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You Will Never Be Able To Change A Man. Monique Marvez 

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You will never be able to change a man, or at least thats what Monique Marvez says in this clip from her first ever Dry Bar Comedy special. In this clip Monique talks about the simplicity of men and why women will never be able to change them. Whether you're someone who has given up trying to change your man, or you're just a man looking for a good laugh, this clip from Monique Marvez is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
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@MoniqueMarvez
@MoniqueMarvez 2 месяца назад
I’m grateful beyond measure for all the comments! DryBar has been a blessing in my life. 🙏🏼💯
@jenniferanderson9402
@jenniferanderson9402 2 месяца назад
You are amazing full stop. Came to this realization and happily single. The only thing I think could be interesting is having a shared passion or intellectual pursuit with an intimate partner. I may never know, I'm 64.
@666marky81
@666marky81 2 месяца назад
I’m playing this for every one I know and everyone loves it
@hzym91
@hzym91 2 месяца назад
Very funny and uniquely insightful. I wish you much success!
@chanteandrews849
@chanteandrews849 2 месяца назад
I think I’ve found my Bear just because of your lecture 🤣😂😂
@J3rs3yM1k3
@J3rs3yM1k3 2 месяца назад
@@jenniferanderson9402 I don't know why, but when I read "intimate partner", my brain said "inmate prisoner". I was very concerned for you! Lol
@dewoynesmith
@dewoynesmith 2 месяца назад
Finally, a woman who knows us 👍
@EyalFriedman1974
@EyalFriedman1974 2 месяца назад
And who is actually funny, that's a rare breed..
@willwill235
@willwill235 13 дней назад
Took her 3 tries lol
@ashleynicole9423
@ashleynicole9423 2 месяца назад
“If you want a man to love you forever and ever and ever…don’t talk to him.” 😂😂😂😂😂
@Bloodcurling
@Bloodcurling 2 месяца назад
Spoiler
@rezadaneshi
@rezadaneshi 2 месяца назад
If women really talked to men, they'd know why he won't change. It takes thousands of years for a glacier to move a rock hundreds or thousands of miles and leave it in a middle of a desert looking all abandoned and lost with no way back. That's why
@e-mail881
@e-mail881 Месяц назад
She got that right!
@WattWireNet
@WattWireNet 21 день назад
I loved this line too! but she did follow up with "talk with him"
@schlauspieler1991
@schlauspieler1991 4 дня назад
I am glad some women know their mouth isn t for talking.
@Orweliannightmare
@Orweliannightmare 2 месяца назад
As a man I 100% approve this message.
@hinoron6528
@hinoron6528 2 месяца назад
Me too. I may not agree with all of it, but it seems like it would save us a lot of headaches for this viewpoint to be spread around a lot more!
@homosexualbiologicalmaleexit
@homosexualbiologicalmaleexit 27 дней назад
how
@aramisy.cajigas744
@aramisy.cajigas744 20 дней назад
I certainly doubt you're dumb and simple. C'mon, brother, don't underestimate yourself.
@homosexualbiologicalmaleexit
@homosexualbiologicalmaleexit 19 дней назад
@@aramisy.cajigas744 personal decision first , colective decision and leader decision and universe decision never
@hinoron6528
@hinoron6528 19 дней назад
@@aramisy.cajigas744 No, certainly not dumb. In fact I had an intellectual upbringing (though the rest of life has taught me to be humble as well). I like to phrase it this way: "Men are not simple; they PREFER simplicity. There is a difference." I agree with Monique in the sense that women assuming enormous complexity in the motivations of the men in their life are setting us both up for disappointment.
@rhight
@rhight 2 месяца назад
"Women are drunk drivers on the information highway." I'm going to laugh at that one for days! Great insights, great performance. Thanks!!
@stevenporter863
@stevenporter863 2 месяца назад
😂😂😂😂
@JC-kk5wg
@JC-kk5wg 2 месяца назад
A very funny lady. Fresh and delightful. More please!!!!!
@user-rc2zd3wc7r
@user-rc2zd3wc7r 2 месяца назад
Hilarious
@lisafryslie2574
@lisafryslie2574 2 месяца назад
Absolutely 👻
@REB65
@REB65 2 месяца назад
I’m going to laugh at that when my wife leaves the room 😜👍
@ronniefoster4418
@ronniefoster4418 2 месяца назад
You don’t need to try to change a woman just marry one and she will be completely different than the person you dated
@Craftedbywaltz
@Craftedbywaltz Месяц назад
Facts 💯
@AdamAhmed-ln6ej
@AdamAhmed-ln6ej Месяц назад
So you did not learn anything from this video. Just shutup
@coolbreeze2.0-mortemadfasc13
@coolbreeze2.0-mortemadfasc13 Месяц назад
Truth.
