How to Tell If You're a Basic Bro 

When saving someone's life is rarely gay

Or, you could be like me and carry a keychain CPR Mask, then it's never gay and I don't get sick by performing CPR on a stranger.

It's okay as long as you say "No homo" first

you just killed me

as long as balls don't touch

@bruce wayne also the doctor in “retarded test” is great

Well, that's just the accurate name of his medical condition, that's nothing to laugh at.

The deadpan delivery makes it all perfect

@@elonzalor5287 just so perfect xD xD

It's like being called "basic" by that thing from The Grudge.

Wow I'm the 1000 to like

Muqri Seni wow 🤩 you’re so special

I was the 2000th like, you're welcome

🤣🤣🤣

I'm the 3000th to like👀

I like milk when I get up...

It was an early lunch

hooters serves breakfast?

@@sixoffcenter80 no they don't haha

I have been to Hooters only twice, and I was NOT impressed with the food. Everything else was ok.

yeppp,, like seriously wtf,, loollllll

I didn’t really get that line. Why would someone NOT have a crush on Emma Watson?

@@rhombicosidodecahedron4821 because it's too obvious

@@rhombicosidodecahedron4821 I don't lmao. And i honestly don't get guys who do. What is that, like a harry potter fetish?

I find Emma Watson to be attractive. With that said, I don't have a crush on her.

So you care who likes One Direction? That's basic.

So how does that affect you?

Thankfully that is basically the only thing she said that describes me... I think its less because i'm a basic bro and more because i'm a cranky old man at heart and those tone deaf philistines are ruining music

^^ oh yeah, he's basic.

@@Ben-rz9cf Same here. lol

Sarah THEONE LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS

i thought it was 'me mates'

What's the equivalent of a brojob? Avin a wank wif me m8s?

Drinking dark fruits, wearing bucket hats, listening to Stone Roses/Courteeners

Unhelpful Revelations we use both

Her delivery was fire🤣🤣🤣

@@KavalierKhalil Gotta agree. The doctor's execution was picture perfect every single line.

She sounded so professional

TonyLoaf I love how quickly that "Fuck you" came out. lol

TonyLoaf I was wondering who that was a picture of.

TonyLoaf hahaha i Lol'd XD

+TonyLoaf i had the same reaction

+SALdosry Then you Sir, are a grade 4 basic bro. I wish you a speedy recover. #BasicAsFuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

+stevenan93 Dude...the U...not the K.

+SikMisfits I thought more U's would be like a fooooook sound

stevenan93 Yeah, and more K's is totally a Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck sound

SikMisfits fuuuuuggggggg

Bro that's basic

Really?

Asus Kuning Yup. They even have a channel.

André Domingues What is it?

The Floating D-Angel murphandemily

Backstage Bum Opposites attract though. They must not have the right spark.

Kerri nailed the seriousness.

Flying Dutchman "I'm dead" is totally basic

This is Deputy Wiegel of the Reno Sheriff's Department.

Except for a woman's jaw!

Ryan Vern Naw, it just takes practice and then our jaw becomes quite strong ;)

nothing is more insecure and attention seeking than a girl with crazy color hair. u mad? come at me bro

+Ryan Vern why don't you go try to say that shit to a female boxer, see what happens bitch.

Ivan Dobrichkov Nothing is more basic than anyone who says "u mad? come at me bro?"

@Ben G of course not, theyre like in their 30s now.

@@alexandermarquardt597 I know, totally hate how crazy girls used to get about those four English dudes. I mean, the music was shit and so fucking controversial. They were too obsessed about them, the Beatles were utter trash and of course now everybody pretends it wasn't teenage girls who made the Beatles famous, because they are too scared of saying so. Disgusting.

@@alexandermarquardt597 You completely missed the point, uh?

@@alexandermarquardt597 good job, you just proved you're a basic bro.

@@aureliobulzaga4648 your comment would've been smart, if any of what you wrote was true, but alas...

I mean, I eat brats when they get too noisy in public. Does that make me a basic bro?

*slowly fries kielbasa*

@Kyle Peterson TBF, I also love Fantasy Football (2x Champ 🏆), love brats with passion and get agro about sports if it's someone seriously crapping on my favorite team. I also support tf out of the LGBTQ community (including my family members), vote for socially progressive political candidates and wash out my recyclables. How's that for profiling, biiiitch? 😁🍻

@@specialwhenlit8435 Are are a basic bro, but only around stage 2 with the help of the non basic bro behaviour

What is a brat to you? It is a spoiled kid to me

Underrated comment

Oh yeahhhhhh my god yes its a FRATT stereotypee

Kate uptown would be worse

Or jennifer lawrence

In a few years, Dakota Johnson will be another acceptable response.

