The text is all glitched, so we tried to figure it out | Petz Rescue 

The longer I watch this the more this feels like an episode that’s like 5 years old

The text in this game proves that Dyslexia is a skill, not a flaw

The moment they took that meerkat's temperature with a thermometer in the mouth I realised that this game was made by someone who hasn't actually worked with animals

I need more of this cursed animal trauma center. Or should I say, I ṅ̶̡̢̧͙͔̪̼̘̫̟͚͔͔̙̰̫̝͎̭̼͎̩̟̹̦̯̗̠̺̩̠̯̣̽́̋̿͒̄͂̾͂̍̓́͛̊̆́͐̔̾͑͆̀͑̇͐͑̆̋̑̽͑̓̔̅͗̚̚̚͜͝͠ͅͅȇ̷̛̯̦̞̤̺̥̮̥̜̗͕̪̖̞̪̲̭̩̘̘̥̩̻͍̩͕̼̼͉͓̝̐͗̅̄̇̆̀͋̐̈́̐͌͌̽̓̇̂̀̌̿̍͗͋́̌̿̀̊͆̒̕̕̕̕̕͜͝͠͝͠͝ͅe̵̢̨̡̖̫͍͓̜̤̩̞̳̰̰͎̩͎̻̥͈̫̜̪̫̩̞̟̞̙̣̟͈̠̦̠̳͆͆̽̅̕͘͜d ţ̷̧̨̭̦̜̳̙̻̲̱̙̣̦͔̫̝͈͕͚͓̗͍̫̤͈̟̤̘̟͙̘̈̇̃͒̌͂̍͐͋͛̃͌̇̀̒́̍̅͊͒̑̀̈́̽̽̌̚͜͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅo̵̢̢̧̖͓̠̠͎̯̙͓̺̻̜̪͚̤͎̮̫͕̞͖̰̜̭̲̜̣̺̥͇̣͕̫̜͙̍͑̽̓̈́̌̿̑͛̚͜͜͜͠͠ ̷̢̢̨̢̼͉̞͎͖̯͚̫̱̹̪̙̞͍̥͎͕̙̠̤̞̻̹̿̎̉͛̈́̄̔͐͒̾̈́̅́̈́̋͂́̍̈́̇̂̔̂̉̋̃̄͛̐͂̌̓̒͘̕͘͜͜͜͝͠ś̷̙̥͎͉͈͙̭̔̌͑̏e̸̢̨̨̡̢̢̢̡̼̙̩͙̺̪̹̮̖͙͕̘̯̝̻͔̗͔̤̠̺̭͓͈͉̍̈́̐̆̈́̅͆̄͊̆͋̅̇̇̑͑͋̐̅̉̚͜ͅͅͅe mơ̸̧̧̧̧̤̩̮͕͎̙͕͓̫̖͍̦͐͌̾̿̆͆̐͌͐̆̈́̆̄̄̅͘̕̚̚͜͝͝ͅͅr̷̢̧̢̧̛̛̛̜͕͎͚̰̻̞͈̖̖̪̭̳̹͎̩͎̻͎̗̪̹̒̌̽̑̃̆̿̾̌̓̐̎͗̑̄͊̍͒̑̃̒̈͂̀̎͊̚̚̕͜͝ͅę̴̰̱̦̹͚̖̻̖̮̥̓͂̎̂͆̐̃́͛͑͊̒̋́̇̔̎̔͘͝ ơ̴̡̡̡̢̡̛̟̣͎͎̟̗͍̹͔̘̭̬͚͎͚̺̩̩͖̰̞͚͖̼̠̥͖̊̿͑̾͌̀̌͌̈́͑͛̀͋̊̔̈́̑̍̏̇̋͘̕͜͜f̸̧̧̡̧̢̢̛̙̺̞̬͇͓͔̟̯̩̰̗͕̤̦̘̖̠͇̗̻̖̤̙̺̙̻͔͂̇͗̈́̎̔̑̄̑̓́̂̍͊͛͒͊͐́͊̃͑͆͋̋̍̌̑̊͐͊̇͂̎͘̚͝͝͝ͅ ̴̢̨̢̢̨̡̛̭̣͍͎̯̫̜̯̯̲͙̬̜͊̆̀̏̇̈́̀̂̍̂͗̀̊̊̆̓̔͂͊͑̉̀̈́̃͗̅̂̓̂͛̕̕̕̕͜͝͝͠͠t̴̨̢̧̛̙͔̲̖̘̤̣̙͖̭͎̰̖̤͇̥͖͚͓̞̗̲̥͆͒̉̍̽̏̎̉̐̃́͘̚͜͝ͅh̷̥̹͇̭͈̮̱̭̳͉̞͇͍̭̗̬̲͍̺͎̫̺̤͑̉̂͗̆͜ĭ̸͉̱͔͈̖͎̪͉͍͍̟̜́͒͐̓̓̎̒͛̐͗̀̑̊̑͊͊̊̏͐̾̇́̑̍̿̊̈́̾̉̈́̊͌͆́͘͝͝͠͝s̶̛̭͎̗͙͛͗̍͗̇͆̽̓́̀̈́͑̍͗̌̓̈́̿̍̾̒̇̆͘͘ cũ̷̧̳̻͓̟͉̺̤̝̫̫͖̱̮̣̯̹̋̄̏͜ͅͅr̵̢̗̣̩̹̥͓͖̣̣̙̼̮͓̮͙͎̪͔͔̭̓̆͆s̶̨̨̢̢̮̲̟͓̗̩͕͉̬͍̬̳͙̣̱͙̄̊̒̓̈͐̏͒̕͘ȩ̷̢̳͇̳̬̮͕͖͓͇͐̒̊̿͋̇̆̈́̊̎̀͑̐̈́͗̀̾̓̍̂̄̌̇͛͛͂̐͒̕̕̕̕͜͝͝͠͝ͅḑ̵̛͕͍̤̲͙͍̯̫̬͔̲̇̊̉̈́̓̇͐̈́̃̊͘͝ ̶̧͇͙̙̗̘̜̯̣̞̗̞͎̦̺̙̍̅̈́͋̿̚ͅa̵̢̢͇̫̙̟̮̝͉͍͝ņ̷͍͔̦̭̰̙̮̦̯͖̰̰͚̖̣̱̙̀̑̐̓͜i̵̡̧̦̬̜̹̘̯͉͉̰͔̭̲͙̗̰̗͉̣̩̯̻͍̐̑̆̏͂̒͐͂̈̇̀̓̂͐̾̾̾̍͗͛̄̎͑̏͒̚m̷͕͓͔̦̼͈͈̝̝͎͎̥̿͠a̵̧̛͚̬̙͙͓̻͔̮͔̺͙̟̯̖͍̯̤̠̻̤̜͖̯̦͌͗̽̋͒̾̿͝͠ͅl̶̨̧͙̰̭͈̫̬͙͍̤̬̘͚͈͉͎̺͉̬̤̠̙̤̤̻̹̘̝̬̻̺͊͝ͅͅ ̷̢̯̞̮̮̟͖̪̲̜̓́͋̐̔́̃̇̈́̍̇͂̄͑͑̓̑͂͌͋̉̆̈́̓̄̕̕͠͝͝͠͝ṱ̸̡̡͇̣̜̫͇̯̠̘̝̰͇̠͉͇́̑͋̽̊͒̾͂͋̇̂̈́̉́͊̇̅͌̽̆̅͌́̋͋̋͛̆͋̋̀͗̈́̀̚͘͘͘̚͝͠r̶̨̧̧̟̮̙̥͚̟̹̥̹̞̥͓̲͕͔͔̙̠̫̼͈̻͚̩̋̈́̀̋̈̓͌͛͑̂̏̈́̃̈̊̕ă̷̧̡̡̢͙̻̠͎̜̲̙̤̜͉͕̹͗̽̇̃͌͑̅͂̋̿̚̕͜u̶͔͇̪̩̪͍̪̼̪̹̥̪̟͐͗̈́̄̈́̀̃̇́͌͐̃̒͂̃̿͗̔̄̉́͆̓̄̅̃͝͠͠m̴̨̡̨̡̛̙͚̜͕͎̻͉̫̯͍̖̲̠̦̼̖̤̺̲̯̩̀̓̏̀̒̉́̈́͊͐̍͑̍̄̀̄̇͒̍̓̐̑͛͂͂͆̌́͆̆͗̕̕͝ͅͅa̷̢̨̨̨̧̡̲̥̳͎̣̬̥̹̞̺̪̯̬̖͇̳̼͈̣̝̖͙̘̰͔̤̾̅͋̏̄̈́͌̈̈́͆̀͂̏̇̃̊̏͒̓̀̊͌͋̅̌̀́̋̚͘͝͠͝ ̴̨̛̛̲̾̐̔̔̇̈̓͆̀́́͑̐̂̈́̒̒͂̐̍̄̌̑̔̉͒̂̍̈́͘͘͝͝͠c̴̢̧̨̨̹̹̜̼̰͈̻̟̭̺̩̥̠͈͕̀̋̎͑́͌͐̈̀͑̈́͆̔̄͘͘̕͝͝e̷̠̝̘̦̜̞̞͉͎͇͖̯̖̟̫̍́͋̿̑͑̉̅̍̾́̂̍̉̽́̓̈́̋͒̒̔̄̈͛͋̀̐̇͠͝͠͝ņ̴̛͕͖͎̙̜̻̘̮̞̦͖̙̟̰̔͑͆͒̐̊̀͐͗̋̀̆͑̔͛̈̇̉̊͑̎̓͊̾̇̍̒͛͘t̸̡̧̡͈̙̣͇̭̠̙̝̮͈̭̟̦̙͔̻͔̭͕͎̰̟̖̥͕̘̳͑͗̏͑̏͑̄̿̌̽̿̚͘͝͝͠͝er

Emulating obscure games is always a treat.

