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@rumham7947
@rumham7947 8 лет назад
"J-J-Just shut the fuck up and report the news" oh my goddd
@awallei_o3727
@awallei_o3727 8 лет назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@mikes4909
@mikes4909 8 лет назад
I fuckin died at that part😂
@moeissa3532
@moeissa3532 8 лет назад
+Aubrey Y I had to rewind that part lmao!!
@fakeiii2849
@fakeiii2849 8 лет назад
That part made me laugh so hard I literally rewinded it 12 times. 😂😂😂
@ziyak1511
@ziyak1511 8 лет назад
😂😂😂this and the alligator😂😂😂
@Ajiatheeavatar
@Ajiatheeavatar 9 лет назад
omg joe should play cards against humanity with his siblings like that video will be amazing
@aaliyahfitzgerald9756
@aaliyahfitzgerald9756 9 лет назад
Omg yes!!!
@elfie6008
@elfie6008 9 лет назад
Agreed!!
@imfamousbabyxx
@imfamousbabyxx 9 лет назад
That would be a good video!
@getzuccedlol8437
@getzuccedlol8437 9 лет назад
Omg
@GabrielTheMagolorMain
@GabrielTheMagolorMain 9 лет назад
That would be hilarious!
@BananatheCreator
@BananatheCreator 8 лет назад
"meat missile" I'm done.
@EdGringo78
@EdGringo78 8 лет назад
My thoughts, EXACTLY!! I can't even. :-)
@primamateria7828
@primamateria7828 8 лет назад
ooooomg
@dylanbattig361
@dylanbattig361 7 лет назад
No it is not I live in Colorado
@mssagittariusgang
@mssagittariusgang 7 лет назад
lmao me 2
@notrob14
@notrob14 7 лет назад
OMG Same
@thatgirlfaith6673
@thatgirlfaith6673 8 лет назад
"J-j-just shut the f*ck up and report the news." 😂
@Mast3rM1nd
@Mast3rM1nd 8 лет назад
LMFAOOOO 😂😂 that part killed me!!!! 😂😂😂haha
@delilahbuttontog1748
@delilahbuttontog1748 8 лет назад
i feel so bad for the poor alligator honestly
@BackWoodsAngling102
@BackWoodsAngling102 8 лет назад
Agreed
@Lishadra
@Lishadra 8 лет назад
I know. She's been scarred for life. :(
@KoushiroIzumi85
@KoushiroIzumi85 8 лет назад
Actually that story was fake. An alligator was never sexually assaulted. The mugshot is from a story of a guy from a story that sexually abused a pet peacock in DuPage County, Illinois. www.snopes.com/man-arrested-for-alligator-sex/
@delilahbuttontog1748
@delilahbuttontog1748 8 лет назад
also ( just so people don't blow up my notifications with 'LOOK UP @ THE OTHER COMMENTS FUCKIN MORON LMAO' ) *cool* if you think this is fake, cool if it actually is. that definitely means that animals haven't actually had that happen to them before, 100%, you've just ended the entire concept of animal abuse with that single comment, why am i even defending the topic, right? amazing.
@allisonruff8725
@allisonruff8725 8 лет назад
KoushiroIzumi85 Oh! Cool! No problem if it's just a FUCKING BIRD THAT HE RAPED.
@sienamirabella
@sienamirabella 9 лет назад
funniest youtuber holy shit
@JwZebragirl
@JwZebragirl 9 лет назад
Siena Mirabella agree 100 percent
@camachomonica15
@camachomonica15 9 лет назад
hi mom
@aaliyahfitzgerald9756
@aaliyahfitzgerald9756 9 лет назад
Yaaassss
@nayootie09
@nayootie09 9 лет назад
YAS MOMMA
@maddierose9510
@maddierose9510 9 лет назад
SIENA HEEEEYYYYY
@mktobaby4145
@mktobaby4145 9 лет назад
How can one watch a Joe Santagato video without bursting into laughter.....impossible
@angrybob8126
@angrybob8126 9 лет назад
Andre Daigneault America better than whatever shitty country u in
@richwalas2508
@richwalas2508 9 лет назад
727 813 ...what do you expect from a french douche !!!
@MRWDL800
@MRWDL800 9 лет назад
Andre Daigneault He's boring, but [exception to your dumb stereotyping here].
@ArsonistArborist
@ArsonistArborist 9 лет назад
Some of his stuff is funny, some of it isn't that funny. That harness thing is stupid. kids have lots of energy, why keep them sitting in a stroller? let them run around at a safe distance. dehumanize them or make them your "pet." makes you a safe parent that doesn't keep his kid locked up in a tiny stroller and sit there getting fat like the rest of the continent
@ArsonistArborist
@ArsonistArborist 8 лет назад
Sorry, I see where that could be confusing. I'm all for it. I think it's stupid that some people hate it. Just because we use a harness on animals, doesn't mean we can't on humans. We also bottle feed some animals. Does that mean we shouldn't bottle feed children?
@RabaalXer0
@RabaalXer0 8 лет назад
Sexually assaulting a reptile? Florida? Florida.
@gabyjoe1100
@gabyjoe1100 8 лет назад
+RabaalXer0 LMFAO definitely Florida!
