The TOP 5 FUNNIEST FAKE Minecraft Speedruns of 2021... 

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I like to imagine how much the speedrun verificators laugh watching runs like these

If anyone is wondering about the chances of actually getting 6 notch apples in that one chest, it's more rare than getting all 12 ender eyes in a portal in the first place. Chances of that are about 1 in a trillion. There's a 10% chance of each frame having an eye of ender already in place, so the chances of having all 12 eyes in place is around 0.00000000001%, while the chances of getting a notch apple in a ruined portal chest is 1.5%, so the chances of getting 6 notch apples in one ruined chest is about 0.000000000011390625%, so it's pretty safe to assume it's more rare to get 6 notch apples from a ruined portal chest than to get all 12 eyes in an ender portal from the get go.

I actually believe for number 5 that he was just genuinely surprised that he got stuck in the side of the tower because ender pearls do have a tendency to do that sometimes so he was just looking around like "what the hell lmao" and trying to display that's what he was thinking because he had no microphone

I love that when cutting the video and starting near the 'rare' diamond tree, his timer goes from 37 seconds to 11 seconds. Totally legit!

Two words to describe all of these “speedruns” is “how convenient”

4:21 is actually legit it happens sometimes when pearling into a wall

I love how for Bubble's speedrun you can literally watch him alter the times

14:01 Hi Nether Villager!

*Gets 6 God Apples from 1 chest* GLAK Jack: “Seems like it could be real” Edit: ok at this point I’m just confused

I love how he says on #4 “I don’t think I’ve seen a speed run without a village at the start.” But In reality, the one that he literally watched before started by a ruined portal

“Hey mom, can we get Ayundaru?” Mom: “No, we have Ayundaru at home.” Ayundaru at home:

The portal can actually spawn in a village, depenging on what version it is. In 1.14 or prior, the worldgeneration function is different, so you have an about 1 in 1058340598769E589486, wich is higher, than the calculated amount of worlds ever created... (you could also use mods, because the Forge DevKit allows you to make custom world generation)

"Hundreds of golden apples." *Is a stack of 64 just spread into 6 slots.*

I love the way this guy has reactions that most of us would have, nothing feels exaggerated, its so chill

We’re only just starting and already the 1st one is absolutely brilliant, made some much funnier by the commentary on top XD Great video dood :)

The amount of obsidian in the ruined portal of the first speed run is impossible to generate normally.

You can get Obsidian in a ruined Nether chest, but it's usually about one or two blocks.

I love how that one dude went about killing the blazes with snowballs instead of his looting III netherite sword.

The chest: * has 64 gapples * glakjack: "It's got HUNDREDS of god apples"

"hundreds of gapples" one stack "thousands of gold blocks" three stacks

Fun fact! Two portals may spawn together so two chests. But it’s VERY VERY rare.

i started playing vanilla for the first time since like 1.10 my spawn had an stronghold within like 5 chuncks and the nether portal i built landed me right inside of a nether fortress and i was like neat and then proceeded to die from blazes like 10 times lol

The "Whitesmith" sign got me lmao, i kept neutral face but that sign just got me xD

i love how its very funny when they show all their commands when they open chat.

13:24 that hole in the house is actually real but the "speedrunner" made it deeper

That dude in chat during Run 3, saying "You ain't living unless youre at risk of Carpal Tunnel" is a high level giga Chad, but I also pray for his hands

“I don’t think I’ve ever seen a fake speedrun start without being directly next to a village” He forgot about the one he saw right before

I’m willing to bet at least one of these is simply satire

The first fake speed run made me laugh so hard I spit milk on my monitor

“I don’t think I’ve ever seen a fake speedrun where the runner doesnt start directly next to a village” The speedrun literally a minute before this:😧

9:32 it is possible but really rare

9:42 potion of healing, bruh

That nether portal in the village thing is actually possible. I even once found one of the massive portals right at the center I think it was 12x12 pretty rare tho

7:05 "But not without walking on the fire first..." LOL

LMAO the blackout part at 11:30 was funny af

The ruined portal in MikiCili's run is actually possible. I found one under a farm in a village on a normal survival world several months ago. It had spawned below the farm and opened out the area around it so yeah there was a farm with this random hollow cube underneath with a Portal in it

10:06 idk man looks pretty legit to me

Oddly enough the Ruined portal in a village is possible. I had one spawn literally as part of a Village Crop farm including one of the dirt blocks being replaced by obsidian and one of the middle water blocks being replaced by a Gold Block.

10:50 they should add a easter egg where lighting a portal with an enchanted flint and steel would make a portal to the portal hall from minecraft story mode

GLAL Jack, excellent video:) These people doing fake speedruns are hilarious

#1 seems more like a Speedrun guide more than an actual Speedrun

*minecraft player finds 3 stacks of gold* GLAK Jack: “hE fInDs ThOuSaNdS oF gOlD” *minecraft player also finds 48 enchanted golden apples* GLAK jack: “Guys he found hundreds of god apples”

omg the nether villager killed me lmao

5:38 before this dude fakes his speedruns, he should really make sure to leave the elytra or chestplate, and have about three stacks of fireworks for the elytra

can we appreciate how long it took to enchant those items?

its so cool thanks for making this

I wonder what was going through their heads when they set up the “totally legit” speed runs

I would of put number 5 at 3 as I think that one was worse then 4 and 3. I love watching these videos just came up on my RU-vid home one day and now I always keep a look out for them