Game grumps are one step closer to playing game corruptions and I’m here for it. Now we just wait for the vinesauce collab

I wonder if Dan enjoyed the Grinch movie? I hope he did.

oh my god i haven't laughed this hard in a good while. The timing of the text was so damn perfect

Janky text aside my kid would absolutely love this game.

This episode had me laughing so hard I was crying XD

You won't be going to Auckland, there's barely any Auckland left.

I can't believe that Petz ripped off Trauma Center

this was a joy from start to finish

I love Dan GlitchiDan so much.

Dan: Pee! Arin: -Uncontrollable laughter- This explains the entirety of Game Grumps

The doctor going "YOOOOUUUUUUUU" is the hardest I've laughed since the Carbuncle ate itself

My god, I haven't laughed this hard in a long ti􏿾e.

I applaud Dan's ability to say all these incomplete words so accurately on the first try.

They did not have to make that one doctor such an absolute turbo-daddy, but I appreciate that they did.

You know the episode is good when 5 min in Arin is already seagull laughing

6:40 "How lon oooooooo nooooooooo" "...as long as it needs to be" had me dying. I have a headache from laughing.

The fact this emulation is fucked to shit and Dan & Arin are just rolling with its tomfuckery makes this so much better.

Arin's pure gut laugh at just hearing his friend say pee is beautiful. That man owns a company lol.

Waited 8 years to see the conclusion of Trauma Center, happy to see it come back

Trauma center gameplay + cute animals + hilarious glitch antics (that don't interfere with the gameplay itself so far)... I can't be the only one who would legit watch Dan and Arin play this game all the way to the end, can I? I'd totally watch them play this game once a week or so.

Dan valiantly trying to parse through this text while Arin dies laughing is my new favorite thing

34:21 Those spots in your vision are called "floaters," they're not the blood veins in your eyes, they're clumps of cells or proteins floating within the vitreous of your eye that are casting shadows onto your retina (which is why you typically notice them when looking at something bright like the sky.) They're more common in nearsighted people and more likely to appear as you get older and the vitreous fibers slowly detatch from the retina, but if you ever get a whole ton at once, definitely go to your eye doctor, because that could be a sign of retinal tearing or retinal detachment.

I'm a simple man, I see a broken game and immediately fuggin shiddidid

I never expected to be attracted the old man in a Petz game but here we are

This is what learning animal care on the job with an auditory processing disorder and adhd is like

This game must be what it's actually like when you're a doctor working in another country, and it's like you're vaguely familiar with the native language but overall you still can't make a lick of sense out of any of it so it's just pure static and you just gotta be like "Um... okay so... I do this? I go here?"

This feels like you're playing as someone who doesn't really understand the local language but is trying her hardest to do well anyways.

I don't think it's glitched text, I think it's a perfect Game Grumps episode.

An ad came up in the middle of the video and the first thing it said was "Hi! Are you mentally ill?" Probably- I just laughed uncontrollably at the word pee

As someone in animal care, i can confirm this is how we all speak to each other

17:10 the timing on that "kill me" is too good

7:55 That burp and the movement of the Meerkat's mouth was incredibly well timed.

Dan’s ability to read this garbled text is impressive

It's the action of Trauma Center and text blunders of Kitty Love all in one. My dreams have come true.

was eating while watching and nearly died at 5:45 because Dan shouted "pee"

I now want Dan to read a story the way he reads the glitched text in this game

Dan is really good at reading fucked up words accurately

I choked on my food at “pee” 💀😭

Guys please do another episode of this, I haven't laughed this hard in so long.

Dr. Cranberry runs in, puts a pillow over the meerkat, and you hear a quiet *pap pap*

The running gag of Dan asking "Did we start?" never fails to have me chime back 'yes Dan, we have started'

The Dr flying in the operation room going “Weeeeeeee” got me crying 😭😂😂😂

Just listening to Dan read the text dialogue has reminded me of "Kitty Love" and it dialogue.

I tried to play this game myself because I was nostalgic for it and had to deal with the same text issue so seeing dan and arin try to fumble through this is going to be amazing

No heckin way!! This used to be my favourite game growing up! Even the music is so nostalgic… funny story, I tried to trade in this game to my local game shop years ago, and it was worth SO little money that it was going to COST me money to get it cleaned up to a point where it was resell-able. So I still own it now..

