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Featuring: Ryan Bergara, Garrick Bernard
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Writer: Garrett Werner
Editor: Josh Richardson
Camera Operator/Sound Mixer: TJ Marchbank
Motion Graphics Animator: Mike Fox
Assistant Editor: Crystal Cheng
Additional Music By: Patrick Volker, Patrick Powers
Production Coordinator: Brittney Lee
Creative Director of Post Production: Anthony Frederick
Head of Development: Katie LeBlanc
Executive Producers: Steven Lim, Shane Madej, Ryan Bergara, Katie LeBlanc
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@AmethystEyes 3 года назад

“OAR, weren’t we?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 We don’t deserve Shane. This is amazing.

@beingbeckeroni 3 года назад

I love Garrick softly saying the songs aren’t dumb and he likes them, Ryan begrudgingly admitting he knows and everyone likes them.

@Ryebreaded 3 года назад

Who’s Shane? All I know is the Professor

@mauricia9245 3 года назад

@@Ryebreaded Shane voices the Professor

@AmethystEyes 3 года назад

Mauricia he is joking

@mauricia9245 3 года назад

@@AmethystEyes Oh

@_gremlinboy 3 года назад

Ryan, casually: "oh yea I body slammed a racist once"

@sandrajacquelinesaavedra3046 3 года назад

That's precisely the thought I had when that happened

@nomeacuerdo 3 года назад

That’s at least 3 jellybeans worth!

@skittles3967 3 года назад

iconic

@yuliyabarnas360 3 года назад

honestly good for him

@demonicseries 3 года назад

as one should (✿◠‿◠)

@shaliekk 3 года назад

Ryan: “You’ve seen this show right? You see these dumb songs?” Garrick: “They’re not dumb. I like them.” Ryan: “I know. Everyone does.”

@gabyschirripa5244 3 года назад

I felt this because my dad was a substitute teacher that all the kids loved and made up songs 🥴

@satarupagingerkolay 2 года назад

Well atleast Ryan is self aware that he is the only one who hates these songs.

@Ali-mv3jc 2 года назад

@@gabyschirripa5244 your dad sounds awesome

@mars_mayday Год назад

This is even funnier because Garrick notoriously hates musicals lmao

@zerocraic3966 Год назад

@@mars_mayday there is nothing funnier than his pure valid hatred for the greatest showman

@snaketoes3818 3 года назад

Never did I think that a song about disconnected gay oars that were separated because one had to be turned into a sword to kill an esteemed samurai by an equally but secretly more esteemed samurai would be genuinely moving and very very well done

@grass-ifrass Год назад

It needs to be its own musical!

@hnichole 10 месяцев назад

No but literally why is the songwriting so good, I love it.

@starlight1314 3 года назад

Imagine being 12 years old and hearing of this country bumpkin that straight up murdered not just one but TWO of your older, more skilled relatives and then your family just looks at you like "alright buddy, you're up". The audacity.

@champslim 3 года назад

Right??!! Poor kid!

@daisy9858 3 года назад

It’s worse than that, it was his dad and his uncle :(

@greenapple9477 Месяц назад

Late, but that poor kid certainly deserved better.

@chrisiguess4740 3 года назад

Can we talk about 1. shane's vocal range and 2. the fact he said gay rights for ores

@jaylasanchez4039 3 года назад

Thats because mcnassy is gay(the professer

@waitaminute-113 3 года назад

1, it’s oars 2. I love your comment

@beingbeckeroni 3 года назад

We stan a same-object love supporter.

@zombieo_43 3 года назад

@@jaylasanchez4039 WOAH WOAH HOLD IT THERE BUSTER

@jaylasanchez4039 3 года назад

@@zombieo_43 ??

@abigailkaterbergcolibaba 3 года назад

The reactions to kid Ryan slamming a child to the ground and then finding out he was racist have the same energy as Shane finding out the Ax Man was racist

@kaskaskas 2 года назад

wait this is literally so true. HAHAHH

@Lamedvavnik Год назад

Yeah so weird. He killed people… “okay” and was racist “what a piece of shit!”

@jellybeanboy 11 месяцев назад

Or finding out Ken Rex McElroy was a pedophile

@DarkestElemental616 3 года назад

Musashi: Now I've thrown him off his rhythm. STREET SMARTS!

@pasqualilebowitz7866 3 года назад

Fuckin had me wheezing lmfao

@princesssookeh 3 года назад

goddamned john mullaney lol

@camblycreeper7999 3 года назад

Bittenbinder probablly could have read that book. Probably got a lot from it.

@Atuchy 3 года назад

HAHAHAHAHAHA

@hi_flops 3 года назад

Musashi was the apprentice of J.J. Bittenbinder lmao

@raealamont 3 года назад

Somebody give Shane Madej a hug cause these last 2 songs have been devastating. Catch me crying over gay oars and a clipped coin at 2 am.

@giveyograndpaahug3153 3 года назад

Same sis

@liriodendronlasianthus 3 года назад

Yes 😭

@hannahpchism 3 года назад

@Raea let’s make a club

@raealamont 3 года назад

@@hannahpchism absolutely let's do that😂

@kaskaskas 3 года назад

not to mention the train that couldn't carry Lincoln

@AmethystEyes 3 года назад

Backstory: The professor does not let Ryan win because he wants Ryan to remain human and not a puppet.

@venerandoalamaresjr.8910 3 года назад

Makes sense considering Ryan is a sucker for jelly beans

@wandi2_ 3 года назад

OH MY GOSH!!!!! DemonShane protecting Ryan in all forms bye

@LauraGonzalez-zw4nv 3 года назад

the people on the show aren't contestants, they're Victims

@georgacunliffe8640 3 года назад

just like edward and bella

@raymondsison9186 3 года назад

I would love to see all the past winners turn into puppets...

@BHFFS 3 года назад

The reason he carved the oar into a sword is because Sasaki's sword was huge. Like really big. A three shaku blade (35.5 inches or so). For reference a typical katana is about 24 inches. Musashi would have been at a significant reach disadvantage, so he carved the boat's oar to be a wooden sword 43 inches long. Giving him the reach advantage.

@roymustang5850 3 года назад

Yups sasaki is the master of Nodachi (straight edged long sword) and a really a good one qt that according to the story, Musashi in the other hand is used normal length katana

@cass1115 3 года назад

Help why does this sound like Ye Olde Dick Measuring Competition

@liriodendronlasianthus 3 года назад

This is hilarious and badass. Couldn't he get a bigger metal sword before that???

@DarkestElemental616 3 года назад

@@liriodendronlasianthus yes, but that would be exactly what his opponent would be expecting. Also, hello fellow Starkid fan!

@liriodendronlasianthus 3 года назад

@@DarkestElemental616 Hello fellow Starkid! Well, that makes this whole affair way way funnier.

@SetFireGirl 3 года назад

Imagine being the Professor and politely asking your guests if they've ever been in a fight to get your students engaged in your topic, imagining that you'll maybe hear about some drunken fisticuffs or something. And instead your good friend Ryan just casually drops into the conversation that he physically picked up and slammed a racist child into the ground at age 12. How do you even recover man I would be unable to think about anything else for at least 3 weeks

@fist-of-doom487 3 года назад

I remember kicking the ass of a Drug Dealers kid for picking on a cat when I was in 6th grade. I had no idea and didn’t know what a Drug dealer even was. My mom quickly made me apologize to which he said I did nothing wrong and said he’s seen that I was a good kid to people when they earned it and that his son was being a shit that day. So yeah Drug Dealer said I was within my right to kick his kids ass, I guess professionals do have standards

@ThirrinDiamond 3 года назад

@@fist-of-doom487 OH MY GAWWWDDDDD

@fist-of-doom487 3 года назад

@@ThirrinDiamond probably the closest thing my Mom ever came to a near death experience as far as I know lol. Ignorance is Bliss, I had no idea what I was doing or who I was messing with until I got told about it years later.

@ThirrinDiamond 3 года назад

@@fist-of-doom487 ........ you escaped a potential maffia. Thats fucking insane man. I hope yall are safer now and the trauma isnt too intense for either of ya 💗

@fist-of-doom487 3 года назад

@@ThirrinDiamond nah, we laugh about it now and I feel a certain amount of pride. No lasting trauma from it, in fact I couldn’t even say their was trauma in the moment. That was YEARS ago. I’m 26 now

@Beatriz-cw8wd 3 года назад

The story: happened centuries ago Ryan: I hope he doesn't die Me: who's gonna tell him

@xenophiliuslovegood6914 3 года назад

Don't you dare

@mark-kz1me 3 года назад

nobody gon talk abt how theres only 8 dislikes. ppl just blind.

@Beatriz-cw8wd 3 года назад

@@xenophiliuslovegood6914 agreed, he's too pure

@ally2930 3 года назад

Xenophilius Lovegood somebody’s gotta tell him

@xenophiliuslovegood6914 3 года назад

@@ally2930 🙉

@liak814 3 года назад

i can't believe i DIDN'T expect a heartbreaking homoromantic song about two oars from mr madej

@tozmarauders4187 3 года назад

I believe you mean Professor

@greatvalue_ethelcain 3 года назад

You mean the oars

@ishanafondekar6334 3 года назад

i didnt expect anything less from the guy who lay down on a pentagram and screamed "rock and roll buckaroo"

@imaferretmaster 3 года назад

Miyamoto Mushashi will forever be the closest thing we've ever had to a real life anime character.

@elizabethlee2136 2 года назад

I mean Son Goku (Sung Wukong) never actually might have existed. So i have to agree.

@ieatpeopleand 2 года назад

There was a South American native Chief who caused such problems for the Spanish, that when they caught him, they cut off both his hands and set him free; as if to say, "He's no threat now"; only to have him fit knives to the ends of his stumps and make a come back!

