The Straightest Dude Ever

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CAST
John - John Milhiser
Ally Beardsley
Grant O'Brien
Raphael Chestang
Zac Oyama
Katie Marovitch
Party Background -
Curtis Kingsley
Meghan Smith
Paul Martin
Jason Nguyen
Chris Schuchert
Frankie McLafferty
CREW
Director - Ryan Anthony Martin
Writer - Jessica Ross
Producer - Shane Crown
Production Coordinator - Francesca McLafferty
Director of Photography - Cooper James
1st AC -Chris MacDonald
2nd AC/DIT - Santiago Bahti
Gaffer - Saul Cervantes
Key Grip - Nathan Krauss
Sound Mixer - Danny Carpenter of BoTown Sound
HMU - Denise Valentine
Production Designer - Kaeleigh Morrison
President of Original Content - Sam Reich
Senior Vice President of Production - Spencer Griffin
Executive in Charge of Production - Sam Sparks
Supervising Producer - Alex Edge
Production Legal - Karen Segall
Production Accountant - Shay Parsons
Production Accountant - Chetera Bell
Production Assistant - Kennya Rivera
Production Assistant - Kevin Clark-Ryan
Post Production Supervisor - Melissa Balan
Post Production Coordinator - Marissa High
Content Management Supervisor - Theodora Hart
Programming Assistant - Caroline Langella
Editor - Ryan Anthony Martin & Sam Geer
Visual Effects & Graphics - TJ Gonzalez
Head Assistant Editor, Post Prod. Systems Engineer - Mark Chernausek
Assistant Editor - Brittany Joyner
Assistant Editor - A.J. Bedard

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@Big_Man-taro 2 года назад

It is scientifically proven that there is at least one guy like this in every single middle-school classroom at all times

@nomukun1138 2 года назад

Why are these guys hanging out in middle-school classrooms

@aidennelson7212 2 года назад

And one girl that's the exact opposite person

@TheCardboardB_andit33 2 года назад

They should make "the gayest guy ever" now

@hiimapenguin 2 года назад

Yeah

@SD-zz4ov 2 года назад

@@TheCardboardB_andit33 i think you might have missed the point of the video.

@justrenthx 2 года назад

"straight as a boomerang that doesn't function properly because it's so straight" is such an underrated line

@mikat8062 2 года назад

No really 💀

@drakthorianakatzaphquiel455 2 года назад

Then it's not a boomerang...... it's it's so straight it doesn't function properly.... then it's a STICK......

@jennyjin1617 2 года назад

@@drakthorianakatzaphquiel455 no, the Asian people use da boomerang dat straight as a good close range melee weapon because it a good stick to hit and defend against da failure. We can also use it as a ranged weapon once you master da art of da physics, tho it much harder than before and combat slipper also do better job La.

@drakthorianakatzaphquiel455 2 года назад

@@jennyjin1617 That reply was actually really really enjoyable to read.... I can't tell if it's a joke or you're being serious. But either way, I enjoyed reading it

@HystyleowOwn30 2 года назад

@@drakthorianakatzaphquiel455 lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

@supercyberfunk 7 лет назад

After he puts his hand down his pants, he touches all the food.

@SmilingJack100 7 лет назад

I am glad I wasn't the only one to notice and be really bothered by that.

@JordanBeagle 7 лет назад

I noticed that too, lol

@patrickcamera6838 7 лет назад

supercyberfunk Very Hetero of him

@GMovieSeeker 7 лет назад

Classic alpha male dominance strategy.

@bravonandamoirangthem2455 7 лет назад

supercyberfunk dude. ..

@samaurilio9807 3 года назад

the fact that john milhiser, an openly gay man, is playing this guy makes this so much funnier

@steve19811 Год назад

It actually makes it worse knowing that....

@Marjiance26 11 месяцев назад

@@steve19811 It's funny because it's ironic

@st.haborym 10 месяцев назад

@@Marjiance26 It's sad because that bit at the end where he starts breaking down and crying isn't just acting

@bmbrunch4516 10 месяцев назад

@@st.haborymOf course cause there’s no such thing as a masculine gay dude is there ?

@st.haborym 10 месяцев назад

@@bmbrunch4516 What are you even talking about

@universerama5426 7 лет назад

Straight as a circle. a broken circle. that's also been stretched from one point to another.

@maxithalo7796 7 лет назад

So straight that he plays football with a square

@TheSonicZero 7 лет назад

Makice hit Oh, I think you meant soccer

@lindroe4446 7 лет назад

TheSonicZero yeah, because you call football with a "ball" that's cylindric like bullshit. And most of the game is played with your hands.

@l_a_i_n 7 лет назад

Straight as a gay who is only attracted to the opposite gender

@DIVAD291 7 лет назад

ball does not mean perfectly spherical you moron.(and thats not just a football thing) wether were talking about rugby football, "american" or association football the foot in football is always there to refer to the fact its not played on horseback and it has nothing to do with the fact that we kick the ball.

@verzeda 5 лет назад

Hes clearly not straight, he showed emotion and vulnerability at the end.

@zerotime4691 5 лет назад

Judging from the accuracy in this video, the only straight thing about me is the knife collection. But I'm demi, so I dunno man.

@OJtheModerator 5 лет назад

@@zerotime4691 Don't worry about it. Girls will go crazy for your knife collection, but only once you've entered into a committed emotional relationship with them.

@CottonCandySharks 5 лет назад

@@zerotime4691 nice fellow demi!!

@_Bwomper_ 4 года назад

I think the emotional scene was to show the parallel to what it feels like for a person who is gay. Being or acting "straight" is considered the preset in a sort (In Amercia atleast) and for someone to be different then them is too hard for them to wrap their little brains around but like he said in the video he wants to be him and he is:)

@ButtrNut32 4 года назад

Gayest thing ever.