Boogeymed Jennifer Lawrence is a fraud. She's a master at putting up a fake image for the public.

kadish chagayeva It's not about who it is. It's that he "has a crush" on Hollywood actress. That's some basic ass shit.

Too true.

Perfect comment

That's why I stopped using 9gag. They ruined the gag in 9gag. 😂

What a intresting Butterfly🦋😏

You know it :)

agree about the doctor; she was stellar "basic as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck"

***** I died.

Shesaz woman love the douche bags just like we like a basic bitch

Cpt Solo Speak for yourself

Shesaz ok

...Because everyone knows that being basic is a...bad thing?... I don't quite understand where you're going with this one.

***** you lack a unique* personality.

I'll admit it. I do some of that basic shit. I do love bacon so much that I ruin it for everyone. I call my guy friends my boys sometimes. But I don't like watching sports, and I don't drink anymore. I also jam to Taylor Swift and Justin Bieber. I need to go get tested for basicness so that I can finally know...

ferrariteddy Everyone has a Unique personality, or at least the ability to have one. Some people see something they think is cool in someone else and try to copy it exactly, and then just become an exact carbon copy clone.

FAT FEMINIST EVERYWHERE! I CAN'T RUN!

Kelsey Peel Haha.

Kelsey Peel Lol very true

Kelsey Peel I rejoiced at your point about eminem. God bless your soul you beautiful angel.

Kelsey Peel That's some basic as shit.

Kelsey Peel And Axe body spray.

Damn. Still that would have been pretty basic.

***** I have no idea what you're talking about. :(

NomsayinBrah Ayyy lmao Top tier basic right here.

NomsayinBrah Ayyy lmao Dat user...

***** Hi...

Save him before it is too late

You are NOT going to change him, he is not going to mature. He is just going to morph into his dad or that uncle of his who drinks tall boys and talks about how Trump is gonna make America great again, except then it won't be Trump, just like Nixon before, it'll be some new douchebag. Dump his ass now.

Freya Mulhall leave.him.now

Freya Mulhall it's ok it might not be too late you can try too help him

Freya Mulhall A moment of silence for this poor woman

You are

Just ask yourself: Does everyone else do what I think I have for myself? If the answer is yes, you're a basic bro.

Stage 2.

Stage 4 terminal

What straight guy doesn't have a crush on Emma Watson?

nah

Oh no, this case of basic bro is in the terminal stage

Pfft only basic bitches bitch about the man cave

That's because when you hit 30 you're supposed to replace it with your den. Bookshelves, different kind of chair but you put whatever you want on your computer so its not as big of a change as they think.

True, I can respect someone with a den or an office, far less basic.

I don't know why i like her...something about her just makes me want to..........

its basic to like emma watson because everyone male or female likes her, which is pretty basic

It's just that many guys grew up watching her owing up in the HP movies. Plus, Hermione character is very well written. Like, an ideal supportive female bro.

Eh, everybody's gay for Emma Watson. I don't think it's so much basic as it is universal.

Heh... for the longest time I've felt like Emma Watson is incredibly overrated. I don't find her that attractive, and she's not as smart as she's made out to be (that UN speech of hers was garbage, for example). Then again, I'm not a Basic Bro... so I'll never understand it anyway :P

+canadmexi Gumshoe!

canadmexi this guy is my brother hands down lol

You're a basic bro/bitch

This guy seems like he would follow that comment up with either: "I, on the other hand, am a more sophisticated specimen myself, and yet the single enigma I am currently unable to solve with my 160 intelligence quotient is my lack of girlfriend." Or "I'm tired of all these jerks in my school that are so basic. I'm the only nice guy, but girls only like guys who are man to them and play football. Why don't girls like nice guys???? Uhhhhh"

Same brother same

She's the girl from the State on MTV.

Wasn't she on Reno911? I believe Deputy Wiegel.

Mozata Only basic people use facebook for social reasons. Only basic people use instagram, etc.

