The Wild Years - Michael Guy Bowman [MINECRAFT PARODY] 

Lyrics:
Oh, the iron shears
You're wondering why the wool is the way the wool is
Oh, the double chest
You don't know what to do or how to brew fire resist
You're looking everywhere for diamond ore
But all you find is veins of coal galore
Dig in the mineshaft and ride in the cart
Cause all you really need is half a heart
Oh, the iron
Oh, the iron shears
Oh, the iron shears, the iron shears, the iron shears
Oh, the iron
Oh, the iron shears
Oh, the iron shears, the iron shears
Oh, the iron shears
You're wondering why the players are the way the players are
Oh, the double chest
No lands you've ever seen have ever been so very far
You're sprinting in the jungle like a cat
Temple has piston doors and arrow traps
Your shirts are diamond and your bed is green
But all you want is views like minecraft dream
Oh, the iron
Oh, the iron shears
Oh, the iron shears, the iron shears, the iron shears
Oh, the iron
Oh, the iron shears
Oh, the iron shears, the iron shears, the iron shears
Oh, the iron
Oh, the iron shears
Oh, the iron shears, the iron shears, the iron shears
Oh, the iron
Oh, the iron shears, the iron shears, the iron shears, the iron shears
iron shears
Kill the wither to to get a nether star
iron shears
Let players see your beacon will reach far
iron shears
Mine every night and craft some iron bars
Or, those iron shears
Oh, the iron shears
You're wondering why the wool is the way the wool is
Oh, the double chest
You've got to have a perk to be a jerk and play the pit
You look like steven, and you may well be
You're wearing the skin of one who punches trees
And if you won’t throw out your stack of bones
Look where the wooden pickaxe meets the stone
Oh, the iron
Oh, the iron shears
Oh, the iron shears, the iron shears, the iron shears
Oh, the iron
Oh, the iron shears
Oh, the iron shears, the iron shears, the iron shears
Oh, the iron
Oh, the iron shears
Oh, the iron shears, the iron shears, the iron shears