THE ULTIMATE LIFEFORM | Evolution 

Just like a normal human

Me as a human...

Just like I do

As one does

@@firestorm6576 Wait-

God made him learn the hard way

'scuse me w h a t

*VR, AR was special delivery

escuse me what the fuck

Thanks. I hate it.

Who needs knees when you have the friends you made along the way?

@@MintyMan_ Mark's creations

@@mitoroskokoros589 life’s creations

He's god. So he created us with this game

Today on markiplier, we learned that spiders shoot babies from that privates like a shotgun

oh god Oh god OH GOD *OH GOD* *OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH GGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDD* *mark has a idea*

Soooooo the same as religion now.

HE IS GOD

@@mrsmarlowe if mark was leader and he said he had an idea: I'm leaving planet earth

he mde pretty succesfull ´humans´ tho

Endilia I know, when I heard him say that I was just like “Mark, No, Please, You’re Gonna Kill Us, DON’T DO IT!!!”

I saw him say that as I read your comment. XD

Ikr

Mark’s equivalent to “Hold my beer”

ok

This made me laugh so hard

I was thinking that through the entire video lmfao

Cigarette mums

XD

Lol, I love it. It was the best (oddest) sex ed class ive ever had XD

You mean it was right and cool

lil kev You mean his A$$ is correct

What?

*Yes.*

*Proceeds to give spider sex-ed class*

I mean it *IS* right after No Nut November.

I was the 666th like now it really is cocktober

@@teresakelley4057 well I was the 667th like

"CHICA MAAAAD"

She stock still

IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE?

Was that the bite of 87??

amaturs

NO WAY!!!!!!!! IS THAT A MOTHER FUCKING JOJO REFERENCE? JOJO IS THE BEST FUCKING ANIME! JOSUKE IS SO BADASS! ORA ORAORA ORAORA ORAORA ORAORA ORAORA ORAORA ORAORA ORAORA ORAORA ORAORA ORAORA ORAORA ORAORA ORAORA ORAORA ORAORA ORAORA ORAORA ORAORA ORAORA ORAORA ORAORA ORAORA ORAORA ORAORA ORA MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO OH YOU’RE APPROACHING ME BUT IT WAS ME DIO

@@nonamegaming5298 🚪 here’s the door. Now leave

I love that part.

4:30 so i can remember this

I Read This Exactly As It Happened And Made It Even More Funny.

Tom Costa Education from Markiplier is the best.

I think that's what he meant when he said "Bizarre versions of porn"

That’s Mark’s name?

Aiden D mark edward fischbach

Svenger Mc. Spazzy yeah it's a i tire classification of subspecies terhes multiple of them

Tried this. Made a neat little creature, left it running, went for a walk. Computer turned off and had to reload the page. F

**good ending**

LOLLLLLLL

That's Mark for ya

read as Stable Dad at first

Hello

Where do I find this game?

@@za0n282 I don't know

@@za0n282 check desc lol

@@za0n282 oh it’s called evolution and is a mobile game but for com0ut4r I wouldn’t know

@@mattiescott1615 the video description? I have looked there, and I cant seem to find it.

Dark’s just watching his dog Spaz out

Darktail: (silently watching through a window that was for some reason placed near a mirror) =)

I don’t know why I laughed so hard at this

666 like oh dear

hmmm... I have a name for dark chica! Glitcha!

since when this become a family friendly channel ;D

@Joshua Pryor And how spider sex "works"

this is how you make a family, okay?

and how the mama and papa spider going at it xD

Well thats how you make a family in the first place isnt it? So nothing truly is innocent

It looks like daddy long legs bro

Have you seen my turtle?

I thought Shadow was the Ultimate Lifeform

Ah yes

@@eidolomere aren't YOU the turtle?

F A T H E R A R A C H N I D

@@Microwave2410 A N I M A L O F T H E A R A C N I D F A M I L L Y W I T H A F A T H E R L Y R O L E

@Fnafronpa and The tattletail craft daddy long legs is in the huntsman family

@@elanrg and? Cellar spiders are a part of the Arachnida class. Theyre technically not fully spiders, but theyre arachnids

@@zer0rebel4 by that logic so are Scorpions

Wickermind probs help it or something.

Probably Run like that A monster

Date it

Video footage

run

The giant enemy spider

Huh

SEIZURE FUCK LETS GO

xD

AKA Muffet from undertale

the memories you just brought back are killing me

I searched for this comment

Lol

IKR

Mark's drunk on life.

the truth makes me cant stop laughing

Oh I forgot he can't drink. I legitimately thought he had a beer in his hand the entire time.

noice = yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup

_Illuminati confirmed_

ITS AN *A*

graceful

Yep, it is the most beautiful sight ever.

I see a bunch of cows having their necks snapped over and over as they are tumbling down

@@sodagaming8676 still graceful :P

Well they can jump too

*Mark*: *creates life* Life: *exists in perpetual agony* *Mark*: *drinks Monster*

@@Phoebe5448 iM dRiNkInG a MoNsTeR rIgHt NoW

Markiplier Makes: Ded peepos

WHHHHOOOAAAAA!!! SPOOPY@@pssteenagers

WhY yOu TaLk LiKe GaMzEe MaKaRa

What was that last sentence?

user of username it was a warning ⚠️ DÆRK ÇHÏKÆ ÏŠ ÇØMÏÑG

I'm sure she and X Æ A-12 would be good friends if they met

@@dominique2911 yeah they definitely would

the typo at the end where you added an apostrophe to "lets" is so bothersome. it's those tiny little mistakes that bother me the most.

