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The Ultimate City Slicker - Jerma Streams Mon Bazou (Long Edit) 

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From Jerma's Mon Bazou stream (4/20/2022): • Jerma Streams - Mon Bazou / / 1462207883
Jerma's Twitch: / jerma985
2ndJerma: / @2ndjerma
At least he can run errands for you.
Push-up Music: watson - 捕まえろ!! • 捕まえろ!【フリーBGM・音楽素材MusMus】
Note: This edit was requested by Tom H.

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@Blackrain7070
@Blackrain7070 Год назад
Jerma talks for four minutes on mute and says he can't type because he can't read his keyboard while insisting he's not high on 4/20 is such an amazing intro
@jordynensor2081
@jordynensor2081 3 месяца назад
all the while it sounds like he’s got at least seven cotton balls in his mouth
@cattlemantis
@cattlemantis Месяц назад
Sober as a stone
@pj1789
@pj1789 Год назад
UPPER CLASS STREAMER BEWILDERED by a simple, humble LOG SPLITTER
@renatlottiepilled
@renatlottiepilled Год назад
city andy LUL
@skislope4218
@skislope4218 Год назад
UPPER CLASS STREAMER has an ESPRESSO MACHINE in his BATHROOM
@ketsuakagi5646
@ketsuakagi5646 Год назад
His soft weak hands have never worked a day in his life
@asmodeuslol7904
@asmodeuslol7904 Год назад
Bourgeois andy CANNOT comprehend the struggle of the proletariat
@katzea.a7880
@katzea.a7880 Год назад
princess andy
@FloydPinkerton
@FloydPinkerton Год назад
SOFT-HANDED CITY BOY BAFFLED by mere existence of MANUAL LABOR EQUIPMENT
@justdirt
@justdirt Год назад
I remembering watching this stream live. It's almost a 7 hour stream btw, he chopped wood for close to 3 hours. It was all worth it for when he has an existential crisis about that horrific face he made and then crashes his car immediately, ruining over 45 minutes of work
@mellowmelly9258
@mellowmelly9258 Год назад
"ALMOST" a seven hour stream??? the vod is 8 hours and five minutes long this MADMAN is OUT OF CONTROL
@glub4234
@glub4234 9 месяцев назад
I like how you said he was chopping wood for 3 hours, but only lost 45 minutes of work.
@junipre985
@junipre985 4 месяца назад
@@glub4234he only loaded the last 45 minutes worth of wood
@Matoro342
@Matoro342 Год назад
"Sober as a stone" TCH has replaced his blood.
@reno6703
@reno6703 Год назад
Those damn vaporizer pens that killed those kids
@eaglesattack
@eaglesattack Год назад
RIP TCH
@Thomas_Angelo
@Thomas_Angelo Год назад
He is stoned
@plastiktuten3866
@plastiktuten3866 5 месяцев назад
lmfao it was so obvious that he was high as a kite, and I loved it
@breadslayer7442
@breadslayer7442 2 месяца назад
What the heck is TCH hahaha
@MakayKakescupcakes
@MakayKakescupcakes Год назад
That fucking intro oh my god. Mod tells jerma “DONT talk about drinking an espresso while you SHIT today” and jerma is like “Let me go into detail about how I drank an espresso while I shit today”
@cragraven
@cragraven Год назад
Jerma in games where there is like 0 penalty when you crash: Oh my god I’m going way too fast I need to slow down Jerma in this: only drives truck in 4th gear
@angrypanguy
@angrypanguy Год назад
"every single person ON EARTH has seen that video" -Jerma about the fastest hot dog shooter in the world video that has 343k views
@Thomas_Angelo
@Thomas_Angelo Год назад
There is one with 1.1 mil but it was uploaded 1 year after the original 278k one. Society is only 1.1 mil people.