@user-zv7yb4yp9g 7 лет назад

that dude gets *straight* to the point

@roxylamour1119 7 лет назад

z ⸒ lol

@noahsylvester8994 7 лет назад

z ⸒ how u bold??

@user-zv7yb4yp9g 7 лет назад

NoahSly * [insert text]* just remove the space between the star and the text.

@noahsylvester8994 7 лет назад

z ⸒ *[ok thx]*

@lifeisterrible2998 7 лет назад

NoahSly *THANKS FROM MY PART TOO*

@Unjustly_Confident 3 года назад

I feel embarrassed as a lesbian to admit that I act just like this guy

@ChrisosIDK 3 года назад

Hamming it up big time

@Anonymous33326 3 года назад

I ain't even gay and I do this sometimes

@kensukefan47 3 года назад

Who tf asked

@microz0258 3 года назад

Hes actually gay irl lmao

@kensukefan47 3 года назад

@@microz0258 well that's terrible news

@randylopez3128 4 года назад

I'm so straight that I don't kiss girls because girls kiss guys and that's gay.

@stephanie_rocha833 4 года назад

Then who do you kiss??

@The101damnations 4 года назад

@@stephanie_rocha833 Lesbians, duh

@stephanie_rocha833 4 года назад

Bruhhh

@nicholasleclerc1583 4 года назад

Then they should kiss only lesbians, because they kiss girls and that's straight, right ?

@frut_jooos 4 года назад

@@nicholasleclerc1583 no, because lesbians like to kiss girls and that's gay, so basically we shouldn't kiss anyone and stay pure

@NOWrunAMOK 6 лет назад

Someone give that straight dude a lighter......I wanna see what he does with it

@declan7551 6 лет назад

Isaac Clarke check the description ',:)

@MrMutou 6 лет назад

crack 😂

@elisabethheiman2104 6 лет назад

(He eats lighters.)

@Hakabas01 5 лет назад

probably throw it on the ground

@artmoss6889 5 лет назад

Lights his farts-- typical straight guy move.

@DecafInvidia 7 лет назад

*F L A M I N G S T R A I G H T* 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@dropout 7 лет назад

STRAIGHT AS HELL, WHICH IS ALSO FLAMING

@DecafInvidia 7 лет назад

CollegeHumor Oh cool college humor replied to me. That's cool or whatever.

@NyxNovaStar 7 лет назад

Decaf 235 you're totally not flipping out inside at all nooo

@DecafInvidia 7 лет назад

Eidolon Nope I'm used to being noticed on the internet. *puts on shades to hid- puts on shades to look cool.*

@anthonybowman3423 7 лет назад

+Marcel Szpak ... What?

@bakondude2233 3 года назад

1:13 "I always wanted like a super straight friend" Well that aged well

@alek9820 3 года назад

It aged like a fine wine

@cockycookie1 3 года назад

@@ambitiousmuslimrecordings3451 no 😂

@_ironhearted_5683 3 года назад

How, though? Can you explain

@bakondude2233 3 года назад

@@_ironhearted_5683 As a reaction to being called transphobic for not wanting to date transwomen, a tiktoker grew fed up and made his own sexuality called super straight. Which is a straight person who's only attracted to cis men or cis women respectively. some peeps found it to be anti trans, and even transphobic, and it was big hub bub awhile back. While I agree this "sexual orientation" clearly seems to be made as satire and out of frustration, from what I've seen it's been a place for those tired of being called transphobic for not having romantic intrest in trans people to better identify themselves. So far they've haven't done anything bad that I'm aware of, which is honestly surprising. Though they're not bothering anyone so who cares

@_ironhearted_5683 3 года назад

@@bakondude2233 thank you for the info although I'm sad to hear it :(

@panastiwari 4 года назад

"He wears sunglasses indoors in winter at night time."

@negig2161 4 года назад

Now thats real straight I'll say

@mariosebastiani3214 4 года назад

I'm straighter. I once wore sunglasses while spelunking in a cave. Forgot the clear glasses in the car, 45 minutes away from the entrance. Got called Ray Charles by the other speleos in the group since then...

@alastorbutwithagun 4 года назад

ok but wearing sunglasses in the winter is useful bc snow hurts your eyes

@jeremiah6995 4 года назад

Ed sheeran's new man, yeah?

@coolcat3404 4 года назад

«Seeing well, should never be easy»

@DougWIngate 5 лет назад

"Panasonic?" "Yeah it's a Panasonic." "Ok." It's true, this is basically how us straight guys have conversations

@patfrerking 5 лет назад

Doug Wingate ok

@blakeandrews6892 5 лет назад

@drcoco2k 5 лет назад

I don't do that with TVs, but I do that with cars though, so I get it.

@mearsite 5 лет назад

Cool

@happymasksalesman9116 4 года назад

I think its a white thing.

@ValerieB5305 4 года назад

Yo, if gay means happy, then I’m hella straight Update guys: turns out I’m gay

@Absolutely_puck_fakestine 4 года назад

Gay litterally means happy.

@DP-99 4 года назад

Supernova are you ok?

@lemonzest6571 4 года назад

Bro, ya got the big sad?

@jalapenopoggers8310 4 года назад

@@Absolutely_puck_fakestine the thing is, that's technically true but nobody uses the word that way. Unfortunately; u got the big gay

@Absolutely_puck_fakestine 4 года назад

@@jalapenopoggers8310 Originally from French. and in French it's still used in that sense.

@Sildesalaten 2 года назад

0:39 This is why Grant is the best actor among the CH cast. The amount of simultaneous fascination and disgust he manages to pack into one simple line.

@Jordan-bl6ur 7 лет назад

(he eats lighters)

@furyfoggy2008 7 лет назад

It says there's already a reply before this

@user-pe7gd7uz1n 7 лет назад

Jordan Oldham that not normal?

@solodudeontherun2964 7 лет назад

hey the 4th comment i became the 666th liker

@djlobb 7 лет назад

I know, I saw it in the description Jords

@sethhenager7581 6 лет назад

Jordan Oldham . I free base SIM cards.