Hazzah a man of culture

HOLY SHIT IS THAT A FUCKING JOJO REFERENCE??

Ayayayay

Jojo fans always find each other.

Classic Animations **AVALON PLAYS**

that's totally what happens, my children love doing it after staring at RGB strobe lights!

My kid has gills and they do the same

There’s nothing wrong with a nice yard flopping every now and again

I wanna like but I can't, I'm sorry

seizures are funny unless you have had one Which i have

the real one doesnt get any better...

Fun Fact: spiders feel pain and their skeletons are on the outside of their bodies...

@@messyalien5164 yes that's called an exoskeleton

@@smirkfanta5535 yeah, thanks for telling me something that I just explained. They are also vulnerable to predators when they shed there exoskeleton until it hardens But thanks for saying that. forgot to say what it was called

very correctly

therefore, Kars = cat

You right

Shaggy is the perfect lifeform to be correct...

@@5AMUR-41 You've ruined the joke.

@@Crazy-qi1gw, good

Who do you think gets yt more ad money

PewDiePie: says heck *D E M O N I T I Z E D*

@@catchamp1880 exactly.... Jack also seems to have the same luxury as Mark though.....

Actually the game grumps did something interesting. Dan said fuck almost asap on a episode and Arin said "You can't swear in the first 10 seconds of a video! Your gonna get us demonatized" or something to that extent.

Mark is being educational.

Didn't know that lol

Mark: "This is a family channel" *Literally a few minutes later* Mark: "The daddy spider's penis gets erect-"

Gallifreyan_Hunter: (memes) me: C H I N A

not really, moving away from "family" content.

Deep space waifu was the most family friendly one so far

About 69% sure it's family friendly.

Koolaid man: OH YEA- I MEAN OH NO

That one friend : Yass

god:HELL NAH!

Darth Vader: Nooooooooooo

Joseph Joestar: OH NOOO

lmfao

*DARK POOCHIE*

Fergal Harkin the dark Chicka origin story

I would watch that

Brendan rigggggghhhhhtttt

then why don't you split the triangle 3 joint into more joint

They can if you try hard enough

and then jojo characters

that's where you're wrong kiddo

Daniel Sambar lol

XD lol

Lol

Nice pic...😂😂😂

Daniel Sambar your picture looks like the picture CallMeCarson has so niCe

high jump master

Son... That's *not* a dog...

Total, is that you?

I froze once. When a girl was spinning a 1 metre rusty metal pole like a batton and let go. It flew at me like a javelin. Hit me directly on the right eye socket. I could have been half blind if it weren't for the pure luck of the direct hit

Same

@@InsomniacStephens141 OH DAMN I'M GLAD U OK HOMIE. (Also who the heck just chucks poles at people wtf?)

@@kat-kalamity it was an accident at a playgroup when I was much younger, but if you imagine the hollow inside of the pole, it hit me so my eye was within the hollow part. Luckiest I could have been

And oh my, it was a very good bash

It went on in a flash.

Oh, It was a mash

God dammnit...

In a year or so, I will start a Twitch channel, with the same name as this profile, streaming games until I have enough money to get a GOP to go air soft bids on youtube.

Daddy long legs have penises which technically would make them different than other spiders. Which might make them not a spider

Most female spiders eat the male to reproduce. Eat their entire body.

Also he discusses how the streamer are "sick f***s" for wanting a hamster to f**k an elephant 😂

That's because he's full of shit.

Dont forget cocktober

yep

he legit sounds like a child who just figured out how the whole thing works XD

@@stardust7129 fam if you've heard children talking about stuff like that, I feel bad for you

Brooke Rozelle she’s usually not with him but sometimes lays by him while he plays

Alonso's Passion she’s all knowing

Pretty sure she can hear him, she's a DOG.

Well dogs have better hearing than humans

mark: chica, what are you doing chica: he has gone crazy again

LOOK AT MY BEAUTIFUL CREATURES

Are you telling me Markiplier is god? If so I'm totally on board

@@hiddendraco2607 what does that make Bob, Wade, and Shaun?

@@Engieman909 arch angles

@@danghd2 nonono ANGLES not angels

a game that progressively grows smarter = stupid gottem

I breed spiders I can confirm they lay eggs XD

Growth!

character development

Burn the headset i have arachnophobia

Jerry Cook nu

Wtf

Ture

Woah woah woah, this is a family channel guys we don’t use the word “sex”

@@someinternetperson its not have u watch his other vidoes

ikrXD

Squarespace ad.

ironic

The#1 Sonder that is amazing my dude

The#1 Sonder also I got Verizon

@@SinisterF. uBlock origins

thank u really needed that

Bye then

omfg yes.

mark...THIS IS MADDNESS

Or each ego having their own versions of chica, Tim, Tina and all the little cute characters mark created and or named

we need that in our life imedietly

Yes that would be awesome

probably.

what do you mean us failing or a bunch of group oreges?

unicorns aren't real

@Austin White and mark killed him, and took his place

God created things and they will never evolve they will always look the same

he'll freeze in space

@@numba3797 i was waiting for the jojo reference 😩

Yare Yare YES YES YES YES Y. E. S.

@@numba3797 And eventually, he'll stop thinking.

That's why I clicked lmao

Remington Reacts I would. Being a spider would be rad.

Axolotl Invasion well, I have arachnophobia, so...

@@RK-jv1js you can't be afraid of the spider if you are the spider. Taps head with finger*

Lurker Remastered are you questioning me?!?

Spiders and tarantulas are one of my favorite animals(bugs)