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The Unintelligible Cashier | ASMR 

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Finished with your shopping, the unintelligible cashier rings up your purchases.
If you are new to "ASMR" and/or my channel, welcome aboard and thanks for dropping by! This video and the majority of the videos I create are meant to help you relax, sleep, hopefully experience ASMR, and any other use that might help you find some peace of mind, concentrate, study, decompress, etc.
What is ASMR? Well, I'm glad you asked!
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. It's just a non-scientific, made-up term that a layperson came up with to describe the feeling characterized as a pleasant tingling sensation felt in various parts of the body (head, scalp, back, legs, etc.) in response to various visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps, but much more pleasant and without the uncomfortable chills.
ASMR videos are meant to intentionally induce this sensation in the viewer, often referred to as "tingles". However, the videos also serve to provide a relaxing, calming, comforting and soothing experience for people beyond ASMR purposes. Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy these videos.
I experienced ASMR all throughout my life but no longer do as of a couple years ago. However, I still enjoy the hell out of creating these videos for anyone else that still experiences it or is just looking to relax, sleep, study, etc.
Best wishes,
E.R.
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Комментарии : 4,3 тыс.   
@jenjen4251
@jenjen4251 5 лет назад
So when ER does this it is “relaxing” and “tingly” But when I do this it is “bad customer service” and “I get a warning”
@alexbaribeault
@alexbaribeault 4 года назад
Relatable
@buffondespuesdeunamanaos3705
@buffondespuesdeunamanaos3705 4 года назад
Relatable
@mecklart9881
@mecklart9881 4 года назад
Relatable
@maiktheliar6807
@maiktheliar6807 4 года назад
I know it's kind of weird to mention that a joke made you laught and stuff, but y'know, here you go... 10/10 joke
@KasanovOFFICIAL
@KasanovOFFICIAL 4 года назад
Relatable
@nhenzimethoratadridlerin5546
@nhenzimethoratadridlerin5546 5 лет назад
Wow this is what Minecraft enchant table language sounds like
@graysonperdue9402
@graysonperdue9402 5 лет назад
Nhenzimethorata Dridlerin question what does this mean and why does it make perfect sense
@Racerman2001
@Racerman2001 5 лет назад
Is this really what it would sound like if there were a spoken version of the Standard Galactic Alphabet?
@nhenzimethoratadridlerin5546
@nhenzimethoratadridlerin5546 5 лет назад
@CosmicDrip Its Okay
@hectorcorona8071
@hectorcorona8071 5 лет назад
Nhenzimethorata Dridlerin original
@TheDude420.69
@TheDude420.69 5 лет назад
Ryan Chandler yes but give me a second to say NEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRD (no offence meant I also know that it is in the sga)
@pxtrick45
@pxtrick45 5 лет назад
Karen: can I speak to your manager please? Cashier: whazjdusuxyeuufisiausqoeu
@rabidnethergamer
@rabidnethergamer 5 лет назад
😂😂😂
@justayungmisfit351
@justayungmisfit351 5 лет назад
😂😂😂
@ceranopierce
@ceranopierce 5 лет назад
He said: I am the manager
@ryanmuck
@ryanmuck 5 лет назад
Very accurate. 87.4% of people who ask to see a manager are named Karen. *the more you know*
@glyde4145
@glyde4145 5 лет назад
@@ryanmuck 2nd place goes to linda.
@nevarmore3474
@nevarmore3474 4 года назад
“Sorry! We do N͟O͟T͟ accept cash/check/credit” Ah yes good thing I brought my 3 goats to trade
@ultraviolence-69
@ultraviolence-69 4 года назад
They accept Debit lol
@thecamper127
@thecamper127 3 года назад
I have my first born so im ok
@sirpancakes1943
@sirpancakes1943 3 года назад
@@thecamper127 Fun fact: His next video actually says "We do not accept Cash/Check/Credit/Firstborn/Goat."
@thecamper127
@thecamper127 3 года назад
@@sirpancakes1943 I know, now I cant trade kids for goods rip
@MrFrog-rd8lx
@MrFrog-rd8lx 3 года назад
@@thecamper127 same here
@sal_the_man6068
@sal_the_man6068 5 лет назад
Tried watching this without headphones and my couch started floating
@mommymustmurder2056
@mommymustmurder2056 4 года назад
Same here, but a demon was trying to annoy me, instead.
@fatherizyoa
@fatherizyoa 4 года назад
bruh he summoned Cthulhu and he came to watch this vid
@godhasenteredthechat9912
@godhasenteredthechat9912 4 года назад
Sooo... how the hell you fix this shit? It's been like this for a bit and now people don't want to come over.
@ethanbrandt8617
@ethanbrandt8617 4 года назад
Define "floating" in this context
@CyberThe1st
@CyberThe1st 4 года назад
Ethan Brandt Hovering above the ground
@daxtonriggs9228
@daxtonriggs9228 5 лет назад
It's a shame that my Unintelligble Doctor that made me take that Unintelligible Exam lost his medical license and was forced to get a job as an Unintelligble Cashier.
@stevensauls2013
@stevensauls2013 5 лет назад
What?
@lawsonhayes4176
@lawsonhayes4176 5 лет назад
Steven S. Unintelligible videos series.
@marxjester9802
@marxjester9802 5 лет назад
DaxtonRiggs next, he is going to try to be an Unintelligible Tutor and help us with a few assignments we have been struggling with.
@Joshuachicken
@Joshuachicken 5 лет назад
(Unintelligibly) Anyvay, zat's how I lost my medical license
@jonathandoe352
@jonathandoe352 5 лет назад
Unintelligable homeless man might be coming up.
@refrigerator20plays13
@refrigerator20plays13 4 года назад
Me: what's the wifi password? Friend: it's on the back of the router Back of the router:
@yourmomsafurry1971
@yourmomsafurry1971 4 года назад
Big facts
@ethangenson547
@ethangenson547 4 года назад
Nice
@gabrielandreozzi9557
@gabrielandreozzi9557 4 года назад
Bruh the router got Minecraft enchantment language on the back of it?
@thorianwulff7202
@thorianwulff7202 4 года назад
Refrigerator20Plays 911 likes mmm yes perfectly balanced
@itsaboutdrive7783
@itsaboutdrive7783 4 года назад
@SUϝϝҽɾCɾαƈK shut up
@Foogayzee
@Foogayzee 4 года назад
3 biggest mysteries in the world: 1. UFOs 2. Ghosts 3. The ending of ASMR videos
@Voidsfer
@Voidsfer 3 года назад
Fact
@Drifting_Rift
@Drifting_Rift 3 года назад
Yeah bro staying awake is har-
@atank6289
@atank6289 3 года назад
WAYYY Underrated comment
@MrFrog-rd8lx
@MrFrog-rd8lx 3 года назад
We will never know
@redrum-diver
@redrum-diver 3 года назад
@@atank6289 but but but but did we ask for ur opinion
@flotappl
@flotappl 5 лет назад
Tin foil hat: $413 The Time Stone itself: $1 *Perfectly balanced, as all things should be*
@jackeisen2204
@jackeisen2204 4 года назад
buT iT diDnt sAy 413
@lilcreepy4257
@lilcreepy4257 4 года назад
Time stone inflated $7 buys both time stone and tinfoil hat nice Edit:$6
@jarthuzad4551
@jarthuzad4551 4 года назад
It's GTA V pricing
@chandlerridden5007
@chandlerridden5007 4 года назад
This makes it inevitable
@bones1631
@bones1631 4 года назад
Jarthuzad flying motor: 2.1 mil Random ass jet that no one will ever buy: 4.7 mil
@lizyrd2706
@lizyrd2706 5 лет назад
My grocery list: Forgus✅ Dfejiack✅ Qoterpli✅ Curpaxuf✅ Grerrare✅
@nonplussedflame5040
@nonplussedflame5040 5 лет назад
Don't forget the dieveisft
@mommymustmurder2056
@mommymustmurder2056 5 лет назад
Dude, you forgot the aocjwoguw.
