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The Two Ronnies Tomorrow's Kitchen 

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Ronnie Barker looking into the Kitchen of the future...
Series 5 - Episode 8
Broadcast: 23rd October 1976

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20 сен 2009

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@quizmaster85
@quizmaster85 14 лет назад
"Well, it's either two o'clock or they're still on strike." Classic!
@GroundhogDayisAWESOME
@GroundhogDayisAWESOME 2 года назад
"Sorry, WRONG CUCUMBER." laughing my abs off!
@chestnutbloke305
@chestnutbloke305 4 года назад
"Either it's two o'clock or they're still on strike." Class!
@MrDaiseymay
@MrDaiseymay 7 лет назад
No obscene or coase swearing--just great wit ,innuendo, and unbeatable delivery--there will never be another pair like them.
@marybranicki3354
@marybranicki3354 5 лет назад
SOooooooo well said !
@jimhughes1962
@jimhughes1962 5 лет назад
It takes genuine intelligence to write comedy like this. We don't see much of that anymore.
@commentfreely5443
@commentfreely5443 5 лет назад
the day after the world ends.
@leafshade3643
@leafshade3643 5 лет назад
Swearing isn't more obscene than innuendo, in many ways it is less so, it's devalued and effectively meaningless.
@-M0LE
@-M0LE 4 года назад
Definitely a great "PAIR" 🤣
@Aran-vc7rx
@Aran-vc7rx 5 лет назад
The eye level grill. Designed by ronnie Corbett
@jonasthemovie
@jonasthemovie 4 года назад
Aran 999999999 The audience laughing before the punchline kind of ruined it.
@therealxunil2
@therealxunil2 4 года назад
Say what you hear....
@dca-Letsplay
@dca-Letsplay 3 года назад
what i love about that joke is during the laughter you can hear Corbett laughing
@Over_Sky
@Over_Sky 9 лет назад
"Ah, yes, supposing... I want some crumpet at teatime" (audience start laughing) "Well, supposing I do" (audience laugh some more) "What I do after 5 o'clock is my own business" I never get tired of watching this clip. Brilliant from start to finish.
@Culturedropout
@Culturedropout 8 лет назад
+Sir Moovenstein Thank you for the translation. I listened to the last part three times and wasn't getting anything out of it. :D
@RoughJustice2k18
@RoughJustice2k18 5 лет назад
@TheRenaissanceman65 ... and you don't necessarily have to be British to enjoy it either! :-)
@commentfreely5443
@commentfreely5443 5 лет назад
don't forget bats put holes in the top of your milk bottles.
@GibsterBoy5
@GibsterBoy5 4 года назад
Agreed
@lisacollins5868
@lisacollins5868 4 года назад
@TheRenaissanceman65 😄😄😄😉
@notthisguyagain4635
@notthisguyagain4635 3 года назад
I was born in 1975. My dad introduced us to the Two Ronnie’s, Dave Allen and Love Thy Neighbour. We had Kingswood Country in Australia as well. I miss the old days.
@mkbuddy
@mkbuddy 5 лет назад
That is comedy gold done by a legend
@liammccarron8191
@liammccarron8191 4 года назад
A time when my mother would have loved a washing machine. Not complaining. This was / is funny. Two great comedians.
@hrishikeshannamboodiri4971
@hrishikeshannamboodiri4971 3 года назад
"Sorry, wrong cucumber"😂
@GreatUncleEscobar
@GreatUncleEscobar 11 лет назад
Only one word for it, and that is 'genius', not least that time doesn't render it any less amusing.
@richardsfinalfantasy
@richardsfinalfantasy 6 лет назад
If you ate all that, you could see muhammad ali, in a dark room, with your eyes shut. Even if he wasnt there. Brilliant.
@davidmg1925
@davidmg1925 6 лет назад
Oooo how the looneys would jump up and down if that was done now......
@Aran-vc7rx
@Aran-vc7rx 5 лет назад
That part always gets me
@razor2sharp282
@razor2sharp282 4 года назад
There would be riots if that was said on tv these days
@Regi869
@Regi869 4 года назад
@@davidmg1925 SJW's would be pissing in their pants
@craigdavidson2278
@craigdavidson2278 4 года назад
The soundtrack to my child hood.....the two Ronnies
@ZER0--
@ZER0-- 6 лет назад
I thought it would have been only be 4 candles.