@EccoWolf1
@EccoWolf1 8 лет назад
Florida
@chancieacres
@chancieacres 8 лет назад
Nothing crazy that happens in Florida surprises me anymore. Multiple people get away with murder, voting issues, thousands of old people, and fucking alligators lol.
@EccoWolf1
@EccoWolf1 8 лет назад
People Chewing other people's faces off.
@gabyjoe1100
@gabyjoe1100 8 лет назад
chancieacres They Never get away with doing any of that. Florida has some of the harshest punishments, dont forget its still a death sentence state. People are just crazy and do stupid stuff anyways.
@ashswearingum812
@ashswearingum812 8 лет назад
"And a bunch of Un words."
@ellepowsner9302
@ellepowsner9302 8 лет назад
(Your picture is perfection)
@ashswearingum812
@ashswearingum812 8 лет назад
Elida Powsner Thank you. My friend made the edit for me
@harpreetkhattra7819
@harpreetkhattra7819 8 лет назад
H
@kateylouise1775
@kateylouise1775 8 лет назад
Ashlee Botkin nice profile picture 😂😍
@ashswearingum812
@ashswearingum812 8 лет назад
katey evans my friend made me the edit lol
@andthatiswhyisucceed8949
@andthatiswhyisucceed8949 8 лет назад
Sir, it's an Alligator! It's supposed to eat you! Lol
@niceclips1565
@niceclips1565 4 года назад
how the hell this comment gon had 294 likes and not a single reply. I feel honored
@dynogamergurl
@dynogamergurl 3 года назад
Lol ikr
@Magi_H2U
@Magi_H2U 3 года назад
Ikr
@SethJoseph95
@SethJoseph95 9 лет назад
OH MY LORD. THIS MAN SEXUALLY ASSAULTED AN ALLIGATOR??? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK LOL
@sethjosephreacts
@sethjosephreacts 9 лет назад
Seth Joseph people are insane lol
@BabyIloveyouIsThatOk
@BabyIloveyouIsThatOk 9 лет назад
Justin Taylor Australians....
@shazaaub
@shazaaub 9 лет назад
***** Alligators are not native to Australia.. Crocodiles are
@BabyIloveyouIsThatOk
@BabyIloveyouIsThatOk 9 лет назад
squest A yes but the guy was australian??
@siiiiiuu7
@siiiiiuu7 9 лет назад
Seth Joseph Based on Google findings, looks like the alligator rape thing might be a big hoax.
@hannahadil408
@hannahadil408 9 лет назад
you dont know how a good youtuber you are
@ObeyAmmalol
@ObeyAmmalol 9 лет назад
Tbh
@paolagutierrez7044
@paolagutierrez7044 9 лет назад
Penny!! 🙏😂
@pokemanzplays8879
@pokemanzplays8879 8 лет назад
Kid Rock? More like cracked out Kurt Cobain
@Kho4ticRag3
@Kho4ticRag3 8 лет назад
Joe dirty
@mr.coffin4901
@mr.coffin4901 8 лет назад
+Kho4tic Rag3 who's joe dirty?
@Kho4ticRag3
@Kho4ticRag3 8 лет назад
+Chris Green I meant Joe Dirt but it changed it to dirty I didnt recognize it if you don't know Joe dirt was a movie
@hailey2057
@hailey2057 8 лет назад
Who tf is Kirk Cobain
@Jasmineannlynn
@Jasmineannlynn 8 лет назад
+cas is all ass he was in the popular band nirvana
@finalfantasy7freak664
@finalfantasy7freak664 7 лет назад
"Drop-drop it like it's cold, drop it like it's cold" CRRRRIIIINGE
@robblequoffle8456
@robblequoffle8456 Месяц назад
The pimps left the crib ma
@katieluecht
@katieluecht 8 лет назад
Just putting this out there, some of the "leash children" are actually kids with special needs. My brother was one of them. He wasn't a fan of being touched or held, so holding his hand or carrying him wasn't easy. He also used to take off running out of the blue and sometimes my parents couldn't catch him. It wasn't because they weren't watching him. He was just fast and just did it at random. They actually had to call the police in multiple situations when they couldn't find him. After that, any time they left the house, they put a sticker on the back of his shirt with his info, their info, and what to do if someone found him alone (my brother couldn't communicate very well back then). In places like amusement parks or anywhere where my parents could lose sight of him in an instant, they used the kid leash. My brother didn't mind it as much as someone holding his hand all the time, and my parents didn't have to worry as much. They certainly did not use it to yank him around or walk him like a dog. And yeah, they got comments, but it was better than the fear of losing their child.
@lr9376
@lr9376 6 лет назад
I wish I could like your comment a thousand times.
@Mama-Dee1969
@Mama-Dee1969 5 лет назад
My son is 30 now and he was a terror when young just bad A.D.H.D and would with no warning run off he almost got hit twice by cars so yeah I put a leash on him til he learned not to do that. though at 7 he did it again and missed getting hit by a car by inches literally scared the crap out of him ....had no issues after that. SO yeah sometimes to keep your kid alive you got to leash the little buggers. Daughter on the other hand was clingy Thank the gods
@Leanne_w
@Leanne_w 5 лет назад
Was one of them? As in he’s no longer here?