@darkflamemaster5207
@darkflamemaster5207 5 лет назад
Dont forget the eyeofagamotto
@chandlerpixiestickdealer7947
@chandlerpixiestickdealer7947 5 лет назад
Where's the pixiestick
@ameme8277
@ameme8277 5 лет назад
Actually, I think you can find all of these at an IKEA. No need to worry if you missed anything.
@mygoodsir8358
@mygoodsir8358 5 лет назад
That tin foil hat must’ve been Gucci or something
@kurosakitagami2788
@kurosakitagami2788 4 года назад
My good sir it’s versace
4 года назад
Sorry I’m late tho but I have an explanation. You see, to receive a tin foil hat, you must be part of the TFHS. But in order to buy a TFHS quality hat, you have to pay a high price so you won’t be abducted and mind controlled by the nefarious organizations.
@jacobfederici3710
@jacobfederici3710 4 года назад
Gucci hats don’t protect you from nefarious organizations and actually make you more prone to their mind control.
@snapman218
@snapman218 4 года назад
Democrats
@mygoodsir8358
@mygoodsir8358 4 года назад
Kurosaki Tagami well then my apologies
@DerangeDLani
@DerangeDLani 4 года назад
So we're just not gonna talk about the 50¢ exploding nutcracker?... *THAT RUNS*
@exeous8205
@exeous8205 4 года назад
*Soviet Technology*
@Issengan
@Issengan 4 года назад
Imagine being in a dark room and you just hear the clacking of wooden feet on stone as it charges out at you from the darkness
@DerangeDLani
@DerangeDLani 4 года назад
@@Issengan 💀💀💀💀💀😭😭😭😭😭😱😱😱😱
@Issengan
@Issengan 4 года назад
@@DerangeDLani now just picture it 7 feet tall
@thisisanaccount7165
@thisisanaccount7165 3 года назад
@@Issengan Ahhh mr hale. Hows the sales going?
@lankyboi2521
@lankyboi2521 4 года назад
when he said “ph’inyêh öddÿss’ÿmah” I felt that 👊😔
@fatherizyoa
@fatherizyoa 4 года назад
Bro same but when he was like “heqoajfhhha” That made me cry
@dustchain
@dustchain 4 года назад
The power of öööööŷëëŵßçççß was life inspiring
@andrewhingston8450
@andrewhingston8450 4 года назад
Iem crienign eand shekin rigt nuw becase hie sud bvek yeguyuyuguh guhuh
@andrewhingston8450
@andrewhingston8450 4 года назад
Thic i whazin u strsc Struc Strok Stokr Struok
@captaincamel6555
@captaincamel6555 4 года назад
Bro, you haven’t heard anything. What about sskiabakasjkwwerirtymvcm?!
@SyberCollie
@SyberCollie 4 года назад
My mom trying to pronounce IKEA furniture names.
@stinkygOat
@stinkygOat 4 года назад
Yes
@sharkwithnotoes3051
@sharkwithnotoes3051 4 года назад
She wouldn't survive in SCP -3008
@Stardom300
@Stardom300 4 года назад
Shut up furry
@Timebomb_19
@Timebomb_19 4 года назад
Amazing
@goak1764
@goak1764 4 года назад
This gives me memories of playing the Sims
@SoftSleepASMR
@SoftSleepASMR 5 лет назад
Please. Please stop. I just wanted to buy some gum. The tab is over $2400. *sir please*
@dmk3859
@dmk3859 5 лет назад
Lmao
@apopsis520
@apopsis520 5 лет назад
But it says they don't accept cash credit or checks on the sign so what do you pay with
@azriel8729
@azriel8729 5 лет назад
Sir Seductive debit card
@apopsis520
@apopsis520 5 лет назад
@@azriel8729 what kinda place only takes debit 🤣
@LupeSunglass
@LupeSunglass 5 лет назад
@@apopsis520 This one
@seamlessbruh6314
@seamlessbruh6314 4 года назад
me, walking into an Italian restaurant, acting like I can speak Italian
@giogiogio5070
@giogiogio5070 4 года назад
Me, an italian, walking into a pizzeria in Naples, acting like I can speak their dialect.
@dylancarollo1399
@dylancarollo1399 3 года назад
@@giogiogio5070 il napoletano fa cagare change my mind.
@em.b3rr
@em.b3rr 3 года назад
@@dylancarollo1399 sorry don’t speak spaghetti
@dylancarollo1399
@dylancarollo1399 3 года назад
@@em.b3rr u right crazy son of a pizza mamma mia
@Coach_Alan
@Coach_Alan 3 года назад
Ah-boopity-boppity
@juggernautz181
@juggernautz181 5 лет назад
EP Robbed a store for the cash register just to make this video
@wolfyboy
@wolfyboy 5 лет назад
and when they asked him why he did it, he replied "woregomneganop, kashnalog kah." and ran off.
@animeuxes
@animeuxes 5 лет назад
wolfy boy HhhHHh
@wolfyboy
@wolfyboy 5 лет назад
@@animeuxes what? o.O?
@thecrazynightowl7959
@thecrazynightowl7959 5 лет назад
wolfy boy He is speaking a language, to which only the gods can understand.
@wolfyboy
@wolfyboy 5 лет назад
@@thecrazynightowl7959 is it the language of some kind of old one?
@cruzzytv611
@cruzzytv611 5 лет назад
He protecc He attacc But most importantly His English is wacc
@deadmandave1403
@deadmandave1403 5 лет назад
He protecc He attacc But most importantly He got the time stone in the bacc
@eyenbrows8188
@eyenbrows8188 5 лет назад
He prottecc He attacc This meme is shit
@yocbabyjj9301
@yocbabyjj9301 5 лет назад
@@eyenbrows8188 I bet ur fun at parties....
