The Wild and Wacky Laws of Alabama 

So, do I make this a recurring series from time to time, or what?

"Do you want to hear about weird laws from Alabama for 19 minutes?" "No, why would I want to do that?" "What if Austin McConnell made the video" "Oh in that case, I'll watch it as soon as I can"

"...subject a bear to surgical alteration" Alabama doesnt mess around when it comes to stopping cyborg bears.

Can't wrestle a bear, cant duel a bear! Where will it go next?! I thought this was supposed to be a country of FREEDOM

Airbag fraud is an actually serious issue. They're quite expensive parts, so sleazy dealers tend to repair crashed cars, not bother replacing the airbags, and sell cars as uncrashed. Worst thing is that you won't know you don't have an airbag until, well, you crash. And that's too late. Good on you Alabama, good on you

Reminder: All these laws came about because it most likely happened at one point or another.

The law against marathons could be aimed at 'dance marathons'--events that were popular during the Depression, where the last couple that could keep moving got a prize.

"What are you in for?" "Grabbed a turtle."

I feel like aside from the obviously ridiculous stuff like high heel permits and yoga restrictions most of these are actually perfectly reasonable laws

I came expecting a law forbidding goats from attaining a driver's license or something. But most of these made sense in the proper context. I for one appreciate laws forbidding defunct airbags being installed in a vehicle.

In a lot of states and cities, spitting on sidewalks was banned to prevent the spread of tuberculosis. And it worked.

So my plans of selling counterfeit glitter-coated kitten-fur airbags in Alabama are shot to hell. It's getting harder and harder to make a dishonest living in this world.

Also in Eufaula, Alabama, a girl can get married at the age of 15 without her parent's permission and 13 with it. While the man has to be 19 to get married without permission and 17 with it. At least it was the law in 1978 when I married my wife, she was 15 and I was 17. The judge called my father to get the okay to marry us and my father told him that he would come to Alabama and kick his butt if he did. So the judge married us without my father’s permission and we were married for 30 years till she passed away in an accident caused by a drunk driver. The lesson here is don’t piss off the judge if you want to have it your way.

5:28 - airbag fraud is actually a big thing unfortunately, and I wonder how new this Alabama law is. In 2011-2015 when I worked as a DHL manager for a large hub in the US South, we had been unknowingly delivering fake airbags for quite some time, and then federal authorities used us to stage raids on various people. I believe it made the national news at the time. Charging retail prices for airbags that looked correct but were functionally inert, which could cost people their lives. Most of them originated from Indian and Pakistan, as I recall. More commonly, people insert resistors into airbag cabling and simply unplug the real airbag (that doesn't work for whatever reason). The resistor tricks the car's SRS system into thinking the airbag is fine so the airbag light stays off. I use the resistors - legally, of course - as a mechanic to check as to whether a short or open circuit fault code is the result of something internal to the airbag or in the car's wiring harness. It's a temporary measure, however, not a permanently installed "fix."

Huh... there's even more laws concerning bears wrestling? And here I thought there were no rules in bear fighting.

"Oh yeah that's a pretty good law, dueling is very much a drastic action for anything, and especially at the time as medicine wasn't as advanced as it is now people would totally die from it, I'm glad Alabama was forward thinking at the ti-" *2:27**: Also illegal to fight a bear* "Legit 1984."

8:02 when he said "They casnt say namiste," that had me rolling. that's rediclous lmfao 🤣

As an honorable mention: putting salt on a railroad track is a capital offence and is punishable by death

I commend Alabama for standing up for bear rights! Bears are tired of being treated like second class citizens

you can tell these are laws that were written after very specific things happened to particular law makers. who did yoga hurt so badly?

Alabama: Don't promote that fake Hinduism or Eastern religions through yoga in any way, shape, form, or chant. Also Alabama: Wanna be a truthful and professional Psychic? Just pay fees, undergo a background check, and get an ID.

I love that this April Fool's joke has become a thing now. 1:00: South Carolina did this as well, and possibly a few other states. There was a serious problem in both states where politicians kept killing each other in duels. Then it was prohibited and it's all been downhill since. In SC, the prohibition was removed in the 1970s.

The song just plays in my head anytime i hear the name of the state

if huggbees has taught me anything (and he most certainly has), its that wacky laws and facts from different states are an entertainment gold mine. looking forward to seeing more vids like this from you!

Sitting on my sweet home Alabama front porch drinking coffee,and watching this video right meow!