@CloudyOctober
@CloudyOctober 4 года назад
@@Leanne_w no , as in hes no longer on a leash because hes an adult or just grew out of it
@ashtonbull5758
@ashtonbull5758 4 года назад
Its not story time comments or life experiences... Shut the fuck up and watch his video... And never comment again....
@GeloYellow
@GeloYellow 9 лет назад
Having conversations with you must never get boring haha
@foraluckygirl
@foraluckygirl 9 лет назад
Omg I totally agree
@elfie6008
@elfie6008 9 лет назад
Something new every hour lol
@katiathecake-lovingcat6912
@katiathecake-lovingcat6912 8 лет назад
My mom said she tried to get my sister and I to wear those backpack leashes, but my sister threw a fit, and I just laid face down on the ground screaming.
@ashleymorales4295
@ashleymorales4295 8 лет назад
best image in my head EVER! 😂😂😂😂
@i-love-comountains3850
@i-love-comountains3850 8 лет назад
5/7 reaction. */me high fives you*
@HannahCobana
@HannahCobana 8 лет назад
+DarkMage2020 1 We got the fuzzy monkey one and my niece loves to put it on then walk herself lmao. I work at a theme park though and they're very popular, they're actually really useful in that setting. When taking your kid out for over 12 hours they don't really want to sit in a stroller or be carried all the time but they also have so much to look at and get distracted by that it's good to have that security and control while also letting your child have some exercise.
@katiathecake-lovingcat6912
@katiathecake-lovingcat6912 8 лет назад
HannahOfferdahl yeah I can see that, glad she likes it, my mom said I turned into total nightmare the minute I saw one
@HannahCobana
@HannahCobana 8 лет назад
DarkMage2020 1 I probably would have too if my parents tried to use em haha
@bustle
@bustle 9 лет назад
What about you wearing a tank top, a scruffy beard, and screaming at a camera in your basement...Natty Light, anyone? #MissYou
@1DrunkSocialite
@1DrunkSocialite 9 лет назад
Whitest thing ever! Lol!
@taliamagee5326
@taliamagee5326 9 лет назад
Uhygtfuikjnhbgvfcdcderyuinbioommm,lppggert UK kirk 6 y if routing pll
@sextynineable
@sextynineable 9 лет назад
True story, amen
@justtheilluminati1543
@justtheilluminati1543 7 лет назад
The reason why the "Whitest Moments In History" hasn't had a part 3 because "People Of Walmart" is part 3
@josephmueller8910
@josephmueller8910 7 лет назад
Just The Illuminati basically the same thing
@burkocet69
@burkocet69 6 лет назад
Just The Illuminati Illuminati The Just
@brittanysavard4218
@brittanysavard4218 8 лет назад
I can't stop laughing at the thought of a kid running up to skittles then being yanked 10 feet lol
@reaganklausing6657
@reaganklausing6657 8 лет назад
I know it's great 😂😂
@b.o4788
@b.o4788 4 года назад
SAME😂😂😂
@cB-my5db
@cB-my5db 3 года назад
🤣🤣
@dominicrankin1921
@dominicrankin1921 8 лет назад
"fuck the fire, i wanna know the love triangle between this woman, her cousin and fucking joe dirt" dying x
@johnnytamale8676
@johnnytamale8676 8 лет назад
I never thought I would feel the same level of pity for an aligator as I would for a beaten dog
@J.Sins_
@J.Sins_ 4 года назад
joshua thomas 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@davidlawson4281
@davidlawson4281 3 года назад
Unfortunately, at least one of his stories, the alligator story, is patently false.
@BenRollinsActor
@BenRollinsActor 8 лет назад
How perfect is it that Rupert, the alligator fucker, has the last name "Darwin"?
@_lxuy
@_lxuy 7 лет назад
the7thson1962 That story is fake.
@QuietRage
@QuietRage 7 лет назад
Thank God
@Immortal0Witch
@Immortal0Witch 8 лет назад
The reason for a child harness is so the child can walk but can't run off. You know, during that toddler phase when they have so much energy you need them to walk so they get warm out and take a nap or go to bed on time.
@nikhileshpradhan6274
@nikhileshpradhan6274 6 лет назад
Nyght Magyck Not to mention giving the kids more freedom to explore compared to hand holding or tying them up in a stroller.
@radioactive_baby
@radioactive_baby 3 года назад
I get it, but some people take it as you treating your child like a dog (I just realized that I commented under a 4 year old comment)
@sarahsherman4514
@sarahsherman4514 3 года назад
Kids should be leash, I can't stand them.
@tropicallivingoverseas5202
@tropicallivingoverseas5202 8 лет назад
Fuck it. I like the leash idea.
@valeriewhitem.7517
@valeriewhitem.7517 8 лет назад
+Alex You can teach them that when they can actually understand and are most likely going to listen to you. I don't see how is it wrong to put a leash on a young child that maybe won't follow your orders. Plus, not all children like strollers or being held in arms, some don't like to go by the hand, so a leash seems like a responsible thing to do instead of letting them go away and get lost.
@meditationtube6300
@meditationtube6300 8 лет назад
thats a leash damn it... this is used for pets not for humans....
