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The TRUTH about Steve Jobs - Christories | History Lessons with Chris Distefano ep 17 

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This week on Christories, we're talking STEVE JOBS! Steve Jobs was an American entrepreneur and inventor who co-founded Apple Inc. He was born on February 24, 1955, in San Francisco, California, and was adopted! HIS BIRTH PARENTS MESSED UP! 😅
Jobs was interested in electronics and computers from a young age and dropped out of college to start his own computer company with his friend, Steve Wozniak. They co-founded Apple Computer in 1976 and introduced the Apple I computer, which was followed by the more popular Apple II.
In 1985, Jobs was forced out of Apple and went on to found NeXT, a computer company that was eventually acquired by Apple in 1997, leading to Jobs' return to the company. Jobs then played a key role in the development of products such as the iMac, iPod, iPhone, and iPad, which revolutionized the tech industry.
Throughout his life, Jobs was known for his innovative ideas, attention to detail, and perfectionism. He passed away on October 5, 2011, at the age of 56, due to complications from pancreatic cancer. Jobs' legacy continues to influence the tech industry, and he is remembered as a visionary who transformed the way people live and work with technology. WATCH THIS EP AND TELL US YOUR THOUGHTS BABE! 🙆🏼‍♂️
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@chrisdcomedy
@chrisdcomedy Год назад
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@philliphayden2727
@philliphayden2727 Год назад
You missed the point where Bill Gates personally bailed out Jobs and Apple from bankruptcy.
@qstar6407
@qstar6407 Год назад
Yo Perfect! Yo Perfect.... shout out to Tony Ballz!!! Christory do Genghis Khan!! Savagery......
@Zac-ls6hn
@Zac-ls6hn 4 месяца назад
Little Steven jobson fuckin a computer,Is that why it's called a floppy disk?💾
@chandlerp
@chandlerp Год назад
Love this series, combines my love for history with my love for hilarious possibly bisexual comedians
@8thlvlMage
@8thlvlMage Год назад
Possibly? He's not called Chrissy Kielbasa for nothin!
@bobross5079
@bobross5079 Год назад
"Possibly" is out of the question ,. our Boy is flaming like a stack of Yule Logs on Christmas Eve
@cpiece2450
@cpiece2450 Год назад
So glad to see this on my feed this morning I was just thinking yesterday I am craving a new episode and bang!
@walterroux291
@walterroux291 Год назад
My favourite Jobs fact is when they were coming up with the design for the first Iphone they couldn't decide between glass or plastic screen, with the glass prone to breaking whereas the plastic screen could be scratched. A few weeks before it was due to be shown he went to the team and said we're going with glass, because if a user dropped their phone and it smashed then the customer would feel a sense of responsibility for it. Whereas with the plastic getting scratches Apple would be the one users blamed. 🍎
@ebrahimmusleh
@ebrahimmusleh Год назад
And when glass breaks and the customer feels guilty about it they'll buy a new one.
@walterroux291
@walterroux291 Год назад
@@ebrahimmusleh especially because of how hard they've made to repair it. 😈
@ruffNNreadyDMT
@ruffNNreadyDMT Год назад
It would be meta as hell if you did a a Christories of the History Hyenas and let all the FFs know how you got the kids!
@beatgawd
@beatgawd Год назад
Same answer as always, those damn Puerto Ricans!
@tazman323
@tazman323 Год назад
ES lo Que Essss🎉
@RandomBogey
@RandomBogey Год назад
It is what it is, cuz
@jonnyh5858
@jonnyh5858 Год назад
Gotta wait for trutv to drop the lawsuit before chrissy can squeal 🐷 😊
@evanwaleck87
@evanwaleck87 Год назад
HH was 2 ffs talking history..there. It's covered... Ooh and "V" is a pieeeecccee. She def got cracked open n cleaned out..wai schan xhin
@wanderingfool27
@wanderingfool27 Год назад
These episodes get better with every week 😂
@_____7512
@_____7512 Год назад
At my nail appointment right now, the earbuds are in and I am in my happy place! Please never stop making these Chrissy!!