@lavans5721 2 года назад

@@ieatpeopleand Dororo!

@procastination_is_my_passi4182 Год назад

Mans was doing side quests in the middle of a main quest lmaoo

@jesuspabon5238 Год назад

Welp. They made em into an anime in Fate

@redandpurple317 3 года назад

I love Garrick and the Professor's initial shock at Ryan picking up someone over his head and slamming him into the ground, until Ryan said that the kid was being racist and then they were like "that's understandable". Mood tbh

@idontknoq4813 Год назад

Nah, cows moo.

@KlaxontheImpailr Год назад

Ryan deserved a jellybean for that, honestly.

@glassphoenix9095 Год назад

the immediate shift from "woah, holy shit dude??" to "oh okay fuck that guy lmao"

@CSSAMMYY_ Год назад

@@glassphoenix9095 so real like at first I was like "dam you go tiny" to "oh WOW you GO tiny"

@harveyholmes9533 3 года назад

I believe puppet history is technically eligible for several Tony’s

@beckwhitten2044 3 года назад

...what? How do we get this puppet a Tony? pls share your wisdom

@LittleMissLounge 3 года назад

An Obie at least.

@hayley9 3 года назад

don’t forget the emmys

@jackf1830 3 года назад

I second this notion good sir

@aanderson270 3 года назад

Technically. The best kind of eligible.

@ambertregoning3821 3 года назад

Shane: "the only person qualified to sing a duet with me is me"

@greatvalue_ethelcain 3 года назад

“I see no god up here - OTHER THAN ME.”

@communist_oranges 3 года назад

He didn't lie tho

@gltche4840 3 года назад

Shane? I only know Professor.

@triple6keyz497 2 года назад

fun fact: Miyamoto didn’t use steel swords, he commonly used wooden swords, as he wanted to prove his level of skill to his opponent

@artofboredom42 9 месяцев назад

Ok but this explained 10:18 for me

@nerdydrawer7265 3 месяца назад

Also sort of explains why the stories mentioned here talk of how he bludgeoned his opponents. And why the younger brother looked to be stabbed by his own sword instead Musashi’s.

@ExistentialIdiot Год назад

This show really is just 'guy puts on a puppet show for his friends where one of them is begrudgingly delighted and one is enthusiastically delighted'

@MustardLadySaveMe 3 года назад

Shane is on another level, out here harmonizing with HIMSELF

@graceriley2500 3 года назад

IKR

@hound3000 3 года назад

Or maybe Shane has a twin?

@sarahkinsey5434 3 года назад

Like Jeff Lynne of Electric Light Orchestra

@dhivyasahiram5727 3 года назад

I... Professor? Blink if you're being held hostage by a Genie.

@kassidytucker8431 3 года назад

Yea we need to know

@gigicilla7 3 года назад

If the professor ever blinked though I would be so scared

@o0Scarrow0o 3 года назад

Does the professor even have eyelids though?

@dhivyasahiram5727 3 года назад

@@gigicilla7 That's how we know for a fact that he is in trouble, when he finally blinks after 10 episodes 😂

@dhivyasahiram5727 3 года назад

@@o0Scarrow0o He's a man of mystery... 😂

@randomperson2777 Год назад

“I mean, I know he’s a serial killer, but I kinda wish he was my dad.” “Well, for the right price he could be.” These two are so casually unhinged, I love it 🤣

@mars_mayday Год назад

1) Garrick liking the songs at the end of the production is hilarious because he notoriously hates musicals (as mentioned on every Guilty Pleasures podcast featuring a musical) 2) Ryan being the kind of kid who can slam DUNK a kid into the ground is exactly the kind of challenger Musashi would have loved to have had 3) Garrick and Ryan are the duo teachers would constantly have to separate at school because they'd keep joking around with each other

@kmt9304 3 года назад

Musashi is literally the most savage person in history, this man straight up SLEPT while his opponent got ready to kill him 💀💀💀💀💀

@17sdiamondlife2 3 года назад

Why did I originally read this as “this man slept with his opponent” 💀

@greatvalue_ethelcain 3 года назад

17’s Diamond Life I mean, that sounds par for the course

@motopapss 3 года назад

@@17sdiamondlife2 svt stan? a CARAT?

@17sdiamondlife2 3 года назад

baby yoda Hey!! 👋

@violeta8445 3 года назад

Omg carat watcherssss

@XCIX9 3 года назад

This show has evolved and grown so much that it doesn't even feel like "Shane" anymore. Like Professor is honestly its own mysterious chaotic entity and Shane is merely trapped being its power source.

@jemimaryan845 3 года назад

shane is the genie

@elizabethgatchell4546 3 года назад

Shane is his roommate and protects himself from the cat

@axazart 3 года назад

honestly im building this whole theory for the professors backstory

@denny.moiras 3 года назад

Shane came across a genie and his wish was to continue ruining history but sprinkle in more ✨theatre✨ and the genie obliged and now Shane is trapped

@SybilHolidayHolidayOHara 3 года назад

Demon, man. Remember Shane inviting Demons into his body? Demon got him

@FadedAndForlorn Год назад

Ryan and Garrick radiate the same energy as wake and bake college students in a class they love and it fills me with such joy.