@DoubleDee-Beatz
@DoubleDee-Beatz Месяц назад
😂😂😂😂
@mickylawless1941
@mickylawless1941 Месяц назад
My ex-wife was amazing before we married. Within 3 months, she had done a complete 180. She used to have arguments with me in her own head. In each case, I would always piss her off with my responses. Like I said, this was in her head. She'd come home furious with me.
@karnivor1316
@karnivor1316 2 месяца назад
Monique. Never heard of you but my wife and I are sitting here laughing our butts off! (Married 51 years) when you pose the wife question "How do you want me to decorate the house?" The answer should be "Quietly, and without my participation."
@KENTUCKYUSA1
@KENTUCKYUSA1 2 месяца назад
Yes. "And leave my stuff alone."
@bamidele4383
@bamidele4383 2 месяца назад
​@@KENTUCKYUSA1this one!! 😂
@williamwise9360
@williamwise9360 2 месяца назад
Me too!! I can’t look when they put up the posters in their rooms with the stapler!! 🧐
@kaymerry369
@kaymerry369 Месяц назад
Hilarious!
@billgreen576
@billgreen576 Месяц назад
Because we don't care what colour it is because all colours look similar.
@medusa6429
@medusa6429 2 месяца назад
My dad's name is Larry. He's single, 63, and she is actually his type. He would love a shot at being her forever lare bear!
@gaetanomontante5161
@gaetanomontante5161 2 месяца назад
Go for it Medusa. Take a leap of faith and give him a good push.
@bunnyyykins
@bunnyyykins 2 месяца назад
@@gaetanomontante5161her name Medusa makes your comment sound funny.
@gusuave007
@gusuave007 2 месяца назад
I guess you don't love your dad much. 😂
@tdhawk167
@tdhawk167 2 месяца назад
Omg... Hope they at least meet up on zoom!!!
@nelsonhibbert5267
@nelsonhibbert5267 2 месяца назад
The woman says she's had three failed marriages already. What's the common denominator? If you hate your Dad, send him her way.....
@dank8275
@dank8275 2 месяца назад
This Lady should give lectures 😎😂🤣👍
@gregadams558
@gregadams558 2 месяца назад
That's what this is, a TED talk.
@kanukkarhu
@kanukkarhu 2 месяца назад
​@@gregadams558🤣😂🤣
@Mario-ur8ti
@Mario-ur8ti 2 месяца назад
Funny, but loaded with wise reality. Very intelligent and articulate lady.
@mauricemorning
@mauricemorning 2 месяца назад
About what? How to expect nothing meaningful from life? This is her scthick? That men are simpletons and women, who are more intelligent, should accept the status quo? Is that your hypothesis?
@laflaca80
@laflaca80 2 месяца назад
She has a special called: Not skinny, not blonde.
@conorgrogan
@conorgrogan 2 месяца назад
"Quit laughing, I don't have a lot of time!" She's hilarious. This whole thing had me hurtin'.
@Optim40
@Optim40 2 месяца назад
Let me guess. You enjoy watching sesame street too ? Simp.
@catbird7007
@catbird7007 18 дней назад
I know! Her dry wit reminds me of the late, great, Phyllis Diller!
@madeinmexico47
@madeinmexico47 4 дня назад
That line for sure caught me off guard 😂 couldn’t help laugh at it
@charlynegezze8536
@charlynegezze8536 2 месяца назад
They don´t change and don´t know how to hide it. We women, on the other hand try to adapt ostensibly but we´re basically still who we always were. Then we get tired of acting and all hell breaks loose. She´s right. Get someone as similar to you as possible or stay single.
@TarpeianRock
@TarpeianRock 2 месяца назад
So right, women tend to be very amenable at first but this always backfires spectacularly and then it takes on a con artist trick vibe, which it truly isn’t but there you both are…
@kurthanke5788
@kurthanke5788 2 месяца назад
Men won't change. Men don't have to change. We are awesome the way we are, so get over it
@kerrin6633
@kerrin6633 2 месяца назад
​@@kurthanke5788lol
@charlynegezze8536
@charlynegezze8536 Месяц назад
@@kurthanke5788 I rest my case.
@candicesimmons3630
@candicesimmons3630 18 дней назад
@@kurthanke5788 that’s the delusional part 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@2020heinsite
@2020heinsite 2 месяца назад
She nailed us, guys. And I'm not offended in the least. Nope.