@eyenbrows8188
@eyenbrows8188 5 лет назад
@@yocbabyjj9301 i have to serve my duties one way or another
@yocbabyjj9301
@yocbabyjj9301 5 лет назад
@@eyenbrows8188 I feel u💯
@ninodiprima4255
@ninodiprima4255 5 лет назад
666.000 subscribers, I think that there’s gonna be another: “relax with satan” video
@alucksay6538
@alucksay6538 5 лет назад
+++:)
@VogtTD
@VogtTD 5 лет назад
He's already appealing in tongues
@Sporacle
@Sporacle 5 лет назад
@@alucksay6538 --+:)
@ninodiprima4255
@ninodiprima4255 5 лет назад
Potato Walkthroughs even better
@yeahrandoms5
@yeahrandoms5 5 лет назад
was about to say
@Drolgh101
@Drolgh101 4 года назад
13:40 : Translated "Oh you've never tried one of these before, let me show you. The first go is free! You just pick a number and move it that many times, and it shows you what your future holds..." -unfolds flap- "Oh wow, lucky you, looks like you got the eternally damned abyss of unholy oblivion. So you wanna buy it?"
@thatoneguy0-045
@thatoneguy0-045 4 года назад
I have a feeling that you can speak any language
@Drolgh101
@Drolgh101 4 года назад
@@thatoneguy0-045 no I just know a great sales pitch when I see one
@Saint_J._Green
@Saint_J._Green 4 года назад
Not gonna lie you had me in the first half
@criminalscum2421
@criminalscum2421 4 года назад
I will buy this ability to translate this for 10 Play Coins™
@inspectorapples9001
@inspectorapples9001 3 года назад
This... Is beautiful
@Dewottm8
@Dewottm8 5 лет назад
You should've ended it with "oh sorry, I don't work here"
@kurosakitagami2788
@kurosakitagami2788 4 года назад
Succ Papi jebaited
@HolasoyCinthya
@HolasoyCinthya 4 года назад
Epic
@qweandahalf7757
@qweandahalf7757 5 лет назад
We do not accept cash/check/credit Me: “But do you take first borns?”
@spongegobler3449
@spongegobler3449 5 лет назад
QweAndAHalf yes. We can use their blood to paint our shirts.
@ray_pingminers6873
@ray_pingminers6873 5 лет назад
Sorry ill just use debit then...
@ramb0997
@ramb0997 5 лет назад
come on down and buy some corn
@cpapson75
@cpapson75 5 лет назад
He only excepts debit
@ZeryArtzTM
@ZeryArtzTM 5 лет назад
Take the babies and sell the organs
@zechalanhills7725
@zechalanhills7725 4 года назад
Me: watching this asmr vid The demon that I just summoned: hey
@blind2284
@blind2284 4 года назад
"Hey" from the guy in the lego City commercial
@mateionuta9312
@mateionuta9312 4 года назад
me: *reloads shotgun with religious intents*
@christopherake
@christopherake 4 года назад
Allow us to introduce ourselfs.
@Cherryyyy8715
@Cherryyyy8715 3 года назад
*that one tik tok audio starts*
@makingpasta3754
@makingpasta3754 3 года назад
*Seinfeld theme intensifies*
@N-GinAndTonicTM
@N-GinAndTonicTM 5 лет назад
Gamora: did you do it? Thanos: yes... Gamora: what did it cost? Thanos: akhqpdshwnfpwlaj...
@aydensutton
@aydensutton 5 лет назад
🖖
@Nevertobeseenagainlmao
@Nevertobeseenagainlmao 4 года назад
Gamora: huh? What the hell?
@MrZooky123
@MrZooky123 4 года назад
A small price to pay for marglefloomps
@focalpoint._
@focalpoint._ 4 года назад
This does put a smile on my hagqisklapljmushn
@Nevertobeseenagainlmao
@Nevertobeseenagainlmao 4 года назад
MrZooky123 ah thos marglefloomps my favorite snack on a road trip
@user-uhhhhhIforgor
@user-uhhhhhIforgor 5 лет назад
"Sorry, we do not accept cash/check/credit." But do you accept hsac/kcehc/tiderc?
@Pelinal
@Pelinal 5 лет назад
106-2 would he accept my first born child?
@focalpoint._
@focalpoint._ 5 лет назад
хентай магистр 69 Would he accept my firstborn -child- potato?
@sodaracing7578
@sodaracing7578 5 лет назад
@@Pelinal хах, хентай магистр)
@mathewjames3210
@mathewjames3210 5 лет назад
Lol u put cash/check/credit backwards
@DracorusDracius
@DracorusDracius 5 лет назад
Or just Euros.
@endermage77
@endermage77 5 лет назад
Despite his alleged gibberish, this shopkeep seems to be able to articulate "No?", "Okey", and "Hereyago" suspiciously well
@KJ-nw8ge
@KJ-nw8ge 5 лет назад
Welcome to Louisiana! :D
@calebmoeller8854
@calebmoeller8854 5 лет назад
He did say understandable
@Seriously_Unserious
@Seriously_Unserious 5 лет назад
And Arkam Sanitarium. Makes one wonder about that cashier... xD
@cathymurphy5536
@cathymurphy5536 5 лет назад
54:02 and "harvest."
@samiliasregina7670
@samiliasregina7670 5 лет назад
He also said something every once a while That sounded like Imjustgonna
@cloudmodyt4502
@cloudmodyt4502 4 года назад
the youtube robot auto generating his captions: **sweats profusely**
@nelsoncollado1239
@nelsoncollado1239 4 года назад
Lol
@snapman218
@snapman218 4 года назад
Up
@axehead45
@axehead45 4 года назад
They aren’t even available The bot is a coward
@THEB3STEST
@THEB3STEST 3 года назад
@@axehead45 he knows his limits and this is galaxies above them
@parkerharbold5526
@parkerharbold5526 2 года назад
Could be just saying it looks like a US solder and telling us what one is
@pinedragon5398
@pinedragon5398 5 лет назад
“We do not accept cash/check/credit” Me: *throws spices and bottle caps*
@L-i-f-y-t
@L-i-f-y-t 5 лет назад
you coulda just used debit.....
@m1rrai155
@m1rrai155 5 лет назад
@@L-i-f-y-t r/woooosh
@kanehayward9252
@kanehayward9252 5 лет назад
duoling o sorry but you’re the r/woosh
@L-i-f-y-t
@L-i-f-y-t 5 лет назад
@@m1rrai155 r/wooosh cuz I got the joke stupid 😂😂😂
@crm8542
@crm8542 5 лет назад
r/ihavereddit
@nortonthe
@nortonthe 5 лет назад
Tinfoil cap:413 $ Hand Grenade: 0.14 Cents *HMM*
@aelloner
@aelloner 5 лет назад
Good prices but the GRENADE IS TOO MUCH MONEY
@anthony_3909
@anthony_3909 5 лет назад
Norton stonks
@HexOath
@HexOath 5 лет назад
Dire times...
@-shlurp3743
@-shlurp3743 5 лет назад
Tinfoil should have been 420
@ameme8277
@ameme8277 5 лет назад
Well, a hand grenade isn't much use against alien-controlled wavelengths capable of frying your brain to a crisp, broadcast from a ship outside of the atmosphere, now is it?