@clementine2234
@clementine2234 Год назад
Chrissy I always get a smile on my face when I get the notification you uploaded
@dosesandmimoses
@dosesandmimoses Год назад
Your historical story time segments are fire! 😅
@raqueldeshow9678
@raqueldeshow9678 Год назад
"twenty-nine year flight" DEAD😂
@michaelmaffit7034
@michaelmaffit7034 Год назад
Chris laughing at some of the things he says makes me laugh even harder at the things he says.
@peterdowner4315
@peterdowner4315 Год назад
I love his little chuckles at himself, kills me. There was a mashup of them once
@Mom-ii5jn
@Mom-ii5jn Год назад
Think the technical term is that he has “it”
@velder22
@velder22 Год назад
Yeah his retardo joke lol
@melissaeager3410
@melissaeager3410 Год назад
#Christories makes my Mondays bearable 🩷
@katelynbowman1353
@katelynbowman1353 Год назад
I just want nothing more than a Bailey Sarian Dark History and Cristorie collab.
@alexlynch3976
@alexlynch3976 Год назад
Definitely my favourite channel right now
@Portcityline
@Portcityline Год назад
Honestly just looked 30 mins ago and nothing! Now we got Chrissy Jobs 😂
@chrisdcomedy
@chrisdcomedy Год назад
I'M CHRISSY IPHONES, CHRISSY APPLE 1
@zachlewis1533
@zachlewis1533 Год назад
I lost it at the fruitarian part 🤣🤣
@jamesalexander8872
@jamesalexander8872 Год назад
It's hilarious. Dude was obsessed with fruit and then developed pancreatic cancer from all the sugar and it killed him. He actually doubled down on fruit thinking it would help him.
@marcuszuniga3691
@marcuszuniga3691 Год назад
Might be my favorite one. The outfit had my wife dyin when he said "they thought he was stoopid" 💁‍♀️
@CH-oq1oe
@CH-oq1oe Год назад
Happy birthday to your daughter, Chris and Jaz. ❤
@JCSAXON
@JCSAXON Год назад
Thanks for the Cupertino weather insight. It’s currently 68 with sunny conditions expected & wind gusts up to 8mph.
@Top3sy
@Top3sy Год назад
I'm in Dallas, it is not that here 😂
@JCSAXON
@JCSAXON Год назад
@@Top3sy We Cupertinians can’t save y’all from unexpected gales but recommend the immediate shelter of light, windbreaking jacketry, scarves & umbrellae. ❤️⚡️
@ellekay8657
@ellekay8657 Год назад
What a great storyteller u are ❤😂😅👏🏻
@darkocebuhar3889
@darkocebuhar3889 Год назад
Christories needs to be on Legion Of Skanks podcast 💗🖖🏻🤘🏻✌🏼👋🏻
@norab7432
@norab7432 Год назад
He was supposed to be on it not too long ago, sometime in the last few months, and he didn’t show up!! I was so upset 😢😤😫
@darkocebuhar3889
@darkocebuhar3889 Год назад
@@norab7432 i know... same... 🖖🏻🤘🏻✌🏼👋🏻
@gabrieltello3905
@gabrieltello3905 Год назад
These are great keep em’ coming!
@Brookerulezz
@Brookerulezz Год назад
Here for it!!!! 🎉
@mikeLOL45424
@mikeLOL45424 9 месяцев назад
A Chrissy Stories on Col. Sanders (KFC) would be WILD
@matt_corn
@matt_corn Год назад
Idk what it says about my Mediterranean roots but V’s laugh turns me on.
@TheRealMrMustache
@TheRealMrMustache Год назад
The Woz was the brains and heart of Apple
@del-marmare1646
@del-marmare1646 Год назад
How dare you 😂. When adopted, you either turn serial killer or Steve Jobs. You decide which is worse .
