well worth the wait.

I used to watch his channel then stopped because I forgot about him. Randomly I just remembered him and watching this video reminded me of the childhood he guided me through.

Im not sure if anyone covered it on youtube, but, last i checked, a reaper that falls in love (because of cupid) can kill weak units on said reaper's team

All hail the emperor somehow I’m even more excited to see him after every month long gap between clusters of videos

A tabs video from captain sauce is the perfect thing to watch You are a legend

I still remember his first TABS video. The OG version, and I'll still come back now and then and watch his new content or binge his paint the town red videos. By the 1 in a million chance he reads this, you've made my life better, and I'll never regret the time I spend watching your content, man. Have a good one

my god the nostalgia that a new game can give ugh I miss old tabs

I'm so glad the captain is posting again! Really takes away the stress!

Hey CaptainSauce! I remember in an earlier version of TABS that you could sacrifice a unit to the pyramid to summon the plague. What if you can sacrifice a unit to the sphynx and something happens? That IS a very suspicious bottomless hole in front of the suspiciously lifelike looking sphynx (I have no idea if it will work but it's still a fun idea). As for how to beat that level with the camels and the whips. I'm thinking a few hay bailers a bit back from the front line so the wobbly horses will be away from the whip army and then musketmen behind them riiiight on the back of the map. Like ALL of the musketmen

Can we all just thank cap for being as amazing as he it?

What is better than a surprise Captainsauce video.

13:49 They thought you meant a coconut falling on someone's head but fell way too early

Cap has easily been my favorite youtuber since 2018 when I was just getting started watching youtube even with the occasional couple months between episodes, my day always ends up getting better when I see that he's put out a video even if it's a game I don't like to watch he's just so entertaining that I still enjoy myself.

I’m so glad you are posting regularly again

I can’t get enough of this man’s content, it’s too good!

Thank you, cap. My great grandmother just died and your videos make it at least a little better. Thank you for being such a good person and for helping people out of dark places.

If you go to the *legacy map* you'll immediately see a *chained up stone statue* which when went up to will ask you to find four keys from four maps *including one egypt map*

Hey everybody, I have an announcement I’m making an actually good neon faction and it’s nearly done. Try and get this to the top comment or pinned so everybody knows about this. I will tell you when it’s about to be done one I hope you enjoy it since most of the time I spend half an hour to an hour on one unit I will post it on three different videos so who’s excited?

Always a good day when cap uploads. Take care cap.

a cheezy strat for the battle you were stuck on. place a thor in the back with a banner barrer( to make him stay in the back) make him far but close enough to do his lightning attack. use pike to one shot camels and then spread out peasent throughout the field so thor can just spam his summon lightning ability. thor can deflect range attacks (20 projectiles max like shogun before cooldown) not melee(whip). Another strat you can use is use the pike to take out cammels use a zues or any unit to take out all the range units and once theres only whips left then place a dragon(because it has more range then the whip) in the back with a banner barrer. let the enemy come to your flames. Hope this helps you out :)

Been watching you for almost 6 years now, it’s so great to see you making a return my man.

Am I the only one who agrees that captain sauce is extremely funny

I wonder if Sauce still has his VR headset. A lot of games that have come out over the past couple years I'm sure would make good videos.

Cool little history Napoleon before he was the Leader of France he was an officer of the French army. Specifically an artillery officer. Which is really cool when you see that the Tabs version freezes units in place like proper artillery.

If you do user battles again you should do this one Ten Commandments: Love: Cupid Faith: Priest Reticence: Ninja Purity: Chronomancer Piety: Necromancer Truth: Knight Patience: Banner Bearer Repose: Potion Seller Selflessness: Shadow Walker Pacifism: Bard

Ur content always makes me smile no matter how my day went. Keep it up man!

These battles are as accurate and consistent as Cap's upload schedule

Note: All these strategies requires pikes to deal with the camels. If the secret units are allowed, try a Holy Giant (Ice Giant healed by a bunch of priests). Or a ranged unit like the Gatling gun or Hwacha backed up with Cheerleaders and some semi tanky units in the front such as Jarls, Knights, or Berserkers. Monkey King and Catapults may be your remedy. Or Samurais and Candle men held down by the Banner Bearer.

Captainsauce: loses to a camel "there's nothing we can do" -napoleon

Captain sauce never fails to put content inside me!

I didn't realise I have been watching this channel for so long until I went back and looked. the first video I watched from you was over 8 years ago, I watched all of your spore videos, all the terrible mobile games, surgeon simulator and basically all of your content since then. To say its been 5 years since you were mid-playing job simulator is a terrifying idea. thankyou for all the fun you've brought us over the years. i still play battle cats to this day.

I'm glad you asked cap, not only are there tons of secret units, there are tons of new mechanics to units, as well as unlocking many of these units, look around each map, most have one or three lying around, you may find a few familiar faces. ;)

Glad to see TABS return! Hopefully three random games makes a comeback too!

To find a magicke, old as time, listen to this ancient rhyme. Under the sphynx's watchful eye, send a unit, doomed to die. Be it creature, friend or foe, into the pit is where it must go. An ancient curse will be unleashed, eradicating both man and beast. Much love, David.

The whips are compact, by using a catapult you can get rid of them pretty quickly

Captain sauce has the amazing power to make any game he plays funny ,no matter what it's about.