@MyNameHere101
@MyNameHere101 3 месяца назад
The insane urge to just reach through the screen and SNATCH the mouse to just DO IT MYSELF MY GOD IT'S RIGHT THERE JEREMY
@DemonicRobots
@DemonicRobots Год назад
Jerma does a lot of stuff on the toilet, including streaming. So him drinking an espresso while taking a shit is accurate
@astracontritus1209
@astracontritus1209 Год назад
THE LOATHSOME LOG SPLITTER
@gigi-riley
@gigi-riley Год назад
you know it’s a good day when 3rd jerma uploads
@frynsesmadrer1
@frynsesmadrer1 Год назад
It makes me happy that Jerma seems as unhinged as ever despite his mods and manager feeling the need to try and keep a lid on him.
@lukabrasi001
@lukabrasi001 Год назад
he's got a manager??
@KaoticViber
@KaoticViber 5 месяцев назад
​@@lukabrasi001 yeah dude, it's Paul Bearer
@waterbottle6644
@waterbottle6644 Год назад
He's so deranged whenever he wears red
@IMosuGoji
@IMosuGoji 2 месяца назад
it’s because he’s a sus imposter and red = imposter
@connorbrown2194
@connorbrown2194 5 месяцев назад
imagining seeing a crazy guy come up to your gas station two days in a row 10 minutes before closing and he can't figure out how to open the cap on his gas can
@kaizerdeath12
@kaizerdeath12 Год назад
He really is too rich to learn how to follow a straight line without veering off a cliff for a fall joke
@kelza_
@kelza_ Год назад
Love watching Jerma while I work on my lab reports. he babbles madly in the background and I approximate the calving seasons of wildebeests in the Serengeti.
@fedorafinder
@fedorafinder Год назад
Probably my favorite Seinfeld episode, I loved it when Kramer zerked off onto George’s laptop for thirty minutes
@bubblebuddy7792
@bubblebuddy7792 Год назад
i wrote the "jerma please we're so close to disneyland comment" as demiv0 at 1:32:15, crowning achievement thank you for including that bit
@AndreasWB
@AndreasWB Год назад
I pooped on the toilet as he read that and saw this comment at the same time as the battleship was sunk. Gz buddy
@Doomessenger4654
@Doomessenger4654 Год назад
+2
@jakii3621
@jakii3621 Год назад
Why does the kid talk like he hasn’t drank water in 6 months
@leesimmers6693
@leesimmers6693 Год назад
I think about this bit almost daily, thank you for adding this to my life
@Purplestufff
@Purplestufff Год назад
Watching this for a second time, and I think my favorite moment is at 34:32. He doesn’t try to argue with chat, he doesn’t defend himself, he just resigns to the fact that he IS pissed.
@hauntedsunsets
@hauntedsunsets Год назад
god I was fucking SCREAMING "nononono" watching him drive away with the wood cause I KNEW there was a ditch there that he wouldn't be able to see
@eltio2580
@eltio2580 Год назад
The Mon bazou stream is like the polar opposite of The Long Drive Stream. I feel like this one is complete and utter chaos, not something I would put in the background while I fall asleep
@dogthebountyhunter8504
@dogthebountyhunter8504 Год назад
God help the poor souls that have to ride shotgun when Jermas driving
@Azby_
@Azby_ Год назад
Skye you keep pumping out multi hour long edits like it's nothing. I remain eternally grateful 🙏 I wouldn't be the jermamite I am now without you
@jacobpapp2148
@jacobpapp2148 Год назад
People like Skye are some of the best in the community, they've done so much for us 🥹
@stpblo3676
@stpblo3676 Год назад
One day Jerma’s gonna go live with him in the same spot with the same setup until we hear a faint stream of water for a few seconds, then he’ll reach for something behind his back and the sound of rushing water as he keeps gaming.