@mauricemorning
@mauricemorning 2 месяца назад
Really? You do not have any deep thoughts?
@LianeSpicer
@LianeSpicer 2 месяца назад
@@11B_RTO Sorry to burst your little bubble, but you're not the ones who keep society running. 🤣 And she never said 'stupid'. Different, yes.
@ciphermkiii
@ciphermkiii 2 месяца назад
@@11B_RTOYou can be exceedingly great at what you do professionally but in a relationship you will become the equivalent of a caveman. Take this statement to the bank and cash it.
@orionx79
@orionx79 2 месяца назад
Wow no growth huh?
@orionx79
@orionx79 2 месяца назад
​​@@LianeSpicer😂 i welcome woman to make a amazonian nation. Good luck.
@StrideOrDie71
@StrideOrDie71 2 месяца назад
Married 23 years and this is so spot-on. 😂 I’ve actually asked my husband if he just wants me to shut up when I’m babbling at him at 7AM. He makes smoochie sounds at me which is code for, “I love you and I can’t win here, but YES”. 😂😂😂
@bamidele4383
@bamidele4383 2 месяца назад
😂
@kerrin6633
@kerrin6633 2 месяца назад
Interesting. I like that method and will teach my future bf to do this, soft loving rejection
@pranavvashist8141
@pranavvashist8141 Месяц назад
I will try this tomorrow with my wife. Hope she shuts up😂😂
@homosexualbiologicalmaleexit
@homosexualbiologicalmaleexit 27 дней назад
and when you will die then you will not be maryed anymore broly , edit you escape that drunk driver
@ppumpkin3282
@ppumpkin3282 20 дней назад
When my wife starts speaking her meaningless dribble, in my mind I'm thinking: "how can I appear to be interested and get out of here as soon as possible". The last thing I want to do is extend the conversation by asking a question. Just nod, nod, nod and smile.
@laceandribbonsviolin
@laceandribbonsviolin 2 месяца назад
The 15:1 ratio of talk to thought causes pressure behind our eyes 😂
@AayushSoni1196
@AayushSoni1196 Месяц назад
*15:1 ratio of thought to talk. Sorry, but as a task-oriented man, I noticed a problem, and then had to solve it by writing this comment to correct it. Thank you.
@shubhuKhairnar
@shubhuKhairnar Месяц назад
Ratio of thought to soeech, not the other way around!
@TM26Slippy
@TM26Slippy Месяц назад
dude from audience was on point with the "what"
@onesojourner7514
@onesojourner7514 2 месяца назад
This lady is brilliant! Not a single line wasted 😂
@hrv4908
@hrv4908 29 дней назад
Nice to see a female comedian who realizes that a routine doesn't have to be based on raunchy sex jokes.
@freeindeed8416
@freeindeed8416 10 дней назад
Great comment
@janlampert5688
@janlampert5688 Месяц назад
The tragedy of married life. She keeps hoping that he will change. He keeps hoping that she will never change. 🤨
@farahjichi4617
@farahjichi4617 Месяц назад
You mean he keep hoping her vagina will never change ... was she silent when he met her?
@jans4636
@jans4636 2 месяца назад
As a man I have to confess this is one of the most brilliant stand up clips I've ever seen. Monique, you could save this whole planet with that insight and wisdom! I know you won't have to go out and try to find that precious Larry...there will be busloads of them behind your door after any show like this one. We all need a safe haven :) You're wonderful!
@user-lj5ri3gp5o
@user-lj5ri3gp5o 2 месяца назад
She's hilarious because she's right! Please have her full show uploaded soon.
@edithdlp8045
@edithdlp8045 2 месяца назад
She is one of the two great female comedian. The other one is Maureen Langan here on Drybar.
@user-lj5ri3gp5o
@user-lj5ri3gp5o 2 месяца назад
@@edithdlp8045 I'll try to check out Maureen Langen's. Thank you for the recommendation.
@user-lj5ri3gp5o
@user-lj5ri3gp5o 2 месяца назад
I responded to your post previously but it disappeared - I'll look up Maureen Langen's skits (is that the correct term?) Thank you for the recommendation.​@@edithdlp8045
@mullard
@mullard 2 месяца назад
Wont be for over a year, this channel is terrible for that now.. used to be they were pretty quick, now its gotta be on the paid app thingy for a long time before it comes here..
@ectofreeze1661
@ectofreeze1661 28 дней назад
@@mullard I can't blame them, they have to make money somehow. Especially if some of the money goes to the comedians.