@UnusualCub
@UnusualCub Год назад
Please make so many more of these
@moondogg_monte
@moondogg_monte Год назад
Iconic last words: *Oh wow, oh wow, oh wow*
@BobbyWelcomePackets
@BobbyWelcomePackets Год назад
YES I JUST RAN OUT OF CHRISTORIES TO WATCH THIS MORNING LETS GO
@KingoftheLizardz
@KingoftheLizardz Год назад
The Steve Jobs death quote came up on the pub quiz last night, thanks Chris! (Still lost)
@chazblank2717
@chazblank2717 Год назад
Usually I get the same three commercials, so always comment on seeing different oddly specific ads… did anyone else get one for Dr Fauci? I think the algorithm put em together cause Brooklyn 😁 Not even 30sec in and already love the idea of seeing Chrissy do more stuff like this… ya doin the lord’s work my friend.
@tylerholmes8989
@tylerholmes8989 10 месяцев назад
Christories is amazing.
@jhinabuser7699
@jhinabuser7699 Год назад
Man Chrissy is one of the funniest people to ever bless the mic.
@ckinahan1
@ckinahan1 10 месяцев назад
My fiancé was on life support for 5.5 months (and he was conscious btw - which I didn''t realize was even possible) after going to the ER for what turned out to be pancreatitis. So I can tell you maybe why he didn't want the surgery. And I learned this by talking to some of the best surgeons in the US at his hospital. THEY don't suggest the surgery and will do literally any and every thing they can to avoid it. The surgery often (statistically proven) increases the odds of the patient dying and pancreatitis, let alone pancreatic cancer, has a 70% fatally rate right out of the gate. hes surgeon told me that the pancreas is a lot like the old Jello pudding commercial. You let the pudding set overnight and in the morning the top of it is like a skin but under it the pudding is soft and easy to handle? That's the pancreas he said. Except it is liquid inside so there are very few situations where they can remove any of the bad stuff without the inside pouring out and basically sending all the organs into a toxic shock. And it's almost impossible to close back up because well, it's pudding. And tbh he said, PC is one of if not THE, fastest of the cancers that takes ya. 4 months on average he said. My guy made it thru the surgery but passed 3 weeks later. Please please please, if you are a drinker on the reg, which is totally fine by this Irish gal, just know that you have to ask your GP when you go in for your annual checkup and blood work, to run a separate panel for the pancreas. It's undetectable with the standard blood work panel. There's very little awareness about it and it doesn't get much attention from the ACS. I thought my peeps and me just had to worry about the liver! And if you start having ANY of the symptoms, go to the ER IMMEDIATELY. The quicker they can catch it the better the odds of successfully treating it which IS absolutely possible. I wish I had known about it. Maybe I could have spotted the symptoms sooner. Take care of yourselves and each other. XOXO
@Pigeoning
@Pigeoning Год назад
I remember the birthday I came down and that 2600 was sitting there. Asteroids, Pac-Man, combat, pitfall, mountain king... it was crazy fun back then. Coleco was even better... but real nerds had the ti basic i99/4A home computer with voice synthesizer and cassette tape drive.
@Gcm42011
@Gcm42011 Год назад
One of the best ones yet
@RichardRatner.1972
@RichardRatner.1972 Год назад
Yyyeess ! Big fan from the U.K. Love you Chrissie, kindest regards, Richard U.K
@juggernaut44
@juggernaut44 11 месяцев назад
love these vids
@the__man
@the__man Год назад
love it!!!! Lol. And what are those glasses? haha
@sthompson4344
@sthompson4344 Год назад
Dude we need this to continue speshey Puerto ricans!!!!!!!
