The Unfortunate Video: Microsoft Story Remix remixes its own review 

My favorite part was the "MPEG by nine aspect ratio"

"Choosing clips like th- DONE" "I don't know if there's anyDirectly into the video here."

No, you're doing it wrong. Microsoft just wanted videos of your kids prancing around, your dog taking a bath, the endless scenery from your boring vacation, you and your friends getting drunk, and so forth. It's NOT for any kind of professional or advanced usage!

"Choosing clips like that done!" Now THAT is funny.

"Choosing clips like tha-- Done."

The story you're about to hear is a fib, but it's short.

Microsoft wants you to know how good Movie Maker really was.

Super-esthetic, super-meaningless. Very modern, that is to say.

So it turns out Story Remix _can_ replace Windows Movie Maker, if all you need to do is make late 2000s-style RU-vid poops! And it's automated, too!

It reminds me of a Talking Heads video I saw in the mid 1980's. "video.........." It was called Once in a Lifetime and it was produced by Bill Film for Channel 4 TV in the UK. I still have it on VHS.

Microsoft in a nutshell

music reminds me of mssingno

Masterpiece

Its so meta. Cool music track though.

The unfortunate video with 5.1

post modern youtube reviews

is there a video file that is lossless

OMG this was hilarious.

Chopped up the music however isnt bad. Just drowns out everything else. I like windows movie maker. Windows 7 I never used for my RU-vid videos. Mostly mine come straight off phone.

Thouth I’m moved to the world of iMac and MacBook Pro these days back in the day I used Windows for many years and the classic movie maker was such fun software to use! Sure it didn’t do everything but it did enough and I remember how much I loved the built in effects and so on. These days this remix rubbish is a kick in the teeth to anyone that remembers the old software! Have no clue why Microsoft even bothered doing this crap, might as well just left the old version on there own site to download like these used too. Now anyone wanting the old version has to go over tons of websites on google all saying it’s the classic software when it’s completely different software people want you to try and buy! Legit no reason why Microsoft did this! 😡

What the fuck is supposed to be going on here?? Microsoft Movie UnMaker