@zeko7150 6 лет назад

You watched the game last night? *pretends to shoot a basketball and then just walks away without even finishing the conversation* Every slav guy from 15-20.

@lordpopo4450 5 лет назад

Ζεκο I feel personally attacked

@aonairskies 5 лет назад

Lmaoo

@extraterrestrialhorse9722 5 лет назад

LMFAOOO

@tunapcy315 5 лет назад

My friends Slav and he does that. When I txt him he responds hours later with a "ok", "ok" to what tho??

@ghostflamingo7762 5 лет назад

This is spot on I know a dude and he's like this ALL THE TIME

@TrizerFlame 7 лет назад

Wait, wiping your hands on your jeans isnt something everybody do?

@phoenixreborn7346 7 лет назад

TrizerFlame no it's a straight guy thing.

@eternalpain232 7 лет назад

TrizerFlame idk i do it all the time subconsciously

@sup4744 7 лет назад

I do it when there is nothing to dry my hands with

@TrizerFlame 7 лет назад

+The Plant but it's so hard not to.

@chickenballs-balls 7 лет назад

Same boat, never knew and still find it hard to believe that it's a straight thing.

@LaMontMartiaN 3 года назад

That final sack tap is what pulled the piece together. After every moment of emotional expression, must be closed with an act of dominance 💪🏿

@rosalindmarfo8750 6 лет назад

"Now he's doing rap arms....but he's not even rapping" Had me deceased 😂😂😂

@brentondisbrowe1435 5 лет назад

lmao i work with a guy that does that i had to show it to a co worker on facebook

@surelock3221 5 лет назад

Where did that happen?

@markfox1545 5 лет назад

Rosalind Marfo you're DECEASED?!

@jaylenmcbride6332 5 лет назад

But... I'm not a rapper

@Puck-tu9zb 4 года назад

He can't be straight: he doesn't have carpets growing in his armpits.

@brandonwei2430 4 года назад

Thats because pubic hair isn't straight

@elena-gw3rf 4 года назад

@@brandonwei2430 BHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAUAAHAHUA

@glengub 4 года назад

@@brandonwei2430 you fucking nailed it.

@iloveeggplant946 4 года назад

@@brandonwei2430 and that's gay

@olympiancss 3 года назад

Lmao

@heyitsnataliec 7 лет назад

*He's doing rap arms, but he's not even rapping*

@wildreams 6 лет назад

I do Rap arms all the time you know. Like when I'm taking a shit, when I'm having sex etc.

@johnboi8873 6 лет назад

+wildreams how do you do rap arms while having sex?

@wildreams 6 лет назад

Doggy style.

@ego-pt7vt 6 лет назад

So does team skull and the cool

@mtgboi494 6 лет назад

ego 123456 ikr

@ramahan21 4 года назад

When he was seemingly broadway dancing, like Fred Aster reborn, but then it turned out he was actually playing hockey all along, I cracked.

@michaelmilazzomft1829 5 лет назад

“I really want him to tell me how to look, dress, think and feel.”

@meupaugrandepauzao6086 4 года назад

2:19

@karolis2203 4 года назад

But thats gay

@vaatc 4 года назад

That was the point I lost control and burst into laughter.

@VwapTrader 4 года назад

Yup. That’s true female nature.

@danielleisaacs6237 4 года назад

@@VwapTrader ???

@evo_is_confused 7 лет назад

As straight as the cigarette that the lighter is needed for.

@thesnailmail4259 7 лет назад

I wanna know what it WAS FOR! he said he didn't smoke.

@devgirlneko246 7 лет назад

He eats lighters. It's in the description.

@thesnailmail4259 7 лет назад

Devgirl Neko didn't see that, good eye.

@francomuscellini1744 7 лет назад

i kind of wanted it to be to set a fart on fire

@muiltinormal8329 7 лет назад

I found someone straighter. He sexually identified as a line.

@lukesuire6468 7 лет назад

That's me

@gwouru 7 лет назад

That's stupid, the first dimension is a single point, you need at least two dimensions to define something.

@fulladolf 7 лет назад

Wolfe Wright no, a single point is zero dimensions

@ainsleyfan6926 7 лет назад

I found a guy so straight he identifies as the -1st dimension

@froggytimbers 7 лет назад

That would be a point which is not straight

@sushigoose_ 3 года назад

Just waiting for this to pop up in everyone's recommended...

@justarandomhandlewithnomeaning 2 года назад

Same

@evexec07 2 года назад

Same

@asa.8691 2 года назад

Unoriginal

@nyaesthetic 2 года назад

@@asa.8691 this was very unoriginal of you

@asa.8691 2 года назад

@@nyaesthetic you tried to do something there, did not work

@marduk1734 6 лет назад

This is just average slav bro, who just turned 14. I never thought that default behavior will be taken as rarity.

@gamerisrbija 6 лет назад

Eli Smirnov Half of my slav high school is like this, I don't get it

@SMAAAASHTV 6 лет назад

That's the joke.

@dragan3659 6 лет назад

Eli Smirnov Ik especially the tank top

@crosby817 6 лет назад

Lol!! I'm a slav and all of my slav friends are like this!! :D

@patrik6933 6 лет назад

More like an average slav under 20.

@churchofchris1973 7 лет назад

If he was really straight he'd have his own lighter.

@aidslol 7 лет назад

churchofchris1973 thats gay

@councilmandoug808 7 лет назад

but he's so straight that its been out of fluid for almost a week.

@AmirGTR 7 лет назад

churchofchris1973 Straight people ask for lighters. Sometimes even if they have one.