@lornaduwn
@lornaduwn 8 лет назад
If the kid at the zoo had been on a leash there wouldn't be one less gorilla in this world! Until a person is a parent of a toddler, then they have no idea how fast a kid can climb out of a stroller or break free of your hand and run. Putting them on a leash also allows them to have their hands free while on an outing. Holding their hand teaches them nothing about self control. Being on a leash teaches them to be more independent while still keeping them within a safe distance.
@madiek2960
@madiek2960 8 лет назад
Growing up you listened to what your parents said. If you don't listen you don't go out. Simple. My Mom and Dad brought my older brother, sister, and I up on the idea that we respect one another. You respect what your parents tell you to do. You make a scene in public my mom would quietly tell me to stop and I knew I would be in trouble when I got home. She or my dad says stay close or get back here you do as they say. It's all about how you raise you kids.
@AwkwardlyKerrie
@AwkwardlyKerrie 7 лет назад
it's easy for all these people posting negative comments to say "it's wrong", but clearly none of you are parents or have had experience trying to walk around public places with a toddler who refuses to be carried or strapped into a pushchair... it's not dehumanising them. it's not turning them into a pet. it's the best way to ensure their safety and to keep an eye on them.
@WolfieRaps
@WolfieRaps 9 лет назад
joe doesnt get the recognition he deserves😂😂 you should have over 2 mil subscribers ..
@lifedaiiry
@lifedaiiry Год назад
Well, it's been seven years! Looks like he finally got it
@danhutson3460
@danhutson3460 Год назад
AS of 04/15/2023 he has 2.4M.
@lifedaiiry
@lifedaiiry Год назад
@@danhutson3460 aw nice
@JasmineV997
@JasmineV997 9 лет назад
like i said underrated youtuber and yet has original content that never fails to make me laugh
@gijohn5500
@gijohn5500 8 лет назад
I swear to god, This guy is actually good. I've seen like four videos of this guy and he's so far made more sense than anything my crappy liberal teachers from my school have said of years. They're attitude is "you're only seeing it from the outside, you don't know their reasoning" and "it's not for you to judge" and all kinds of other BS.
@i-love-comountains3850
@i-love-comountains3850 8 лет назад
well, they're not wrong, for the most part. js.
@gijohn5500
@gijohn5500 8 лет назад
I-Love-CO Mountains Usually yes, but they have this attitude for even the most idiotic circumstances.
@i-love-comountains3850
@i-love-comountains3850 8 лет назад
+Superior well yeah there's pockets of idiots in every political, social, and religious group. i'm saying *in general*, as in "*with obvious exceptions of clear idiocy*," it IS the best idea not to judge people, and generally not be a bigoted douchenozle. i think we can agree on that?
@gijohn5500
@gijohn5500 8 лет назад
yeah, I'm not disputing that. I think your right about that
@pretentiousred6159
@pretentiousred6159 8 лет назад
It's good to know the reasons for why someone would do or think something. But that obviously doesn't necessarily excuse what they did. The can have a reason to do something and still be a piece of shit.
@briannamercedes4016
@briannamercedes4016 8 лет назад
My mom used a child leash with me when I was small because I would literally run away any time I saw anything that interested me, lol! I was a brat.
@Spectarium
@Spectarium 8 лет назад
same here
@pebble2388
@pebble2388 8 лет назад
My mom said I was the best child ever apparently I just sat there and didn't give a shit about what anyone was doing
@azubermounir9151
@azubermounir9151 6 лет назад
Billie
@kd2838
@kd2838 3 года назад
@@pebble2388 OMG same! I've never worn a leash LOL. But I'm pretty much that way now although I don't just sit down, I completely mind my own business. RU-vid is literally the only social media I have because I just don't care. No Instagram, no Facebook, no tic tock or whatever else they have out. I am the very opposite of nosy, unless you're dying I really don't care about your business.
@lottiepenny3384
@lottiepenny3384 7 лет назад
"Meat missile" omg 😂😂
@cassandramartinez7050
@cassandramartinez7050 5 лет назад
😂😂
@tspirit99
@tspirit99 8 лет назад
1:45 LOL" just shut the fuck up!" spat my food out... hahahaha
@elizabethmayers1485
@elizabethmayers1485 8 лет назад
Lmao "It's an alligator, it's supposed to eat you." 😂😭
@michaelcain2174
@michaelcain2174 9 лет назад
kiddy leashes ... you obviously don't have kids my friend .. wait till you do then you will absolutely want one . they're like little stealth ninjas who can disappear on you in a second .
@ArdenBijou
@ArdenBijou 9 лет назад
He's in for a surprise.
@keisha9934
@keisha9934 9 лет назад
👏👏👏👏👏
@Nitchmaster5000
@Nitchmaster5000 8 лет назад
+Michael Cain That made me laugh out loud. I was thinking the same thing: "Yeah, you just try taking a 2 year old to Six Flags and we'll see how you feel about the harness." Especially when it's shaped like a monkey and they WANT to wear it. Uh, sure, I GUESS you can give your monkey a piggy-back ride and I won't get arrested for child endangerment. Win-win.
@emilyillies6594
@emilyillies6594 8 лет назад
+Dylan Perry that's the worst idea I've ever heard..put one on yourself and see how you fuckin feel about it!!
@ScootersMum1
@ScootersMum1 8 лет назад
+marie thomas you got trolled lol.