@ThatFellaAldo
@ThatFellaAldo Год назад
Thank u for this
@alanprobsten2858
@alanprobsten2858 Год назад
This is underrated wth
@Tmac-hb1ci
@Tmac-hb1ci Год назад
I LOVE YOU CHRIS! yes apple phones are only being sold on marketing.
@Tmac-hb1ci
@Tmac-hb1ci Год назад
- tech guy
@jaycarn9435
@jaycarn9435 Год назад
Happy Birthday one of Chris's daughters
@mikemargiotta2671
@mikemargiotta2671 Год назад
Please do Freddie Mercury!
@HeavyHeartsShow
@HeavyHeartsShow Год назад
Steve Job’s wife graduated from my high school, West Milford Township High School (NJ). She’s never visited once.
@lachola1647
@lachola1647 Год назад
Best history channel on the planet. Make no mistake 😂
@scottwarren574
@scottwarren574 Год назад
Chrisy Glasses is back!
@YungKashewz
@YungKashewz Год назад
I miss history hyenas but this is the next best thing! I am back in BABY!! 😂😂
@jeremygrillo7157
@jeremygrillo7157 Год назад
Cool glasses, I hope you have them more then 25 days, they look expensive.. besos from España.
@BrickVault
@BrickVault Год назад
add a chain and a fanny pack to this and then do a Chistories about The Rock
@zachryan7820
@zachryan7820 Год назад
love theses eps
@aritristan6884
@aritristan6884 Год назад
Love you chrissy
@mastergwaha
@mastergwaha Год назад
i wish you were my history teacher in high school hahaha
@neverleft636
@neverleft636 Год назад
28:13 “He wants to kill his kids, I mean this guys interesting.” 😂😂
@SlopCultureMadeIt
@SlopCultureMadeIt Год назад
Best possible topic for me im so hype
@jacquelinelabovitz4613
@jacquelinelabovitz4613 Год назад
“You are my Fatah” 😂
@jwilsss
@jwilsss Год назад
You’re the best
@blackcatco.1320
@blackcatco.1320 Год назад
Can we please get a Chrissy Conspiracy segment?!!! 👁👽
@pirateofsteeze
@pirateofsteeze Год назад
Ayo Chrissy! How about a History on how the Bald Eagle is our National Bird, instead of the Turkey? My fat gobbler is turning Red baby!
@Sharkey1021
@Sharkey1021 Год назад
Here we go again!!!!
@chrisdcomedy
@chrisdcomedy Год назад
DASSIT! ANOTHER CHRISTORIES!
@zakhamer8719
@zakhamer8719 Год назад
My dad said you looked like Milan Lucic and now I can’t unsee it
@A704T
@A704T Год назад
more like Ante Rebic
@thomasmartinez8388
@thomasmartinez8388 Год назад
It's still the YMH Cool Guy portrait of Crissy for me. Crissy Cool Guy all day babe 😅
@TheRealMrMustache
@TheRealMrMustache Год назад
I imagine if Steve Jobs could see Apple today he would be ecstatic about their monopolistic practices
@jp.dlamini
@jp.dlamini Год назад
He would be pissed that they're not squeezing harder.
@rhalub
@rhalub Год назад
Love these podcasts but turn up your mic and speak into it, my god hahah
@patrickmills4217
@patrickmills4217 Год назад
Actually, the apple logo was an homage to Allan Turing. He deciphered the German's code, made popular by the movie The Imitation Games. The original logo was a rainbow apple with a bite out of it because, when the Germans found out what he did, they poisoned an apple. He took one bite of ot and died...also he was gay hints the rainbow.