@kneelbeforetheartist4684 7 лет назад

churchofchris1973 he doesn't have one because he eats it

@papertoweldispenser 7 лет назад

Zephyr G-type Dafuq

@filipperic5133 5 лет назад

You know I was expecting him to turn gay at the end

@Dub4Fun 4 года назад

I deadass thought that that was what was gonna happen

@loltadynicneni913 4 года назад

Who wasn't xd

@mathewthomas3926 4 года назад

same

@ashisnotok7106 4 года назад

Same

@cleopatraonlyfans 4 года назад

i mean he did kinda “thats not even straight!” but he totally does if you google the actor and find out hes gay

@fitzjolt 3 года назад

I get the feeling that someone out there was genuinely offended by this.

@cockycookie1 3 года назад

I got a feeling the "superstraight" folks would be

@rodrigoandrade8586 3 года назад

A real superstraight just would laugh at this

@alexeysaranchev6118 3 года назад

Getting offended is gay. Straight men get angry instead.

@ariadnegmusdaedaloximo708 4 года назад

This is like National Geographic Channel but for humans.

@suspiciousstick6310 4 года назад

National Geography is for humans

@xray5984 4 года назад

@@suspiciousstick6310 nice job getting the joke

@suspiciousstick6310 4 года назад

@@xray5984 I did get it but I expected better.

@xray5984 4 года назад

@@suspiciousstick6310 right ...

@josephjoestar9110 3 года назад

Yes

@chasebarr3492 7 лет назад

He shared emotions. Not total straight

@iwasyoungpleaseforgiveme9566 7 лет назад

just because a man shared his emotions doesn't mean their "gay" men would probably love to share their emotions if they weren't so stereotyped

@Oisilky 7 лет назад

Charisse Jean B. Marapao They weren't being serious....?

@Egbert2011Games 7 лет назад

it's a joke charisse

@embodimentofimperfection5694 7 лет назад

Charisse Jean B. Marapao If you really think he's serious after watching this video, I don't know what to tell you

@DubmanicGetFlazed 7 лет назад

Dude, even having emotions puts a curve in your persona.

@cubephonium4501 6 лет назад

I just realized half way into it that it's supposed to be a rip on people stereotyping gay people this is hilarious keep up the great work ch

@aquidillion 6 лет назад

D H Out of order compared to what? Straight people? Then by that definition all Caucasians are physically disabled because their skin pigmentation is all out of order compared to an Asian person. Because they can still achieve fulfilment and have sex and have kids through IVF or surrogates or adoption, so I don’t what that’s all about.

@SupaStefano 6 лет назад

it's more of a rip on homosexuals who are too loud about it instead of just being themselves

@hunterlee3353 6 лет назад

IntergalacticNobody he’s not living in the 1950s it’s common sense. Humans are animals and all animals are meant to reproduce. To continue the species. If you are attracted to the same sex you cannot reproduce. People like u are just too scared of sounding like a bigot that you cannot speak the truth

@Batosai11489 6 лет назад

What exactly makes something a disorder? That's a much harder question than people think. If a disorder is something that makes you less fit from an evolutionary perspective, that the average, then gayness is a disorder. If a disorder is something that makes you markedly different from the norm, than gayness is a disorder. If a disorder has to have some negative effect on your immediate person, then gayness is probably not a disorder.

@dubwerks6555 6 лет назад

That party though....

@m.unalercan8920 2 года назад

2:30 asks the brand of the TV, refuses to elaborate further, leaves

@bentheredonethat1350 6 лет назад

Straight as a boomerang that doesn't function properly.

@sucubai 6 лет назад

Benji B. So every boomerang ever?

@tomg5187 6 лет назад

Lol

@ksquad4685 6 лет назад

Ironically the boomerangs used by the Indigenous people of Australia actually are usually straight and are used to bring down animals like kangaroos in order to get in closer and kill them with spears. They did not need to come back, just hit the animals dead on.

@carolynmmitchell2240 6 лет назад

K Squad yeah but they had a slight bend in the wood

@itsmeanthony9704 6 лет назад

Benji B. In other words “Gay”

@christophermillar9718 7 лет назад

In the description "he eats lighters"

@mavendeo 7 лет назад

Christopher Millar I would have overlooked that. Thank you. ~

@amayated3239 7 лет назад

Haha

@kaori_kanzaki 5 лет назад

+ It's like a not gay James Dean. - James Dean was gay? + Yeah. - Really. +Big time gay. - Really? + I don't know. Lol wtf 😂

@Nauta222 Год назад

this is a fantastic skit that accurately represents how straight people talk abt gay stereotypes

@rasati Год назад

how tf didnt i realize this

@wendellwhispers Месяц назад

Fantastic? LOL nope, just cringy and unfunny af

@MatrixWarrior98 5 лет назад

That pullup in the beginning looked pretty weak haha

@johns5641 5 лет назад

it's a straight thing

@8G00SE8 5 лет назад

Oh sh*t, was that supposed to be a chin up?

@ponderoustomes9005 5 лет назад

He's so straight he couldn't bend his arms that far

@Luke-kf2lq 5 лет назад

I mean.. to be fair it's pretty hard to do a chin/pull up off most door frames

@davidmurphy1207 5 лет назад

It was a pullu

@rosecoloredchloe 5 лет назад

It’s James Charles’s kind of guy

@JudgementPlays 5 лет назад

Well done

@williamchen5634 5 лет назад

Muy bien

@SmileyFTW360 5 лет назад

Bruh

@CrazyAsianDude 5 лет назад

vraiment bien fait Hahaha!

@kirin1230 5 лет назад

Oof

@notsobadguy1894 7 лет назад

Football team leader in a nutshell.

@jamesfordham7633 7 лет назад

I don't know about your team but our team acts very gay😂

@RyzoLND 7 лет назад

Team leader?? Captain**

@notsobadguy1894 7 лет назад

Ryzo he doesnt deserve the Captain* tittle

@RyzoLND 7 лет назад

not so bad guy just saying, that's what they're called

@Lagomization 7 лет назад

Pretty sure it's captain you fucking idiot.