@jaxsOnTheWay
@jaxsOnTheWay 5 лет назад
Eye Of Agamotto = 1$ Foil Cap = 413$ *SEEMS LEGIT*
@Kai_snzz
@Kai_snzz 5 лет назад
The foil hat society is a high priced deal
@maedle33
@maedle33 5 лет назад
Empty Can = 682$ *SEEMS LEGIT*
@nottodaysatan7609
@nottodaysatan7609 5 лет назад
$5 = $0.11 No questions, just take the damn stuff
@Z3r0Sk83r
@Z3r0Sk83r 5 лет назад
413 you say? Hmm.
@SnowieTheFloof
@SnowieTheFloof 5 лет назад
Polecat reference? *SEEMS LEGIT*
@Lucas531_real
@Lucas531_real 4 года назад
Nobody: Absolutely no one: Not even God himself: The quiet kid presenting his project:
@Spooky421
@Spooky421 4 года назад
Damn now I know what it feels like to be hear what they do
@xc6603
@xc6603 4 года назад
Nobody: Absolute Nobody: Literally Nobody Wanted to See this: *YOUR OVERUSED NOT FUNNY COMMENT*
@Lucas531_real
@Lucas531_real 4 года назад
@@xc6603 Nobody: Absolutely no one: Not even god himself: Any sensible human: did we ask? Shut up. I wanted to make a joke, bo matter how overused or cringy it was. Have a nice day and fuck you, buddy.
@xc6603
@xc6603 4 года назад
@@Lucas531_real you too buddy ;) You must be pretty fucking stupid to wanna laugh at the same shit over and over again
@thomasgraham742
@thomasgraham742 4 года назад
@@xc6603 @Lucas Does Things : Both of you need to just chill out and not get mad because of stupid shit on the internet. Just focus on relaxing and falling asleep.
@waddupbud8060
@waddupbud8060 5 лет назад
It is not unintelligible... *He is speaking the language of gods*
@litrealfied3411
@litrealfied3411 5 лет назад
It is tinglish man, respect it
@JesusChrist-lh8di
@JesusChrist-lh8di 5 лет назад
Translation: dhsjdgwkdbwnjs jshkdj jsjdkwjd jdyirnd iendrj jdjd jdjejrudjejdj iskjdjw
@dianheart2243
@dianheart2243 5 лет назад
Speaking the language of the sims, too.
@coolpeeper1269
@coolpeeper1269 5 лет назад
Jeez, guys he's speaking in deep speak
@astrowind2873
@astrowind2873 5 лет назад
I’d say it’s half way in between. You can hear some words, but not all of them.
@atoaster9854
@atoaster9854 5 лет назад
SCP 4050 Containment Procedure SCP 4050 is to be contained in a small shop on a shelf. The shelf is located at the checkout of a small store in Arkham Sanitarium. The SCP is to remain on the shelf. If anyone attempts to take it, they should be apprehended and given Class A amnestics. An extremely high price must be given to SCP 4050 to deter someone to attempt to purchase it. Description SCP 4050 is a white ceramic mug with the SCP Foundation's logo printed on. SCP 4050 seems to be unbreakable, as all attempts to destroy it have failed. It will also fill up with any liquid they want, by thinking of it, then raising the mug. Addendum SCP 4050, after being misused by Foundation personnel, has been transferred to a shop in Arkham Sanitarium. The owner of the shop was given amnestics, which also caused damage to the speech center of his brain.
@Seriously_Unserious
@Seriously_Unserious 5 лет назад
in other words, the shopkeeper was turned into a BONEhead! xD
@croquettes1937
@croquettes1937 5 лет назад
Makes sense
@TheDismissor
@TheDismissor 5 лет назад
Jesus Christ you put a lot of work into that. Its amazing
@focalpoint._
@focalpoint._ 5 лет назад
Jason Ross *_ITS BONE MONTH_*
@Mit0borU
@Mit0borU 5 лет назад
Aidan Bilski holy shit underrated
@billdance865
@billdance865 4 года назад
53:55 You know you’re tired when you can understand what he’s saying “I got this from Arkham Sanitarium”
@ALilBitOfBubbly
@ALilBitOfBubbly 4 года назад
He legit said that or are we crazy
@Yourboy662
@Yourboy662 4 года назад
Rick Denney got it from Gorvus* too
@winterFox77
@winterFox77 4 года назад
Yep he said it
@Voidsfer
@Voidsfer 3 года назад
I heard it loud and clear. Holy shit. Staying up for 4 days is getting to me...
@thisisanaccount7165
@thisisanaccount7165 3 года назад
@@Yourboy662 Corvus*
@sunken7403
@sunken7403 4 года назад
Everyone : *is talking about the time stone and tin foil hat prices* Me : Wondering how am I supposed to pay for this all if they don't accept cash, check, nor credit
@Bubbaen
@Bubbaen 4 года назад
They they take debit then
@-ghostr9-849
@-ghostr9-849 4 года назад
Yeah debit
@daklevaork7783
@daklevaork7783 4 года назад
Bottle caps
@BidooDeepLurker
@BidooDeepLurker 4 года назад
Blood/child/souls
@denzy_lolol
@denzy_lolol 4 года назад
Firstborn is accepted here. Sadly other stores dont accept them
@marxjester9802
@marxjester9802 5 лет назад
Guys, I think I cracked the code. The price isn’t how much it costs in monitory value. It’s how many tingles that object is worth.
@scrithen2818
@scrithen2818 5 лет назад
No its how many dwarfs it took to make it
@chandlerpixiestickdealer7947
@chandlerpixiestickdealer7947 5 лет назад
Sounds like you need a pixiestick..
@jordant2584
@jordant2584 5 лет назад
Marx Jester i have to disagree, the fishing rod thing was only 1¢ and it was 👌🏻
@xzavier5805
@xzavier5805 5 лет назад
Then why is the hand grenade only 14
@panchojr.8440
@panchojr.8440 5 лет назад
Marx Jester the price was actually in random numbers he pressed at the time
@ShafiqAdli
@ShafiqAdli 5 лет назад
This is like ASMR for Sims.
@simonscreams5546
@simonscreams5546 5 лет назад
I JUST said the same thing
@cristophero.5918
@cristophero.5918 5 лет назад
Jacob Sloan me too
@Masterfayb
@Masterfayb 5 лет назад
Or the age of empires monks
@focalpoint._
@focalpoint._ 5 лет назад
* Whispers * Gibosedo, higolit glot glibga sorda...
@ZEPEH-46N2
@ZEPEH-46N2 5 лет назад
Or animal crossing
@ceranopierce
@ceranopierce 5 лет назад
4/5 stars Cashier didn’t offer to give me the clothing hangers
@emilydesrosiers9034
@emilydesrosiers9034 5 лет назад
I like to buy pants from grocery stores so that i can use the self check out and not worry they'll take my hanger. lol
@asmrguysleepington2118
@asmrguysleepington2118 5 лет назад
4/5 stars, I couldn't tell what he said at 16:24
@joem1950
@joem1950 5 лет назад
pretty sure he did offer you but he just kinda muttered that part.