@terfalicious
@terfalicious 2 месяца назад
She is HILARIOUS! We need the full special OMG please please please!
@mullard
@mullard 2 месяца назад
The way this channel works it will be over a year before it shows up here.
@chenelleboodoo3462
@chenelleboodoo3462 2 месяца назад
I downloaded the angel app just to get the full version and it's not there...
@piyushsinha7222
@piyushsinha7222 25 дней назад
I'm a guy... This video is not stand up comedy... This video is facts... It hit so close to home... This woman is speaking the truth... This video was like a breath of fresh air... I saw a real on Instagram and immediately searched for the full video... LOVE this ❤
@jlemmink
@jlemmink 17 дней назад
Same, it's a wonder why we get married at all , we're so different.
@maosamoelaabraham5012
@maosamoelaabraham5012 Месяц назад
" I don't want her mad, I just want her gone " LOL
@henryklassen3362
@henryklassen3362 2 месяца назад
Finally a woman who understands me, 😂😂
@edithdlp8045
@edithdlp8045 2 месяца назад
She speaks facts after 3 failed marriage.
@Mushroom321-
@Mushroom321- Месяц назад
😅
@beardedlonewolf7695
@beardedlonewolf7695 11 часов назад
@@edithdlp8045 Yea because now she knows she was at fault 😂
@jonrolfson1686
@jonrolfson1686 2 месяца назад
There exists for many couples a basic energy level discrepancy. I am 72, long retired, coasting on fumes. My beautiful wife (we’ve been together more than 35 years) has, at 74, enjoyed a 2nd wind, a 3rd wind, and is now working up to a 4th wind. It is fortunate that I am a big guy - I’m not easily blown about by much of anything short of a full gale.
@lisaahmari7199
@lisaahmari7199 2 месяца назад
😅
@peaceonearth1971
@peaceonearth1971 2 месяца назад
is she gassy?
@avalerie4467
@avalerie4467 2 месяца назад
When i read, " Men are from Mars, Women from Venus" and learned all this in the 90s, my mind was blown ! Hearing this comédienne's take on our basic différences in this " gender-confused" environnement we now live in was just brilliant !!!
@alvallac2171
@alvallac2171 2 месяца назад
*I (this word should always be capitalized) *'90s *blown! *environment *brilliant!!!
@woopimagpie
@woopimagpie 2 месяца назад
This lady should start a career in relationship guidance, she really gets it. Her truth is funnier than the actual jokes, and you can't say that about many people.
@Mario-ur8ti
@Mario-ur8ti 2 месяца назад
Funny, but loaded with wise reality. Very intelligent and articulate lady.
@Avathor73
@Avathor73 2 месяца назад
"It's funny because it's true" is the best kind of comedy! 💯👌 Takes a boatload of intelligence, observations/experience and sharp wit though.
@edithdlp8045
@edithdlp8045 2 месяца назад
​​@@Avathor73I have been divorced once and I know that she speaks the truth.
@katguyot6351
@katguyot6351 2 месяца назад
She is SO on point!
@stephenshipley1066
@stephenshipley1066 2 месяца назад
Most women think all the time. The proof that men think so rarely is that when one crops up there is a special name for him - philosopher.
@MG-iy1oh
@MG-iy1oh Месяц назад
rofl!
@willwill235
@willwill235 13 дней назад
Stupid enough to build and maintain all the infrastructure you use to share your foolishness lol
@clairemchugh2048
@clairemchugh2048 День назад
Brilliant!! 😅😅😂
@PrinceRevolver
@PrinceRevolver Месяц назад
"why are you asking questions for anyway. You do whatever you want". The amount of times a woman will ask you a rhetorical question is enough to drive you crazy.
@baskervillebee6097
@baskervillebee6097 2 месяца назад
Love the accuracy.
@leonelcadet3833
@leonelcadet3833 2 месяца назад
The moment you realize she is right, your life will be so easier ladies. We are simple. Too bad it took her 3 marriages to learn all this.😅.
@steveotatooed
@steveotatooed 2 месяца назад
Exactly 😂
@marinazagrai1623
@marinazagrai1623 2 месяца назад
She was just hopeful she was wrong about men...my dad was my example; some women don't get into conversing for no reason.
@edithdlp8045
@edithdlp8045 2 месяца назад
Better late than never. I have one divorce but now all of this is true.
@QwertyQwerty-eq7th
@QwertyQwerty-eq7th 2 месяца назад
That's why I stopped dating altogether, better off single than invest so much in a guy only for him to use and dump
@MoniqueMarvez
@MoniqueMarvez 2 месяца назад
Trust me, I want others to save time!