Been binge watching tabs again I find it funny that after all this time he still resorts to taking control of a dead eye/balista

Ideas to win the battle: The main problem appears to be that the poison projectiles foiled all your plans to take out large groups, so you need something that can block or ignore those projectiles, whilst also decimating large groups: I believe Thor (or two Thors :D) should be your best bet! That said, snuffy should trample these fools! If that doesn't work, you should try anti crowd units combined with the stars of anti projectile units, like catapults protected by samurai, liches hidden behind painters, or a grim reaper shielded by a whooooooole lotta hobbits :D That said, you gotta try a pirate queen (with some bodyguards) I am sure it won't work, but I would love to see her just rip a hole into that massive crowd. On a similar note: try a tornado. Pls! And if none of that works: Spam fireworks. Make those camels fly, weeeeeee

2 things you missed: 1.drop a unit in the hole of the sphinx. 2.if the warrior of Ra dies he gets revived for a while then dies again.

"I gotta know if its possible to penetrate a camul" - CaptainSauce 2023

Sacrifice a unit to the Sphinx.

For an idea on the level you were stuck on, catapults may help- whichever one fits, as both Fire a large projectile with an area of effect that is good at taking out groups Great video!

Hobit gets brutally executed 1:14

14:04 they pulled the most coconut move ever; dropped from a tree and inconvenience you

Him: "fair enough" Me: "don't you mean pharaoh enough? I'll let myself out."

CaptainSauce's TABS videos are the best, if he uploaded more TABS he'd be my favorite RU-vidr

He went from hating the muskets to using them in every level

18:05 the little screams sound like baby crys

Something tells me the Da Vinci Tank or Gatling Gun would work well for that last fight. Put them near or behind the pond and they can mow down the groups while staying out of whip range.

I do not care which god answers the prayers of the internet, because Captainsauce is back in all his glory.

As a member from the beginning through several accounts sauce is still going strong, this is very similar to the og pyramid level way back in beta tabs, love your content keep on going my man

Whenever he gets a win first try it always feels satisfying

I started rewatching his vids again this week. I was shocked to see he posted. I miss watching him after school

Man it's been far too long since I laughed so hard. Glad to have you back Cap!

feels good having more tabs, i really love this series and i have a suggestion (you're the reason i got tabs) "Gatling Pumpkins" 1 pumpkin catapult 7 cheerleaders

This man has not aged over the past 4 years

Cap I know you might not be watching but one thing I would love to see in a comment battle is... 'La Grande Armée' One Napoleon Two Banner Bearers Twenty Musketeers Two Standard Cannon Napoleon and his two banner bearers hold a line of musketeers in place to blaze away at the opposing army, the musket line bracketed in on either side by the two cannon. You can definitely beat the all range strategy but I like the concept.

09:57 Missed opportunity on a dad joke was "Pharaoh Enough" Hahaha

Sauce should try using the spooky and evil factions. The jack o lantern catapult should wipe the floor with the horde and keep enemies back. The evil faction has its own whips, the lighting gun slingers (forgot the name) and strong units that can take a descent amount of damage. Hope this helps or even gets seen.

Hey! just a quick warning, one of the egypt campaign levels is bugged right now and the units don't spawn in, so just know if that happens you'll just have to wait until it's fixed. Also, you might have gotten comments about this before, but... try checking a certain flat, blank, massive map that you don't play on too often.

Beat the camels with: 2 wobbly-horse 20 hobbits (protect?) 1 Grim 2 Gunslingers Pend rest on PEASANT RUSH!

Idea to beat the level: A grim reaper backed up with gunslingers, and explosive units. Idea to beat the level 2: 3 dragons backed up by 3 gunslingers, and deadeyes in the back. Use hobbits as cannonfolder.

Its always a good year when captain sauce uploads

22:45 i feel like siege units shine best with that level. I suggest using catapults to handle the crowd, and for the camels, a couple of pikemen should do the trick

We are all so glad that cap is posting regularly again

I feel like catapults could be really good against those whips. Muskets to take care of the camels and something infront to tank for them.

I feel like we need another paint the town red video. It's been a wild.

I just want to say I’ve made a flying unit. Not a Valkyrie, not Cupid, basically not a unit using hover, or wings. I called it a conquistador, and it’s very unpredictable, but the strategy is to not start immediately so you can make them fly. You do need a few to make them fly. It’s literally just a longship with a unit underneath. And yes, after flying it turns into an kamikaze which just kills units. You cannot manually make the conquistador fly, however you can kill your longship by repeatedly attacking it with the sword given on the actual unit. I know I’m making this long, I just want to make a comment saying that it’s really funny.

CaptainSauce: *puts halfling to distracts enemy* *halfing dies instantly*

Just got a concussion the other day and this video is literally making me feel so much better keep up the great work we all love your content so much and we will always be here to watch the next video whenever it comes out

I AM SO HAPPY TABS IS BACK, MY FAVORITE SERIES EVER! ON RU-vid

i was about to go sit down and binge the old cap videos, then i saw this in my notis, thank you cap for uploading even more hilarious content :D

Really love the more frequent uploading 👍 you don’t have to over do it though, we are all just happy to see you.

I forget if uploads were ever this slow. But I think its a good thing bc it gets you excited to watch the video. Keep up the good work

For that last level,the best strategy I came up with is to put some sort of ranged unit on the Spinx or the ramps next to it. Since they can't shot that high, nor climb.

love you man, been watching you for atleast 2 years, one of my favourite solo youtubers

Remember the old egypt map? Remember the plague? Remember how you had to drop a guy in the hole? Do the same with this map. I don't know what's gonna happen but its worth a shot

I can't express how much I love that he is back :D

The reason the warrior of ra died so quickly is because its its first phase, when it dies it revives and becomes much stronger not being able to die, for a bit then instantly dying.