@i-nuke1188
@i-nuke1188 5 лет назад
@@asmrguysleepington2118 He said "u gay"
@BlueLillyyy
@BlueLillyyy 4 года назад
**sees the cash/check/credit sign** Me: Finally a use for all my bottle caps. Thanks Bethesda!
@sonic99luc81
@sonic99luc81 3 года назад
“It just works”
@two-hr5yy
@two-hr5yy 3 года назад
for the low-low price of just 110 caps i can update that to a charge card
@cr0w342
@cr0w342 3 года назад
Sorry bro food stamps only
@sammi6891
@sammi6891 3 года назад
Shout out to fall out bottle caps
@bobbyj9173
@bobbyj9173 3 года назад
@Gunnerboy9636 money is stupid just do like the enclave and just take the shit
@aaronsmith9855
@aaronsmith9855 5 лет назад
* sees the Eye of Agamotto * Me: "Cashier, I've come to bargain"
@focalpoint._
@focalpoint._ 5 лет назад
“Blahuguuhgifvaahbeehheh”
@blizz1023
@blizz1023 5 лет назад
bigkahuna0101 underrated comment
@bakedlobster2243
@bakedlobster2243 4 года назад
This shirts look like something Kanye would make and sell
@Kidcrowley
@Kidcrowley 4 года назад
Baked Lobster and charge 3000$ each
@plushkers
@plushkers 4 года назад
Breathing Debris and have 1500 orders for
@subscribersWithoutavideo-jy8uf
@subscribersWithoutavideo-jy8uf 4 года назад
The shirts look like some one shit on it and called it a t-shirt
@yosher
@yosher 3 года назад
@@subscribersWithoutavideo-jy8uf yes, that is what the original comment said
@ngeloverrr
@ngeloverrr 3 года назад
@@subscribersWithoutavideo-jy8uf me un tenemos ecjentres conoces con la cuando baje v te xin ksbc7iardbqns Eeh4ewr
@pie7395
@pie7395 4 года назад
12:54 did he just tell me that nut cracker is a bomb?
@Rocketmonke34
@Rocketmonke34 5 лет назад
I just wanted a banana.... and ended up spending $9,000 so I’m ok with that I think
@Flynn_Aster
@Flynn_Aster 5 лет назад
Average Costco trip.
@stars_4_j3ann3
@stars_4_j3ann3 4 года назад
i love how no one even questions the fact that he has a cash register like he’s er of course he has one
@GRichter1996
@GRichter1996 4 года назад
Bay T I was just thinking that shit man lmao
@JazunOwO
@JazunOwO 4 года назад
Hol up
@clovr4157
@clovr4157 4 года назад
But doesnt except cash check or credit so if it's not a cash register then it's a....... *tingle register?* 🤔
@WanderersEcho
@WanderersEcho 4 года назад
Only debit is allowed 😂
@Mileza-ASMR
@Mileza-ASMR 4 года назад
@@clovr4157 *accept*
@wildebur
@wildebur 5 лет назад
10:43 impressive how he was able to communicate that so effectively without words. Nice job.
@chandlerpixiestickdealer7947
@chandlerpixiestickdealer7947 5 лет назад
Skiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirt
@Nazareth07.
@Nazareth07. 5 лет назад
@@chandlerpixiestickdealer7947 uh, hemp would
@XnoresTheAwesome
@XnoresTheAwesome 5 лет назад
Deaf people in a nutshell
@alyssa7867
@alyssa7867 4 года назад
$1
@tired247
@tired247 Месяц назад
Wait until yall discover sign language
@MrLikaWhatsTheirName
@MrLikaWhatsTheirName 4 года назад
Me: *Has a really good and interesting dream* Me: *Goes to my best friend to tell them about my amazing my dream* What my brain remembers:
@rupertknoop
@rupertknoop 5 лет назад
Sims 4: Ephemeral Rift expansion pack
@chandlerpixiestickdealer7947
@chandlerpixiestickdealer7947 5 лет назад
Ninja
@baby3539
@baby3539 5 лет назад
chandler pixiestick trader ok
@Matteo73M
@Matteo73M 5 лет назад
That’s golden
@radboxingedits4107
@radboxingedits4107 5 лет назад
chandler pixiestick trader yes
@haleyhaley9364
@haleyhaley9364 4 года назад
*s t o n k s*
@angelit0es
@angelit0es 5 лет назад
why this dude speak in I T A L I C S
@JazunOwO
@JazunOwO 4 года назад
_Uhm, I dunno_
@os8mm178
@os8mm178 4 года назад
Speaking in cursive
@recliexplayzandvlogs3401
@recliexplayzandvlogs3401 4 года назад
get together before I derail you
@recliexplayzandvlogs3401
@recliexplayzandvlogs3401 4 года назад
Idiota, tus comentarios son estúpidos
@blagoevski336
@blagoevski336 4 года назад
It's not Italian
@gasparalejandrochavarriaro1607
Subtitles: Uninteligible speaking Deaf people: *He's speaking the language of gods*
@murdocsgreenasshole662
@murdocsgreenasshole662 4 года назад
Gaspar Alejandro Chavarría Rojas Hellen Keller is quaking in her boots
@cookiebread3064
@cookiebread3064 4 года назад
Deaf people listening to *ASMR* I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess
@Alice-gr1kb
@Alice-gr1kb 4 года назад
KɎⱠƎ they can still get triggered from sight if they’re not blind
@cloudmodyt4502
@cloudmodyt4502 4 года назад
dang didn't know he spoke doctor handwriting
@Voidsfer
@Voidsfer 3 года назад
Fr tho. Doctor hand writing is just a scribble.
@lqu
@lqu 3 года назад
Apparently penmenship doesn't matter to doctors.
@papacheese8962
@papacheese8962 2 года назад
Or the Sims language
@erlik420
@erlik420 5 лет назад
Basicially every Starbucks cashier
@PBunyanOx
@PBunyanOx 5 лет назад
What do you think we hear when customers order their drinks?
@a_bonafide_rarity
@a_bonafide_rarity 5 лет назад
@@PBunyanOx exactly lmao
@brandon-bm5xi
@brandon-bm5xi 5 лет назад
It's the squeaking of the hideous boots
@thatonesentientbagel4043
@thatonesentientbagel4043 5 лет назад
brandon phillips how dare you insult boots like that. I'd have you know I have a very lovely pet boot at my home.
@i-nuke1188
@i-nuke1188 5 лет назад
Basically every fortnite clip youtubers
@oworidt3149
@oworidt3149 5 лет назад
There was a lot of Inflation going on, i mean the 5 Dollar bill is worth 213.52
@endermage77
@endermage77 5 лет назад
It's a collector's item You'd be amazed how much antique bills can be
@oworidt3149
@oworidt3149 5 лет назад
@@endermage77 well i knew antique bills etc are kinda expensive but i dont know what a dollar looks like hahahah, so i thought its a normal one
@endermage77
@endermage77 5 лет назад
@@oworidt3149 Rest assured it's probably an ordinary $5USD bill
@noahschmuk8352
@noahschmuk8352 5 лет назад
Stonks
@scruffybarnabus5399
@scruffybarnabus5399 5 лет назад
Mini nuke? must be a brotherhood of steel base
@GomiGames
@GomiGames 4 года назад
Me : buys something ER: adds a brain AH YES THE NEGIOETOR
@officialMXH
@officialMXH 3 года назад
THE NEGIOETOR
@LairyLoaf
@LairyLoaf 5 лет назад
Professor hulk: can I get the time stone? Uncle E: edcendem gotfyuhbv madiculum
@chandlerpixiestickdealer7947
@chandlerpixiestickdealer7947 5 лет назад
Justin beiber
@siegeasmr1417
@siegeasmr1417 5 лет назад
57:10 proof that we’re all living in a simulation
@ummsallyv2820
@ummsallyv2820 5 лет назад
Siege ASMR oh shit
@framenothing6561
@framenothing6561 5 лет назад
Siege ASMR oh shit
@botanicalbunny
@botanicalbunny 5 лет назад
LMAO I wasn’t ready for that
@JAYV45_
@JAYV45_ 5 лет назад
Shid
@thefunnyman6016
@thefunnyman6016 5 лет назад
I love to belive that his wife is recording that
@theplayfullnut4862
@theplayfullnut4862 5 лет назад
Good god, imagine the queue...