There's Efficiency 1000 Unbreaking 32000 Fortune 100 And then there's Mending

POV:you try to fake a speed run you spawn in the end and the enderdragon was already defeated

Watching the third one cut all over the place is like a goddamn fever dream holy fuck

I tried few times to find a seed for speedrun, and once I actually spawned next to desert temple (where I found enough diamonds for pickaxe and also enchanted golden apple) and then next to it I found ruined portal with enough obsidian (considering I already had diamond pickaxe from desert temple, I was able to build the portal) to go to nether. So it’s not like it’s impossible to find seeds like that. But I was out of luck after going to nether 😀

2:45 as u can see his armor bar is also full so he either has full netherite armor or full diamond armor and the amount of times he restarted the timer is crazy

Wait a minute enchanted flint and steel on the second!? Story mode players: Crying Me: Crying

And the casual sans theme in the background 😂😂

4:00 he resets the time LMAO

8:31 he spawns in with a dirt block in his inventory, is that a new feature

That Mario music in the beginning was rad. I must have that remix lol.

Those guys really think we are gonna be like : "omg what insane luck a full netherite gear !"

2:46 THE SPEEDRUN TIME CHANGED FROM 34 TO 11

For the first one, that sticking to the pillar thing i legit. Sometimes when you throw an enderpearl at some blocks, it puts you kind of inside. Happened to me when i helped my friend with her end fight and another time in a skywars match. Also, it was funny how he kept reseting the clock

“I don’t think I’ve ever seen a fake speedrun start without being directly next to a village” the fake speedrun he just watched: “am I a joke to you?”

these are most definitely troll submissions

11:00 this is possible, it's happened to me ofc not the part where there's no portal and fully enchanted netherite gear but it is possible to spawn in a village with a repairable ruined portal and spawn right next to a fortrees. in the seed I got there was also a bastion super close to the fortress as well!

15:23 i guess the dragon is allergic to soul sand (or soul soil I DON'T KNOW)

jack:"can we get 2021 likes?" *gets 54k likes* jack:"this is...unacceptable"

thanks to you, i will start my own youtuber life and make the most dumb fake speedruns tomorrow

8:52 PINK SHEEP Wait its a pig never gonna give you up

The odds of each part of the first speedrun is first, the 11 eye portal which is 1 in 100 billion, then getting six god apples, some thing, because the rarity of getting a notch apple is 1 in 69 chance, so that run is pretty rare

the only channel that does bad speedruns that actually has hilariously bad speedruns

The hoke in that one acacia hut is actually natural if you've ever gone and seen one but with out the "natural hole " to the end portal

For bubbles Speedrun the tower stuck feature is actually real. It can happen sometimes you are stuck in a block. But rest of the run fake ofc

7:30 he set the game mode back to creative mode 😭😂

*this is very great!*

You make my day

8:37 LMAO THAT IS A MOJANG/MICROSOFT RECOMMENDED SEED- its a village with a stronghold right beneath it

1:31 I like how he didn't have the brain cells to think of at least trying to Cover his Ass and make it look Randomized. Instead, he just *NEATLY SORTED* The very obviously non-generated items.

I like how in the first speed run, he cut back his time at the OP tree 😂😂😂

lol these are so funny 🤣😂

For number 3 when he opened the first/ “totally normal chest” you could se that he was selecting a health 2 potion and when he was grabbing items from a fake chest it didn’t fill one spot it should have filled so I think he downloaded a texture pack that makes health potions invisible.

Your vids are the best! I have been subbed for a long time and I always will be! ❤️

You're very cool and calm. I like youtubers who are calm like you🙂.

Sometimes I think that people doing these type of speed runs are just people who take it as a challenge to just finish it as fast as possible. Like a challenge to set up and finish it their own way as fast as they can. Or it’s just the view of “I can do it faster” but not realizing there are rules? Either way, funny stuff. 😂

Some villager huts actually do spawn with the hole in the floor, though I don't know if his convenient cheatski-doodle one was the kind that does.

5:35 the more you see the worse it gets

A nether portal is possible to be in the middle of a village. I don't know how rare it is. I had it in one of my games it slightly destroyed one of the houses. It was one of the snow villages.

at least one of the speedruns didn't have enchanted armor enchanted apples fireworks and elytra lol.

I've actually spawned right next to a village before on the second world I made, while my first has one just behind a hill. So it is possible to spawn next to a village.

Ok I will say, in the dirty one, he gets stuck to a tower with a bender pearl. This is something that can actually happen. You can simply walk out of the block you are in to escape.

Lol "hundreds of golden apples". These are fun though, thanks buddy

Bro this is so funny

Jack: he eventually leaves the nether *Random dude in his game leaves* Me: that's a bit sussy

4:25 the wall glitch is actually true it happens sometimes when you pearl

Fun fact: if you put in the seed number 1231123 you actually spawn right by a ruined nether portal!

16:38 🤓🤓🤓🤓 "Um, AcTuAlLy It'S a OnE bY tHrEe BuIlDiNg." 🤓🤓🤓🤓

Ruined portals do spawn naturally in villages- I once had a desert village, desert temple and ruined portal all within 250 blocks of each other on my Switch.

Can we all agree that when he uploads our day gets better!!!

Laughed so hard I just about cried.

"I don't think I ever seen a fake Speedrun spawn without a village" me just realizing he was watching one without spawning right next to one, 💀