@sammykenny Год назад

@@JohannesVanDerStuyvebode better than sleepin’ and weepin’ I suppose

@meganfair9891 3 года назад

"Sometimes you gotta make a business decision" is maybe one of the most stone cold phrases i've ever heard refer to murder.

@Calucifer13 2 года назад

Well, Ryan would be capable of murder with no problem. He looks mentally unstable to me, aparently from some prolonged childhood trauma or something similar, and he shows zero empathy quite often. He scares me, tbh.

@leademi1387 3 года назад

The “face” The Professor made when he learned about Ryan’s flight ability seriously made him question antagonizing him was priceless!

@ghostmemeboi 3 года назад

timestamp

@995cool 3 года назад

wait ryan can fly?

@sabrinafinklea-strickland7938 3 года назад

Typo they meant FIGHT everybody

@lauranight4572 3 года назад

damn I'd be shocked if I learned my mortal enemy could fly

@Lauren.E.O 3 года назад

A DUET?! THE PROFESSOR IS BRINGING HIS A GAME THIS SEASON!

@aarchyss 3 года назад

YES! As a musician, it was amazing

@greatvalue_ethelcain 3 года назад

Give credit to where it’s due...to the oars! (Really to Shane)

@inevitable_handle 3 года назад

What can I say

@asmashireen 3 года назад

I read this comment before the video began and wait for the whole video It was worth it

@Lauren.E.O 3 года назад

Asma Shareen Very worth it

@mad-hq4cz 2 года назад

29:53 hate how nobody is talking about this. this song is about gay OARS and shane SNAPPED. if you look a bit past the comedy, this is honestly really beautiful.

@frankiejo4430 2 года назад

imagine if that family just kept going down the line and musashi straight-up fought a baby

@mr.goblin6039 2 года назад

He would’ve killed that baby. Musashi’s hands are rated E for everyone. lol

@catalinapardoargerich4604 3 года назад

theory: the professor actually really appreciates ryan, he doesn’t let him win because that would mean he has to leave

@pinkpusheenpaws 3 года назад

NO THATS SAD IM ALREADY CRYING OVER THE OARS 🥺🥺🥺

@m0rtalm1ke 3 года назад

omg TT

@musclebunny7665 3 года назад

Omfg I’m gonna cry

@ziqqyziqqy 3 года назад

brUh if any of my teachers prevented me from passing so i wouldnt leave, i'd be--- wtf 😂

@EloiseRaeCullen 3 года назад

@@ziqqyziqqy same, man. Fucking same 🤣

@themelinoe 3 года назад

im sorry but mikinosuke's parents selling him has the same energy as y/n getting sold to one direction by her drug addict mother

@sarilchowdhury3955 3 года назад

I'm dead. This is underrated

@casstheshifter2176 3 года назад

HOW DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE LIKES

@themelinoe 3 года назад

@@casstheshifter2176 lmao i posted this like a week after the video went up

@TonyStark-kd5ti 3 года назад

LMFAOO.

@barbaras9594 3 года назад

PLEASE BAHAHAHAH

@ButchBirdie 3 года назад

Ryan and the professor slowly becoming more theatrical in their hatred for each other is the subplot I didn't know I needed

@8cladgamer210 3 года назад

“Is he gonna turn back?” “Nope! See ya next week!” “This hurts”

@SuperLoves4 3 года назад

Theory: Shane is the genie but the reason the Professor owes him is that Shane is actually a demon

@first_day_of_samar4358 3 года назад

THIS tbeory is by far my favorite

@bigbazoxngas9576 3 года назад

YOUR ONTO SOMETHING

@Karin_Allen 3 года назад

IN FACT, when Shane stole the Goatman's Bridge, he might have imprisoned the Goatman in the Professor!

@mikeylikesit525 3 года назад

@@Karin_Allen Damn it. I was going to say the same thing

@KaLL_Sally 3 года назад

Karin Allen THATS SO GOOD

@daisy9858 3 года назад

The lore so far: -The professor is either an immortal or a time traveler -He has had a run in with a genie AND he’s used up all of his wishes. -The genie possibly turned him into a puppet (the one episode where he mentioned the genie tricking you even if you phrase something just right) -The jelly beans in the coveted cup given to the episode’s history master turns them into a puppet, but the ones in his book bag do not (Black Death episode - Steven and Ryan both take beans and eat them on camera, although that was the first episode so lore may not count there)

@uheart2 3 года назад

Fucking hell Was this all just an excuse to continue the hot dog saga

@Unknown_crusader 3 года назад

😮

@sethrodrigues399 3 года назад

-the professor eating his own jellybean shits -the professor farming and eating spiders -cats being the natural predator of puppets -puppet discrimination is canon

@edgeofthemoon6508 3 года назад

The real reason Ryan never wins...