@bigbeefscorcho
@bigbeefscorcho Год назад
His streaming setup from the Dollhouse stream will become a reality, MonkaS
@mcwetpatch
@mcwetpatch Год назад
i thought this was about flooding his own home on purpose with like a garden hose but it's about a toilet
@TzarTVR
@TzarTVR Год назад
14:15 groggy gary pre-ultrakill era
@spaghettivase4808
@spaghettivase4808 Год назад
Excuse me thats Hamster Herman
@checkurs675
@checkurs675 Год назад
this game needs a streamer mode that holds your hand
@ballfart6990
@ballfart6990 Год назад
the stream that revealed how insanely rich he actually is
@renatlottiepilled
@renatlottiepilled Год назад
Jerma and a car game is as good a pairing as red wine and steak
@jasper_the_ghost
@jasper_the_ghost Год назад
You know it’s a good game when there’s a slur on command button
@peridooter530
@peridooter530 Год назад
Jerma describes Panama shifts, gets called a socialist. Lmao two days on three days off is a real thing, if you have the people it increases productivity a fuck ton
@peridooter530
@peridooter530 Год назад
@@FatherNagic Never heard of a salary job huh? You also clearly dont know what Panamas are. You have multiple teams so people are always working. Usually Panamas work in 12 hour shifts as well. Before you start telling people "youre gone" maybe know what your discussing, alright champ?
@sneezegaming7460
@sneezegaming7460 Год назад
@@peridooter530 Shocker: 48 hour work week more productive than 40 hour work week
@pooppoop6337
@pooppoop6337 Год назад
Tell me you've never put much thought into different types of jobs with- oh no, you already told me.
@cheyannei5983
@cheyannei5983 7 месяцев назад
​@@sneezegaming7460The kinds of jobs that run those shifts have people working around the clock regardless, it's just people do the bulk of their work fresh so you have more fresh shifts throughout the week
@chancethefapper4528
@chancethefapper4528 Год назад
This video really made me realise how much Skye's edit style perfects Jerma's comedic timing, loved it!
@strawberrylemonadelioness
@strawberrylemonadelioness Год назад
Honestly it's kinda cool to see a game taking place in the early 2000s
@experssion123
@experssion123 Год назад
Can go back to my childhood
@Purplestufff
@Purplestufff Год назад
The log splitter revelation almost destroyed Jerma completely
@Channeldyhb
@Channeldyhb Год назад
Jeremy sounds like shaggy from Scooby-Doo except he retired from the mystery crew and became a twitch streamer
@Channeldyhb
@Channeldyhb Год назад
Oto is Scooby-Doo
@bonebag1961
@bonebag1961 Год назад
That makes sense since jerma's not real
@IMosuGoji
@IMosuGoji 2 месяца назад
the same guy who played Shaggy played the Purple Guy in FNAF, who is a murderer Jerma is a murderer coincidence???
@Litepaw
@Litepaw Год назад
mountainpeak mountainpeak mountainpeak LEFT
@Professorlicme8
@Professorlicme8 Год назад
the drunk dad and scared kid bits are always so damn funny
@KetsaKunta
@KetsaKunta Год назад
Him being so confident about the log splitter not being a log splitter was cringe bro
@KetsaKunta
@KetsaKunta Год назад
He mentioned that cave men would look at the sun and he didn't think of doing that himself at all
@harryhinkley8835
@harryhinkley8835 11 месяцев назад
I love how he cannot fathom the concept of a piece of machinery being attached to a truck. Like, if the log splitter was just a trailer, WHAT IS IT USED FOR JEREMY
@theblobconsumes4859
@theblobconsumes4859 Год назад
Despite the simplicity of this stream, this was one of my favorite recent streams from Jerma. Very entertaining. This is one of those streams I like enough to be able to watch the full unedited thing, as with the No More Heroes streams and all.
@caluhhhb
@caluhhhb Год назад
what does he even mean by a coupler trailer that hooks onto the back of your truck? jerma's logic trains are interesting
@skye4
@skye4 Год назад
Probably because it said "tried to attach to air" when he interacted with the front part of it.
@caluhhhb
@caluhhhb Год назад
@@skye4 no i know, but does he not know what a trailer is? and if that whole thing WAS just a coupler, what the hell is it pulling? an actual trailer? lmao
@skye4
@skye4 Год назад
@@caluhhhb The inner machinations of his mind are an enigma.
@JoNarDLoLz
@JoNarDLoLz Год назад
Thank you Skye4 for making the pushup segment a lot more bearable, the background silence with just his grunts was very unnerving.
