The Squip Song - Be More Chill [MINECRAFT PARODY] 

Lyrics:
[PRO]
1.6
I didn't have a faction or a crew
I was a player just like you
Diamonds would only soar by
I was weak
As every creeper could attest
My mining was a futile quest
My leather helmet was depressed
He was so broken
The poor guy!
I was hopeless, hopeless
I was helpless, helpless
Every time I'd walk the mineshaft
I would quit
I was burning in lava
I was playing on java
And then
Then, then
Then, then
Then, then
Then, then
Then, then
Then, then I got a pick
[STEVE, spoken]
You got quick?!
[PRO, spoken]
Not quick
Pick
[STEVE, spoken]
I've just never heard of it before
[PRO, spoken]
Yeah, that's the point!
This is some top-secret, can't-even-look-it-up-on-the-wikipage shit
(sung)
It's from Sweden
It's a blue, oblong tool
Diamond mining-technology breaking through
The diamond infused into the tool will dig through
Blocks of stone until
You find some ore and it collects them for you
[STEVE, spoken]
So it's like...
Shovel?
[PRO, spoken]
It's better than shovel, steven
[PRO & (ENSEMBLE)]
It's from Sweden
It's a blue, oblong tool
Diamond mining-technology breaking through
The diamond infused into the tool will dig through
Blocks of stone until
You find some ore and it collects them for you
It collects them for you!!
It's enchanted (Ohhhhh)
It's amazing (Ohhhhh)
Durability (Ohhhhh Ah ah)
It will fulfill (Ohhhhh)
All your cravings (Ohhhhh)
Helps you mine some obby (Ohhhhh)
[PRO & ENSEMBLE]
Using diamond tools!
It helps you rule!
[PRO]
Picture this:
Nobody cares if you wear gold
'Cause even creepers think you're bold
With stacks of items you can hold in inventory
That's minecraft steven’s story!
'Cause right now you're
Helpless, helpless
You are
Almost hopeless
Can’t mine the deepslate blocks, with just your fist
But if you
Take my advice and if you pay the listed price
Well, then you go from noob to very rich
So quick - Yeah, your whole life is sick!
[PRO & ENSEMBLE]
When you craft a pick!
[PRO & (ENSEMBLE)]
yeah, yeah, a pick! (Oohhh, ahhhh)
Hey, a pick! (Oohhhh)
Hey, yeah! (Ahhh, ahhhh)
No longer so shit when you got in your grip
A pick
A pick
A pick! (Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah)