The Stuttering Drill Sergeant - SNL 

iPwnR this is too accurate. Never actually heard words during a beating.... just unintelligible screaming.

iPwnR I also did in Georgia XD

Wow

One of my Drill Sergeants had a slight stutter as well.

In the air Force we had one. Took him an extra min. But he got his point

i know that reference

I'm also familiar with that reference

That kid actually ended up joining the army.

@@peachylady No he didn’t he’s a SoundCloud rapper

Imagine if that kid actually did join and made his way up to Staff NCO or w/e... But nope, just a "rapper" now

Brian Gruenewald I heard it too lol

My mother recovered from stuttering and nevr let us imitate a stutterer. Made this hard to watch..

Lol she gotta heart. She deserves candies, flowers and all that sweet shi💯😂

I missed that. Thanks for pointing it out. She sounds so sweet.

@@jewishnostalgianmm481 Does she still s s s s s s s s st st st st st st st Stu Stu Stu Stu Stutter?

KCKFilms same

It just doesn't make sense to me. Why not just speak instead of interrupting yourself.

buck smoke go up to a person in a wheelchair and say, why can’t you just walk? See....

I stutter as well and I do relate very much

I went through a period of stuttering like this. I remember one day in particular. It was horrible.

haha bruh, thats like the best nickname for that

JustARegularAdele damn i stutter i want to be called that 😂😂😂

That is awesome

Dude, are you in a ragtag group of mercenaries for hire? 🤣 that's awesome

Nick G haha ikr? Like I’m picturing this intro to this group of mercenaries one by one “and him?” *shows a guy killing people and stuttering to say a slick one liner* “they call him Remix...” *freezeframes with the ‘Remix’ on the screen in a cartoony font.

This is not musical.We are not friends

WarParty! At the Outpost that was the only funny part

Read it as it was happening

WarParty! At the Outpost I died laughing at that!

I replayed that bit 20 times

As someone who stutters and went through speech therapy I back this, of course it varies from case to case but we can sing without a stutter although in speech therapy they usually teach us other methods then breaking out into song every time we stutter

Well, except for the part where any junior enlisted would get immediately facefucked for calling a drill "sir"

Maybe accurate on stuttering part, but Army only calls officers sir. Drill instructors expect to be called drill sergeant. Anything other than that will get you smoked!

yeah, the singer Gareth Gates is a good example if you watch his audition video

@@mynameissang Don't call me Sir. I work for a living.

@Green Mamba Games is it on netflix?

Is it a compliment that someone doesn't break character on SNL?

@@gardnerj44 That would probably speak ill of the sketch as it wasn't funny enough haha

I recommend The Orville

@@literallyapenguin7576 I too am here to recommend the Orville

What about where they had to repeat what he said?

THIS IS NOT A MUSICAL

2:01

a. Ramirez that was happening as I read it 😂😂😂😂

fr tho lol

Ken Fulton {Baby Elder} I hear seamus (the peg legged guy) more lol

Its seth mcfarlane so i think its cause he their voice actor im not sure

I hear Brian

Yes I have and I apologise🎵🎶

Same in my mind I kept imagining Pewterschimdt talking to Peter

That's my fave part!

Why no reply?

I relate

carloseskimo what is life w/o a bit of laughter?😎

i’m a stutter too 👋🏼 i cried when i watched the King’s Speech back then, my relatives sit besides me thought it’s funny, it made me feel bad

@@heung1gong2yan4 yeah that movie is SUPER relatable lol, but i work hard to not do it, but im not perfect so i still do it sometimes, but i make music and that helps! I rap and dont do it when i rap

@@Elmer_Fudd we all have to laugh at ourselves, life would be alot harder if you cant! Lol

@@carloseskimo Rap kinda rolls off the tongue?👍🏻

That Seth sure he will play it right

I stopped my stuttering by repeating the words in my mind first and then saying them to myself over and over slowly. Breaking the words down by using the syllable format. Like " Hospital " I'd break it down by concentrating on the word in my mind, then would go Hos·pi·tal super slow and build up as I get more comfortable with repeating them. (Hospital) was a daunting word for me to master without stuttering and I stuttered that word for many years. Then, I repeated the problem words or sentences faster and faster till I got it at a more normal speech rate pattern. Stuttering was a serious challenge so I feel for others who have that problem.