@beasticle1199
@beasticle1199 5 лет назад
As a retail employee, this would be a nightmare coworker
@dylantaslim5013
@dylantaslim5013 5 лет назад
Bold of you to assume there's a queue.
@KJ-nw8ge
@KJ-nw8ge 5 лет назад
@@dylantaslim5013 :: When a single British person stops and stands, he is a queue of one.
@mininglikeapr0
@mininglikeapr0 4 года назад
Seeing him sell the Black Panther Ash’s just hits different now
@harounzriba9025
@harounzriba9025 3 года назад
Seeing this video now and watching that I was like what? But then I saw 1 year ago and I was like this didn't age well
@benny_lemon5123
@benny_lemon5123 3 года назад
Oof 😔
@goosemilkgod
@goosemilkgod 5 лет назад
4:30 I’m assuming he’s asking if we want this shirt Me: no thanks ER: checks me out” Me: ok I guess I wanted it then
@chandlerpixiestickdealer7947
@chandlerpixiestickdealer7947 5 лет назад
Kim Kardashian
@nightweaver6456
@nightweaver6456 5 лет назад
I actually wanted the shirts he checked out and not the ones he didn't lol
@SamB-lx1sm
@SamB-lx1sm 5 лет назад
This is how I sound after a 14 hour shift in retail
@gee_dubya
@gee_dubya 5 лет назад
Bruh
@ChuckNorrizHIM
@ChuckNorrizHIM 5 лет назад
Maybe a floor associate. Definitely not a cashier. CERTAINLY a Freight Associate
@SamB-lx1sm
@SamB-lx1sm 5 лет назад
@@ChuckNorrizHIM Not if you work at an understaffed 24hr petrol station
@ChuckNorrizHIM
@ChuckNorrizHIM 5 лет назад
@@SamB-lx1sm I've seen how that is on a person. 12 hour, but only one other flaky employee. You should make a joke where you call your breaks "closing" when it's just you
@MyNameHere101
@MyNameHere101 5 лет назад
I've worked 12 hour shifts in waitressing. My sympathies, friend.
@SirRike9811
@SirRike9811 5 лет назад
You should do a devil asmr since your at 666k subs Edit: Can we take a moment to realize that E.R. gained 1k subs after a day
@walkinggames570
@walkinggames570 5 лет назад
He made a satan vid after this don't know if it was because of ur comment or not lol
@chandlerpixiestickdealer7947
@chandlerpixiestickdealer7947 5 лет назад
@@walkinggames570 curt cobain
@walkinggames570
@walkinggames570 5 лет назад
@@chandlerpixiestickdealer7947 ?
@davidduran1910
@davidduran1910 5 лет назад
@@chandlerpixiestickdealer7947 "Smells" kinda different in this comment section... "Definitely Not Axe and sweat"...
@SkyanUltra
@SkyanUltra 4 года назад
ER: _insulting me to the most extreme level as he rubs together satanic items used to summon satan himself_ Me: mmm yes i understand
@aversed2437
@aversed2437 4 года назад
And it costed 200 bucks for the demon wood
@sweedy6647
@sweedy6647 3 года назад
@@aversed2437 Only the official licensed demon wood, the knockoff demon wood was only 39 cents.
@swoodlledoodlle6537
@swoodlledoodlle6537 4 года назад
I understood everything he said, at one point, he was talking about beans for some reason
@vincenturibe2404
@vincenturibe2404 4 года назад
Can u translate the whole thing?
@vincenturibe2404
@vincenturibe2404 4 года назад
If u can I will sub to u
@marzy..
@marzy.. 4 года назад
don't bother
@cs7811
@cs7811 3 года назад
Please I need to know what he said its for the welfare of my local squirrel population please help its urgent
@justobi8048
@justobi8048 3 года назад
B e a n s
@PorcupineASMR
@PorcupineASMR 5 лет назад
He’s getting paid by the hour
@buffondespuesdeunamanaos3705
@buffondespuesdeunamanaos3705 5 лет назад
555555 kkkkkk jajajajaja hahahaha
@catoonz
@catoonz 4 года назад
46:57 *And the condom*
@aspen3531
@aspen3531 3 года назад
Bruh.
@reedsstupidstuf6418
@reedsstupidstuf6418 3 года назад
Bruh
@akwarrior7774
@akwarrior7774 3 года назад
Bruh
@Zr-sk2in
@Zr-sk2in 3 года назад
bRuH
@SeaWhisper56016
@SeaWhisper56016 3 года назад
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@enriqueherrera6630
@enriqueherrera6630 5 лет назад
Ay that second shirt kinda fire though I’m not gonna lie
@EthanEatsFlowers
@EthanEatsFlowers 5 лет назад
Enrique Herrera THATS WHAT IM SAYING
@deanstewart2382
@deanstewart2382 5 лет назад
It's bunch of Duct Tape on a black shirt... Your parents probably have what you need to make that shirt at home.
@parseerror1831
@parseerror1831 4 года назад
Yeah just get duct tape and start writing 我愛數學 on it
@theobserver9355
@theobserver9355 4 года назад
Ah yes demonic text Supreme
@superhuffpuff
@superhuffpuff 4 года назад
@@parseerror1831 that means I like math and I don't so I guess no shirt
@0x2480
@0x2480 5 лет назад
"I experienced ASMR all throughout my life but no longer do as of a couple years ago. However, I still enjoy the hell out of creating these videos for anyone else that still experiences it or is just looking to relax, sleep, study, etc." ER lost his ASMR but can still give it
@ivancabreta4482
@ivancabreta4482 5 лет назад
I don't know how, I don't know why, but I respect his dedication to ASMR.
@blacck0ut177
@blacck0ut177 4 года назад
He lost his so we could have ours
@masonmugerian4096
@masonmugerian4096 4 года назад
He leads others to things that he cannot poses.
@Hudson13527
@Hudson13527 5 лет назад
Seems like someone finally beat dave for the price of the eye of agamoto Dave: $12.00 Unintelligible cashier: $1.00 Now try to beat that dave!