@chancethefapper4528
@chancethefapper4528 Год назад
1:04:53 proves Jerma is the next Mr Bean
@skwooby
@skwooby Год назад
loved the cutback to the previous stream when he mentioned homework lol
@derpyyoshi1137
@derpyyoshi1137 Год назад
YES I loved this stream. Thank you!
@RedEarth20XDX
@RedEarth20XDX Год назад
1:11:15 I believe Boston's streets were made by paving over roads ment for horses which is why they're so small and janky.
@maglev_
@maglev_ Год назад
it actually made me mad how hard he denied it was a log splitter after looking directly at the mechanism that was clearly made to split logs
@scatterbraindonor
@scatterbraindonor Год назад
Thanks to Jeremy I found about this game and adore it. I absolutely love watching it and I'm happy my favorite stream compiler made it the next target! You're the best Skye!
@punkuke
@punkuke Месяц назад
I love it when chat gets mad at him for not believing them while simultaneously being pathological liars constantly.
@AiOinc1
@AiOinc1 Год назад
This was a great stream but the best part was by far the time where Jerma accidentally confirmed he has an account on chaturbate
@arivolden1989
@arivolden1989 Год назад
funny that in the US Jerma is considered a socialist for his extremely moderate views on education and overworking.
@austinobambino1360
@austinobambino1360 Год назад
Pro-labor Andy
@pooppoop6337
@pooppoop6337 Год назад
Yes, congratulations, you are on the cusp of discovering that places are different and there is no one correct worldview or way to run a society.
@erykaldo2l270
@erykaldo2l270 Год назад
@@pooppoop6337 Who shat in your cereal this morning?
@gagebeveridge5880
@gagebeveridge5880 8 месяцев назад
​@@pooppoop6337Nah man, America just fucking sucks
@cFrogjar
@cFrogjar Год назад
neurons activate every time he says gas
@Thomas_Angelo
@Thomas_Angelo Год назад
Gyass
@cragraven
@cragraven Год назад
Omg Jerma played this?! I love this game so much! …can’t wait to see him crash his car over and over… Thanks Skye!
@Phytem
@Phytem Год назад
that intro was perfect for this
@RileyC0y0te
@RileyC0y0te Год назад
I would eat bugs on the ground and I would live.
@CandyCain
@CandyCain 10 месяцев назад
Jerma learning what a log splitter is so so funny oh my god
@monoboy81
@monoboy81 Год назад
EPIC, thanks Skye ur amazing seriously
@Jlukasph
@Jlukasph Год назад
44:20 completely contradicting every point he tried to make in botw about being agile eniugh to dodge an axe
@liamstewart6260
@liamstewart6260 Год назад
I can only imagine what it must have felt like to tune into this stream during the push up sequence
@zombi0muertos
@zombi0muertos Год назад
Thank you very much as always! I use every new edit from you to sleep every night, forever grateful!
@Ziggsters1515
@Ziggsters1515 Год назад
omg yess this is one of my fav steams ty skye!
@harryhinkley8835
@harryhinkley8835 11 месяцев назад
Im just realizing this game is just french Canadian my summer car and its so funny
@abelhaugen5897
@abelhaugen5897 Месяц назад
Literally just got caught eating spaghetti when he called it lol
@braintumor10000
@braintumor10000 Год назад
think about just how many games of hearthstone that guy had to play
@dragomusic4907
@dragomusic4907 Год назад
1:58:09 was I think was one of the hardest times I've laughed in a Jerma stream. Only thing that comes close that I remember is Jigsaw House Flipper rapping
@ChewyTwee
@ChewyTwee 2 месяца назад
the weirdest part for me is that he believes log splitter and trailer are somehow mutually exclusive as if someone wouldnt want to be able to hitch their log cutting machine to something else
@WiltingWillow._.