@sephylooglitch1024
@sephylooglitch1024 7 лет назад
Sir, it’s an alligator. It’s supposed to eat you!
@acrazystranger7316
@acrazystranger7316 7 лет назад
A Kid Leash Could've Saved Harambe 😂
@cool1domo2
@cool1domo2 9 лет назад
"As soon as they get close to the skittles ya fucking yank them and they go flying ten feet" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I died lmao
@ashleyf5227
@ashleyf5227 9 лет назад
I'd rather have people looking at me with my kid on a leash, then be crying when my kid runs into a road and gets run over. Cause there are some kids that just bolt as soon as you loosen the grip on their hand.
@stephaniesmith3544
@stephaniesmith3544 9 лет назад
Ashley F How about people learn how to be proper parents and control their kids not to run into traffic. Children were surviving well before kid leashes were invented, so obviously something was done right.
@stephaniesmith3544
@stephaniesmith3544 9 лет назад
Ashley F Yeah sorry. My point still stands. My aunt basically yelled at my cousins and told them if they left her side on the street, that they would get run over and killed. Sure, it scared them, but it did them no harm. No harness needed. You don't hear a lot of these accidents happen on the news. And I doubt that these harnesses are the reason for the low numbers lol.
@TheEsy1990
@TheEsy1990 9 лет назад
Ashley F that was my daughter. she would dart to whatever caught her attention in an instant when she was between the ages of 2- 31/2 . no matter how much i told my daughter to stay by my side or would dicipline her, she would still do it. The harness/leash was a punishment which she fought against and was used in large crowds. Carrying her would have worked if she wasn't a headbutter and wiggled and strollers don't always fit down busy sidewalks and in stores.
@brightred601
@brightred601 9 лет назад
+emily yarbrough Headbutting and not listening. Sounds like you don't believe in real discipline. That talking all sweet to them doesn't do anything but make them more angry.
@TheEsy1990
@TheEsy1990 9 лет назад
haha. do ya even have kids? mine got the terrible 2 and treacherous 3s.now that she has gotten older and has a better memory she doesn't act like a brat like.
@ObeyAmmalol
@ObeyAmmalol 9 лет назад
You're one of the last comedic youtubers left who are actually funny and authentic
@whatever1942
@whatever1942 8 лет назад
Why doesn't this kid have his own TV show? Or a movie deal?????
@ken3243
@ken3243 4 года назад
don't know
@fadiragab4377
@fadiragab4377 8 лет назад
0:57 This photo fucking killed me especially with Joe's reaction. "And What The Fuck is this Shit ?"
@freetime
@freetime 9 лет назад
Joe has the best videos. LMAO
@persgodiva
@persgodiva 7 лет назад
That family picture though ... holy gosh, this had me in shambles!
@vanessamucosa3728
@vanessamucosa3728 7 лет назад
"The fires secondary at this point"😂😂
@ericsmith7502
@ericsmith7502 8 лет назад
anyone who says the kid leash thing is bad never had to keep track of 2 children in a crowded public area before. have a couple kids that are smart enough to undo stroller straps but also wild and like to try to run when you let them walk, and then tell me how bad of an idea it is. i used to think the same thing til my daughters came along.
@craigime
@craigime 8 лет назад
pretty sure most parents Don't have leashes... yet they're perfectly capable of controlling their kids...congratulations
@ericsmith7502
@ericsmith7502 8 лет назад
lol. okay. sounds like someone doesnt have kids. go sit down.
@craigime
@craigime 8 лет назад
No, sounds more like you can't get a handle on your children... take a class
@ericsmith7502
@ericsmith7502 8 лет назад
still sounds like you've never had to deal with multiple children at once that dont like strollers and like to run in crowded places. apparently you underestimate how fast children are and how quickly something can happen if you look away for a split second. talk to me when you have some kids bud. your feelings will change, trust me.
@craigime
@craigime 8 лет назад
i've never had kids of my own... but for some reason, I've been stuck with them my whole life... and never just one at a time- 6 would have been the most I had to watch- no stroller, no carseat.. always managed to keep my eye on them- no leash needed. i hope you didn't misunderstand my comment. i didn't mean parents who use leashes were wrong... it's just unnecessary
@aashishpokharel9670
@aashishpokharel9670 8 лет назад
You mean like UNderwear..
@kakraacquah-cobbold3695
@kakraacquah-cobbold3695 8 лет назад
😑
@tripleshits
@tripleshits 8 лет назад
Aashish Pokharel UNshaved pubes
@poziomka347
@poziomka347 9 лет назад
"but as soon as they get close to the skittles you yank them and they go flying ten feet" I WAS DYING
@JusttMollyy
@JusttMollyy 9 лет назад
IM SO GLAD YOU EXIST
@chloecori
@chloecori 9 лет назад
Kinda confused why Joe doesn't have a million subscribers
@kalilahsmith4941
@kalilahsmith4941 6 лет назад
Chloé Cori I
@bella535
@bella535 6 лет назад
1:47 THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER SEEN 😂😂😂😂
@korpseknees
@korpseknees 6 лет назад
"It was cuzza my cousin."
