The VS-2000 Auto Vacuum 

"I TOLD YOU NOT TO DISTURB ME WHILE I'M CLEANING MY CAR!"

No way they actually had the white liquid in the ad 💀

“MOM GET OUT IM CLEANING”

Honey... You vacuumed car like 4 times this week and it still dirty. Ummm... Its because I use that car my dear

That white goop on the stick looked waaaaaay to sus for comfort 🤣

He has two, like any true man of culture does🧐

As a full time Uber driver, i gotta say this actually would come in handy lol

I'm glad that they cleaned up the semen on the shifter boot before it dried up. It can be really hard to clean when it's dry.

First time I've seen a hoover that both sucks and blows at the same time.

Yep, it'll clean up the mysterious white fluid around your gear shift 😂😂😂😂

A friend that's a truck driver told me he once saw a driver passing him while getting a community guideline violation. We all knew that technology would someday replace people, but this???

With the amount of use that I'm absolutely sure it's getting. A backup is mostly definitely needed.

Great. Now I can have BPA in my urethra.

If only we could see his favorite attachment....

Can we just take a second to appreciate the fact it picked up 3 whole phones at the beginning defying every spread of logic that ever existed

They really missed out on an entire audience by making the opening oval

Someone's going to end up in the hospital having to get certain body parts removed from it by a doctor who is barely able to stop laughing.

"I have two... There ya go" Also, the splooge shot at the end was the best.

Better then the Swedish vacuum pump!

Pretty sure that "spill" looked exactly like what the guy using it leaves on the car surface.... 😅

Gotta love the engineering creativity that went into that design...

When his picture moves around sporadically in these, it’s really funny, makes him like a cartoon effect, lol.

Anyone got a link so I can... err, avoid buying it

The car likes it too. Look at the smiley face below the display screen 😃

I told you not to bother me while in vacuuming my room🤣 - Duffy.

Nice! Now I can clean up the mess when I’m done using the vacuum!👍

This is your best advice yet I went and got 2 myself straight up

I'd say it's made for three kinds of people: people who work out of their car, people who live out of their car, and people who don't own extension cords. Edit: A lot of these comments make a whole lot more sense now that I've rewatched this, what, three months later? Totally glazed over the 'favorite attachment' comment in the video lmao.

Strange thick white liquid

What a clutz! Man spilled blinker fluid on his shifter. Good thing he has that Gawk Gawk 3000

They did show cleaning up the nut on the gear shift

I actually had a Black & Decker dust buster one of these. Used the cigarette outlet to power up. Surprisingly handy!

I dont know how i ever got along without this great invention

Wow, finally this seems like a good ad for a good product. I mean, innuendos aside, you had no complaints on it.

Gets opaque liquids off the upholstery…..huh. 😊

Truckers have been using this since the 70s. It’s called a vac jack

"I have two" was severely underappreciated 😂

That "spill" looked like he used one of those attachments you mentioned. 👀 😅

I’ve a similar one in my repair shop to clean inside computers. Works very well.

Being a truck driver, I feel this could really come in handy. Not always practical to run an extension cord.

The "i have two" floored me

Wait for it... wait for it... annnnnd that's why I love this guy!

Dude, I’m so good that I’m good with your hands. No idea how you find this stuff, but it’s as funny as heck! Keep up the great digging! (Really dude, it makes me feel smart and worthy)

That is fricken hilarious - I always wonder if the people who make these commercials ever watch them before publishing...

This is awesome! Now I won't have to drive around with my shop vac in the backseat anymore 😂😂😂

i wonder if that sucking side of it end cap is removable for "other" attachments :D

I guess it won't give you any change for a taxi... (South Park Reference)

"I have two." I love this channel.

It's even got a vibrating extension wand so you can do the John in the back seat, thus doubling your income, order NOW!

“I have two” lol 😂 great line

The "vacu-suck 2000" that's what I called my 2nd wife....

All these years, everything still reminds me of her.

I knew where this was going from the moment I saw the shape of that vacuum. I am not upset.

Not a bad product for quickly clearing up a messy lunch break. Amusing that it also resembles a Fleshlight/suck device.

The perfect roadside companion for the "flashlight" in the glove box. 👍

I HAVE TWO 😂😂😂😂😂 You know a product is awesome when FunkFPV endorses it 😅

We need you as a commercial guy you’d make any product buyable an if it ain’t you do a good job callin out the bs💯🤘🏽

These things are actually quite handy honestly

Wow! I thought I was the only one who made eggwhite omelets in my car. Now I can clean up my knob too!

Thank god i was looking for a good product to pick all my white liquids 🙏🏼😊

Seems like a life saving tool. I approve

Omg! I thought I was the only other person that has two! One charging and one sucking the mess out of my shifter!

“They leave out my favorite attachment for CGL reasons” 😭😂😂😂😂😂

These should come standard in every seat of luxury cars from now on, I mean after all we can't just let the driver have all the fun

Very handy for road trips or delivery drivers. Hell i would get this. If it has good battery and works well and priced reasonably this is a great product.

"Vac you suck 2000" got me dead 🤣🤣

Missed opportunity to use the phrase "errant liquids". Still liked.

My buddy got a pocket 🐈 as a gag gift in the 90's, it had the cigarette lighter attachment for your car. I was jealous. 😂

Actually these things must work pretty good..I got one for my buddy and he's been in his car every single night just parked in the driveway, all I hear is that vacuum running for hours. Car has to be spotless by now...

I have no words

The attachment port being a funny shaped oval and not a circle is such an obvious design decision🤣

I caught that Spaceballs reference🤠

It is styled so much like that...

14 year old Billy just started his own auto detailing business but only cars with a playboy air freshener.😂

WHY TWO?? Is the second for your buddy in the passenger seat 😂

That "spill" nearly made me throw up. I thought the idea was that type of vacuum sucks up that type of spill as it happens.

The girl demostrating it can take the place of your favorite missing attachment!

Was thinking Na it's a honest vacuum then I saw the last part😂

I can see the slogan now: “This ain’t your ptsd ridden, Vietnam vet uncle’s sucky sucky 5$ dollah.”

Finally a product for the people a little too into their cars

this is great. seems like a good replacement for my current car dust devil that i got from a scrap RV with a 20ft cord.

I can't believe you just said that with a straight face. 💀

I can confirm that this thing has made my life much better since I got it. I also found out that it has a vacuum feature as well which is pretty cool

That spill looked like a community standard violation from the unshown attachment

"I can assure you it works very well" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

You just know the inventors of these things have a twisted sense of humor when they create these things “These suckers will buy anything”

The magic of a 3d printer

That was some thick "milk" on the shifter boot there...

Bigger hole required. Cause,well ya know

Did they just vacuum their load off the shift boot?

THE SIZE IS PERFECT... for automotive cleaning!

Looks very similar to my dad's kiss practicer I found in his drawer.

Barff. Lol! They really wanted us to know what this was for.

To quote Wayne's World: "it certainly does suck."

Who knew cleaning my car could be so enjoyable!!

That's one way to get those stray loads cleaned up by the gear shifter.

That last “spill” looked suspicious lmao

No good road mechanic can live without one!

Fleshlight getting crafty.

I have similar vacuum at home, good stuff. Good sucking power - hurts a little