@WiltingWillow._. Год назад
I feel like its safe to assume the Bat Blood Circulation doesn't have the same downsides human circulation has hanging upside down
@vurruckt
@vurruckt Год назад
Thank you for the video
@Channeldyhb
@Channeldyhb Год назад
Jeremy is like modern day Seinfeld
@ReifinDFanchon
@ReifinDFanchon 7 месяцев назад
1:45:26 and 1:45:48 the double one guy moment turn into life lesson with Jeremy. I'm genuinely love when he does serious talk, let's get ourselves relax, sit back, contemplate our life, and open our eyes for opinion from different perspective on whatever Jerma is talking about.
@loulou3467
@loulou3467 Месяц назад
as someone from Québec, Jerma saying Aweille donc Jacques made my day
@MetaWhiteYoshi
@MetaWhiteYoshi Год назад
The edit for when he thinks of what he said was so good
@ashamefulgamer1578
@ashamefulgamer1578 Год назад
As someone from Québec I do confirm we eat poop and grow weed
@Zuzuga1
@Zuzuga1 Год назад
1:05:20 is a gold, how i didnt see it in any compilation
@supermalario1323
@supermalario1323 2 месяца назад
best stream ever
@murderpickles
@murderpickles 2 месяца назад
Happy 4/20 jerma
@kalimaude3532
@kalimaude3532 Год назад
1:36:19 nearly stopped my heart with laughter.
@ainsley5843
@ainsley5843 Год назад
best stream OF THE YEAR
@Braindead-Baby-Hazel
@Braindead-Baby-Hazel Год назад
Man he REALLY didn't like being called a socialist or gay
@meteb10
@meteb10 Год назад
Skye for the rescue, you never miss mister Skye thank you very much
@paulservary5360
@paulservary5360 Год назад
City slicker
@bigbeefscorcho
@bigbeefscorcho Год назад
I watched the VOD of this and it was so slow and so long I never even got to the best parts lmao thank you so much for this edit, I’d have never seen the push-ups or the “BLOWJOB!?!?!” Moments
@G-Mastah-Fash
@G-Mastah-Fash Год назад
Chat is Jermas real girlfriend.
@pmoreisTHEband
@pmoreisTHEband Год назад
Bro I was literally eating spaghetti on the second seat of the couch with brown hair when he said that
@plastiktuten3866
@plastiktuten3866 5 месяцев назад
skye, the absolute GOAT of editors
@spooky1058
@spooky1058 Год назад
Skye4 edits keep me moving forward thank u
@pancakehm5563
@pancakehm5563 Год назад
mmmmmmmmmm skye4 edit, huge thanks
@soloflyer1757
@soloflyer1757 Год назад
man your almost caught up to real time keep it up sky
@Thomas_Angelo
@Thomas_Angelo Год назад
This vid has made me search "fastest hot dog shooter" and then be bewildered by the fact that it has 1.1 mil views and the every human on earth has seen it(FACT STATED BY JERMA) and then find out there are nearly 8 billion non humans among us.
@ALCHEMYST14
@ALCHEMYST14 Год назад
As someone who's a car guy and who has driven standard since I was 15, him fucking around with the truck physically hurts me
@NyanMango
@NyanMango Год назад
I think Jerma's Seinfeld idea is hilarious
@warpzone4765
@warpzone4765 24 дня назад
2:06:43 I look over like after 2 minutes and it just fooled me cuz it looked like he was on the edge of this huge cliff, and talking about leaving like he's gonna jump out or something
@vexx80000
@vexx80000 Год назад
I love the little 🤏steamer, thanks for these long edits!
@Biodeamon
@Biodeamon Год назад
I think having people throw away money and getting shackled with debt is part of the plan
@Aria_uwu
@Aria_uwu 5 месяцев назад
jerma telling us to take better care of ourselves and eat properly as i pour a box of nerds into my mouth
@oh-no-plz-no2299
@oh-no-plz-no2299 Год назад
a god among men, skye
@TwoDerrick
@TwoDerrick Год назад
thank
@traumachild1737
@traumachild1737 Год назад
Jerma confirmed Corn Beef Hash n Egg Giga Chad
@Dahk
@Dahk Год назад
I cant believe that Jerma drives 100 hours a week, thats wild
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