I know, right. Great impression, right down to the classic avoidance tactic of "word substitution." Like when he coundnt say give me twenty, he said give me five and five and five and five. As a stutterer, I know exactly what's that like. Some words I simply cannot get out of my mouth, so I use a different word that I can actually say instead. But sometimes there is no way around it. Stutterers really suffer and no one who doesn't stutter can really know what it feels like. You cannot explain it. You have to live it to know.

2019(G) “Respect and dignity.” Furthermore: (“Respect and dignity!”) ••• “Respect and dignity, 2019?”

Worst stutter of my life: (I’ve only stuttered, maybe like 8 times? Idk) So back in school with my friends, we were walking around, and I saw the CUTEST DOG EVER (some type of corgi I think), and I said (or rather, attempted saying): Hey guys! Look over there! It came out as “Hey guys, l l l llll l l l lu lu lu lu lu lu lu lu lu......... lu lu lulu.....(It was at this moment, he knew, he gave up.) Over there!”

Sketch Malkus i think the drill seargant is the maker if family guy

Mr. Grim 501st He is.

What would ever give u that idea...???lol

@@HamboneyGamezYT Holy crap I forgot I wrote this 😳. Yeah, was just being cheeky.

Yeah, about that...

Same lol😂🤣

Sooooo agree!!!!!

does*

Snowy boy just got to this point

I did too. That was hilarious 🤣🤣

georgia.sucks you are tracking these a skits and fake you idiot

@@althompson8477 Your sentence doesn't even make sense.

I thought I was the only one who caught that!! I didn't stutter growing up but I did have dyslexia. Even now, it comes back a little. Instead of me saying something like "I like your car" I'll say "I car your like" :'-( Not everyday but every once in a while :-)

paige.plague I went back and on the fourth try found the spot and she totally does. Must be a sweety that one.

DRock6906 that for thanks

yup, this is true. It's like waves.

fr

I disagree. We had this kid in high school that would hang up on all sorts of different snags. He he he t t t talked a l l l lot l l l like I'm t t t t typing.

​@@mikeries8549 agreed I have a stutter I've seen both kinds I'm more so like Seth in this clip myself so I understand my fellows being upset at a narrow depiction but both are accurate although it'd be nice to see a wider range than the usually porky pig jimmy from South Park is a good representation of that

@@Zach-qs2bw and always remember, jimmy didnt let it be his handicap :)

Well he did make family guy

Girard Whiting did you help him not to stutter? I probably would have

Jesse Walker well, yeah I helped. Whenever I was called in his office for doing something stupid I helped him get over his stuttering problem quite easily.

Girard Whiting exactly what I mean lol

Girard Whiting Hooah. What was your unit? :) 10th Mountain here.

Flah P Buns I was a 14T. Air defense artillery 6/52 hooah!

Waving killed me...😂

I died laughing at that! I was like, "wtf?!"

We. All have some problems with our body. I have been with friends where we teased one another about our problem. Laughing at ourselves is the best medicine. H h h h hiugs

Same here but my dad would get mad and told me either get it out or don’t talk

A stutter makes you smarter because you learn people

the_chubby _jedi ok yes I so can relate. My dad pulled me out of speech therapy and then continued to get angry every time I stuttered. And awkward silences and the worst thing for me when it comes to stuttering. I sing for a band though and I can sing fine, just talking is harder for some reason. It’s improved a lot though

John Farley what have you done to fix it?

Anyone else catch this at 0:59 ? The sergeant says "If I made it abundant clear to you LADIES!? ..." baahahaha

I heard that, made the video even better.

Lm lm lm lmfao!

Cause watching him stutter is adorable

I said aww too lmaoo such a good sketch

Haha yea I heard it

Nick Cox I lost it there

Not as good as Will Ferrell in this role.