@TheWildWatchers7-Cali 4 года назад

LGBT?? The only LGBT around here is... LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS TO DEFEAT THE HUNSSSSS

@Goldenboy-pe2ci 4 года назад

DID THEY SEND ME DAUGHTERS WHEN I ASKED FOR SONS

@vnkawdi 4 года назад

YOUR THE SADDEST BUNCH I EVER MET

@Goldenboy-pe2ci 4 года назад

@@vnkawdi BUT YOU CAN BET, BEFORE WE'RE THROUGH

@trishlikefish9875 4 года назад

@@Goldenboy-pe2ci THE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES WILL EAT THEIR OWN POO

@kimberlyjones8152 4 года назад

@@Goldenboy-pe2ci SOMEHOW ILL MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU!

@tryagain5794 7 лет назад

Him talking about his feelings was not straight

@kloakekloaker1020 7 лет назад

Nayib Kuncar ^this.

@Frogkhan915 7 лет назад

I think the douchebag nut tap fixed it

@nothanks5570 7 лет назад

So true.

@Airestotle09 7 лет назад

Nayib Kuncar It takes a real man to express there feelings. Obviously nobody knows that anymore.

@improbablepebble8549 7 лет назад

Air Espenilla I agree

@aug1014 6 лет назад

I thought the twist would be that the guy was actually gay

@notafrog4886 6 лет назад

Florance Sweetcrest The twist is the actor is gay ;)

@aug1014 6 лет назад

Kawiti wow really? Lmao!

@LashanR 6 лет назад

That's too predictable

@aug1014 6 лет назад

Lashan that's probably true

@sathirakatugaha974 6 лет назад

The joke is satire on gay people who act stereotypically gay all the time....

@skbenga3828 6 лет назад

i just want to know what he wants the lighter for

@Alex240N 6 лет назад

Skbenga it's a straight thing, you wouldn't understand

@carolynmmitchell2240 6 лет назад

Michael Mira-Lopez he said he didn't even smoke.. read the description of the video, he wants to eat it

@blue_pingu 6 лет назад

carolyn mmitchell why!?

@ImFastImVeryFast 6 лет назад

The girls asked for the lighter. He knew they would. That's why he wanted it.

@tosoledo 6 лет назад

to light a fart, of course.

@Anon-pq6jd 3 года назад

"super straight friend" recent ticktock flashback intensifies

@Taxero79 7 лет назад

I hope people see this video and accept straight white males in society. We're here, we like beer, get used to it!

@TheoneandonlyDrops 7 лет назад

Heh not happening, go back to your straight bar you dirty Hetro ;p

@spooky_shears 7 лет назад

God hates straights!1!!1

@foxiflakes8245 7 лет назад

Dave - Taxero straight white guys put themselves out there more than anyone else, seriously we do (I don't)

@Chaotal 7 лет назад

LagiNaLangAko23 not all straight people are bad that's as stupid as saying all gay people can make babies. I have no problem with it but it's science

@bradford6333 7 лет назад

Rocco Martine The person you were replying to was being sarcastic.

@Oscar-hs6nl 7 лет назад

Funny CH made him a "super straight person" when he played a "gay Hitler"

@suk4honesty 6 лет назад

The duality of man

@justanillusion448 6 лет назад

No. This is just an accurate description of every 14 year old male.

@rednecromancer2579 3 года назад

As the only straight person in my friend group, I relate to that speech.

@youknowwho257 2 года назад

If that's not a big sad lie, let's see how's that's gonna end in the future. 💣💟💯

@user-lf5nx7qj8f 2 года назад

@@youknowwho257 wow don’t be a bitch dude

@Jake-rs9nq 2 года назад

@@youknowwho257 Oh please, gay people are a small outcast minority. So they befriend each other. He ended up in the group somehow, and that's why he's the only straight one. Society isn't going to crumble because a couple people kissed someone of the same sex.

@saaki20yearsago57 2 года назад

I have 3 straight people in friend group (two others are gay). I can confirm it's possible 😜

@justanothermortal1373 Год назад

LITERALLY ME.

@cross172 4 года назад

I decided to take a second to imagine what a flaming straight woman would be like and I instantly thought of Disney...

@capncook2006 4 года назад

Anything a woman does it straight. Even if she kisses another woman XD

@robbielawsonguitar6446 4 года назад

@@capncook2006 I'm so straight I find lesbians sexy, because lesbians kiss girls and that's not gay

@lynxaway 3 года назад

@@robbielawsonguitar6446 you joke, but I’ve seen women use that exact logic lol

@robbielawsonguitar6446 3 года назад

@@lynxaway women can't use that logic because of they're straight theyre not gonna find lesbians sexy

@lynxaway 3 года назад

@@robbielawsonguitar6446 exactly 😹 if you’re a woman who finds that sexy, you are prooobably not straight! But I hear it regardless!

@LaughS0L0ud 7 лет назад

Straight white male? Buzzfeed must love him

@disgustedworm5545 7 лет назад

LaughS0L0ud lol

@notoffensivenpc8400 7 лет назад

also cis gendered. buzzfeed will really want to have him. maybe judge which period painting is the best

@jeffbrondo6831 7 лет назад

Haha I was hoping there was a comment about Buzzfeed on this. I'm sure a few had a heart attack when seeing this.

@doomslayer9114 5 лет назад

Don’t you mean *hate*

@thisisaperson9137 5 лет назад

The road is rough ahead

@CharlesTheClumsy 7 лет назад

Now do a video of straightest girl ever.

@jp3813 7 лет назад

Still kisses other girls to get boys' attention.

@gangatalishis 7 лет назад

jp3813 OMG yo 😂😂😂

@apocalypseap 7 лет назад

A girl that kisses other girls is not straight lol. Sexual attraction is complemented by sexual repulsion and is not something you can just turn off.