I hope they do a second episode I was laughing so hard during this

A wild animal rescue run by eldritch horrors is more wholesome than I expected.

The professional veterinarian just going "Weee!" at the start of the rabbit operation for three dialogue boxes straight @&$#* kills me Games with poorly translated and/or broken text are the best

If they keep going through these Petz games I hope they eventually hit the Gameboy Cats game. Even if only for 5 minutes. Just so they can hear the hellish main menu music lmao

5:46 ¡PEE! :D

I'm still trying to figure out how to make a little circle out of 3 fingers so I can see wtf it is Arin is talking about at the end.

Anytime they play a Petz game it's a good time

This is like if real life had subtitles and someone spoke a language that you don't understand.

Dan reading that broken text with a completely straight face is the funniest shit

This is the experience of trying to have a conversation in your second language but they’re speaking way faster than you can understand

Sooner or later you guys are gonna make my lungs collapse. This is gold.

I have a feeling this is going to become a classic xD

7:54 Arin's Perfectly timed Burp

Absolutely lost it at “pee” This is the definitive way to play this game Edit: yo, why did a bot steal this comment, it’s not particularly good and definitely not the most liked XD

I need them to play petz dolphinz encounter just to see arin's reaction to the insane anime character designs

"pee" was absolutely hilarious

For reference, I'm an ophthalmoc technician and the part about eyes got me keyed up. I looked up and instantly recognized a retina. I was yelling at the tv that the things you see when you put your fingers together and create a pinhole are vitreous floaters, not veins. Lasers are used to treat retinal issues in human eye health as well. By far my favorite part of the episode

I'm Mexican and white, so I must sound funny when I speak spanish. Thanks, Arin, now I have a new insecurity 😥

I love Game Grumps, but I seriously haven't laughed at an episode like this for a long time, it was to the point that I couldn't breathe lol.

This has the same energy as ‘Gama Ovar’ 😂

This was some vintage Game Grumps here. Hilarious all the way through.

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This episode dropped when I had a super high fever, and I kinda assumed I hallucinated half of it. I did not.

my favorite thing about game grumps is that they start a game and find out it's almost unplayably broken, and then continue to play it anyways, and STILL find a way to make it hilarious.

The "PEE!" still gets me every time 😂😂😂😂

Uhhh, there are white people who speak Spanish, Arin. There's nothing weird about that. You might have heard of a little place called "SPAIN." Also lots of South Americans are white.

I can already see smeef taking notes for his compilations

I don't think I've ever laughed harder at the word pee

The player character looking sexy in front of the rabbit reminded me of the 9th episode of the Ghost Stories dub

Had an aneurysm laughing when “pee” came up when Danny was reading. This is fantastic 😂😂

I honestly wouldn't mind seeing several more episodes of this, this was fuckin hilarious lmao

As a future wildlife veterinary student, I fully expect this to be my future. Thank you for showing me what to expect

I can't believe they stumbled across a creepy pasta game

I love the TAZ: Balance cut of this game

I'm actually looking into becoming a wildlife vet so this is genuinely exciting for me lol

Please keep playing this holy shit it’s funny

Dan reading the instructions totally calmly with all the glitched out text is so freaking funny I needed a belly laugh

I absolutely lost it and had to pause while I legit cry laughed at PEE! 🤣🤣 I can't why is this so funny??

I'm laughing so hard at the silly nonsense words and then suddenly "REPARATIONS"

Only 6 minutes in so far. Why is the head doctor so hot in this Petz game wtf

The music, the narration, I am a grown ass man who just laughed so hard there's tears rolling down my face. And I thought the master racer episode was the funniest one this month 😂

This game is like Trauma Center: Petz Edition. the doctor dude look like a hotter, buffer version of Dr. Hoffman

The nonchalant reading of the words with the missing letters was hilarious! 😂

Please GG I beg you to continue playing this

I actually had this game as a kid but it got harder as it went on and we had to get rid of it because it was too upsetting to not be able to save the animals never had the text problem tho lol

I was in such a bad mood until Dan started reading out the glitchy text. I needed the laugh. Thanks guys.

Its like those horror games making it look like something spooky is happening. But nothing is actually happening and the game is just terrifyingly broken.

after all these years we finally get another episode of Trauma Center 🤗

this brought back some memories! would love to see you play more of this! down in australia, this game was rebranded as a licensed game for australia zoo(?). called Planet Rescue Wildlife Vet. Terri, Bindi and Bob Irwin are on the front cover, but I never played enough to see them in game when I first got this game when I was a kid. Judging from this playthrough looking the same so far (minus the lovely text that I now wish my copy had) I doubt it

I don’t think I’ve seen a better metaphor for what it’s like to have dyslexia