@deelicious1610
@deelicious1610 2 месяца назад
My husband and I have reversed roles. My husband’s the talker. It takes him 10 minutes to say what I could say in less than 1!!
@MariaElena51185
@MariaElena51185 2 месяца назад
I’m fascinated by that. Have you ever been with a no talker man? I’ve had both experiences and I talk less and get overwhelmed with nonstop talker guys. And my husband is a no talker and so I get nervous and talk a lot. There’s no balance out there! 😅
@deelicious1610
@deelicious1610 2 месяца назад
@@MariaElena51185 I have and we were both fine with lots of silence. Overwhelm is right. My brain just shuts down after the first several minutes of my husband’s drawn out stories.
@deelicious1610
@deelicious1610 Месяц назад
Yes and it was blissfully quiet.
@bryanclark3739
@bryanclark3739 2 месяца назад
This woman could have saved me 15 years of therapy.
@HitMeBarry
@HitMeBarry 2 месяца назад
I've met and known Monique for about 5 years. I like and can handle funny and smart women. She is on a higher level than most. As for this piece, I was waiting for her to say, "I wish these were jokes." And she's a sweetheart.
@lesleyjohnson8488
@lesleyjohnson8488 2 месяца назад
Of course she is! I love love love her comedy ❤
@bamidele4383
@bamidele4383 2 месяца назад
😂
@telmoi.delapena8104
@telmoi.delapena8104 Месяц назад
Lucky bastard!
@fraserdaniel3999
@fraserdaniel3999 Месяц назад
You’re Larry! 😂
@russelljackman1413
@russelljackman1413 2 месяца назад
Monique is hilarious! She is one of the best comediennes that I have seen! More, please!
@edithdlp8045
@edithdlp8045 2 месяца назад
She is great. Another great female comedian is Maureen Langan here on Drybar.
@ZFern9390
@ZFern9390 2 месяца назад
​@@edithdlp8045and Definitely Kathleen Madigan!!! She is lol hilarious! She is obsessed with that Missing Boeing Flight ✈️!!!
@shananigans0117
@shananigans0117 2 месяца назад
Hope she finds her LareBare 😂
@sharonwilfong503
@sharonwilfong503 2 месяца назад
Me too
@ladorachandler-cm1pb
@ladorachandler-cm1pb 2 месяца назад
Preach it girl. Just stop talking to them. Give them one word answers and ask them questions that only need a yes or no.
@janunitas6175
@janunitas6175 21 день назад
Fabulous! My mother taught me that if you want to know anything from a man, don't ask him. Be busy, and he will start talking. When he does, shut up and don't ask questions.
@barbie3139
@barbie3139 2 месяца назад
She is amazingly good. Surprised I havent heard of her before, she's that good. And she's pretty much right, overall
@arlenefisher1164
@arlenefisher1164 2 месяца назад
Wish Dry Bar still showed full episodes.... would have really liked to have seen this one !!!
@raymondmcgee4491
@raymondmcgee4491 2 месяца назад
They have full episodes on their app👍🏿
@shevaag
@shevaag 2 месяца назад
Married many years now, we laughed till we cried. So spot on!! I learned early on to tell my husband the right answer right after I finished spouting, that way he'd get it right! He has a perfect track record!
@kerrin6633
@kerrin6633 2 месяца назад
Could you explain? I want to learn how to do that 😊 how do you tell him the right answer!
@nildahernandez8269
@nildahernandez8269 2 месяца назад
Just have to say Monique has an incredible understanding of both men and women. Her delivery was witty, saucy, and insightful. Her timing was precise and enhanced the ability of her audience to enjoy her perspective, and accept the truth of her presention with joyful comradery. 🤔 I identified with her description of the mindset of gender and had a really good time listening and understanding these mysterious truths that she has been able to share with us. Needless to say, I am impressed with her ability to share comprehensable skills in cohabitation. Kudos to you Monique! 👏 🥳🤭😉😆
@karabean
@karabean 2 месяца назад
I need to watch this EVERYDAY to get my head right 😂
@deborahrambo6565
@deborahrambo6565 2 месяца назад
She is so funny. She has it so right with men.
@mauricemorning
@mauricemorning 2 месяца назад
Not funny but has it right about what she thinks is wrong with men.
@mauricemorning
@mauricemorning 2 месяца назад
I doubt you have met a real man. I know several and not one of them fits into her demeaning category.