@xMakeMeFeelItx
@xMakeMeFeelItx 5 лет назад
ZER0 he forgot the hundreds and thousands
@somberlight
@somberlight 5 лет назад
what do you mean fork handles?
@lisacollins5868
@lisacollins5868 4 года назад
😄😉
@lisacollins5868
@lisacollins5868 4 года назад
@@xMakeMeFeelItx 😄😉
@Aran-vc7rx
@Aran-vc7rx 5 лет назад
This is real comedy. You didn't need to say f words every 5 seconds. This was something very well written and brilliant and these actors really did a amazing job at bringing it to life.
@rickmontgomery3037
@rickmontgomery3037 4 года назад
Exactly. Sadly, nowadays it's the F bomb and the "L" word....back then F meant Funny and L meant Laughter.
@grahamd5418
@grahamd5418 3 года назад
Not trying to get cheap laughs at other people's expense either.
@mottledbrain
@mottledbrain 8 лет назад
"When the wife blows out the candles tonight there'll be a cold front with a following wind." Thumbs up!
@MaskedMan66
@MaskedMan66 8 лет назад
Love that entrance!
@transcendentstudios6819
@transcendentstudios6819 6 лет назад
Simply wonderful
@H76Pro
@H76Pro 4 года назад
1976 The year I was born 😁
@worldsno1drwhofan
@worldsno1drwhofan 14 лет назад
hehe "eye level grill, designed by Ronnie Corbett" LOL that is so clever!
@DamiensTrainsandTravels
@DamiensTrainsandTravels 6 лет назад
Great video, better than todays comedy, wait, there is none...........
@neithere
@neithere 5 лет назад
There is. It just takes time for a show to become classic. There's always been tons garbage and a few gems every once in a while.
@lys2303
@lys2303 4 года назад
Watch foil arms and hog! They are great also! 💚
@lajoswinkler
@lajoswinkler 4 года назад
^^ _old man yells at cloud_
@tamaramoran7463
@tamaramoran7463 4 года назад
The IT crowd
@keithstebbing436
@keithstebbing436 Год назад
@@neithere nope. There are no gems today. It's all woke garbage. The 70s was full of fab comedy with nill swearing or PC toxic. A far better Era than the chaos of now,
@nirmalsuki
@nirmalsuki 6 лет назад
The level of pun is beyond legendary...
@TheSatanshunter
@TheSatanshunter 6 лет назад
"how about the food of the future? well it's gonna me bigger" Have you seen the size of a Mars bar nowadays?? XD
@RobRandomVids
@RobRandomVids 4 года назад
On the subject of chocolate bars, I think we should go back to calling snickers bars marathons. Why? Well, then we could call the fun size bars half marathons.
@lisacollins5868
@lisacollins5868 4 года назад
@@RobRandomVids 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😉
@chestnutbloke305
@chestnutbloke305 4 года назад
1:44 You could tell by Ronnie's reaction that the electric shock wasn't meant to happen.
@jameshodges1956
@jameshodges1956 4 года назад
Classic. Love the mouse trap.
@riftalope
@riftalope 13 лет назад
Thankyou! I have been looking for this sense I saw a tape of this in '89! (I think.) The Two Ronnies never aired in Indianapolis.(Monty Python was already paid for.)
@giuseppersa2391
@giuseppersa2391 4 года назад
Humour at it's best!! Nothing like it these days
@aranerem3767
@aranerem3767 4 года назад
Brilliant
@Discoretrox
@Discoretrox 5 лет назад
When he pulls out that big pill 😂😂
@Dumbird0
@Dumbird0 4 года назад
@MusicMadMaurice Depends if they are into that.
@crazyflod
@crazyflod 4 года назад
Ah there’s a holes in the other side of the box 🤣
@mikaelabowen5781
@mikaelabowen5781 7 лет назад
Superb!!!
@sandismall8559
@sandismall8559 6 лет назад
Spot on with the larger sized food portions; they're everywhere now.
@27Bluebottle
@27Bluebottle 11 лет назад
what can I do with this carrot? Laughter Thank you very much Madam(!)
@robertcater7116
@robertcater7116 3 года назад
No wonder the eggs come out cracked 😂😂😂
@TheFattHatt
@TheFattHatt 8 лет назад
"Sorry, wrong cucumber"
@VeryOldEngine
@VeryOldEngine 8 лет назад
+TheFattHatt "What do we get? We get a small electric shock."
