The Story of Me Old Bones [Battlefield 4] 

This was actually the inspiration for Willem Dafoe’s character in the Lighthouse

I love how Jerma's pirate accent slowly transitioned into an Irish accent

Bring this joke back please...

All the old bones 0:56 2:24 5:30 6:19

Jerma and Star_ are slingin' some mad military lingo. Jerma: "Confirmed Spider-Man." Star_: "Oh! I see Spider-Man!"

We need a sound byte of him saying "bones" as a TF2 hitsound.

Too bad Jerma couldn't see that Blowtorch Guy was doing more work than he was.

Jerma "Blowtorch man trying to clean somebody's teeth..." Wat

This video, this ancient video right here, ruined Imagine Dragon's "Radioactive" for me forever. I feel it in... me old Bones.

"Ldebbe telly thuh storee uf me olt bodes"

"why am i flying into the air?! im going to heaven! god has chosen me!!" actually, you fell through the world...which means you're not flying, you're falling...so uhhh....got some bad news for ya, there, Jerma.

It was a dark and dreary night, and me old bones were... fuckin on fire

IT ALL STARTED BACK IN NEW JERSEY!!!

STAR_ Can make a very real girl voice.

ARR, it was a long storm on that one fateful day. Did I ever tell ye the story of me old, bones. Let me tell yee the story of me old bones. There was a time in a pirates life when we didnt have such old, bones. And that time.. Let me tell yee the story of me old bones. Let me tell you an old story of me old bones. Sometimes me old bones, shot twelve people in one second, like you just saw right there, and then me old bones were buried. In a tiny lil graveyard, behind your old bones. And then he turned the corner and he shot some more old bones. Now that we're in a plane, I might as well tell ya the story of me old bones. It was dark and dreary night and me old bones were on fire.

The Blowtorch is the best weapon in BF4

*_BONES_*

It's funny to see how Star's girlfriend sounds like a female version of Star hahaha

LET ME TELL YE ABOUT ME OLD BONES ...But that was before the plague hit.

The glitch death at 2:11 anybody else think a game company should use your corpse floating in netherspace as a game over screen to symbolize how DEAD you are?

2:10 ...but little did Jerma know he had fallen through the map... and was going to hell...

This joke is almost four years old already... it feels like me bones are gettin' old.

Old bones counter: 15 TIMES!!

2013, and the bones have only gotten older

The guy with the torch is repairing the helicopter while they're flying.

That was truely an epic tale.

They way you say "Me old... Bones" I just want to hear it over and over!

As jerma kept saying old bones, it reminded me of an old show Crashbox, where a character named Captain Bones said the exact same thing, "old bones"

Oh so he lied about never killing anybody in a battlefield game

4:56 I'd be terrified if my dentist tried to clean my teeth with a blowtorch!

5:20 holy shit the noise Star made after jumping out of the ground sounded like an angry weasel.

you need to have a 2 hour thing where you just say "bones" as Old Booty McScrufflebeard

5:20 that scream was genuinely unpleasant

*"You were doing it for like 8 minutes"*

What is Jerma and Stars relationship? I mean are they brothers, or room mates, or cousins? *WHAT!* I must know.

this was on my birthday thank u jerma

This is gold, one of Jermas best.

4:43 Battlefield: Letting knuckleheads pilot expensive war machines since 1942.

Me old _bouhnes_

I would pay germa to follow me around and narrate my life in the old bones voice

Watching after he said how bad he is at battlefield.

Me old _bones_

Please, Jerma. Bring this joke back.

I try to say 'Bones' the same way jerma does, but it never comes out the same.

There's a lot of stories about his old bones.

i freaking love jerma's voice xD

``debbe tel ye de soto to me old bones`` I searched that on youtube and it actually took me here. Amazing

Still love this video to this day

Please, PLEASE, more old bones stories. And this time tell it.

Jerma is now Old Booty McScrufflebeard, the Leprechaun Pirate.

Old Bones for Jerma Rumble 4

"Grandma's lake, she's a rich bitch"

Wait, did I just hear a lady talk in this video??

"Some motherfucka on the roof just killed me" - Best quote 2020

I started crying I was laughing so hard at this video! Thank you so much for making my night Jerma

who was the chick who dare ask for the tale of "Olld BoNeS"?!?!?

Jerma literally makes me laugh in every single video he does, it's impossible not to laugh.

Its still scary how stars gf sounds identical to him

Please tell us more stories of your ol' bones . . .

I literally have watched this video 5 times in a row. this is the funniest video ever

You are brilliant at voices hah

I dont think jerma realises that getting a headshot with the blow torch is an achievement called The Dentist

I cannot believe this was that long ago. I still tell the story of me old bones.

And then he ate the bones.

.....aaaand that's all we ever need to see of Battlefield 4.

star's fall damage death scream had me going for like five minutes

the scream that made my day 5:19-5:21

"No, Grandma's lake. She's a rich b******." She's probably rich from all the alimony she gets, which also explains why Grandpa Jerma is so crotchety.

from now on i will refer to all oceans as "grandma's lake"

"behind, YOUR old bones" Best plot twist ever

i want to hear more about his old bones

The best part about Star_ blowing up the house? The spawn beacon he was trying to destroy was actually Jerma's motion sensor.

*HEY RU-vid, GIVE ME ADS IN MY OWN DAMN LANGUAGE!* I know I watch some Japanese videos but my language is set to English.

They should use this video as the "only in Battlefield" ads

Rofl Jerma, you need to continue this old bones business, it cracked me up so much

i was crying in laughter for atleast 60% of this video, keep this hilarious shit coming!

Jerma has 13 total kills in BF4... After all of these rounds.

MORE BATTLEFIELD 4 WITH JERMA

I really want to hear the story..

Jerma basically starts doing a leprechaun voice halfway thru

1:54 listen with eyes closed and jerma sounds certifiable

I still yearn for the story of those old bones..

Jerma you make the best videos.

I'd love to hear more stories of yer old _bones_.

1:25 Omg I wanted to hear the rest Dx

I assume the girl was STAR's girlfriend

I love your videos Jerma!

The tank at the end had the shape of Australia.

PLS Jerma MORE BF4! Its my Favorit game at the moment

Bonefield 4

jerma didn't even know the ancient art of blowtorching the helicopter midair

I LOVE THIS TALE SO MUCH

its the destiny of every old bones story to be interrupted

Tell me another story of ''Me ole Bones'' PLZZ

let me tell you a story of me old bones it all started back in new jersey while standing tall for turtefall and making pancakes

Jerma Bones Punchline

Star coming out of the ground was the most horrific thing I've ever seen

Best engineer ever'!

I love how he says it! Me old *boans*.

I think I might be the only guy who thought of Crashbox when Jerma said "Let me tell you about me old bones"