The Tim Hawkins Podcast - Episode 113: Them's Celebratin' Halloween... 

I once had a Wendy’s employee tell me that if I could guess why the burgers are square, she’d give me my order for free. After a few wrong guesses she said “It’s because we don’t cut corners!” She was so excited to reveal to answer. If only today’s fast food workers shared the same enthusiasm 🙂

Liv literally just knitting 😂😂😂 our queen is a method actor 😍

Their posh people at a Wendy’s cracked me up the most. I was driving and almost had to pull over I was laughing so hard. And then I touched the braille sign.

Olivia you knitting with curlers in your hair and wearing a sweater just radiates comfort ❤

I just about peed my pants with the braille street sign 😂😅too funny

Patrick MaHomes ,home town boy! When he was in highschool we were at a Mexican restraunt eating and he was with a few of his friends. I went over and asked for his autograph and he blushed and gave me two of them on a napkin. I told him, "Patrick, get use to this as one day you will be asked for this all the time!"

Okay, that turn taken on the Braille conversation hurt my stomach and jaw, I was laughing so hard. 🤣

Hi guys. (As though you're going to see this.) I saw the interview with John Crist too, and I thought his mention of Tim was really sweet. It did that couple good! Also, my wife and I (from England) are going to the USA in December. Flying to Nashville then driving through Kentucky, Illinois and Missouri going to Branson to see The Petersens. Also going to Silver Dollar City. We shall definitely be trying out the services (gas stations) and travelling through small towns. It sounds like it'll be fun. Then going through Arkansas and Mississippi to Birmingham to Life Of Faith Church. We'd love to visit you in St. Louis but expect that you'll be busy. Thanks for the laughs, as always.

Please keep us updated on SHAQ 2.🤣 Love you guys!

Love Godmother! You rock girl.

Hey Tim please come do a show in central point Oregon at the expo

Fr pod crew. Weekly youtube reviews. You have the song.

Here in Minnesota, it's called a stocking cap/stocking hat.

May you have as many children as you pray for

Nice Glasses Tim

The song in the background of the Shaq 2 trailer is one of my sisters songs, @lynneamusic

Timmy Hypekins needs to come back soon!

Helen Keller signed into the hand of her teacher. She was phenomenal, shouldn't diss someone who did so much with such a mountain to climb.

22:43 PORK CRACKLINS