No one uses facebook anymore its for old people. Basic people use instagram

@@gabriellucas5494 lmao plenty of young people use fb dumbaas

If you use instagram for anything but looking at hot women's photos you're pretty darn basic. Oh wait, I suppose looking at hot women at instagram is also basic, isn't it? LOL

pffff... "Facebook Wall" okay grandpa

Basic as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

basic bitch VS basic bro who sucks more???

pokemonmaster723 They suck equally.

***** there must be some difference, in my opinion the basic bitch sucks more. 1) being a basic bitch is an insult, a bro is respected. 2) a basic bro is liked, by his bro's, and a basic bitch is.... alone. 3) bro comes is calling someone a brother. bitch is calling someone a F***ING female dog but i wonder which truly sucks more

pokemonmaster723 Apples and Oranges.

... and The State

She's that chick from that show.

I dunno her dialogue is pretty basic

@@alexandermarquardt597 thhhhhhhhank you, I was racking my brains as to where I recognised her

@@jmace2424 but her delivery is masterful!!

I went to community college in a smaller town in MI, and there were dudes I would hear on the phone with their bros all the time: "Dude! Were you at the bar last night?" And I would think to myself: "It was TUESDAY!!"

Hey, I am such a badass, guess what I did...the SAME THING as MILLIONS of others.....yep you heard me. Also it was RETAIL so in doing it I paid money to massive faceless corporations because I believe that Budweiser ad where its a blue guitarist playing in a neon lit joint with cold bubbles dripping down the neck on a hot Louisiana night, rather than a sweaty plumber from Uttoxeter. Afterwards I bought cocaine just like everyone else and I do actually fantasise that because I got an extra half gramme for my bro, that I am now a narco. I am a CONSUMER...

an: I used to tell my friends the list of drugs I had taken THAT night, at the party I was meeting them at. I was about 17 or 18, and was a basic teenage drug addict.

@@milascave2 thats rough mate. Hope you're doing better

Grace Padgett I ❤️ u

Seems pretty basic to me

he is pretty based tho.

How to tell you're basic: 1. Complain about shit that isn't targeted at you

Inkaian I wish I could like this on the app.

the fact that you commented under this exact video is hilariously ironic.

Really What is this 2013 complaining about Pewdiepie is so damn played out at dis point Dude U R Basic as FUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCC!!!!-

James Dickson As long as it's not a romance novel.

Basic bros wouldn't be caught dead reading a romance novel. If he can successfully crack one open and read it through... that's a cure right there.

I read Tom Clancy, I think that qualifies as basic bro. Reading man books doesn't count.

As long as it's not Jordan Peterson, sure!

@Black Rod Neeeeerrrrrrdd!!!!!

Most actor and actress are there just by pure luck

She was Oscar good, I think

@@alexandermarquardt597 more of an ass guy myself but the whold liking bacon thing was OVER liking it like making everything with bacon even if it ruins the bacons flavor and texture. And hating boys bands isn't basic as it means the person playing it is more basic then you'll ever be

@@alexandermarquardt597 your telling me your going to wrap your tuna and salmon with bacon?

Have you had bacon?

@@alexandermarquardt597 How was it? I've had a tuna bacon sandwich, it was good.

@@alexandermarquardt597 Basic is writing that you aren't basic and you are 100% justified in hating kids for having different music tastes in every single comment section. Jesus, grow up

Jason Lindbeck I’m SUPER PROUD!

bragging... basic bro 101

me

these requirements are random and do not even go together. girls wear fit its backwards. the pic thing is wtf the rest is movie stereotypes for men. also if your ashamed. your basically insecure.

Hit a little too close to home, did it Josh?

Well he is...

123florus You're basic, bro.

Well i guess i'm a bit basic but apart from that only the thing with the bacon is true for me^^

123florus They got me on the Emma Watson one.

dashortgamer Wouldn't say she's a crush but yes she is stunning ;) what would you say is the best rapper alive?

Seeing this comment 5 years too late, I just wanted to say that I hope you've accomplished your goal. I believe in you.

I think we lost him

@@jordan555100 The self-awareness killed him

@@aureliobulzaga4648 Probably in jail for storming the capitol, or maybe recouping from not taking the vax.

@@jordan555100 With a name like Swiggity Krinks I don't think there was ever a real chance.

Because it's a fad! Being hipster is a fad, being goth is as well. A fad.

Cea you dno what real gothic culture is, it's based on gothic literature but yea hot topic is a fad

Alex Li Actually yeah, amde a mistake in my op too. Meant geeth :p

Alex Li I'm gonna be honest here, I don't know much about goth subculture, but still, it's a fad.