@mack4064 3 года назад

And that's why Shane never lets Ryan win

@ArcherOwl 2 года назад

After the season 4 finale, I thought it would be fun to go back through the other videos and find out the real scores in each to see if Ryan actually won any. This will be focused on the points won during the questions only, not the extra points the professor gives out willy-nilly. Actual Score: Ryan had 5 points and Garrick had 5. It was a tie, but you could say Ryan won because he wasn't turned into a puppet.

@LivingMyLife22 Год назад

🫘

@anonwa4309 Год назад

i have been waiting for someone to do this, thank u!

@Who_evenamIanymore Год назад

@@LivingMyLife22 why saumsage

@calamaribowl8683 Год назад

@@Who_evenamIanymore These are beans my friend

@marianaaraujo9345 Год назад

so, no one is gonna talk about how Musashi ended up like The Mom in every "my mom sold me to one direction" fanfic??

@richardball5843 Год назад

The mom in every WHAT?

@jellybeanboy 11 месяцев назад

Except he didn't sell his child?? He purchased a child like One Direction

@ashlynnheller8400 11 месяцев назад

@@richardball5843 You clearly were not on any fanfiction sites as a preteen/young teen

@AskMia411 9 месяцев назад

@@ashlynnheller8400I definitely was on fan fiction sites as a teen and I’ve NEVER heard of this before the comments in this comment section. To be fair, I wasn’t a one direction fan and didn’t really go for shipping irl people, which is the only kind of fanfic I’ve ever seen for one direction. But still, how and WHY did that story premise even happen???

@michelle6337 6 месяцев назад

I have been reading fanfic for decades and I have never heard of this trope. I'm not here to yuck anyone's yum, but what in the actual hell.

@alex-fs9yt 3 года назад

Shout out to young Ryan for fighting that racist boy. Ricky Goldsworth jumped out; talk shit get hit.

@o0Scarrow0o 3 года назад

This whole season I've actually been thinking one day that ricky goldsworth is coming out and when that they comes were all screwed

@jellysharkbat 3 года назад

@@o0Scarrow0o Ricky Goldsworth v. The Professor: who will win!?

@KatieTheKraken 3 года назад

Ricky Goldsworth has always been around, Ryan just hadn't named him until Unsolved.

@alex-fs9yt 3 года назад

@@KatieTheKraken big brain time

@karthikaamenon5987 3 года назад

I can't believe Ryan is the guy who screamed like a maniac in the old city jail and also the same guy who slammed a racist kid over his head at 12

@thesnowqueen89 3 года назад

that pile of bricks really did a number on him

@Gamerkat10 3 года назад

ghosts are scary! racists just need a good beatin'.

@waxingmoon2726 3 года назад

a man of many talents

@helenburke1194 3 года назад

It’s funny cause I feel like Shane is exactly the opposite. He is unperturbed by ghosts but would get beaten up by a 12 year old now.

@EloiseRaeCullen 3 года назад

The difference between ghosts and racists is racists can bleed lmao

@alice-tk5rp 3 года назад

can i just say that one of my favourite things about this show is that they dont just do american history? like, they do america and asia and africa and things that i learnt at school (as a brit). i just think its cool bc we dont rly get to hear about much that happens outside europe in my school

@lauran8968 Год назад

right? i'm from south america and it's so fun to learn about other places, if it was only history from the united states i wouldn't watch

@Avocado7765 3 года назад

His story sounds like if a new person started playing an rpg board game and kept getting super high rolls lol.

@alexfumero2381 3 года назад

this week on puppet history: twelve year old killers and gay oars

@greatvalue_ethelcain 3 года назад

Truly 😂😂

@sage_in_palmmall5301 3 года назад

@Anthony Lucero JAIL FOR YOU

@hm-pu1ui 3 года назад

@Anthony Lucero 😀what

@rosin_eater 3 года назад

Quality content

@uhhyeah9033 2 года назад

as a gay (wh)o(re)ar i love this comment and this episode

@ivysantos9273 3 года назад

Wow, if Ryan can lift someone up over his head and slammed them into the ground as a child, imagine what he can do to a puppet

@shai_latte_3683 3 года назад

The professor is an immortal being, Ryan is no challenge for him

@oliviagreen7423 3 года назад

If Ryan tries to attack the Professor, the samurai sword will protect him🔪

@fuzzyfizz 3 года назад

You're scaring the professor

@ivysantos9273 3 года назад

@@fuzzyfizz Good

@troy4328 3 года назад

@@shai_latte_3683 that little bastard is stealing souls!

@_kellyfurman 3 года назад

Ok Shane said "gay rights for oars" and Ryan made a reference to The Office and basketball multiple times. *I'M LIVING*

@hardcoreftw95 2 года назад

Important detail is that kojiro used a longer than normal katana, which is why Musashi used the oar, as kojiro was used to having the reach advantage, so Musashi made his oar slightly longer giving him the win

@soshiangel90 3 года назад

1 - did Shane did just a duet with himself?! MASTERFUL! 2 - I demand the return of Puppet Garrick!