@bsdx110 7 лет назад

apocalypseap So all actresses who've kissed each other on-screen are lesbian/bisexual? It's not always about attraction. Many girls do it to put on a show and get popular with the guys.

@apocalypseap 7 лет назад

+bsdx110 bi-sexual to a degree, yes.

@saahitinareddy8636 2 года назад

im so straight that i only use roman numerals because regular numbers are to curvy

@jacquesnicolay9221 7 лет назад

I think the nut tapping will get you killed. Note to all the really socially awkward people who are wondering if tapping guys nuts will make you seem cool. Do not do this, unless you want to lose your nuts, or have muscles that can prevent you losing your nuts.

@itsthemonster9277 7 лет назад

Jacques Nicolay if someone nut tapped me I'd break their jaw, that shit hurts and is gay af

@lightningandodinify 7 лет назад

Ben Hobbs XD

@user-jc2jp7rd9f 7 лет назад

Ben Hobbs so true ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@tristancreed 2 года назад

An awkard freshman learned that the hard way after he tried that on me back in college. Let's just say he sustained a mild concussion. Fun fact, he also tried puffing his chest and spitting.

@moustachio334 2 года назад

I just don’t overreact to it. If I get nut checked, I automatically go for the bean dip on the man boob. People overreact to everything now. If someone punched me in the dick or kicked me, then yea he’s going to have to earn it the hard way.

@0786RICARDO 5 лет назад

I'm so straight I've never eaten bananas in my life.

@lprashanth9501 5 лет назад

Actually I haven't

@423adriana 5 лет назад

I'm a girl and I've never eaten a banana. Is that gay?

@lprashanth9501 5 лет назад

@@423adrianadepends on what banana are u taking about

@coleslegoworld 5 лет назад

I dont even know whata banana is

@GareyGames 4 года назад

0786RICARDO same

@nitishupadhyay3972 6 лет назад

Straight as boomerang that doesn't function well😂😂

@dh7164 6 лет назад

nitish upadhyay Yeah, that was the unfunniest part.

@olefjord85 6 лет назад

...cause it's so straight :-D

@rameshshinde1193 6 лет назад

Typical Indian mentality to quote something to gain likes..

@TonyHill2335 5 лет назад

@@rameshshinde1193 *youtube mentality

@Gman1998 5 лет назад

Yeah that line got me😂😂

@lukedguy1253 4 года назад

I love how this is just making fun of the people who say stuff like this to gay people

@renatocorvaro6924 4 года назад

And yet, so many people just don't get it.

@rileysinclair5980 7 лет назад

Pretty much how I feel around anyone.... "WHY AM I NOT STRAIGHT ENOUGH????!! I'M AT LEAST 98% STRAIGHT AND THAT TWO % IS ONLY FOR CHRIS EVANS!!!" Never good enough...

@margaritam.9118 7 лет назад

Riley Sinclair Chris Evans always gets those %, mate 😅😉

@noventia8125 7 лет назад

Uh, chris evans? Really?

@bobbobson4277 7 лет назад

Noventia yeah, the 50 something ginger guy who presents the BBC Radio 2 breakfast show

@eoinoravetz3488 7 лет назад

Bruh, not evans. The only straight freebie is Chris Pratt

@ImmaChiaotzu1 7 лет назад

Bob Bobson I'm pretty sure he doesn't mean that dick but the actor who plays Cap and ripped. Also why not Chris Hemsworth?

@brendanh792 7 лет назад

Thank you college humor for giving me the courage to come out as a straight male, i thought I was alone for the longest time

@xen4425 4 года назад

*I've seen gay parades straighter than these comments*

@misterminutes4504 3 года назад

You know this is a joke right? But yeah

@ArixSage 3 года назад

@@misterminutes4504 their comment is also a joke

@deviantartguy0 3 года назад

No man, seriously. You DO know they were a joke, right? Right? Seriously, a joke.

@xen4425 3 года назад

@@deviantartguy0 are you replying to me? If so then of course i know it's a joke

@nakullele 3 года назад

“Love it or leave it” and then the way he says “yuh no” in that straight ass way. Damn near perfection 👌

@bananajoe9942 7 лет назад

obviously overcompensating

@sheeplord4976 7 лет назад

Banana Joe he seems like he is just a milenial acting manly

@rageinducedhateboner1445 7 лет назад

Which makes him more straight

@obi_the_president 7 лет назад

sheep lord What do you mean with "a milenial acting manly"? People other than millennials act like this too.

@lillmango 7 лет назад

I know someone who does. I thought he was gay.

@11simonjr 7 лет назад

Nah its a form of OCD. Look it up

@natasharuano1457 7 лет назад

It turns out he's actually gay

@longranger5226 7 лет назад

Kiwinia Oh really? I had no idea, what with all the ball smacking.

@Adam-g01 6 лет назад

Wait he's gay, but he's straight

@eden5447 6 лет назад

Adam Gawlowski he's gay but can act straight, shit need me a man like that..

@Jacktibby2011 6 лет назад

He is straight up gay XD

@Adam-g01 6 лет назад

Nico Nico Need To KMS How do you know he is gay?

@jackedfilms 7 лет назад

Straighter than Katie's cocaine lines ever since she started using a ruler template.

@redfern6281 7 лет назад

Thought the same thing, sad she didn't say it :(

@JustAnothAznNPerson 7 лет назад

Alpha Comment I don't think they want to keep flaunting Katie's drug addiction

@alexsaturday1391 3 года назад

its ironic that super straight has a different meaning now

@lawfulhusbands 3 года назад

Wait what's the new meaning? I'm lost..

@alexsaturday1391 3 года назад

@@lawfulhusbandssome ppl (usually men) call themself super-straight when they dont want to date trans person under any circumstances and generally hate trans*ppl. Example: a man refers to himself as a super-straight when he doesnt want to date a trans woman even after bottom surgery souly because she is trans. Please do not debate me, i am tired as shit. Also its a tiktok thing

@lawfulhusbands 3 года назад

@@alexsaturday1391 so a male terf basically. Sigh.. people really have nothing better to do.