Yeah, but it's SNL

That's how the Army looks tbh

@@ghjcfgchv you think it has anything to do with the fact that they're improv comedians and not men who served our country? Lol, of course, they look like they are playing dress-up... Because they are

@@theobnoxiouslycharming1747 that's what I said

Cody Blaisdell Not really! They kinda look like my brother in his old uniform. he quit in training

it was necessarily the words you chose. it was confirmation of yes, re-statement of what was ask. So it was properly response. Not english... not grammar. Just a response.

😂😂😂

I do that.

What the deuce?

Everyone will eventually

He still kind of does

@@joscar062 not necessarily

That's why he knows the tricks.

don't make me Google this, sir 😥

Nice pfp

Like, you didn't realize after 1 or 2 seconds?

Tbh i didn't realize untill 00:15

And Monroe was played by Kenan Thompson.

Also no political bullshit

@@reissnerjify Dude, they've been doing political stuff since episode 1.

+TheTimster90 "dress yourself, dress yourself."

Those uniforms are soooooo off...

NightshadeSC Also how you don’t refer to your drill sergeants as sir lol

That e7 did the impossible..walking in parade rest😂

Same I swear 😂🤦🏻‍♂️ also I just got back from fort Huachuca and the fact that he called the specialist a private

lol, he should. American Dad is one of Seth McFarlanes tv shows!!!

@@pat5star Yes I know...that's...exactly why I said it...

More like Dr. Hartman

Or Mr pewterschmidt?

iam a stutter but i never stutter while shouting singing or recalling things but the sketch was pretty funny

+Carlos Olivierra I don't stutter when singing but shouting seems to make it worse 😂

I stutter as well! Tbh i think you're super tough...I'm afraid to talk because of it xD But this is funny af xD

i have to tap my feet to make the words come out

Pretty awesome to see you take pride in who you are :)

@Repent and believe in Jesus Christ I took the wooooooook to Poland

@Repent and believe in Jesus Christ Call a psychiatrist, or someone who can teach you about normal human behaviour. Stop it... get some help!

@@philippeamon7271 your arguing with a bot account

Yep

Lol

He actually does have a small stutter but it’s only heard doing interviews when nervous.

Yep

Lol

Actually it's super easy, barely an inconvenience

Its that way. , his mind already knows the words When singing . He's not thinking about what he's going to say.

My uncle invites me and all the other boys from the neighborhood for sleepovers at his house. He’s very nice but a little odd and too friendly at times.

@@user-nz5xf2ud5i Ok tmi

I had a track coach who had a really bad stutter, but he was also a retired foreign language teacher who didn't stutter a bit in Spanish or French.

Mel Tillis the country singer stutters as well

*SERGEANT

@Axel S S S A R G G E N T

They don’t say drop and give me however many, they say FRONT LEANING REST POSITION MOVE, IN CADENCE, EXERCISE.

@@marckempe2143 1 2 3, 1, 1 2 3, 2, 1 2 3. 3, 1 2 3, 4

CreeperCanine S S S SERGANT

Shaun Kelly favorite part

That and "Don't push yourself" were the funniest parts of the skit for me 😂

I stutter and I relate to this comment the most 😂

Alessandra Leigh I played that part over and over... hilarious.

Angelofmusic Wonder actually, you said the line wrong. he actually said “yes i have and i apologize”

How you got 419 subscribers and no vids hahaha gross

That got me going for 5 min str8!

🤦🏽‍♂️😆😂🤣😂🤣

I had to stop watching right there because I was laughing so hard 😂

Ik

I don't know why but he reminded me of becker from the muppets. With the eyes and the hand jestures.

I lost it at that point.

LMAO!!!!!!

I was like, "wtf?!" And died laughing!

Omg, that's why he sounded so convincing! Supercute guy. :-)

Alright, I'll bite. "Blue falcon?"

​@@TheRU-vidGame A blue falcon is an enthusiastic Air Force snitch. Type of guy who will throw his buddies under the bus to look good to his superiors.

@@kingpiece5705 Thanks, Piece.