@trafficjam7559 3 года назад

The Professor and Garrick the research assistant

@alex-fs9yt 3 года назад

Ryan's various names/alter-egos: . Ryan Bergara . Ricky Goldsworth . Balls Balls . Beef Man/Boy

@AmethystEyes 3 года назад

Alex you forgot “Night Night”

@Karin_Allen 3 года назад

@@AmethystEyes And Brad Pistachio!

@aarchyss 3 года назад

Lmao I forgot about Balls Balls And also Ryan’s official Aliases

@tiaramitta4734 3 года назад

Beef man

@kiravaughan1426 3 года назад

Also B Boy!

@kiwi_trucks 2 года назад

The oar duet was the most beautiful thing I’ve ever been blessed to see and hear.

@faisalliot 2 года назад

The oar song is unfairly good and so is this entire lesson. 10/10 loved it.

@trinityrain2442 3 года назад

i didn't think i'd be seeing gay oars in this week's history lesson, but i stan

@lynnielemonade 3 года назад

i mean.. how can you tell they’re both the same gender?💀

@ayestheracoonmyancientenem4825 3 года назад

Lynnie how can you tell their not?

@mauricia9245 3 года назад

YES I ALSO STAN

@lynnielemonade 3 года назад

A yes the racoon My ancient enemy well i can’t lmao i’m just saying lol i stan either way

@maxwellbrooks5430 3 года назад

one more oar and they could've had an oar-gie

@D44RK_Iced_Yogs 3 года назад

“That’s a pretty bird” “Jesus that’s not a pretty bird” Beef boy 2020

@snackeater4990 3 года назад

And that’s why shrikes are my favorite bird

@lordofspaghetti5454 3 года назад

Shrikes are best bird

@naneesther1540 3 года назад

Beef man* EXUSE YOU

@Yawnybones 3 года назад

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-5SldBtvWFhM.html

@alex-fs9yt 3 года назад

I love how that's just his name now

@SailorDoom21 3 года назад

Did an actual, cartoonish spit take from “Imagine if the zodiac killer was just fighting people to death”

@shsu23 2 года назад

Even though Ryan is always making fun of Shane’s songs, you can tell how proud he is of his friend.

@Bex84 3 года назад

I love the sign during the fight that says "why are these signs in English?"

@Idkwhattoputatp 3 года назад

Mrs. Bennett omg I just realized 😂

@squeakybb 3 года назад

New theory: Ryan has a little notebook he's using to actually tally history points in hes never ceasing quest to become history master

@fuzzyfizz 3 года назад

That'd be funny though lol

@kassidytucker8431 3 года назад

He won once

@L16htW4rr10r 3 года назад

@@kassidytucker8431 When?

@MrNarwhaI 3 года назад

Kassidy Tucker He only tied

@ollieontheoffbeat 3 года назад

@@MrNarwhaI nah, when you tally up actual question points without the bullshit Ryan has either won or tied every episode beside the last two

@tabbytheroach6111 3 года назад

Is everyone going to ignore the fact that when the oars were off screening it they put the sound of sawing wood in there. please tell me i’m not the only one who understood what that meant💀💀

@taun96 Год назад

This episode is honestly my favourite among all 5 seasons. This is peak comedy at its most absurd level. Honestly, the GOAT when it comes to Puppet History. It's a close tie between this, the Isaac Newton episode with Keith, and the Jose Rizal episode.

@andrewa9064 3 года назад

So irl Ryan lore * He's been able to throw kids at 12 with pure strength * He was given a mysterious katana * He fell into some bricks and has some memory because of it

@gretablackwell495 3 года назад

He’s basically an anime character at this point

@andrewa9064 3 года назад

@@gretablackwell495 I'm just waiting for it to be reveal that Ryan actually went through secret warrior training

@MegaJessylynn 3 года назад

Don't forget being menaced by a tube of toothpaste #neverforget

@linopii 3 года назад

Andrew A he also was apparently born with the dry skin of a lizard

@zohar5452 3 года назад

His father is a serial killer dentist and his mother has claimed to be an alien

@apkaoni7156 3 года назад

"Oh no Ryan don't chuck kids! Oh he was racist? Oh ok get his ass" Love to see it

@greenapple9477 3 года назад

17:06 I'll NEVER get tired of that. "I'm trying, this dude's an A-hole!" 😂

@seoulv8427 3 года назад

What if the chest pain that he experienced at the end of his life was the ghost of the last guy he killed smacking him with a paddle?

@percyrios4332 3 года назад

The professor knowing nothing about basketball is a mood

@randomgrmlin 3 года назад

Percy Rios indeed

@SilviaNight99 3 года назад

I can relate 😂 lmao

@Juiceharlot 3 года назад

Shane is out here harmonizing with himself like Beyonce do. He is on another level.