@ValerioRhys 3 года назад

@@lawfulhusbands What's wrong with having preferences?

@GeneralLDS 3 года назад

nothing the issue is that people are creating a fake sexuality over these preferences to try to claim the same rights and validation as actually sexualities there’s nothing wrong with not wanting to date a trans person because they don’t have the parts you like, if only becomes an issue when you say you don’t want to date someone *because* they’re trans

@breea8235 6 лет назад

My gaydar is exploding on the "straight guy"

@nicemedotme7504 6 лет назад

i hate that word so fucking much.

@tyranidtrygon 6 лет назад

It's almost as if that's the joke

@naturesdichotomy7098 6 лет назад

id like but cant mess up the 666

@jamesbizs 6 лет назад

+ Rexmundo Rexmundo except, that wasn't the joke.

@syxoed 6 лет назад

Bonzer Bear same lol

@sourceconnection5957 5 лет назад

I'm so straight, everyone feels gay next to me. *Wassuuuup*

@mundane3809 5 лет назад

Jesus is gay?

@robenkhoury7079 4 года назад

@@mundane3809 he is

@citybay1385 4 года назад

@@mundane3809 Jesus got a 12 man harem and that's gay.

@frydfish4934 6 лет назад

As strait as dry spaghetti, but we all bend when it gets steamy

@matthewoakandpine5212 6 лет назад

Cryo Phobica this is a seriously clever comment

@adelinefizzix2987 6 лет назад

"i am not a homosexual"

@kdizzle2043 6 лет назад

More like when it boils..

@jackik1410 6 лет назад

Ever seen boiling spaghetti? The water is boiling, not the spaghetti; when it's steamy, the water is boiling and therefore the spaghetti become soft.

@kdizzle2043 6 лет назад

jackik1410 water can steam without it boiling

@Some_One_One 3 года назад

2:55 the vulnerability part was epic

@Bocqurant 7 лет назад

I think you have missed the point... this is parodying the treatment of overflaunting gays.

@fulldisclosureiamamonster2786 7 лет назад

ShiitakeLP ... The video missed its own point?

@mooxim 7 лет назад

the treatment of overflaunting gays or the behaviour of overflaunting gays?

@fulldisclosureiamamonster2786 7 лет назад

Logic is Your friend Heterophobic, I guess?

@kas9008 7 лет назад

I wonder why with that language

@salacommander2674 7 лет назад

Aaron Isak And you only further proved his point...

@betreyaljustice6096 7 лет назад

his straighteness is questionable maybe he is secretly gay

@Ethan-tn4jc 7 лет назад

i was hoping that would be the twist

@rawovunlapin8201 7 лет назад

Ethan Maja I was expecting that to be the twist, alas I was wrong.

@isabellecross2742 7 лет назад

Betreyal Justice I'm glad that wasn't the case. Bad stereotype

@Tofuey 7 лет назад

that's the joke

@boshlovely2002 7 лет назад

zachary wright It's not a bad stereotype and it's honestly a very accurate stereotype

@ohmygodbecky6829 4 года назад

If you keep going straight, eventually you go full circle and travel the globe. Circles are not straight That’s gay So lets go to space

@quirenciatala437 4 года назад

Wait till the flat earth society comes in.

@mickrusdickus 4 года назад

- Musk, Elon

@IskanderVFX 4 года назад

😂😂

@hazukichanx408 4 года назад

Ah, but you forget... spacetime, itself, is curved!

@brianisme6498 4 года назад

Hazukichan X and there’s the chance you could get trapped into a celestial body’s gravity and start orbiting it out of control. That’s gay.

@robblequoffle8456 4 года назад

June 30: 11:59 PM Companies: We're gay🏳️‍🌈 July 1: 12:00 AM Companies: *The straightest dude ever*

@Akniy 6 лет назад

The actor's gay

@christianalexandermarion 5 лет назад

"i really want him to tell me how to look, dress, think, and feel."

@moresalad221 5 лет назад

"There's studs in that wall, if you wanna hang something"

@markelkhatib2524 5 лет назад

Love that part

@SchwachsinnProduzent 4 года назад

That's neither straight nor gay, just American. Here we usually have concrete walls nearly everywhere.

@ivanivanovic5857 4 года назад

Yeah. In the UK our walls are made out of bricks, not sheet rock, which is akin to three layers of cardboard.

@seeya4046 4 года назад

Misquoting while using quotes is super gay. Actual quote: “Your stud’s here if you want to hang something” Now THATS straight.

@moresalad221 4 года назад

@@seeya4046 "You know how I can tell your gay?" Lol

@mohdfaizaan4818 3 года назад

1:12 Grant predicted the super straight

@albertbecerra 3 года назад

Well that's because being straight doesn't apparently mean being attracted to the opposite sex anymore

@DoctorLazers 7 лет назад

I thought it was gonna be a joke about those guys that are so, so uncomfortable with their sexuality that they need to constantly reaffirm that they are not gay. Like, they constantly want to talk about their sex lives, feel the need to acknowledge every attractive woman they see and say, "The things I'd do to her!" and if anyone makes a joke or the remotest comment that draws their sexuality into question they need to be like, "Well yeah, but I'm not gay or anything." Those guys are awful, just fucking awful.

@DoctorLazers 7 лет назад

jebes909090 Not where I'm from. I know like 2 dudes like that, and I'm a pretty social guy.

@jayj8142 7 лет назад

Ian Meadows sounds like u got ur future career already figured out.

@DIVAD291 7 лет назад

i dont really associate that kind of behavior with straight people tough? isnt it mostly gay people who feel a strong need to constantly show you how gay they are?