@marinazagrai1623
@marinazagrai1623 2 месяца назад
She is hilarious because she is right on the dot! I have been married almost 31yrs because I am not chatty at all (my husband starts talking to me when I haven't said a word for some time) and I watched my dad being how she describes men to be like. I haven't laughed so hard to hear the truth.
@The_Man_in_the_Black_Hat
@The_Man_in_the_Black_Hat 2 месяца назад
This is absolutely the best relationship advice on the internet. Every woman should hear this because it is spot on,dead center on target.
@paulkuzupas2993
@paulkuzupas2993 2 месяца назад
Bravo from Pennsylvania!!!! Monique is tuned in brilliantly. Powerful and precise delivery. Serious talent and I'm thrilled!
@josda1000
@josda1000 2 месяца назад
This is the kind of woman who knows and is loyal. because she ends up loving the simplicity. it makes life easier. When I was growing up, I was told that "patience is a virtue". I made my own saying up. "Simplicity is a virtue."
@nvchapy
@nvchapy 2 месяца назад
This should be a mandatory high school subject 😂
@qww760
@qww760 2 месяца назад
8:14 That’s my husband there 😂He despises all holiday decorations 😂 8:38 yeah on the underwear. Married for three years, I have not seen him throw away a pair of underwear😢
@matthewhunter6421
@matthewhunter6421 2 месяца назад
It's only been 3 years, how often do you throw out underwear? Underwear is good for at least 10 years
@qww760
@qww760 2 месяца назад
@@matthewhunter6421​​⁠Well, what I failed to mention was that he brought some underwear that already had some small tears and holes into the marriage 😂 He couldn’t be persuaded to part with them. I have added some new ones to his collection but he continues to wear the comfy old ones 😢
@marinazagrai1623
@marinazagrai1623 2 месяца назад
Wait till you see the entire elastic (mine doesn’t like boxers; I don’t know if they have an elastic band) go bad but if they still hold up they believe it’s all good. I just throw what I perceive is worth tossing (30yrs).
@jdrano2215
@jdrano2215 2 месяца назад
3rd marriage for me, but this wife gets it. Don't throw my stuff out. I have reasons for keeping it...and on a side note, I do have underwear 30 years old.....
@MahlonEdwards
@MahlonEdwards 2 месяца назад
@@matthewhunter6421 😂😂🤣🤣
@CrunchyGreenWater
@CrunchyGreenWater 2 месяца назад
Funny from start to finish!!! 😂
@saltrock9642
@saltrock9642 2 месяца назад
A woman who pays attention. Bout dang time. 💪
@brendag.763
@brendag.763 2 месяца назад
I say that my husband is incorrigible, and he said that since it's a big word, it must be a compliment.
@staceylacey5587
@staceylacey5587 2 месяца назад
What a funny talented comedian!!!! Love her
@tcortez
@tcortez 2 месяца назад
Saw Monique prior to the 'rona and she was funny then. It is great to see that she is still as funny but with a modified set that approaches the absurdities of life from a slightly different angle.
@user-lg5df8br7d
@user-lg5df8br7d Месяц назад
Finally women who’s funny. Great comedy.
@rickraber1249
@rickraber1249 4 дня назад
Mrs. Rick here. This lady speaks the truth - just ask my husband (of 38 years). He says that a man meets a woman he likes and thinks "She's perfect - just the way she is!". A woman, however, meets a man she likes and thinks, "Hmm. I can work with this." Ladies, your man will never be your best girlfriend. If you ask what he's thinking and he says "Nothin'" - believe him! They actually sit around and not think! Men have 3 things they NEED from their wives, and in this order: respect, sex, and food. Give him those things, and the battle is won, unless you found yourself a real loser. Remember these things. You can thank me later.
@tdaddygurl7653
@tdaddygurl7653 2 месяца назад
❤😂 she nailed us as well
@dougcampbell3593
@dougcampbell3593 2 месяца назад
Changing my name to Larry ... when will you be playing in Austin, TX 😅😊
@ravens6286
@ravens6286 2 месяца назад
If she comes to Austin I'm coming down!
@ST-rj8iu
@ST-rj8iu 2 месяца назад
My father told me "What you see is what you get."