@patrickmills4217
@patrickmills4217 Год назад
Yassss😂
@bryanvillegas6834
@bryanvillegas6834 Год назад
I’m dressing up as Steve Jobs for Halloween
@The-Finisher
@The-Finisher Год назад
You mean like a lesbian from Portland? 😂
@randymanson4945
@randymanson4945 Год назад
The term deal with the devil comes to mind
@niallsavag4175
@niallsavag4175 Год назад
Went full tim dillon @13min 😅
@bensmith5027
@bensmith5027 Год назад
It’s called a “fruitatarian” or a …. 😂😂😂
@andrewgonzales975
@andrewgonzales975 Год назад
Bro I lost it at 7:13 😂😅⚰️
@CookeSonsCarpentry
@CookeSonsCarpentry Год назад
It’s “Yesterday is History” 😂
@shady2493
@shady2493 Год назад
iPhones are for people that care what people think about them, Samsung is for people that actually know tech
@fabescolmsinc1200
@fabescolmsinc1200 Год назад
That IS a lot of yeezies
@RobCalverleyArt
@RobCalverleyArt Год назад
Hey Chris great show, definitely kept me interested. I do wanna say tho, if you really wanna help someone out, I have some new designs for your merch. I'd love for you to check em out and help me get this really started to get my life going. Either way I'll be watching whatever you put out, great job! Or actually, Steve Jobs lol
@wtfRyantater
@wtfRyantater Год назад
Fuck bro I been locked in on these christories
@stevied5459
@stevied5459 Год назад
Turn the Volume up , it’s so quiet !!!! Please guys I can barely hear my boyfriend talk to me about Steve Jobs turn the audio up
@luc_xott
@luc_xott Год назад
i was here, first for chrissy lesbot
@cloudbloom
@cloudbloom Год назад
CHRISSSYYYYYYYYY
@jonlejcar5306
@jonlejcar5306 Год назад
Steve's bio dad be like "Steve, I am your fata" Read in Vader voice
@carlogomez8210
@carlogomez8210 Год назад
You history like no other babe
@r60z
@r60z Год назад
Do bill Clinton ?
@user-hx7cc2qf7o
@user-hx7cc2qf7o Год назад
Chris knocks out Yannis boxing in intro video!! Priceless!! Lol
@owenjohnson7447
@owenjohnson7447 Год назад
Chrissy we need to know about the Killing Fields for realzies
@coopdeloop88
@coopdeloop88 Год назад
Bill Gaytes could never ASSpire to be Steve HandJOBS
@theodorechiodo1106
@theodorechiodo1106 Год назад
Chris you missed the part where Jobs stole all his ideas for the personal computer from xerox
@Andrea-dc7rx
@Andrea-dc7rx Год назад
Hi :)
@CLSGL
@CLSGL Год назад
Steve Woah-zniak
@DoughBoy45
@DoughBoy45 Год назад
I was wondering where christories was!
@Maria-jp6eo
@Maria-jp6eo Год назад
Genius 😂
@velocirshtr3756
@velocirshtr3756 Год назад
20:46 that pause made me think Chrissy held back from saying racist like “you could’ve funded !S!S” but instead Chrissy Pulled back lol but I see you cutie 😉
@Pbplayer48
@Pbplayer48 Год назад
This is fucking hilarious.
@samsonthecurrent
@samsonthecurrent Год назад
…epic. Mike Cannon also said his name Jobs came from all the ‘jobs he was doing to those sexputers.
@owentwidale98
@owentwidale98 Год назад
Retardari is now in my vernacular thanks Chrissy
@BryceChillis
@BryceChillis Год назад
steve apple
@MatthewELMusic
@MatthewELMusic Год назад
Hi ball jobs
@JackVGallivan
@JackVGallivan Год назад
Instant Click
@kylenicholopoulos1327
@kylenicholopoulos1327 Год назад
Christories should be mandatory at every school in America 2nd grade through last year of college. I wish Chrissy was my teacher. Especially with that intermittent fasting ass he's got these days.
@AdrianCarlisle
@AdrianCarlisle Год назад
Love these sodes🥳also money cant buy you life Steve J dead AF 😵‍💫💰
@arcadeutopia3035
@arcadeutopia3035 2 месяца назад
I always call Atari , "Aturdi."
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