The definition of hipster is weird, they like old stuff, yet they like things "before they are cool". Liking old stuff is liking things after they WERE cool. The two definitions sort of cancel each other out.

Theos Castro at first when I think "Postmodernism" is a greek philosopher

Theos Castro everything is art, wake up.

The photographer did use the rule of thirds fairly well there so I guess you could consider it professional.

Not the point. Its a cliche poster that you see plastered on a lot of college dorms (or at least used to), mainly by dudebros who just wanted to put up kissing lesbians without being called a creep/to look 'deep'

***** everything has congruence, has a purpose, everything was formed for a reason, and that's beautiful to me. just because it's everywhere doesn't mean it's void of it's own definition. the term isn't useless bc we have to stop and appreciate the art before we can understand it, art is subjective and it may not be screaming out at you, but you can find it in everything.

But I thought, only bitches could be basic!

heeeeyyyyyyyyyyyy friend

+Kyo Mebi heeeeeey brother there's an endless way to re discover

+Kirolos Saad heeeeeeey sister, do you still believe in luv I wundeeeer

+Rick Master ohhhhh but if the sky is falling downnnnnn for uuuuu

There's nothing in this world I wouldn't dooooooooooo

Everyone has a basic friend. But that's because basic is average, and average is almost as widely spread as stupid and douchy.

MSP Redgrave i love how you said almost xD

MSP Redgrave Better to be basic than stupid or douchey,don't you think?

MSP Redgrave There's nothing wrong with having a dick and having a crush on emma watson or referring to your buddies as your squad, crew, boys, or whatever name you can think of, I see nothing stupid, douchey or average with that, if that is the case then, girls are just as basic/average/douchey as guys since they drool over pictures of models and actors, call their friends their girlfriends and a shit ton of other stuff. FTR I thought this video was hilarious but it's just ignorant to call guys douchebags/average/stupid just because we have some of the attributes in this video.

Oh look, a statement! I think you dropped your argumentation somewhere.

Being able to define yourself in a single word is a serious condition, regardless of what that word is.

It's true though

oh wow. so true though XD

No buddy, it's not.

666 likes

Pretty sad how inaccurate it is for most men. I dont drink and hate when a basement is referred to as a man cave.

Basic Bros are what women want. I’m not basic so women tend to get pissed

Dan Dude Basic is attracted to basic. Basic is the majority. Therefore more women are attracted to basic bros simply due to numbers. If you're not interested in basic, then they're doing you a favor by not wasting your time.

"Pretty sad how inaccurate it is for most men. I dont drink and hate when a basement is referred to as a man cave." Well I do drink, but I don't brag about it. I don't tell anyone about it actually. Basements are unheard of where I live because the ground is so hard.

That tough

Janelle Rae I don’t get it tho.

@@MrSam603 it is like every woman saying they have a crush on Tom Hardy.

You say it, like it's a bad thing

@@mazadancoseben4818 its basic is the point, unoriginal, like everyone had a crush on emma watson.

@@yellowranger4629 most of harry potter male fans have a cursh on emma watson like me

Normies are now an untamed epidemic in college.

Even the term normie is basic.

@@coasternamegenerator5611 what isn't tbh ?

+marwan mahmoud Don't you mean UNILAD?

I Am A Tumour lol

Indeed.

Triggered

"She's also a feminist who doesn't hate guys." Ahahahaha- oh wait, you're being serious. Well this is awkward.

MusketWalrus LOL! I know what you mean. "Most" feminists hate men, but if you have seen her speech in the UN, and on other media, you'll realize that Emma Watson is different.

MusketWalrus Your ignorance is showing.

Hun do you know what a feminist is? Not the angry Tumblr feminists, do you actually know what what real feminism is striving for?

I don't have a crush on Emma Watson. She is like your every day girl and i have seen lot more beautiful women in daily life. I guess once you are in movies no matter how average you are people gonna be obsessing over you.

+DaekarK Yepp basically (no pun intended)

+DaekarK truuuue.

+Balsac Teabaghar Oh so mad xD

all "mature women" are whores

Gotta say something about the "yeah well being a basic bro gets you laid" and the girls who say it doesn't. It does. It gets you laid by girls with the maturity of a 12 yr old. So one could argue quite credibly that Roman Polanski, for all his talent as filmmaker, was also the prototype of the basic bro...