Wow, two states down 48 more to go

Sadly a lot of these "silly and wacky" laws were the result of a few absurd people causing problems.

The releasing of wild boars back into the wild isn't actually a crazy law, they are an extremely invasive species, and they are all ofer the place down here

We've been trying to get that damn doorstop passing for a state constitution re-written for decades.

I moved to Oklahoma at one point and I remember going to get a new drivers license, they had a law plastered on the wall saying that it was illegal to swear in front of women or children. Thought that was funny, but there was no way I was going to test it in front of many police men.

Weird to see conservation laws in these "weird law" videos. They make sense and have good reason to exist

April fools video did so well he's like well shit, lets do it again.

I've lived in Alabama my whole life I've heard that it's illegal to put a donkey in a bathtub here

Looking forward to seeing if you mention the illegality of wearing high heels in downtown Mobile. YES! Finally 🤣🤣 This was a CYA law they enacted to avoid being sued by women that broke their shoes or ankles when their stiletto heels popped into the metal grates along the sidewalks.

Only a matter of time until he stumbles upon the subsubsubsubsubsection that declares the publication of these laws on RU-vid illegal and punishable by death by bear wrestling (strictly forbidden otherwise)

4:27 Yes because I just happen to carry missiles in my pocket as an every day social practice.

As someone who lives in alabama i have to say, Its Mississippi that has all the incest

Ah yes, the land of the free where yoga was banned from schools until 2021 and is basically still functionally banned

Sunday closing is not that rare in Europe. In norway only tiny stores and gas stations are open.

I kinda understood the reasoning to ban yoga because of "hypothesis" BUT as the law kept getting read out it quickly turned from a law misunderstanding hypothesis to a law that very "If its not from the bible, its not allowed here!!"... But hey, at least it's opt out.

Wait. No one is allowed to injure any tree growing in a cemetery? Not even a gardener hired by the people who run the cemetery? Wouldn't that just lead to cemeteries being overgrown?

I could never dig so deep into the laws of a state, especially each major city of a state to find such obscure and wacky laws in the seemingly infinite pit of laws like you did.

What if you dueled with paintball guns could you not run for office?

there's a story of stupidity behind every single one of these laws-- i think that might be my favorite part

0:20 Hometown mention!! Lesgooo!!!

Seriously though, the Mobile laws around not littering and such seem to be more than sensible.

i mean the bear wrestling laws arent that weird considering putting bears in professional wrestling matches used to be a somewhat popular thing, and people i think have since changed public opinion toward animal cruelty in things like that

Thank you for pronouncing Mobile correctly!

I've become really fond of these weird-law-videos from you. Keep it going! :D

Unless the engines are turned off... if the engine gets turned off mid flight, you'll be damn sure imma bag me a trophy on the way down

only a couple of these are weird in the sense of "Why do have that?" Most of them are fairly reasonable laws that you just wouldn't think of as having to be laws.

Would love to see more states! Super fun video :)

I will never get over how popular dueling was at one point in time in our history.

Wait... so I'm NOT allowed to throw missiles at animals? DAMN IT

These are quite enjoyable and I do hope you do more of them.

I think both the feral swine law and the pet fur law are both country-wide if I remember correctly. Feral swine are invasive, so any state bans their release. This also applies to most invasives. (Example: house sparrows, european starlings.) Not sure if it applies to cats or dogs though, which is why I say "most." For the pet fur law - I know that country-wide, importation and buying/selling it is banned. But hey, you can still possess it, like a lil cat memento or something on your shelf. Oh yeah and the flattened musk turtle is a part of the Endangered Species Act so that is most likely country-wide too. Could be other laws that I'm missing but I mostly know animals.

Ayyy, another law video! Honestly you make this stuff interesting

I work for an Alabama publication and just pitched making this exact same video inspired by your last wacky law video! Oh well, great stuff!

I find that in the southern US it's not difficult to find out what types of businesses are owned by members of the city council, all you have to do is see what's open on Sundays.

My father was born in Alabama in 1939. He once told me about the time he fought a bear. It was back when he was still drinking. He quit drinking when he was 28, he was still in his prime. There was a carnival that had an attraction where you could pay money to box a bear. It had a muzzle and gloves over the paws to prevent a mauling. I'm guessing the bear was declawed. He was always physically strong and decided to give it a go. He payed his money and got in the cage. The bear looked bored and took one swipe at him. It knocked his ass on the ground with so much force he could not believe it. The experience gave him a greater respect for wildlife.