@mahamohamed7650
@mahamohamed7650 Месяц назад
Very true😢I wish I had a father like yours
@lalisa488
@lalisa488 11 часов назад
Can you elaborate or explain the saying please? Like what we see men do or don't do is what we get? 😂
@ST-rj8iu
@ST-rj8iu 11 часов назад
@@lalisa488 yes. don't marry a person thinking they will change. Men are simple. If they don't help you before the baby comes or they don't have a job, don't expect them to change once the baby arrives. Don't marry potential. There is another complaint and saying I have heard which is the same. "men get married hoping women won't change, women hope men will, when the opposite happens"
@lalisa488
@lalisa488 10 часов назад
@@ST-rj8iu thank youuu, that sounds so true 😂
@ilijapetkovski
@ilijapetkovski 2 месяца назад
One of the top performers on the channel. Fantastic delivery!
@edithdlp8045
@edithdlp8045 2 месяца назад
The other fantastic female comedian is Maureen Langan here on Drybar.
@jeanniebell9493
@jeanniebell9493 2 месяца назад
Wicked funny--- and true ! :) Looking forward to hearing more !!! LOL !!!
@JHolan-dw8kd
@JHolan-dw8kd Месяц назад
Love her timing--fast paced yet very clear--strong material--she speaks truth, and everyone can understand it.
@Joe-cu4hi
@Joe-cu4hi 9 дней назад
Monique, this show you put on the Dry Bar is Solid Gold! I was so excited to see more but this is the only clean one I can find. Please know there is a huge audience that wants more of your amazing wit and clean joke side. Thank you so much
@kentfreeman8674
@kentfreeman8674 2 месяца назад
Love the honesty
@someblaqguy
@someblaqguy 2 месяца назад
Lmao, I love her 😂
@dreddj
@dreddj 26 дней назад
This woman is hilarious! She's also very knowledgeable, take heed ladies!!! 😂
@dennisquinn8311
@dennisquinn8311 Месяц назад
First time to Drybar after hearing the creators on the Adam Carolla podcast. Holy mackerel, that was an incredibly funny rift by Ms. Marvez. Thanks for laugh out loud chuckles.
@nenaelliott8058
@nenaelliott8058 2 месяца назад
This is hilarious but oh so true. Congratulations on finding your Larry. I never found mine.. lol
@karenkernell9405
@karenkernell9405 2 месяца назад
Me either.
@edithdlp8045
@edithdlp8045 2 месяца назад
I haven't found my Larry either. I have one failed marriage and don't want to try again.
@mikejettusa
@mikejettusa 2 месяца назад
This is sooooooo amazing and true. You make it sound funny but it could literally be a TED talk. 😂😂❤❤😂😂❤❤
@joecascade5105
@joecascade5105 2 месяца назад
Zzzzzz not funny
@edithdlp8045
@edithdlp8045 2 месяца назад
​@@joecascade5105you think that because unlike men in the audience you felt it personally. It's just comedy and enjoy it.
@christinecagle2893
@christinecagle2893 2 месяца назад
Yes, she could modify this into a TED talk
@maneli3769
@maneli3769 25 дней назад
I agree, it very well could be.
@TonyMarchese-zy7ge
@TonyMarchese-zy7ge 2 месяца назад
Love the statement that women wake up AND turn on the TURBINE/ For every sentence a woman utters, there's 15 more bouncing around in her head, waiting to get out. Love that she says; ITS NOT your fault; we're DESIGNED that way. LOVE IT
@tobylou8
@tobylou8 Месяц назад
As I'm watching this, my wife is trying to talk to me about painting the bathroom, storm windows, screws for the windows and buying a camper!!! Only 15 seconds has elapsed!!
@multivariateperspective5137
@multivariateperspective5137 2 месяца назад
She both hilarious AND amazingly (mostly) right
@plumbthumbs9584
@plumbthumbs9584 2 месяца назад
Mostly is right. Pretty sure Einstein, Galileo, and Newton were dudes. Simple yes, also very thoughtful.
@MyZ001
@MyZ001 2 месяца назад
@@plumbthumbs9584 Aw god... another one of you "well, technically" people. Of course she's generalizing and not talking about every single man now and ever in ever. But generalizations are based on majority She's also talking about at home and in the relationship.
@yahainHotPink
@yahainHotPink 2 месяца назад
😂😂😂😂 This beautiful bathroom
@sluggztube
@sluggztube Месяц назад
"It's funny because it's true," literally applies here.
@andrewpalmer9895
@andrewpalmer9895 Месяц назад
We are comfortable. We have more room up there. Absolutely brilliant!😂😂
@2headedcow5252
@2headedcow5252 2 месяца назад
My mother says she hates a man with an opinion 😂
@mauricemorning
@mauricemorning 2 месяца назад
So who is wrong or right in your mother's scenario? I don't get it.
@SurvivorCow
@SurvivorCow 2 месяца назад
So she was the only one allowed to have one?
