I know a guy who always puts his glasses on when I talk with him; I thought he was just being polite (i.e., a gesture of focusing on me) but now I'm not so sure...
That purse thing. Lol. I had to stop carrying a purse because it hurt my back. Purse in the baby seat of a shopping cart and only buying one item? Yep. Been there, done that.
i haven't reached 40 yet and I am already doing some of this. Also, I am having conversations with myself. "Do we need bread?" "No, think we have that." "How much money did I bring?" "$20? That's not enough, stupid." "I know I parked in row 9, why is row 9 actually four rows wide?"
Has she been watching me in my classroom? I can't understand the kindergarteners anymore without my glasses on! Thanks for the chuckle, Karen! Love your work!
I'm sorry to say I actually DID get into the other car once. The owner had left it unlocked, so I didn't notice that my key fob hadn't actually opened it. Only when I sat down in the seat did I realize my mistake. Luckily the owner was nowhere to be seen and I managed not to get arrested. I am 51 now. That was at least five years ago.
Oh, no! I’ve done the tried-to-unlock-the-wrong-vehicle thing-soo embarrassing. In my case, it was the driver’s side door. And the guy in the passenger seat looked startled, then amused.
I have a couple of games I play in which I am the only contestant. One is called "Why did I come into this room?" and another is "Where is that thing that I had just a moment ago?"
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I just recently had a "wrong car" moment. I went to the grocery store and on my way back to my car, I push the remote to unlock the door and I opened the door and was about to get inside. Then realized the inside is clean. What happened to all that stuff that was inside? Then I realized I was at the wrong car. My car was a few spaces away. That wasn't the first time that I opened a car that was identical to mine.
I never travel alone anymore because I need at least one other to fill in my blanks! get 3 of us together and it sounds like that African tribe that speaks with clicks! We can talk for hours and laugh like crazy at our own stories but if anyone was listening in, they would have no clue what the heck we are talking about! We lose our nouns at a certain age. If you're a person, place or thing? forget it! we just fill it in with a tongue click or a finger snap! We never remember names and barely remember faces. In fact, once when chatting with a friend she told me a story about someone she knew and it was hilarious! We laughed and laughed, and it wasnt until later that I realized that I WAS THE FRIEND IT HAD HAPPENED TO! I had told her and we had both forgotten who it had happened to! I have to have a notepad by my bed so when I wake up and remember all the nouns I had forgotten I write them down! In the morning my list reads like this: BREAD! PETER! BARN! CHICKEN BREASTS! SAM! SALT! Even trying to describe things eludes me sometimes. Like: ya know that stuff that's white and tastes salty? What's it called? My sister was staying with me for the summer a few years ago and she asked me to go out to the big freezer in the garage and get some chicken breasts for dinner. I said sure, and got up. I got as far as the garage door and forgot why I was there! Soooo I went to the bathroom, cuz that's what ya do when you forget why you got up when youre my age, then I went back and sat down. My sister looked at me and asked where the chicken breasts were! I just gave her blank stare and asked, what chicken breasts! Its a terrible thing when a mind goes to waste! I should hire a kid just to run around after me and write down where Im putting things so I can find them back again! And to take the bag of potatoes out of the freezer and my purse out of the microwave. I kid you not! I put my purse in the microwave! Id love tell you it was a prank by one of my kids but it had to me cuz my kids are all gone and my husband says it wasnt him. Id like to believe it was him buuuut....
The other day I screwed the creamer spout cover back on. Then looked all over the counter, trying to find the spout cover to screw back on. Finally glanced back at the container...in my own defence, I hadn't had so much as a sip of coffee yet.
Or when I have a cold and coughing from my core! Just hacking hard as hell and fartin’ with each hack! 🤣 I mean, they are the cute toots! Not the foghorn, loud and obnoxious, greasy ones. Just cough, toot, cough, toot.... and no offensive odor. Omg! 😆😆 I’m in my 4th decade and it’s already getting interesting! 😆😆😂
The parking lot story made me think of when cars had antennas & Amoco gave away bright, orange styrofoam balls to put on top of them. You had to say, "which of those 50 balls in the lot is mine?"
If it makes you feel better, I was still a teenager when I discovered that I couldn't understand someone talking to me a few feet away if I didn't have my glasses on.
The moral is don't laugh at your parents. My mother had a pill mill that she filled up weekly. I said if I ever get to that stage you can shoot me........
i wasnt paying attention to the title but in my mind i knew her name was karen the second i saw her. i dont know how. i didnt look at the title at all. hey that looks like a karen
Man if I got confused when I was in grade school, I got called a r*****. Now if I get confused, nobody ridicules me because they're dealing with it too.
Start listening at 3:03. She mentioned the "K-K-Kia" then went right into "I guess I can't distinguish colors now". The Kia joke was also a play on the Chia Pet, which I love the double-fold writing she did right there.
No, no, that's not what I mean. The Kia joke is a secondary joke to the main one. I'm saying she says the words "K-K-Kia (three Ks)" and jumps to "I guess I can't see color", as in the KKK sees color, but she does not because she doesn't agree with them. Hopefully that cleared it up for you.
older women are the only funny women. I don't know why but for some reason every female comedian younger than 40 seems to be unable to tell a joke. maybe it's cuz women get more masculine is they age.
Nunya Bizness don't you know what menopause is? women biologically produce more testosterone after the age of 40. coincidence that that's when they're at their funniest? I think not.
I am 38 and I don't care for this type of humor. I identify with some of what she is saying, but I don't like the attitudes of most people as it relates to aging. Energy is contagious. And this type of energy , in my opinion, will not fuel the desire and discipline it takes to fast long term, exercise regularly, meditate, and other things that can strengthen are bodies and spirits.
@Carol Howard Thank you....that's good to hear. It is a goal/ dream of mine to complete a 40 day fast. Every time I fast, I feel better. Many religions and cultures believe it can strengthen our body and spirit.