I like the "we're tired of people showing up to church hammered" law

I think for additional context, the Alabama State Constitution is one of the longest constitutions in the world. The reason why is that provisions were put in place when the Constitution was written that prohibit the constitution from being re-written - only amended. I'm not sure how far back this goes (if it was only new to the 1901 version or if it goes back to Alabama's first Constitution), but it makes the 1901 Constitution - which Alabama used for the next 120 years - somewhat problematic. So as a result the State Constitution has a lot of language that is widely ignored due to federal amendments, etc. And also as a result there are pages upon pages of amendments to existing laws rather than simply rewriting or omitting obsolete or unusual laws. Alabama did not ratify a new version of its Constitution to consolidate and organize everything, as well as remove problematic language, until 2022.

To be fair, _most_ of these seem perfectly sane. I say _most_ but we're talking Alabama here ...

Why am I addicted to this I NEED MORE

0:24 thanks for mentioning my hometown

5:15 "Dang, there goes my plans for the day." -Cruella Deville probably

Dueling should make a legal comeback. No modernized firearms, just the same tools and rules gentlemen have always agreed to.

Most of these are just regular laws...

0:21 I can see my favorite bakery and coffee roaster from here!

I feel like almost all of these are standard laws most states have

This sounds like a quirky Austin McConnell rabbit hole, and I’m glad to be here for it. 🤣👍

As someone from Alabama, I can confirm we have some wacky laws.

15:39 someone forgot to mention what the picture has to be of 😈

No silly string or stink bombs? So Alabama literally has fun police. 😢

Ever since I was a teen I wouldn’t have been interested in videos like this but now in my adult years I love these informational videos.

Huh. The yoga ban kinda sucks actually because I still remember the few guided meditations my highschool gym teacher did for the class

OK the yoga one is incredibly funny. Like, 'we'll teach your goofy exercises, but you can keep that other junk' lol.

The law about glitter is legit. Fuck glitter.

beginning around 9:18 i would hazard to guess the laws about silly string, snap pops, confetti and the like was done with mardi gras in mind. Mobile is actually the origin point of american mardi gras and the parades here get terribly messy with the bead necklaces and paper favors they throw all over the place. sometimes it is so bad beads will still be on the trees weeks after mardi gras has ended. it is already a great mess to clean and as hard as beads are to clean up they are simply too iconic to mardi gras to ban those too 😅

16:02 actually makes sense you wouldn't want somebody who's convicted of fraud or identity theft working that kind of job that would literally be a candy store for them victims

Would love this as a series

So you're telling me a "Alabama Airplane Free-Fall Fowl Snipe" is a real legal loophole?

Three dog and three cats work for me. Going inside stinky homes and trying play it off really sucks.

"Hey, Pilot, turn off the engine, I gotta shoot that deer."

I dunno, if both parties agree in writing to the duel and there are appropriate witnesses present... A lot of these laws could be simplified to 'no littering', 'no vandalism' or 'no theft'

So I watched the Missouri video because I live here now. I was born in Birmingham and grew up up in Tuscaloosa until I was 25. Loving this and would love as a series since I can probably name the states I haven’t vacationed/visited than have. So would Love to find out the silly of them all!

I’m all for this becoming a series!

Hey Austin, how is your heart doing? Always appreciate the content :)

But bears and alligators taste so good.

As a resident of Birmingham Alabama THANK YOU for leaving us alone

Peanuts or not, no one willingly goes to Dothan.

Man, Alabama is no fun. Me and my bear get along very well, and it's nobody's business what we do on the weekends.

You should do Tennessee next! We have such oddities as a law banning shooting any animal from a moving vehicle... with the exception of whales! In a landlocked state!

How can I duel a bear if a bear can't bear arms in their bear arms, huh?! Oh bear wrestling.. see, that's different.

The dueling thing actually still affects things today. It'd why professional fights don't happen in Alabama, like boxing. Until the 2000s with the rise of popularity of MMA and UFC ameture fights began so they finally approved a fight commission but then made the rules so strict that no one, even actual professionals could ever get a fight approved. The new provisions outlawed ameture fights.

After listening to this episode and the one on Missouri laws, apparently there was a real issue with people wrestling bears. My how times have changed

Not all of these laws are actually "wacky".

Bear wresting happened in the early 90s.Terrible Ted was a local nightclubs

6:54 Woah Austin, go off!

4:32 "...nor shall he remove or have in his possession the young of any wild animal, or the eggs or nest, or young of any reptile or bird" W8 so chicken eggs are illegal in Alabama parks? Awesome!