The Weirdest GOOGLE Searches 

”I’m not a serial killer” *All those pink sheep might say otherwise*

Girlfriend isn’t in the video... “Not Blood on the walls” Wait

Who is here in 2024

"An empty Browser history reveals more than a full one"-Sun Tzu, the art of war

“I never murdered anyone” His girlfriends pink sheep: 👁👄👁

“I set her pink sheep on fire.” Five seconds later “I am not a serial killer.”

1:20 had me laughing so god damn hard, what a legend Lannan is.

3:40 he forgot to blur dat one

0:00 everyone in quarantine

So you’re telling me Lannan never heard of Burger King Foot Lettuce before??

I feel it is very nice that lazar is willing to give up his sanity and innocence for us.

Who here in 2024? 😂

"coconuts are deadlier than sharks?!" possibly cause some people shake trees sometimes

Lazarbeam: don't search that Me: searches everything's he says don't

As an Australian I can confirm that huntsman spiders are everywhere

"Those spiders aren't scary" Classic aussie answer

"Im not a serial killer" "My girlfriend wont be in my videos anymore" "Thats not blood on the walls." **eXcUsE mE**

"I'm not a serial killer." Has comitted only one murder.

You already know it’s a good day when LazarBeam is bored😂

Did it without incognito mode what a legend

When he was searching “when did my dad” leave ,it was purple that means it’s already been opened

Interviewer: so where ya from ? Lazabeam: i like spiders Interviewer: Ahh Australia

“These little guys are friendly” -A Man From Australia

Lazarbeam: the king of boredom curation

Lazarbeam: Do not tell your parents to search this up. 5 yr old: *tells parents*

Sharks: kills people Coconuts: Pathetic.

When you say “DO DONT” we will 😁

I bet this man enjoy the ones that he had to blur for RU-vid

Lazarbeam: "I have never murdered anyone" 50 seconds before: "She will not be here because i murdered her pink sheep"

*searches movies with no kissing scenes* Google: *YoUr LiFe*

"This little guy is friendly, he literally cannot hurt you" The picture of someone getting bit:

When the chicken sneezed a add popped up about RU-vid music 😂😂

“I’m not a serial killer”- says every serial killer ever Subscribe to my Chanel if you think I should upload lmao x

“Where are these coconuts coming from!” Exactly.

4 words "two girls one cup" It's about two people drinking rootbeer and watching funny videos then laughing so hard the rootbeer comes spewing out their nose 🤣🤣🤣 Sooo funny

I laughed so hard when lazer bean tells dads get milk and never cam back and also i know that comment that was not seen😂

LazarBeam: "I want to eat a penguin." Me: *sweats in penguin*

“And they’re ripe for the taking.” *Penguin season begins*

He saying "huntsman are big and friendly" just makes me believe that he's from Australian.

‘I’m Not A Serial Killer’ - Exactly What A Serial Killer Would Say

I checked his Twitter and... It’s been suspended for violating Twitter’s policy 😂😂😂

“Why is it blue” Lazarbeam 2019

4:17 I’m eating Burger King with lettuce right now😂

“Fresh is 17 years old” Me: but how

Lazarbeam: searches up random crap The FBI agent watching him: *wtf is this guy doin*

6:04 most Australian thing I’ve ever heard

Australian people : If a spider drops on you lap give him a high five British people : Running away from a teeny spider if it drops on your lap

no one: coconuts: we are planning our attack, we will rule soon

lannan: “i’m not a serial killer” seconds before: “my girlfriend doesn’t like to be in videos with me anymore because i set her pink sheep on fire”

Little did we know this was Lannan just going through his search history.

“Final little bit of flavor”- LazarBeam “beautiful fungus”

“Spiders are not scary” Me: Said so as an Australian

“That’s a chunky boy!” “That looks more like a cloud!”

Lannan: I had to blur this word so that you do not look it up Me: Instantly knows that it's goatse

8:05 that actually looks pretty damn cool.

Lannan: Don"t google this! Me: Ok let me google this.

lazerbeam: “don’t search this up” Us: *write that down right that down*

5:46 the chicken sneeze is adorable

so geese aren't scary are they? literally every Canadian: YES

“I will not google that” Literally the next second: *googles that*

Before the chicken sneezed an ad popped up 😂

I have arachnophobia and I had to close my eyes for the huntsman spider bit 😂

Lannan: says it’s disgusting then looks at is for 10 minutes

Lannan: *puts Google in title* RU-vid: TRENDING

“I would rather fight a crocodile with my fist than a geese” -Lannan

Ideas:do a barrel roll/cha cha slide press the microphone button hope you have a nice day

"I am not a serial killer" - He says after saying "I murdered my girlfriend's pink sheep which made her cry"

When someone is scared to swim with sharks Just tell them that your more likely to die from a coconut

“ADULT ME PLEASE!!!!!”😂

For the coconuts part of this video just watch Monty Python and the Holy Grail. That answers Lannan's question.

Scientists: penguins never fly because there's nothing to fly away from Also scientists:polar bears kill about 10000 penguins each year

Lannan: Is disgusted from photos Also Lannan: *continues looking*

'Im not gonna die untill i eat a penguin" *Never eats penguins and is immortal*

Yeah, I learned so on today, that is not too search or blue waffles on Google ever again

Lannan: “I HAVE MADE SO MANY MISTAKES!” *continues scrolling* Hmm

I haven’t heard “BuRgEr KiNg FoOtLeTtUcE in so long lol

Bro really said he has never murdered anyone right after he said he set his girlfriends sheep on fire in lava💀

"Where are these coconuts coming from?" Lazerbeam Me "from John Wick"

"Wow that's a chunky boy" *"Looks more like a cloud"*

‘I am not a serial killer’ Blood in backround Me: searches on google, ‘is lazarbeam a serial killer?’ Google: *yes but no*

Ye,when he drop on your leg,dont freak out,give him a high five😂

The this start video and bloody on the wall :D I love it

If penguins cant fly because they have no threat to fly away from, are you telling me if i feel threatened there is a possibility i can learn to fly 😂😂

Lazarbeam: “penguins are the most laziest animal on earth!” Koala and sloth: *Are we a Joke to you?*

Anarctica mate you had me laughing for hours, and it is 2 am so I got in trouble

6:02 Huntsmen Spiders are some of the most venomous spiders on the planet! Their bites can cause Local Swelling and Pain, Vomiting, Nausea, Headache, Irregular Heartbeat and Palpitations.

“Naurrr nauurrrrr naurrrrr”😂😂😂

Lannan: *Includes Google in the video’s title* RU-vid: *This...does put a smile on my face.*

Google: “Why do clouds have shotguns”

Great Video! *This is absolutely hilarious*

Lazar: where are these coconuts coming from? We need to be prepared for when they attack Me: “IT COULD ATTACK AT ANY MOMENT!!!”

Lannan: I HAVE MADE SO MANY MISTAKES!!! Proceeds to scroll

Yeah so we know what he actually searched on Google off camera

2:43 why does he keep looking at that stuff 😂😂😂

5:51 I was just thinking huntsman spider 😳

Lazar beam: "NO NO NOO NOO!!!!" also lazar beam: *continues to look at it*

„I would rather fight a crocodile with my fists than a geese“ : Lannan 2019

3:40 we gonna talk about what’s at the bottom? I’m surprised this wasn’t blurred but then again I think this came out when RU-vid was chill but I don’t remember because it was so long ago

However, I didn't know that chickens could sneeze. I never have heard one sneeze lol

Vending machines are actually deadlier than sharks.