@czyza7226
@czyza7226 8 лет назад
"Ya fuckin' yank it and they go flying ten feet" I PISSED MYSELF
@evachoi5240
@evachoi5240 8 лет назад
Can you please do video (or series) on Awkward Family Photos🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
@Anjali-pl2bg
@Anjali-pl2bg 9 лет назад
This video is definitely historical.
@jrmoney15
@jrmoney15 9 лет назад
haha hilarious :D
@msbmmc
@msbmmc 8 лет назад
+Anjali I wanted to comment that on one of his other videos, but I was afraid some people wouldn't get it lol
@gregguillen9184
@gregguillen9184 8 лет назад
"Ju-Ju-Ju shut the f*** up and report the news" omg funniest part of the video
@zacchong8726
@zacchong8726 8 лет назад
If that kid had a harness then harambe would still be alive
@boneyardhorizons4248
@boneyardhorizons4248 6 лет назад
“Yank them back when they get near the skittles” 😂😂
@Master_Bruce_Wayne
@Master_Bruce_Wayne 4 года назад
His reaction from 1:46 killed me LMAO
@stubbs322
@stubbs322 8 лет назад
ur not a parent so u wouldn't get those backpacks. it's a nice way to allow ur child to walk and get some exercise in places that may not be that easy to use a coach or carry them. it gives them some independence while keeping them safe. but ur not a parent so I wouldn't expect u to understand.
@HeroByAccident1
@HeroByAccident1 7 лет назад
Show me where it hurts.
@punchingplayerpenguin3291
@punchingplayerpenguin3291 7 лет назад
Uriel Hernandez the butt
@anamaria91106
@anamaria91106 6 лет назад
I'm a parent. I would NEVER put my daughter on a leash!!!!
@sarahensz8023
@sarahensz8023 8 лет назад
Thank you, Joe, for making me laugh until I cried! I needed that so badly!!!!
@iamaghost6139
@iamaghost6139 8 лет назад
I love ya baby but leashes are more necessary than you think.
@shayneakashaggie6427
@shayneakashaggie6427 5 лет назад
OMFG... “Thos kid has his MEAT MISSLE up on his mom” ha ha ha
@cB-my5db
@cB-my5db 3 года назад
There's so much wrong with this naked family pile up!
@danielmoore4566
@danielmoore4566 3 года назад
Yeah 🤢🤮
@lylagriswold7234
@lylagriswold7234 5 лет назад
“meat missile” 💀
@ladolceable
@ladolceable 7 лет назад
Ohh Joe I can't wait to see your blogs when you become a parent. Leashes are NECESSARY!
@Wtnd911
@Wtnd911 7 лет назад
those kid harnesses are awesome, kids dont mind them and its to keep them safe. alot of the time kids are trying to get out of strollers because they want to be out of them and want to walk around, obviously youre not dragging your kid around its to keep them safe. keep them from walking out into the street, going near unsafe things while still letting them walk around. great for crowded places too like disneyland or something you can keep them close to you so they dont get lost or run off or something
@07makeupyourworld
@07makeupyourworld 9 лет назад
my aunt has to use that leash thing on my cousins because they have autism and whenever we go out in public they're always running away and it's impossible to manage and really dangerous because they've gone into the street before
@weirdsideelly3111
@weirdsideelly3111 8 лет назад
the kid rock comment made me like and suscribe hahah
@rubycurwick6955
@rubycurwick6955 8 лет назад
I'm going to hell for laughing at the alligator story.
@alcatrazguardian5706
@alcatrazguardian5706 8 лет назад
me too
@alicewilloughby4318
@alicewilloughby4318 5 лет назад
Ruby Curwick, you wouldn't laugh if you were the alligator.
@danhutson3460
@danhutson3460 Год назад
I am watching this video about 7 years into the game & if certainly made me feel a little better. My Mother passed away May 16, 2022 & each day only gets worse. I have several illnesses & go to doctors regularly & the medication I take is unreal. At least I have good health insurance. I am 67. Each day harder & harder to get out of bed & paying my bills are never on time now. My cat is the only thing I have & she will be 19 next month. Joe, you may not like this, but I think you are the best looking guy & the way you talk is wonderful! Keep it up for the millions who love you. Oh yeah for April Fools Day I wore a mask on my ass & when someone asked me what for, I would tell them to protect them from my farts!
@carlsp59
@carlsp59 6 лет назад
Aw man this was hilarious. The kid and the skittles bit had me creased. I'm not even sure how I got here but so glad I did.
@HannibalBarcaRTW
@HannibalBarcaRTW 9 лет назад
here are my top 5 whitest moments in history: 1. Colonization of the world; simple one, bought civilization to the animals. schools, infrastructure and hospitals build to the people who previously lived in stick huts. 2. Industrial revolution; great changes in industry, agriculture and trade put white Europeans in control. 3. Birthplace of democracy; simple one, Greeks, the founder of democracy setting the paving stones for most modern states. 4. Technology, White Europeans were the first to strive in technological advances unrivaled for a few hundred years, the space race, vehicles (such as trains cars and planes) and computers. (although to give credit where due, asia has caught up in previous decades. 5. Academics, no race of people has striven more in any subject, from maths to sciences; whites have mostly dominated these fields. (source: noble prize winners) Sure we have a bad side, but our good side is far superior to anyone else's.