@algaegaming3834
@algaegaming3834 8 лет назад
There's two holes in the box no wonder the eggs come out cracked...
@EM-yk1dw
@EM-yk1dw 6 лет назад
So clever what a classic sketch.
@Aran-vc7rx
@Aran-vc7rx 5 лет назад
Sorry wrong cucumber, try again
@johnstriker480
@johnstriker480 4 года назад
*pissing my pants with laughter* xD
@TeamKuukiFoodGames
@TeamKuukiFoodGames 12 лет назад
LOL i love the moustrap idea
@RasPutintheGreat
@RasPutintheGreat 6 лет назад
Legend!
@johnmcdyer7297
@johnmcdyer7297 4 года назад
Just brilliant ha ha ha
@Aran-vc7rx
@Aran-vc7rx 5 лет назад
A small electric shock
@Aran-vc7rx
@Aran-vc7rx 5 лет назад
The mouse trap of the future. Cheese, a Jimmy young record and a brick. You creep up behind and hit it with a brick.
@Aran-vc7rx
@Aran-vc7rx 5 лет назад
Brilliant comedy
@dishybear
@dishybear 3 года назад
I wonder how many of the comedians today, tomorrow and the future have or will be greatly influenced by the late, great Ronnie B. I would say more than "alot".
@Austinmini-rt3zh
@Austinmini-rt3zh 3 года назад
What does "alot" mean?
@sb50cal9
@sb50cal9 6 лет назад
Now if you ate all that side, you’d be able to see Muhammad Ali in a dark room with your eyes shut... even if he wasn’t there...
@Speedbird7771
@Speedbird7771 6 лет назад
SB 50cal already imagining the riots if that phrase were included in a modern comedy sketch! 🤣🤣
@manos3790
@manos3790 4 года назад
Wittiest human being ever.
@rapVCK
@rapVCK 6 лет назад
Hahahaha brilliant..
@MelliaBoomBot
@MelliaBoomBot 4 года назад
Genius..... :)
@eIucidate
@eIucidate 8 лет назад
Dat wallpaper tho
@MColeProductions
@MColeProductions 14 лет назад
"Hello?" (The audience laughs) "Sorry, wrong cucumber. Try again." (The audience bursts into laughter.) Brilliant!
@kyawkyawwin1
@kyawkyawwin1 5 лет назад
Another classic - from the pen of Gerald Wiley perchance?
@cuteyjames
@cuteyjames 6 лет назад
Kitchen cow kind of looks like the cows in Minecraft 😂
@mountainstartemple6041
@mountainstartemple6041 3 года назад
they we so ahead of their time ... envisioning Minecraft in an era of Pong!
@grahamd5418
@grahamd5418 3 года назад
Thirteen guranteed repeats on BBC2. No change there.
@fscreations7373
@fscreations7373 4 года назад
Anyone else hear Boris Johnson when the close their eyes and listen to this...?
@Wintro
@Wintro 6 лет назад
LOL! :D
@ALi-mc4ve
@ALi-mc4ve 7 лет назад
SIR my French gas has gone call tommorow can u ow
@bertilknudsen
@bertilknudsen 4 года назад
This is rather stupid. I love it!
@davidmg1925
@davidmg1925 6 лет назад
It's the delivery.......its not so much what's done , how it's done.
@alexanderhunt88
@alexanderhunt88 11 лет назад
1 dislike.. must have been the digital clock
@Hamuda92
@Hamuda92 4 года назад
another 63 dislikes.. must be kitchen cows and hens
@mountainstartemple6041
@mountainstartemple6041 3 года назад
he's still on strike haha
@davemoore2917
@davemoore2917 6 лет назад
I’m 19 so I was born far from the days of good clean, clever comedy like this but I wish I was around during this time as now all comedy is is callous remarks and rude jokes but two ronnies, spike Milligan,tommy cooper,morecambe and wise to name a few that was the era of comedy and I hope it will live on to make us laugh.
@mc-ec3bu
@mc-ec3bu 5 лет назад
I am so sorry you missed it it really was as good as it looks.
