THE WORLD'S GREATEST MOTHER - Mother Simulator #1 

Jack really is starting to get very creative with his intros and he seems to really enjoy doing them

from the start i knew he would abuse the baby

"Shocker I am not a mother" Wait really? All these years... I need a minute....

Jack : Alexa Alexa : ... Jack : Jack septic eye how to get here tour Alexa : Im not sure Jack : ( YOU HAD 1 JOB )

That baby really needs some tickets for the tour.

Best Mom Ever. *But he's a dude, can't be a mom!* I said...Best Mom Ever. *B-But...* BEST MOM EVER!!!

Anti doing an impersonation of Chase doing an impersonation of Jack

Is no one going to question the fact why jack has a doll?

This video is either going to be hilarious and funny or a bit strange and creepy let's find out

"You want baby, baby you want cocaine? Cocaine for the baby. There we go. Oh god. My baby's dying. You might be dying but at least you won't feel anything." XD I laughed so hard I think that I need new lungs loll Is that baby possessed or what? He demands anything and everything. XD

Did you buy a baby doll just for an add for your show? Awesome.

My thoughts as soon as I saw this: 'Just let me see the kids, Stacy!' ...I miss Chase. ^^"

...and thus Wishu decided to refrain from family plans for a while

Baby: *throws bottle across room* Jack: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!?! Baby: I want to eat your SOUL!!!

I just imagined that Jack's baby was gonna be the most loudest and energetic baby ever. 😂😂😂

You’re the only youtuber who Washed the pacifier before giving it. Others had to figure out why the baby spitting the pacifier😂😂😂😂😂😂

*Get a ticket now! Or the possessed baby might come for you next!*

Me: Jack would be a good father Jack: *hits Baby against the desk* Me: Oh... well... nevermind

*Vote Jacksepticeye for greatest mother of the year.*

Jack hit 19 million subs! *high fives all around* 😂💕👌🖐👊

Could the people doing the subtitles please /not/ use the subtitles as their own personal commentary section? Some of us actually need the /real/ subtitles -.-

Best intro ever!😂👶👶

"I''ve only had a baby for 20 minutes and I'm struggling at life" Jacksepticeye, The Boss, 2018.

Me: “Hey, a new JSE video!” *Watches (AMAZING) intro, then notices my baby brother is missing* Me: “Well, sh-t...”

Man that baby is an absolute unit

Best Intro Ever XD

mommysepticeye

this is the story of Chase's wife, Stacy, and their baby

can you imagine all of his other egos and characters raising a kid. someone make this a comic

Anti is possesing the baby

what a cute way to start the video jack!! :)

Jack is gonna be a great Father.

Jack..... sweetheart... dirty nappy goes in the bin! 😂 But seriously tho, that intro was brilliant! ❤️ lol

I'm surprised he didn't call the baby, "BOY"!

Hi Jack. I don't request often, but I was wondering if you could, um, play Sally Face episode 3 because, you know, it's been available for 3 months. Thanks 😂

Jack: Alexa! Jacksepticeye how did we get here tour! Alexa: Hmm, I’m not sure Jack: *Internal Screeching*

Who else bets that Jack is actually really great with kids irl?

I feel like jack would be a wonderful father especially with how kind hearted he is and plus just watching his videos comforts people imagine what he could do in person

Anti just *possessed* that child Note from me: Don't trust Jack with a child Jack: *picks up child* Jack: AHH! WHAT IS THAT?! Jack: *Throws child* Edit: Holy shit, thanks for the likes ❤

Baby: breathes Jack BABY NO CSLM DOWN BABY BAD BABY STOP he’s probably upset

JACK: BABY NO! NO BABY! ME: 😂😥😢 JACK: THE BABY IS PROBABLY UPSET BECAUSE (INSERT PROMO) ME:😑

*another epic video man, good job!*

You see jack uploaded a video, you give a like and just then see the video!

“Two scoops of cocaine for the baby, that’ll help it sleep. It’s what my dad used to do to me and I turned out fine.” 15:50 I’m dead.