@SummerEstYaass
@SummerEstYaass 9 лет назад
Hannibal Barca lol....dude, stahhhppp!
@HannibalBarcaRTW
@HannibalBarcaRTW 9 лет назад
SummerEst Yaass ?
@coasterrebel9956
@coasterrebel9956 9 лет назад
100% agree. Whites have done a lot for this world.
@isaiah6032
@isaiah6032 9 лет назад
Damn
@goldenchild8731
@goldenchild8731 9 лет назад
Nah dude... We built this country (blacks.)....
@robertperry2596
@robertperry2596 7 лет назад
meat missile is an awesome word
@johng9431
@johng9431 7 лет назад
I'm crying. Thank you. lol
@gracedemaree6073
@gracedemaree6073 5 лет назад
I keep watching his old videos reminiscing on his old videos :( miss his old style
@independent8342
@independent8342 7 лет назад
Ohhhh my God, Joe Santagato is soooo funny. I found my favorite You Tube channel.
@purplepaiger49
@purplepaiger49 8 лет назад
That alligator shit is messed up !!LOL!!! How do you even know how to tell if the alligator is a female??!!!! WTH
@hussignia5121
@hussignia5121 8 лет назад
that picture was very unexpected 😂😂😂
@ohbellamishi
@ohbellamishi 9 лет назад
Married to kid Rock 😂
@ninjadudeman01
@ninjadudeman01 7 лет назад
I've been watching your vids for a few weeks now, but I finally subbed after reading this title
@gumibearz
@gumibearz 7 лет назад
"And here we have Rupert"😂
@medicaldoll5506
@medicaldoll5506 8 лет назад
Why do we put our dogs in leashes? Because even though we train them to stay with us , they can still get carried away in a moment and run out in front of a car, or get lost or taken on a crowd, just like children. I really don't see the big deal. Hell, I think that parent is putting more care into their child than not. Now, just like everything there are two sides. The ones who do it for the right and wrong reasons. I'm talking about the responsible parents who do it for the right reasons. Not because they don't care to discipline or deal wth their child. Get it straight. But seriously, picking on a parent protecting their child is not cool. 😐 IMO of course.
@isabellabustillo5279
@isabellabustillo5279 7 лет назад
Geneva Doll wtf does this has to do with anything
@wbigw2880
@wbigw2880 7 лет назад
Geneva Doll why not just get a fucking stroller
@lukeedwards-sparsholtt1587
@lukeedwards-sparsholtt1587 6 лет назад
Isabella Bustillo Joe did mention leashes.
@lukeedwards-sparsholtt1587
@lukeedwards-sparsholtt1587 6 лет назад
Flipping Hound how? Leashes are a great tool, like prams. Besides leashes are better, since the kids are getting (a type of) exercise.
@synchro4jc
@synchro4jc 6 лет назад
If they made a stroller for kids 4 kids under the age of 4 we wouldn't have used a 3 point harness. Especially, in Dallas and at malls… you know where you have to try clothes/shoes on the children. AND the 5yr old could get out of anything other than that annoying harness. Safety 1st!
@sarah-d9z
@sarah-d9z 7 лет назад
My brother had a leash until he was four...
@ceceliamarie4506
@ceceliamarie4506 7 лет назад
Wait hold on why does he have a hairband on his wrist I'm really dead 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@SaintxGlobal
@SaintxGlobal 7 лет назад
Cecelia Marie boys put their hair up
@ceceliamarie4506
@ceceliamarie4506 7 лет назад
Do you see enough hair on this boy to put up🤔
@rkgruby
@rkgruby 6 лет назад
His armpit hair duh 😂 I'm bad at jokes
@llamabogini
@llamabogini 5 лет назад
Cecelia Marie I’ve watched this video like 100 times and as I read this comment I just noticed. 😂😂 good eye sight
@nicoletoca3846
@nicoletoca3846 8 лет назад
Honestly I wasn't originally looking for this one but I picked it when I saw you were in that shirt....☺ Thanks 😊💖
@nilsweber5280
@nilsweber5280 7 лет назад
holy shit look at 1:30 LOL "this one kid has his MEAT MISSLE pressed against his moms ass"!!!!!!!! SOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKIN FUNNY
@founoe
@founoe 9 лет назад
plz no blackest moments vidz think of the watar meluns
@selmalinarodriguez1535
@selmalinarodriguez1535 9 лет назад
So truand and chinken als o cornbread and grape soda
@MAXBLAYLOCK
@MAXBLAYLOCK 9 лет назад
Selma Lina Rodriguez Grape soda?
@CornerbackLegend
@CornerbackLegend 9 лет назад
***** Selma means grape drink.
@iluvwhtchix
@iluvwhtchix 9 лет назад
Selma Lina Rodriguez So NOBODY else eats those things, huh you racist bitch?
@iluvwhtchix
@iluvwhtchix 9 лет назад
founoe Fuck you, dummy. I guess You don't eat water "meluns" you racist little shit. Learn to spell.
@An84765
@An84765 8 лет назад
I bet you have never had a 2 year old rip their hand out of yours and head for traffic. :P sometimes leashes are a lifesaver
@Fanylorena
@Fanylorena 8 лет назад
So I'm guessing the family is "unstoppable" ;) LOL also, I also really want to know the story of the love triangle between that woman and her cousin TBH
@devin_so_devious
@devin_so_devious 8 лет назад
yesssssss I want to know that story so bad now hahahahaha
@sophiamaduri6979
@sophiamaduri6979 7 лет назад
I look more forward to a Joe Santagato than my own birthday!