@patrickbrookings
@patrickbrookings 5 лет назад
@Dave Moore It's nice that a young guy such as yourself appreciates the older and witty humour. I fondly remember the days when I used to watch their shows back at home with my parents. They were absolutely hilarious! The same goes for Tommy Cooper, who you also mentioned. Sadly, none of them are with us any more, but at least we can still enjoy them through all these brilliant sketches :)
@tamaramoran7463
@tamaramoran7463 4 года назад
You have not missed a thing. Whenever you have free time watch them on RU-vid
@Jerrymouse79
@Jerrymouse79 4 года назад
Tamara Moran yes I agree. For instance, type Tommy Copper in search bar and up pop some of his best bits ‘just like that’ 😉
@tamaramoran7463
@tamaramoran7463 4 года назад
Hilarious
@joachimkodak7644
@joachimkodak7644 2 года назад
Great
@somethingelse4878
@somethingelse4878 4 года назад
like star trek we have many of the things shown here today
@Academician100
@Academician100 12 лет назад
Wow... the made a real massive shreddie wheat for that advert a while back... those crazy scientsts xD
@RoughJustice2k18
@RoughJustice2k18 5 лет назад
This was back when Ronnie Barker was a multi-talented genius and one of the legends of comedy - he could make almost any joke work without being overly crude or offensive. A tribute to Ronnie. R.I.P. Political correctness killed comedy as we know it.
@Aran-vc7rx
@Aran-vc7rx 5 лет назад
Sorry wrong cucumber try again
@BabarHussainKhan
@BabarHussainKhan 3 года назад
Sorry, wrong cucumber hahahhhhh
@janrdoh
@janrdoh 4 года назад
I thought my eyes were shot but then it said 1976 on screen, damn but RU-vid was low rez back then.
@jchors2947
@jchors2947 4 года назад
Yeah, but it was the number one app for your rotary phone back then.
@lisacollins5868
@lisacollins5868 4 года назад
@@jchors2947 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😉👍👍👌
@johnking5174
@johnking5174 4 года назад
RU-vid was an insult back in 1976 - "oh shut up you tube"
@aranerem3767
@aranerem3767 4 года назад
Sorry, wrong cucumber. Try again
@errolstewart2910
@errolstewart2910 4 года назад
Either it's two o'clock or Thier still on strike 😁😆😅😅😆😁🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺✌️
@johnking5174
@johnking5174 4 года назад
This was made in 1976, middle of the 70s when strikes were common in England
@9nikolai
@9nikolai 6 лет назад
I just wonder what he wished for...
@johnhawkins6506
@johnhawkins6506 4 года назад
How can any of today's comedians claim to be as funny...they can't!!
@davidmg1925
@davidmg1925 6 лет назад
That stuffs coming up through the floor surely?
@biro24
@biro24 11 лет назад
LOLOL
@mountainstartemple6041
@mountainstartemple6041 3 года назад
1976 to 2020 ... 44 years later and I'm still waiting for these things ... also the flying cars they said would be going by now! I'm disappointed that this future has not worked out the way they told me and quite frankly I want a refund..
@willg4802
@willg4802 4 года назад
Allthat avocado green, yup ...70s
@user-my2ji5dr9v
@user-my2ji5dr9v 16 дней назад
mudsharking
@Aran-vc7rx
@Aran-vc7rx 5 лет назад
Unless you're the woman at number 44 with a what front?
@mark25964
@mark25964 5 лет назад
Aran 999999999 a bow front meaning the shape of the front window,but the double meaning is the shape of the breasts.
@moonmelder2965
@moonmelder2965 3 года назад
OMG! You couldn't even make this stuff today .... because we are the future and it's boring! Non of this stuff came true!
@chris-rfs
@chris-rfs 3 года назад
No political correctness back then, that's why we don't get great comedy anymore.You cannot joke about much anymore without upsetting someone these days. It is a shame that this type of comedy will not be about anymore. You cannot have a laugh anymore without someone wanting to take you to court,rediculous.!
@stephencolgate8510
@stephencolgate8510 4 года назад
Lol
@oldmacisback
@oldmacisback 12 лет назад
JY still going. 91 this month. TTFN.
@utubesanjay
@utubesanjay 6 лет назад
Mohd Ali. LOL
@moonmelder2965
@moonmelder2965 3 года назад
243 ..... dirty minded crowd LOL
@Jigwally
@Jigwally 5 лет назад
4:21 mice don't have paws..
@spac18
@spac18 5 лет назад
Mice of the future wil have paws
@michaelpope5366
@michaelpope5366 4 года назад
The mice pause to listen...
@alexanderhunt88
@alexanderhunt88 11 лет назад
YOU SON OF A B-----
@amac6483
@amac6483 2 года назад
Stupid and silly....but funny.
5 лет назад
This humour has not aged very well!
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