THE WII SPORTS GOD 

what are you guys talking about there’s nothing in the reflection idiots

“local man creates lesbian to fight black athlete”

“Abby don’t you have a husband to be divorcing or something” Beef boss: *visibly sweating*

“15-15? I could’a sworn it was 1-1” - jschlatt, 2020

schlatt: "im gonna make the complete opposite of matt." also schlatt: literally makes a middle-aged father with 3 kids who lives in the suburbs

“Girls can’t play Major League Baseball” Pat: *Sweats Nervously*

“I’m gonna make the opposite of matt” *makes matpat* I mean he’s not wrong

Schlatt : *Playing tennis* also Schlatt : *Volley-Ball references*

Fun fact: the reason Matt was so easy to beat in tennis is because in tennis Matt is actually a beginner CPU

the fact i had to hear schlatt say “uwu” was the worst experience i’ve ever had

Schlatt: "yes I'm a lefty" Schlatt: buys bowling accessory made for righties

Schlatt: girls can't play baseball! *says that while his character is a girl*

James Charels as the reflection on the bowling ball is killing me

“Or, as the Chinese say” *proceeds to read Spanish*

13:44 I can’t believe jschlatt predicted the future

Schlatt: *Plays Wii Baseball* Abby: *I'm going to ruin this whole man's career*

Schlatt on the community tab later: “Thinking about Matt”

• Played baseball in highschool • Calls women “Broads” sounds like a New Englander to me

"WE ARE TOTALLY GONNA WIN!" *realization* "holy shit elisa skill level 130 is playing?"

At 12:12 there is Matt on the left hand corner he is always watching.

jschlatt does look like a guy who's played baseball for his entire life

It seems like nobody remembers that he made his character a girl.

Shlatt: I fear no man, but that *thing*… *ABBY* Schlatt: It scares me.

11:50 damn that sucks to be lefty

"This sport is for gentlemen, no ladies allowed." *While his character is female*

0:02 “james charles instagram pics” 11:07 look at the reflection in the bowling ball simping real hard jebediah schlatticus

10:41 As someone who bowled for the Special Olympics. I actually want that Accessory

*Pulls out bowling ball* “As the Chinese would say,” Starts speaking Spanish

i can only imagine schlatt standing in front of a tv, yelling at it while playing wii sports

Schlatt: “Yes I’m a lefty, yes I hate lefties, yes we exist.” Me, a lefty: “Wha-“

At 4:01 he sounded like scout dying from tf2 lol.

As someone who plays tennis in my free time, I just love how Schlatt doesn’t know the score system.

This video is basically about Pat and Matt’s underlying sexual tension for each other covered by the plot of sports

"Gentlemen only. Ladies forbidden. That's my kind of sport, baby!" pat: Is a woman.

The thought that Schlatt made pat after mattpatt is JUST A THEORY A SCHLATT THEORY

When you realize that the Wi-bowl sucks because it is for right handed people

Gotta love the James Charles insta pics search history, and then the reflection on the bowling ball at 11:06

Shlatt: "Ah golf, gentlemen only ladies forbidden." Pat: *Sweating intensifies*

1:51 Matt Pat will kill Matt... **looks at Matt Pats name** **Realization**

2:06 2:07 I miss the “Oh my god, it’s Matt” sound effect.

This was one of the funniest videos you’ve ever done

Imagine Jschlatt doing table tennis against Lucia. Now THATS content

7:58 was way funnier than it should have been

11:06 SCHLATT YOU ABSOLUTELY CAN NOT JUST GLOSS OVER THAT

everytime jschlatt makes a jughkook joke my lifespan increases

Me: My skin is clear the crops are flourishing and nostalgia is thriving. Wii Sports will forever have a special place in my heart. Jshlatt: lol MatPat

I always love seeing Jshlatt’s search history. It’s always something entertaining 😂

whenever I'm upset or down, I always come back to this series :)

Schlatt: "Yeah I'm a lefty" The bowling accessory: "Am I a joke to you?"