@astrowind2873
@astrowind2873 5 лет назад
$0.99
@endermage77
@endermage77 5 лет назад
@@astrowind2873 How about 1 Zimbabwe Dollar
@the_protectorof_smols3563
@the_protectorof_smols3563 5 лет назад
@@endermage77 XD
@Ellen0307
@Ellen0307 5 лет назад
How about 0.88€ ?
@hufflepuffotaku7642
@hufflepuffotaku7642 5 лет назад
27 pence
@fart_master5992
@fart_master5992 4 года назад
my mom trying to pronounce the menu when we go to the mexican restaurant
@Poet_03
@Poet_03 4 года назад
*buys a 5 dollar bill for $0.11* *stonks* ⤴️
@AbacusZable
@AbacusZable 4 года назад
“Would you like to purchase this mug?” -“Oh no, that too expensive for me” -literal stone of T I M E- -“Now that’s more like it!”
@thisisanaccount7165
@thisisanaccount7165 3 года назад
I want the mug tbh
@AbacusZable
@AbacusZable 3 года назад
@@thisisanaccount7165 Yeah me too! It’s great :D
@thisisanaccount7165
@thisisanaccount7165 3 года назад
@@AbacusZable who doesn't
@cloak9288
@cloak9288 3 года назад
@@thisisanaccount7165 me
@rainbow4449
@rainbow4449 4 года назад
*”He’s Speaking the Language of Gods”*
@sen_cry0gen
@sen_cry0gen 4 года назад
No he is speakin in ENCHANTMENT TABLE
@midnight8432
@midnight8432 4 года назад
Dragon Ball reference
@nelsoncollado1239
@nelsoncollado1239 4 года назад
Nah he speaking man of culture language
@devindwyer4645
@devindwyer4645 3 года назад
@@midnight8432 naw I THOUGHT IT WAS A SPONGEBOB REFRENCE
@GG-sb2og
@GG-sb2og Год назад
Do you accept souls as payment?
@ryantaylor8405
@ryantaylor8405 5 лет назад
I was thinking about crazy Dave from plants vs zombies lol
@TDawg0702
@TDawg0702 5 лет назад
Omg your right.
@chandlerpixiestickdealer7947
@chandlerpixiestickdealer7947 5 лет назад
LeBron just had his 8th child
@thepompking8842
@thepompking8842 5 лет назад
Yesss! I thought I was the only one who knew who he was
@fynndasbach2315
@fynndasbach2315 5 лет назад
First thing that came to my mind
@huntergames4860
@huntergames4860 5 лет назад
Legend
@bootybehemoth4966
@bootybehemoth4966 4 года назад
Ephermeral Rift: MMmmmrefriigheemmhmmm... *Rubs Item intensely* *Scans Item* Me: Please i just want to go home....
@oskarboman
@oskarboman 4 года назад
Him: want a tummy rub with this knife? You: no Him: mm-mm lmomlomla *cuts you up*
@Kalashimi
@Kalashimi 4 года назад
@@oskarboman I laughed so hard I think half of my respiratory system went away
@oskarboman
@oskarboman 4 года назад
Poma sry
@focalpoint._
@focalpoint._ 4 года назад
*_this is your home now_*
@andrewhingston8450
@andrewhingston8450 4 года назад
(Ten hours later) Him:hm HMm hMMHM Rubbing Me:please it’s midnight and I don’t want to sleep in your store
@ironyinapackage6215
@ironyinapackage6215 5 лет назад
1st Cthulhu block: 0,39$ okay, cheap knockoff 2nd Cthulhu block: 200,07$ ohhh, its the real deal
@ahmaddublin2173
@ahmaddublin2173 5 лет назад
Ikr 😂😂😂
@GrandRezero
@GrandRezero 5 лет назад
In what country do you do the amounts in that way? Here in U.S. its $1.50 not 1,50$
@ahmaddublin2173
@ahmaddublin2173 5 лет назад
Yea me too grand rezero i was having to much fun reading it to realize im in the US too
@ironyinapackage6215
@ironyinapackage6215 5 лет назад
@@GrandRezero I am not american. I am from Europe. Being honest: i just forgot to put it to the front.
@GrandRezero
@GrandRezero 5 лет назад
@@ironyinapackage6215 oh.. ok. But you guys use commas instead of periods to separate dollars and cents? Do you do the same with all decimal points?
@discopunk5740
@discopunk5740 5 лет назад
-Why did it take you so long to buy all this stuff? -Hmm. I kinda like to hear things I buy
@craigandtinagibson1558
@craigandtinagibson1558 4 года назад
imagine the job interview Boss: so what makes you think your qualified for this job? Cashier: mmumneskumtumemum, nemimbisskum mmebulem. Boss: I'm sorry, what? Cashier: isumm, mmumneskumtumemum, nemimbisskum mmebulem! Boss: ok! ok! fine! your hired, I guess... Cashier: yuuuuunnnmmm! Themmkunn wernbemmum!
@Voidsfer
@Voidsfer 3 года назад
Imagine if that would actually work
@mcdrippyyt562
@mcdrippyyt562 5 лет назад
Me: *sees crowbar* “you must know when half life three comes out” Cashier: “whasgsjdbdvsajrrsous”
@thepbj2380
@thepbj2380 4 года назад
S H E E N
@TheCreeyKid
@TheCreeyKid 4 года назад
Cashier: “hrmmmsjhhughh” Me:”*I’LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!*”
@DeeM08651
@DeeM08651 4 года назад
8:44 I love how one of those things was 39 cents and the other 200 DOLLARS 😂
@СлаваАрстотцке-я7к
SAME BRO
@subscribersWithoutavideo-jy8uf
@subscribersWithoutavideo-jy8uf 4 года назад
This isn’t even funny tho
@subscribersWithoutavideo-jy8uf
@subscribersWithoutavideo-jy8uf 4 года назад
Bred ok
@devindwyer4645
@devindwyer4645 3 года назад
@@subscribersWithoutavideo-jy8uf cool people have different humor if u didn’t know that
@phoebekimber1441
@phoebekimber1441 3 года назад
13:00 me explaining to my therapist how close i am to losing my shit
@insertusernamehere108
@insertusernamehere108 3 года назад
Lol
@LilPootisGaming
@LilPootisGaming 6 месяцев назад
Literally me:
@kylepatrick3284
@kylepatrick3284 5 лет назад
Mom: gives 10 dollars for the scholastic bookfair Me: returns with a 100 dollar bill eraser Mom:what did it cost Me: everything
@GreenyAU
@GreenyAU 4 года назад
Lol, i tenner buying stuff from them
@pyrske1903
@pyrske1903 4 года назад
I’m that person who actually bought the books
@GreenyAU
@GreenyAU 4 года назад
UnderPlayer 05 I’m that person who was like, I like that...oops in me pocket
@lofibrat898
@lofibrat898 4 года назад
I always got those erasers that were zoo animals
@jmccann6735
@jmccann6735 4 года назад
Holy shit I forgot about those erasers, that was big baller status right there
@jugi6499
@jugi6499 5 лет назад
Thank you for the continued quality content. Bless you sir
@Caltash
@Caltash 5 лет назад
So... Debit and internal organs are valid forms of compensation, right? 🤔
@buffondespuesdeunamanaos3705
@buffondespuesdeunamanaos3705 5 лет назад
and external
@the_protectorof_smols3563
@the_protectorof_smols3563 5 лет назад
1) so retired repo man casher? 2)So Skin Is Acceptable?
