Since giving up his job as a grocery truck driver in 2002, Tim Hawkins has been forging the magical blend between two comedic ideals:A genuinely funny comedy show that caters to the entire family. Is it realistic? Hawkins believes so. With over 100 million views on RU-vid, 120+ sold out shows every year, and a motley crew of 700K+ Facebook fans, Tim has started a gut-busting grassroots revolution of multi-generational proportions.
Lyrics: Verse 1: You had some lovely children and a lovely wife, you have a healthy bank account and had a healthy life, but you knew the day was coming, it was always meant to be, the doctor says it's time to have a colonoscopy. Chorus 1: Oh, Colon, Colon, colonoscopy, a wonderful procedure as everyone can see, your numbers up, it's time to take one for the team, it's right there under schedule, a colonoscopy. Verse 2: There is some preparation that you should know about, you have to drink this fluid that will surely clean you out, they take a certain instrument to look around inside and honestly, I'll tell you it can be a bumpy ride. Chorus 2: Oh, colon, colon, colonoscopies, a wonderful procedure to help prevent disease, stay close to a bathroom and careful when you sneeze, or you can't get away from colonoscopy. Verse 3: It's not a lot of pleasure, it's not a lot of fun, but now you're turning 40, so you know it must be done, It's not an ordinary typical exam, you lay down on the table and then think about, Chorus 3: Oh, colon, colon, colonoscopy, a wonderful procedure, I'm sure you will agree, you never underestimate how thorough they will beEEEEEEEEEE! It's time to take your medicine, colonoscopyYYYYYYY!