9:31 “I see a girl with a mustache ,that shouldn’t exist” *slowly turns head toward the screen*

this truly does bring back good memories. nuff said

Schlatt playing Wii Sports makes the pain of everything that's happened go away

no one talking bout james charles in the reflection of the bowling ball-

Schlatt: I've played baseball my whole life! Also Schlatt: Ah, tennis, the only respectable sport

schlatt pretending spanish is actually chinese is the funniest thing I've ever seen lmaooooooooooooo

Can't stop watching his videos since he's gone. We will miss you, Jshlatt.

IS THAT JAMES CHARLES IN THE WI BOWL REFLECTION LMFAOOOO

Everyone get ready for the new arc that schlatts setting up, he’s planting more and more hints at his new character “GaySchlatt”

his true love showed up- james incandescent lightbulb!

the fact that schlatt played baseball makes him an s tier man in my eyes

Schlatt: insults abby Poofesure: *so you have chosen death*

That punch out music that came in was really good.

The golf part had me in tears, I was laughing so hard 😂

wow, this appeared in my recommended before it appeared in my notifications

I love how Schlatt keeps forgetting that pat is a girl

10:42 OMG SPANISH HI!

'They call me Floyd Mayweather, they call me idk, i guess I'm illiterate NOW' ..... had me dying of laughter lol.

Schlatt: “looks like hitlers in the bowling alley tonight” Schlatt immediately after: “thats ok”

“Nobody is really talking about wii sports” Poofesure: am I a joke to you?

im revisiting this video and remembering that its my one of my favorite videos of all time

I like how the Mario sluggers music was playing in the background, very entertaining

jschlatt: **beats Matt first try** Poofesure is writhing in his grave, and he isn't even dead...

11:12 anyone notice James Charles in the reflection?

6:30 i was not expecting to get hit with the super mario slugger soundtrack, bro just blasted me to the past

Jschlatt making a Mii Me- *Vibing to the nostalgia Wii music in the background*

Abby: catches ball Everyone having poofesure flashbacks

Nobody: Schlatt: Buys a right-handed bowling ball for the Wii even though he's left-handed

he gives me so much comfort

rewatching he's old videos this guy changed so much damn

Why does he sound like the steroid addict version of John Mulaney

Schlatt: *Makes his character female* Also Schlatt: *Makes it MatPat* But hey, that's just a theory... A Schlatt theory!

Me: laughs* Jschlatt: that would not be funny

"Alright that hurts i need to do it again" -jschlatt

"They're screaming like I'm shooting up the place."

Jschlatt: Or as the Chinese say: *speaks spanish*

That sound makes me happy every time I hear it

the scream at the end was the best thing ever

6:40 “juhg koop boutta hit this ball harder than he hit that taxi” NOOOOOO LMAOOOO

"I played baseball in highschool" Hm. Never would've guessed. Not in a million years. Definitely didn't know from the moment I saw the face reveal and thought "hm he looks like my brother in law who just so happens to have almost made it big in baseball before he threw out his shoulder and had to quit and go into real estate."

4:00 He sounds like the scout getting set on fire

I love the reflection on the ball at 11:20

I'm pretty sure the wi-bowl isn't meant for left handed people and that's why it gave you carpal tunnel. I believe you're supposed to hold the button with your thumb not pinky

Jungkook Schlatt really do be back tho.

I love how whenever someone plays Wii Sports after a really long time, it’s always the same reaction upon hearing the theme “Ohhhh yeah!!! I missed you!”

"I swear to God, middle-aged moms on the other team are laying out!" XD

"I'm gonna make the opposite of Matt" *Makes trans Game Theorist*

Schlatt, the wi-bowl is made for righties. You need the bowl-wi.

There is so much potential for perfectly cut screams in here

The ball goes on the right hand bro🤣🤣🤣

Schlatt: “I did not intend to make mattpatt” Also schlatt: *MAKES MATTPATT*