@aaronp7436
@aaronp7436 5 лет назад
You forgot firstborn
@asmrguysleepington2118
@asmrguysleepington2118 5 лет назад
Wow I literally had this same thought but it was debit and blood sacrifices. (666k subs btw)
@shyguy7265
@shyguy7265 5 лет назад
I'll just slice my arm and put the blood in a bucket
@Noah-mt6ie
@Noah-mt6ie 4 года назад
Rift: “ebbubblleemmmabe” Johnny Depp’s Willy wonka: *I’m sorry I can’t hear you when you mumble* ~. ~. )
@idek3009
@idek3009 4 года назад
Finally an original comment😂♥️😂♥️😂♥️😂
@Cherryyyy8715
@Cherryyyy8715 4 года назад
Woah, he would say this
@burzummmmm
@burzummmmm 4 года назад
Here or hear?
@Cherryyyy8715
@Cherryyyy8715 4 года назад
@@burzummmmm Hear, But they accidentally spelled it "Here"
@Noah-mt6ie
@Noah-mt6ie 4 года назад
Atıf Aydın Turanlı just changed it, I didn’t even notice
@sackroad349
@sackroad349 5 лет назад
Wait, is that a vial of tingle serum at the end? Did Dr. T just buy a bunch of stuff off Uncle E?
@DeuteriumFoods
@DeuteriumFoods 5 лет назад
The mythos is expanding
@zanz6226
@zanz6226 5 лет назад
All asmrist live in the same universe
@stars_4_j3ann3
@stars_4_j3ann3 4 года назад
yes most definitely
@InsideYourWallsPhD
@InsideYourWallsPhD 4 года назад
They do exist in the same universe
@cposh7816
@cposh7816 4 года назад
Zanz except mukbangers they stay in purgatory
@fetters7094
@fetters7094 5 лет назад
Nobody: So what do u like to watch on youtube? Me: 9:20
@litrealfied3411
@litrealfied3411 5 лет назад
Are you speaking tinglish again? Damn, do you give classes? I would like to join 😎😎
@troobix_s
@troobix_s 5 лет назад
Just watch this with subtitles.
@leroyspitzer8265
@leroyspitzer8265 5 лет назад
@@troobix_s There are none yet
@hamsnadwich6767
@hamsnadwich6767 4 года назад
Me: mispronounces my Latin homework The chill demon just trying to sell me cool stuff:
@Swissbiscuit12
@Swissbiscuit12 5 лет назад
No cash, credit or checks. Do you accept the blood of my enemies?
@samiliasregina7670
@samiliasregina7670 5 лет назад
biscuit Mount, he probably accepts bottle caps, gold, the blood of your enemies, and debit.
@jackthomson6480
@jackthomson6480 5 лет назад
And ali-a
@Seriously_Unserious
@Seriously_Unserious 5 лет назад
@@jackthomson6480 and strange fluids from strange hospitals.
@kileykilton5665
@kileykilton5665 4 года назад
What about just debit? Lol
@samuelispoggers_ontiktok5207
@samuelispoggers_ontiktok5207 4 года назад
biscuit Mount or the vodka bottles I shove down their throats
@turbocavalli
@turbocavalli 5 лет назад
Welp, youre starting to look like my boi Keanu reeves, you should consider s john wick asmr someday lol
@Lucian113
@Lucian113 4 года назад
Yes, then he would never die
@skeletonking2253
@skeletonking2253 5 лет назад
You got anything interesting? **he shows me some flextape** I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK
@СлаваАрстотцке-я7к
Could you more WaVy StYLiNg on the "I'll take your entire stock"
@prestonreynolds4820
@prestonreynolds4820 4 года назад
*He shows the time stone* I’lL tAkE yOuR eNtIrE sToCk
@jasonspangler3593
@jasonspangler3593 4 года назад
ER: we do NOT accept cash/check/credit Me: ER: we accept cocaine
@prestonreynolds4820
@prestonreynolds4820 4 года назад
Jason Spangler *snicker* *tries not to burst out laughing*
@thatoneguy0-045
@thatoneguy0-045 4 года назад
That explains why he’s not speaking any languages it’s is way of being high
@Issengan
@Issengan 4 года назад
*intense snorting* Uh s-sorry ER but s-someone got in the cash r-register again *I AM SO FLIPPING HYPED UP ON THIS STUFF!!!*
@SakuyalzayoiTheMaid
@SakuyalzayoiTheMaid 4 года назад
is crack ok?
@Issengan
@Issengan 4 года назад
@@SakuyalzayoiTheMaid no
@JeeMorpheus
@JeeMorpheus 5 лет назад
Oh my god, I know who's the client… Mr. Rift, I'd like one cork board with a package of pins and ten meters of red thread, please.
@picklepepsi3705
@picklepepsi3705 5 лет назад
When he said "mnsmhsnmsnnsh", *I* _felt that_
@samuelispoggers_ontiktok5207
@samuelispoggers_ontiktok5207 4 года назад
Pickle Pepsi so the whole video
@recliexplayzandvlogs3401
@recliexplayzandvlogs3401 4 года назад
@@samuelispoggers_ontiktok5207 no he is muttering yes but he says different stuff
@marxjester9802
@marxjester9802 5 лет назад
I request an Unintelligible Thanos video. Imagine the possibilities. Young Gamora: “Did you do it?” Unintelligible Thanos: “WHFSRBDIMSMEBHDJDNS.” YG: “What did it cost?” UT: “VDJRNDFBAQFPLTKSHR.”
@chandlerpixiestickdealer7947
@chandlerpixiestickdealer7947 5 лет назад
You seem like a man worthy of pixiestick
@z0mb1ebra1nz
@z0mb1ebra1nz 4 года назад
Congratulations, you hit a checkpoint! ✨✨ Did you... 🌸 Brush your teeth? 🌸 Turn off auto play? 🌸 Make sure your room is warm or cold enough to your liking? 🌸 Remember to tell your loved ones you love them? 🌸 Plug your electronics in? 🌸 Turn on a night light (if you are afraid of the dark)? Do you have... 🌸 A glass of water? 🌸 A pillow? 🌸 Your favorite stuffed animal (if you have one)? 🌸 A warm blanket? 🌸 Your headphones plugged in? 🌸 Your PJs on? 🌸 Have a great night, sleep well! 🌸
@criminalscum2421
@criminalscum2421 3 года назад
boogie
@UltimateDudeGuy
@UltimateDudeGuy 5 лет назад
i will take your entire stock
@Z0mb13ta11ahase
@Z0mb13ta11ahase 5 лет назад
The man talked gibberish bought a damn cash register for a prop to top it all off he did it for an hour. Really going the extra mile every time my man!
@RylaDarkstar
@RylaDarkstar 5 лет назад
I'd like to hope he uses it for yard sales or something lmao
@KirbySaysE
@KirbySaysE 8 месяцев назад
He used the cash register in a few other videos I think
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