@hannah-yd5qf
@hannah-yd5qf 7 лет назад
My mom started watching you, showed me this video, and now my mom and I watch you together.
@kathrynsue1986
@kathrynsue1986 8 лет назад
I hope the naked family didn't put that on a Christmas card ew
@TheMarciacoelho
@TheMarciacoelho 9 лет назад
You are really funny!! But in this video, I do't agree with your comment about holding a child on a leash. I have a daughter that now is 16, she can't speak, read or write, but she comprehend 3 languages, and since she can walk, I have her on a leash in a crowded place. I don't ever want to lose her. And she does wear a name/address tag. Still someone can take advantage or even kidnap her. You do NOT know why some parents use it, research before comment it.
@TheEsy1990
@TheEsy1990 9 лет назад
marcia barlett Ty!
@Renerox11121314
@Renerox11121314 9 лет назад
Obviously your kid is the exception to what he was taking about.
@jadedandy3000
@jadedandy3000 8 лет назад
kids apparently need leashes. they keep falling into dangerous animal cages
@EpicMrbilly
@EpicMrbilly 8 лет назад
Parents could also give a shit and pay attention, that always works. Or just anyone pay attention, really. There's no way someone didn't see that child climb into the gorilla pen.
@jadedandy3000
@jadedandy3000 8 лет назад
That's true
@nashs.4206
@nashs.4206 8 лет назад
Yes but the problem is: 1) Parents can't always keep their eyes on the kid - trust me, they can be quite a handful to deal with. I think that most parents actually DO give a shit about their kids, don't you? I don't think the mother of the kid from the Harambe accident actually wanted her child to run off. It's just that sometimes, people can be occupied doing something that they think will take a short time, but then during that time, the kid runs off somewhere. 2) Most people don't give a shit about other people's kids. The Harambe accident is proof of that. You're right when you said "there's no way someone didn't see that child climb into the gorilla pen". Many people saw that, but they didn't give a shit. Saying that "people should pay attention" isn't really going to do much - people still won't give a damn. Given the above, a leash is one possible (and imo, a good) solution. It alerts the parent when their child is about to run off and then prevents it. Besides, if people don't give a damn when they see a child climbing into a gorilla pen, do you think they will give a damn if they see a child on a leash?
@Rezzalute
@Rezzalute 8 лет назад
Your delivery is so on point lmao
@jomzmadarang7657
@jomzmadarang7657 6 лет назад
Hey Joe Thanks i always get a good laugh from your vids Its a huge thing for me rn coz im paralyzed n feeling so low with all the struggles im goin through
@alove19
@alove19 9 лет назад
Lmfao my kid wears a harness 😂😂 because she like to walk on her own so to avoid her from walking into the street or away with a stranger she has a harness lmfao it has also saved her a few times because she trips and falls on her face O_o okay it has saved her more then a few times lmfao...
@alove19
@alove19 9 лет назад
Likes**
@courtneypowers4516
@courtneypowers4516 9 лет назад
+angie love i use the harnesses too, my 2 yr old is a runner and i have a newborn its nice bc i can let her walk but she cant run and i can carry the baby.
@GabrielTheMagolorMain
@GabrielTheMagolorMain 9 лет назад
Right...I loved the whole video, but it wasn't until I became a parent that o totally get those leashes!!
@DAWNNEON
@DAWNNEON 9 лет назад
He is so fucking cute
@Michelle_p17
@Michelle_p17 5 лет назад
My ex-boyfriend had to break up with me so he can marry his cousin it’s a stupid Middle Eastern thing
@nirupampratapgiri7757
@nirupampratapgiri7757 4 года назад
More like every single white family lol
@makocadey
@makocadey 8 лет назад
The Italian in you came out when you were talking about Rupert haha
@shahdtarik9051
@shahdtarik9051 5 лет назад
WHY AREN’T U FAMOUS YET LIKE WTF I REWATCH UR VIDEOS EVERY SINGLE WEEK
@Nyyxxy
@Nyyxxy 8 лет назад
I mean for the kids on "leashes" , I totally understand why it looks dumb af but you can't expect people to just be carrying children with them at all times and not everywhere you go is stroller accessible. Sure , maybe you didn't have to bring the kids either but what if you had no other choice ? At least that "leash" isn't around their fucking neck and you can still keep them close to you.
@faithsmith1057
@faithsmith1057 8 лет назад
Yea but they could also hold their hand, I mean if the kids are on leashes then they can clear walk so the parents could always just hold their hand
@stubbs322
@stubbs322 8 лет назад
Faith Smith do u know how fun it is to try and hold a toddlers hand. they are short u can't reach their hand so ur hunched over the whole time holding their hand. There's no reason for that. and using the backpack allows them to walk around on their own and explore a bit and feel independent in their environment while staying safe
@faithsmith1057
@faithsmith1057 8 лет назад
MommiesGirl22 Yea I guess you're right. I didn't think about that, you opened my eyes a bit at that. Thanks
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