@greatvalue_ethelcain 3 года назад

“I am Beyoncé always.”

@griffinlloyd3758 3 года назад

I did a lot of research on musashi back in middle school. I read his equivalent of "the art of war" and it carried me through my middleschool/highschool wrestling career. I remember shaving the bark off of branches and making "swords" with the neighborhood kids and we would have little duels.

@carissanami5824 3 года назад

"without knowing others, one cannot really know oneself" damn, that's a beautiful quote, gotta write it down

@Flanneryschickens 3 года назад

"I mean I know he's a serial killer, but I kinda wish he was my dad!" "Well for the right price, he could be" It has been a loooong time since I've laughed so hard at anything, thank you for Puppet History

@sbeana9 3 года назад

everyone here is just ignoring the wonderful moments where the Professor is clueless about sports but still trying to follow along with Ryan and Garrick's Sports Bro Talk

@lizzylucyn7133 3 года назад

Always with the double rim argument ❔❔❔😕

@tdsims1963 3 года назад

Lololol!! Someone else picked up on that!

@PoochieCollins 3 года назад

I'm shocked that as alpha-bro as Shane is that he doesn't follow sports.

@MonikaZabcik 3 года назад

Ok but the dogs barking got me. I thought my dogs were barking.

@marianahernandez2632 3 года назад

There’s something about watching a cuddly puppet say “fck em!” That is *chefs kiss*

@gigicilla7 3 года назад

Ryan saying "everyone does"" about the songs and not saying "everyone does...except me" makes me think he's secretly a lover ❄️

@lenahm9369 3 года назад

The professor is actually protecting Ryan by not giving him the jelly beans.

@DB-wb1tz 3 года назад

Why do you think the winners never come back?

@umaaamiii 3 года назад

@@DB-wb1tz KP did

@drfreudsmom 3 года назад

@@umaaamiii she is different than the others

@ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123 3 года назад

@@umaaamiii she's immune because of the tie in the second episode

@ApsaraMenaka 3 года назад

@@drfreudsmom she is in on it...

@bobyn5266 3 года назад

Me: realizes that Shane has to send the winner's prize ahead of time, so of course the guest is always gonna win Also me: roots for Ryan

@vsratoslava 3 года назад

They say the sound people outside the guest’s house are having cups so they can give one any time. But I also think Ryan will never win lol

@melaniethegreat2725 3 года назад

Same

@lemmetalkaboutthis 3 года назад

"irritating one's opponent" Did you mean, *"throw him off his rhythm"?*

@meghanspencer7537 2 года назад

He threw off his groove......

@ladybirdg5658 3 года назад

Why didn't anyone say "you know if your opponent doesn't show up in 15 minutes, you can leave"

@catherinemariecannockcoell146 3 года назад

theory: Something went down with the professor and a genie and sense the professor owes him, the genie is making him collect souls by giving people jelly beans that turn them into puppets and the professor is trying to save ryan by making him lose every time.

@liv25425 3 года назад

That is absolutely perfect I showed my sister this comment she said that no one else has turned into a puppet.

@alexander-hu9mu 3 года назад

pack it up demon shane

@zachkubish598 3 года назад

How does that explain the fact that one lady has 3 trophies

@catherinemariecannockcoell146 3 года назад

@@zachkubish598 damn u right 😔

@liv25425 3 года назад

Czakarie Kubish you right

@benscerri6472 3 года назад

So Shane just sung a duet between two gay oars, huh? Alright. I love this show.

@skittles3967 3 года назад

this is incredible

@greatvalue_ethelcain 3 года назад

2020 do be giving the gays nourishment, just sayin.

@maxwellbrooks5430 3 года назад

and they were oaroomates

@ahouvitrivera8872 3 года назад

Maxwell Brooks oh my god they were oaroomates

@kitl5152 3 года назад

same, legendary

@HoneyBee20x 3 года назад

The musical production of those 2 oars is absolutely genius and deserves more appreciation, 'oar' at least SOME acknowledgment. Beautiful, well done!

@skye4591 2 года назад

ryan: playing sport with your dad and you win because hes just getting older shane: one time you put your child down will be the last time lul

@laurenragle5228 3 года назад

Not only did Musashi carry a sword, he's know for carrying two - Deadpool style. That's actually why a gene I have studied (as a biochemist) is called Musashi - because it looks like that classic two-sword pose.

@WildHeart378 3 года назад

Dual wielding?!?! Man that’s some anime crap right there. Well I’m not surprised his life sounds like a two season shonen.

@cameronsmith7538 3 года назад

This is so dope

@Himothy108 3 года назад

I assumed that cause the picture has 2 swords and at the end it said something like 2 swords style or something. But damn that's cool

@ismet1664 3 года назад

You mean 2 katanas at once? Most samurai did carry 2 swords, but while one of them would be indeed a katana, the other would be a wakizashi, more of a short sword/knife.