Jack's the dad! Leave this to Motherplier

Think about this people: in order for this silly ass intro, Jack, a grown ass man, went out into a kids store and bought a doll. Where's the video on that? I wanna see him explain why he's buying it to the shopkeep :D

That intro though 😂😂

This game should be an ad for Trojan. 😂

Here at the jacksepticeye show, we do not condone child violence..... We do however find it hilarious

That intro... Is that why Stacey left you, Chase? 😂

Jack:Baby no!!! Me:jack has a baby?!......oh no *opens phone* Me:Hello is this child support?

Jack: "That's a robot? It looks so life-like" The baby: 🧿👄🧿

i just realized that the baby's bottle is Umaru-chan! omg im such a weeb

and suddenly chase and anti are both gone

Who's ready for anti?

I know its only a baby doll but I can see him being a great dad. one day we will see a baby jack.

At least he didn't have a Little Billy.

"ive never been a mother and i probably never will be" ... probably??? o_o

The worlds greatest RU-vidr - jacksepticeye 👌😂

That opening was more realistic then American snipers baby scene

"WHAT DO YOU W͞AN̸T͝ F̸R̢O͘M҉ ͝M̧E̸!̵"͠

Well that's an interesting intro... does this have anything to do with Chase?

Jack would be a great mother

Love the intro! You've got QUITE an active and wild imagination there, don't you Seán? 😊

Jack is getting better than Felix at intro. 😂❤❤✌

Note: never leave your kid with Jack.....

Patrick: If I was a mom..That would be embarresing

“put the dodie in the mouth!”

*Who wants Jack to be their mother?*

Wait. If Jack is a mom... who is the dad?

"My child hates me and I don't know why" Oh I don't know, probably because you've ignored every single instructions that were put into the game? Hint _that was already mentioned in the start:_ *L e f t - c l i c k* on the brochures on the wall to read them

Jack = best dad ever lol

Smoothest self promotion

Jack: I know how to be a good mom Jack not even 4 minuets after:*screams in baby’s face from picking them up*

Yesterday I was looking at photos of jack, and my mom said... Mom: how come he’s always kissing boys ?!?! SOMEONE HELP ME I CANT BREATHE🤣

Me: "I want to say it" Stranger: "Don't say it!" Me: "I'm gonna say it!" Stranger: "It's just a game! Do not say it!"' Me: "I will say it! Stranger: "Please, don't---- Me: " BOOM GOES THE OVARIES!"

C-c-c.... CANADA!? I LIVE IN CANADA BUT I CANT GET THE TICKETS ARGHHHHHHHHHH-

Never know that jack actually a mama😶

so this is what Anti was like as a child?

0:00 ....he's going to be a great dad :D

The baby's just angry cause you're not touring at a location near him.

Aww Jack your gonna be a good dad one day! Just...don’t throw him/her...please💗💗

Flashback to when i had many of those baby dolls ... ... Time flies

Jack: "You're about to see something real special" *ad appears*

I need to see Anti doing this!!!

I love how Jack just understands nothing because he didn't read instructions.

What if the intro was Chase grieving after his killed child? Remember how we saw a hand in the cabinet that was obviously a child's hand? And then how we heard very young screams in Dark Silence? And remember how Chase went near insane after grieving for his wife leaving him, and that wasn't even death? I'm just sayin is all... (It's probably nothing but this egopocalypse has torn my brain in half rrRRIGHT before/during exams so)

Jack:BABY NO! Me: BABY DON'T HURT ME! DON'T HURT ME NO MORE!

Is Momsepticeye a new ego now?

I've seen people in America call diapers nappies. With so many different people in the cities, some of the foreign slang is bound to catch on.

"I am not a mother and I probably never will be." Jack what about Eggsy? You were the most proud mother ever there. Eggsy loves you and you love him!

Jack failed at the first step to being a mom: Always putting the seat down.

The start 😂🤣

I want to see a episode of Anti doing a place through that would be f****** hilarious

I bet Jack doesn't even touch the doll anymore after making the intro xD

Sean is gonna be such a great dad someday...

i wish that i could meet you but I don't have money

I feel like Jack would make a fantastic dad

These past videos have been creative... and deeply horrifying.

Good baby good baby who's a good baby *baby starts tackling jacksepticeye* really you let a baby tackle you