@2headedcow5252
@2headedcow5252 2 месяца назад
@@mauricemorning she wants one with no opinion. My mom did what she wanted especially decorating and my dad just smiled. Unlike my exhusband. Lol
@Jun_kid
@Jun_kid 2 месяца назад
Never EVER laughed so loud at TRUTH. God forgive me for heresy!
@saintjosephterrorofdemonsp6132
@saintjosephterrorofdemonsp6132 2 месяца назад
What heresy? How did you sin? Truth possesses reality and a sense of humor because Jesus Christ is The Way, The Truth and The Life! Forgive me if I offend you! Almighty God bless everybody now and forever on this eve of Palm Sunday, March 23, 2024!
@Jun_kid
@Jun_kid 2 месяца назад
@@saintjosephterrorofdemonsp6132 laughing in derision is heresy, won't you agree?
@bcvc3365
@bcvc3365 2 месяца назад
The guy that said “what?” 😂 😅
@janetttyminski7295
@janetttyminski7295 2 месяца назад
This needs to be taught in school & premarital counseling programs. Men & women live in different realities. Neither is right or wrong.
@Optim40
@Optim40 2 месяца назад
Hell no. Wtf ? Loll
@larryatkinson7504
@larryatkinson7504 2 месяца назад
The jig is up fellas! She's figured us out. Go to protocol Alpha! 😂😂😂
@robertahubert9155
@robertahubert9155 2 месяца назад
She is speaking truth. It took me 30 years to figure this out. My husband finally changed when he got dementia and only because he couldn't remember a darn thing so I was able to reprogram him 😂😂.. I just told him he loved to do the laundry and he accepted that and started doing the laundry and I just took it to the next level each day until he was perfect. 😂😂.
@LianeSpicer
@LianeSpicer 2 месяца назад
😂😂😂😂🤣
@debbiea9262
@debbiea9262 2 месяца назад
🤣
@JohnSmithEx
@JohnSmithEx 2 месяца назад
Hmm, this sounds like a form of abuse.
@MrGrace123
@MrGrace123 2 месяца назад
Yeah I don’t see the joke in this too. It sounds disturbing and problematic, if what she is saying is true. She needs to take it easy, he has dementia for god’s sake 😢😢
@Frejborg
@Frejborg 2 месяца назад
You sound twisted!
@plant495
@plant495 17 дней назад
I can't stop watching this.
@luvyesmusici4886
@luvyesmusici4886 Месяц назад
This has got to be the funniest woman I have ever heard.
@terryshaw3493
@terryshaw3493 2 месяца назад
Hilarious! RIght on point. Loved this.
@queenj.8i895
@queenj.8i895 2 месяца назад
I AM ROLLLLLLINNNNGGG!! So funny!!! All the way thru!! Love it! Love her! Love Dry Bar!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 THANK YOU!!!!!! Many blessings!! 🫶
@Pie-onna-stick
@Pie-onna-stick 2 месяца назад
At last a woman who knows AND understands …….. Genius. A must see for every woman, preferably before marriage or commitment👏👏👏👏 I’ve suffered from their failure to accept that men are not like them, all my adult life and still am in that battle ☹️
@mikem9309
@mikem9309 Месяц назад
“The man in ur life who loves you will not be paying attention to you.” That’s gold. Loving != paying attention
@Raybo-68
@Raybo-68 2 месяца назад
😂😂😂 best set I've seen in years, hows bout the WHOLE routine ya DryBar teasers.... She should be a regular like TAMMY'S HUSBAND (Jeff Allen 😅)
@cmtarr7
@cmtarr7 2 месяца назад
True story!
@amadeus0123
@amadeus0123 2 месяца назад
She is spot on about us men!
@user-mq5kx2se2q
@user-mq5kx2se2q 2 месяца назад
Monique Marvez just keeps getting better and better.
@davidb.turknett4447
@davidb.turknett4447 2 месяца назад
That's like when my wife asks me a question just to say I'm wrong 😂
@elizabethcollins8817
@elizabethcollins8817 2 месяца назад
This lady is a hoot!
@angeladabney4760
@angeladabney4760 2 месяца назад
Genius! Pure genius!
@MarcelTheTeacher
@MarcelTheTeacher 27 дней назад
OMG! This woman should be a dating coach. She speaks the the truth.
@RomonaFosterDC
@RomonaFosterDC 2 месяца назад
She is hilarious! 😂
@stanis8431
@stanis8431 2 месяца назад
Was she a man in her previous life? She is dead on, she should write songs about her knowledge and give talks to young girls.
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