Bon Jorte Badiango I know right? same

same here...but tbh it was hilarious lol..

Same here!

I didn't feel like it was just making fun of people with a stutter, just displaying an awkward situation. Hope it felt the same to you.

@@iamireland i know, i actually thought it was sorta funny because ive been in similar situations with presentations in class lol

Raul Mejia it’s on my bucket list to meet him

PutinWithAnimals I'm stutterer too, i can totally relate. I know so many synonyms, there are just words that I can't say 90% of the time i try to say them

The Orville is not an astronomy documentary

@@jasonle6235 He was referring to the show Cosmos.

StephenB oh

I also find it funny that it's probably the most drill sergeant quote in the video. If they don't know how to phrase something/want to try to make you laugh in order to "correct" you, they will say ridiculous shit that tends to throw you off.

Besides, they WORK for a living!

Don't call me sir, my parents were married! Maybe not to each other, but they were married...!

The Marines call their DI’s “sir”, but they are depicting the Army in this skit.

Lol. Well we know you didn't do basic at fort lost in the woods. I say this in jouste. I did basic at another fort that called D'S DRILL SARGENTS. Then did over half of my 20 at Ft Leonardwood. Leonardwood, at least back then called D'S Sargents. FYI, FT Sam Houston, also only addressed them a Sargent. It was funny. Because when I did AIT at Ft. Sam I was am E5. And had already spent time at Ft. Leonardwood. So one of my first question was. Do we address you as Drill Sargent or Sargent? Now as far as I know, and this is because all D'S I knew at Ft Sam, went to drill Sargent school at Ft Leonardwood. As far as I know those are the only two that called D'S Sargents.

And don’t even think of calling him sarge (at least in my case) he’d say “do I look like a bottom feeding fish?!?!!!!”

I have NEVER seen a Drill Sergeant wear his "Brown Round" like a cowboy hat.

@@MarkPaterson71 Like a goddamn Mounty.

ASP1RE shut up POG

correct you only address officers that way

chase Trix how you know whether or not he was deployed? You got his orders? He might not even be military but still know shit. Or he could have deployed all over the place. For you just to go call someone POG for no reason makes you look like a dumbass.

I had a buddy in basic the was named sergeant. The sergeant called him officer as an insult.

Pedro Sanchez What does POG have to do with deployment? It's a term used to insult non-infantry types and has nothing to do with deploying.

Gustavo Lopez I think he's too good for SNL :)

I thank him for making my favourite anime... American Dad.

Extremely talented...yes.

W. Bourke Feature Entertainment American dad isn’t an anime don’t disrespect that show like that

Jake Schwepker Anime is Japanese from animation, though.

the guy on the very far right would make a good peter griffin :P

The Sergeant would make a great peter griffin voice

Luigi Sciolla :3

Luigi Sciolla Erm... he does Griffin's voice.

walkro​ That's the joke...

WITHOUT THE SUTTER!!!.

That got me too lmao

AND THE COLORS MAN NOONE EVER PUTS THAT AROUND YOUR NECK LIKE THAT

Well, what're the chances a specialist would be in BMT?

Was about to say the same shit

@@justinluttrell1769 We had plenty of specialists with us at OSUT They were usually prior service or guys who had college credits but didn't got to OCS And yes the drill Sgts called us all privates regardless of rank

ikr

I saw less, I saw a black screen half way through, 2 seconds later I realized my phone died I couldn't even see the handa

wHaT dO yOu MeAn ? ? tHeY ArE wEarIng MiLitAry UnIfOrMs

....OH! I am a dumbass I thought you were implying that a green screen was involved.

Yep

Lol

Because they didn’t get the uniforms nor the customs and courtesies right. To people who serve it makes the skit lame.

ben outlaw i mean, I thought it was alright. You don’t have to see everything from the perspective that I’ve never seen a drill sergeant wear his campaign cover looking that disgusting and he’s calling specialists privates. Etc it was just a skit I guess.

@@revolution94ful dudeeeee it's a HUGE pet peave of mine.

It’s not an award winning drama, it’s an SNL skit.

Definitely triggered me.