RealationGames You are a stage four basic bro.

No, that would be saying this: First!

RealationGames shit's basic

RealationGames Your comment makes me happy.

+Arturo Rincon "God, I HATE feminists! All they do is hate on men!" What? No, that's not ev-"FUCK FEMINISM!"

+mercygal1 you gotta admit though, this wave of feminism isnt all that great, feminism is a good thing, feminists arent nessicarily good at it

What? No. Most feminists today are pretty good at being feminists. They're doing good feminist shit like advocating for both men and women, raising awareness, and being generally really supportive. There are some silly kiddos on Tumblr that seem to think they can add "#feminism" to whatever misandrist or fat acceptance thing they come up with, but they sure as hell aren't accepted by the mainstream movement.

mercygal1 might be semantics, but isnt mainstream just the most well known version? i mean its not just tumblr after all you have the whole "girl gamer thing" even though nobody gives a shit. dumbass wage gap people the fucking scientists shirt

Jesus, no. You're still taking random things that aren't actually a part of feminism and using them as examples. Except the wage gap, which is *sort of* a thing. The problem isn't women getting paid less for the same job, it's companies passing them over for promotions or not hiring in the first place for certain positions. So there is actually a wage gap, but it's not what people like to say it is. Girl gamers? Really? How in the hell are attention-starved teenagers related to feminism? That isn't even a thing. Jesus. And yes, mainstream is the more well known version. But that sure as hell isn't what you're talking about. Just because the part of "feminism" you know happens to be the straw man version doesn't mean that it's actual mainstream feminism. I don't know shit about astronomy, but that doesn't mean that mainstream astronomy actually refers to the stars in the big dipper as "shiny dots 1 through 7." The scientists shirt? Nobody even gives a shit about that anymore. Everyone basically just said it was insanely unprofessional to wear a shirt with naked people on it to a formal press conference and moved on with their lives.

its a joke video, dont take it too seriously.

Basically. Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

***** i also judge people based on what they hate. and what they complain about. which leads me to conclude that almost everybody in this world is petty as fuck.

***** alrighty then.

is that a stalin mario picture? or am I stupid?

Michelle Woods yes

WHAAAAAAAAT

I swear the way she said that was so funny. 🤣🤣

I totally read "menus" as "mean-us" like Venus.

Kyndal Burns me too!

mannymmv ive been to hooters with friends families..you dont have to be a creep about it ..they have cold beer and good wings..

Josh Crook I'm afraid you might be Basic...

Oh right Josh...People go to Hooters for the cold beer, Because they don't have cold beer at every single convenient store in town!...As far as food goes, Hooters does have pretty good food. Also nice "Breasteseses" HA ;)

Broseidon calling somewhere a 'man cave' is highly basic, you may be testing positive for early signs, please be careful.

Abandoned Autopilot ha not my fault women make men NEED a place to just be themselves..fact of life..btw a basic bitch with late signs galore over there tisk tisk.

Lmao i'm pretty sure someone with your mentality doesn't need a break from women as they wouldn't go near you. Chill and stop being such a pissbaby xoxo 'basic bitch'

Abandoned Autopilot lol you sure got defensive quick, what can dish out nonsense but can't take reality? I laughed at the video simply pointed out where it went wrong don't take things so serious..

Abandoned Autopilot ehem, untrue, a man cave is like a house, except it is just a room that only has the man's influence on it and no influence from women, it is not basic it is just a way of life and if something like that makes people basic, i guess, going on YT, going out with friends, eating sleeping and drinking would make someone basic? WRONG! it's a way of life, The More You Know *insert rainbow here*

following a group doesn't mean you don't have a personality. I agree the things you listed are stupid but I'd like to hear what you think a "personality" is.

You act like people just mindlessly hate bronies. There is a significant reason. I prefer not to see 30 year old virgins posting pony porn all over the internet. It's disgusting and pathetic, and yes the majority of bronies have a sexual attraction to a little girl's show, and that is undeniable.

Dr Fruitz really? show me the statistics. I would love to know. Just because you see a lot of fanatical bronies does not mean they are the majority of the group. Thats like saying all muslims are terrorists because the only muslims you see on the news are ISIS. fyi, I'm not a brony.

You probably hate football even though YOU don't even know what it is. Don't start throwing around philosophical bullshit because if no one has a personality, that includes you.

Franco Dicola how do you know they hate football...