@DIVAD291 7 лет назад

well i know a lot of gay people...but i would only consider 4 maybe 5 of them to be friends. what does that have to do with anything tough? it makes sense that gay people would have to be a little clearer about their sexuality because there are less gay people overall... you dont have to know a lot about homosexuality to understand that.

@Nosirt 7 лет назад

show me on the doll where those guys touched you

@dtinagliastudios 7 лет назад

So what Mac tries to be in It's Always Sunny

@julz3tt3 7 лет назад

DTinaglia Studios haha yes!!!!

@piggybankbeats4793 7 лет назад

DTinaglia Studios "watch me do this sick backflip!"

@annelieseocallaghan801 7 лет назад

Ha Ha!

@Bejarjohn 7 лет назад

DTinaglia Studios exactly what I was thinking, this guy literally just copied everything Mac does haha

@almosttoxic7264 7 лет назад

DTinaglia Studios look in the description it says he eats lighters

@braincandy6501 7 лет назад

It's funny because this guy also played Hitler in College Humor's other sketches and it's hard to take him seriously

@bracedbird5052 7 лет назад

Seized Cheese "Yo, chill out man"

@SkindianaBonez 7 лет назад

Seized Cheese take a joke man 😂

@ethanbailey7148 7 лет назад

Seized Cheese Pepe basement wtf

@darrelsvids158 3 года назад

I've seen really gay ships in anime that are straighter than the actor who played John.

@linux750 7 лет назад

I get the "flaming straight" comment, but I wish he'd said something witty like, "ice cold straight" (in contrast to being " flaming gay").

@akpokemon 7 лет назад

It works fine until you realize simply the word "flaming" is used as an indicator for gay people. The word has been "taken over" by homosexuality. "Flaming" can't be used in describing a person's personality/sexuality without most instinctively registering it as something gay

@akpokemon 7 лет назад

But you're still right, I'm just saying...When you hear "flaming," I think "gay" is usually the first thing most people think of

@ambarthes 7 лет назад

velkoon I'm not the best at reading tone online so, not sure if "taken over" is a joke or if you don't understand the reason "flamingly gay" is in the vernacular is because society literally used to set people who engaged in same-sex activities on fire.

@akpokemon 7 лет назад

No I didn't know. That's sad and interesting. Now gays ironically proudly call themselves flaming sometimes.

@JehuMcSpooran 7 лет назад

In Australia it's just an expression e.g. "Who the flamin heck put that there?"

@foxelexofiv5349 7 лет назад

He's so strait he makes Chuck Norris look like a circle

@diobrando5993 5 лет назад

This is basically what will happen in 20 years. When everyone is gay and you got that flaming straight guy.

@spidertwines 5 лет назад

100 percent, tbh.

@carlosduran8865 5 лет назад

Copied comment😪

@spidertwines 5 лет назад

@@carlosduran8865 Uhm, what this is the most simple thing ever nobody needs to copy this

@diobrando5993 5 лет назад

Carlos Duran bro i havent seen a single person post this

@atanpeep4162 5 лет назад

And you walk past a group of gay jocks and they yell.. "straight" and "no bum action"

@rozalie2907 3 года назад

The super straight statement aged like vine.

@perlajurado8953 7 лет назад

Seems gay to me

@spottysneeky8567 6 лет назад

hes so straight its looping back into gay

@babybunny3854 6 лет назад

Perla Jurado that was so gay lmao

@piranhasforscissors 6 лет назад

When I do these things people think I'm gay. Maybe it's because I'm in high school.

@SirStunna205 6 лет назад

Perla Jurado a

@goobermeister 6 лет назад

So a Chad?

@Louva3 5 лет назад

@truejaystone3425 5 лет назад

Fake chad

@The_Totes_Adorbs 5 лет назад

Chad doesn't exist.

@The_Totes_Adorbs 5 лет назад

@@Junkhead_210 normie doesn't exist.

@shrimp1276 5 лет назад

Xion Dominagus sounds like something a non-Chad would say

@Turk3yFilms 7 лет назад

this is every straight guy in Toronto right now

@hammieli1875 7 лет назад

Mike Hunt ummm... i dont think so... majority's asian... hes not

@TheZoeBig 7 лет назад

Hammie Li FACT.

@mavendeo 7 лет назад

Mike Hunt You misspelled Tennessee...

@ghost_curse 7 лет назад

Brampton=/=Toronto.

@erebus7306 7 лет назад

Brampton race percentage White=5% Black=35% Asian=60%

@somdattamajumdar889 3 года назад

"James Dean is gay?" "Hella gay" "Really?" *suddenly unsure* "I don't know"

@creed_bratton3363 7 лет назад

He should've talked about guns, cars, football, and hot chicks

@micah5552 6 лет назад

That ending nut tap was a straight punching bag instead of a tap who does that shhh..

@t.jackson2613 6 лет назад

Micah 555 who taps nuts?

@micah5552 6 лет назад

Jess Hammond unknown lol looks painful.

@kezack2418 6 лет назад

Jess Hammond Straight peo-

@exine5349 6 лет назад

Who taps people's nuts? That basically means: You're gay in disguise.

@atomm4675 6 лет назад

Kezack you got it all wrong, gay people tap nuts, straight people punch nuts.

@gnarlsley 7 лет назад

legit there's some guy at my school who's super against gay stuff but also does lap dances to dudes. dunno if that's normal or something. dunno

@Goldy01 7 лет назад

It's only gay if the balls touch.

@sjlee102201 7 лет назад

Goldy specifically the sack needs to touch another man's sack

@SuperACG 7 лет назад

He's stress testing his straightness. Anybody else would have turned gay. Not him. He's a rock.

@confederatecletus3751 7 лет назад

Just a straight guy trying to make some money. Very common

@penelopesoares7431 7 лет назад

It's that weird guy friend faze, some people in my old class would sit on each other's laps and moan, walk around skipping and holding hands and hold each other down on lockers. They weren't homophobes per say but most of them were kind of judgy towards the community.