@laurenragle5228 3 года назад

@@ismet1664 yes, 2 katanas at once. As I said, like Deadpool.

@sillycat7447 3 года назад

puppet history in 100 years: the plague humans were too stupid to deal with

@angiegibson6598 3 года назад

Bold of you to assume humans will still be here in 100 years

@foozlesprite 3 года назад

@@angiegibson6598 nobody said it was the humans producing it 100 years from now :p

@868edgar 3 года назад

Aewin puppets rise up

@parrotpepper502 3 года назад

@@angiegibson6598 the professor will murder Ryan, Shane, and Steven and hold an episode talking about every stupid thing theyve done

@fallen0angel 3 года назад

@@foozlesprite I love the idea of just a gaggle of Professors running, participating, and then afterwards, watching Puppet History.

@luluartistika4722 2 года назад

I red Musashi's Book by Eiji Yoshikawa. The story of Musashi was a serious and had a looot of philosophy. But this one is very funny, hillarious and cute version of Musashi. Damn good! I should watch you guys often. I have to share this to my big bro and see his reactions. He's a fan of Musashi, either he will laugh out loud or cried......hahahahaha

@TheLastSane1 Год назад

Hilarious and cute version? Of the guy who jumped out of a bush and stabbed a 12 year old and then proceeded to run like hell to avoid being shot?

@Xaldarus 6 месяцев назад

This history lesson prepared me for the Record of Ragnarok anime

@eleanorgouldie9355 3 года назад

The more stories I hear of Ryans childhood, the more everything makes sense

@user-hn5zw8nq9m 3 года назад

it's all coming together

@RegstarRogstar 3 года назад

Didnt he almost brained himself on a pavement once and got hit by lighting once or is that just me halucinating him say that

@eleanorgouldie9355 3 года назад

alifia ! I think so and his mum put herself in the washing machine or something and told him she wasn’t his real mum I can’t remember😂😭

@ronankrissoff4649 3 года назад

@@eleanorgouldie9355 Yeah. She put a wig in the washing machine and told him that his real mom was in the washer, I think.

@ellebaby825 3 года назад

@@eleanorgouldie9355 😂😂 what?!

@Razmatini 3 года назад

Ryan: i picked him up over his head and threw him on the ground The Professor: *F E A R*

@butters9887 3 года назад

The Professor sweeping the land and turning people into puppets to force them to play in his theater is honestly a horror movie.

@amelieg246 Год назад

As much as I love Ryan and the Professor bullying each other, it was so lovely to see Ryan enjoying himself so much this episode

@rory4804 3 года назад

are we not gonna talk about the implied lore of garrick eating the jelly bean and turning into a puppet?? what does that mean???? how does the puppet world work?????? who gave professor mcnasty a jelly bean- is the professor what happens when someone becomes the real and true history master????????? THE IMPLICATIONS

@starlight1314 3 года назад

Rory what if that's why the professor won't let Ryan win any episodes? Because it's Beef Boy's legacy to break the curse. 'Twas in the prophecy.

@johnlai4998 3 года назад

Is it the Genie who gave the Professor the jelly bean?

@claireparker736 3 года назад

All guests should be required to eat a jelly bean...

@niko.nixxxx 3 года назад

@Sonzai Shinai That sounds like a fever dream. I'm all for it tbh

@tripaces_ 3 года назад

does the whole jelly bean thing imply that the professor was once human sized? was there a 6" blue fuzzy dude just walking around?

@Russianbluez 3 года назад

theory: ryan is actually being protected by the professor if he is spreading his puppetry disease by jelly beans. also hey garrick. garrick. why. why do you have that puppet. who made that for you. i have questions. GARRICK.

@melaniemagolan2241 3 года назад

That’s a puppet you can order. My local theatre used the same exact puppet as Gary Coleman in Avenue Q.

@Russianbluez 3 года назад

@@melaniemagolan2241 that does explain that but then why. why does he have it. did shane call garrick to be like, hey i need to send you this puppet for a bit

@LizLuvsCupcakes 3 года назад

“Trust me, it’ll mindfuck so many people it’s gonna be hilarious man.”

@willberman1562 3 года назад

impishclutter why don’t you own a puppet? They’re fun

@mnschoen 3 года назад

The sawing sound effect when things get hot and heavy omfg.

@WestrumVerus Год назад

I find it interesting (in a good way) that Western music (aka, music that one would find in a Western movie) was added when the Professor started talking about Musashi's most famous fight. Especially after learning that Samurai films and Western films tend to share a lot of similarities to each other when comparing films (ex: Yojimbo and A Fist Full of Dollars)

@alyssaorange771 3 года назад

Theory: The professor was once a human who was forced to eat one of the genie’s jelly beans in return for 3 wishes, turning him into a puppet forever. Since them the genie has forced him to lure unknowing participants into eating those same jelly beans and face the same fate as he. He is forced to lure unknowing participants into his game and ‘reward’ them at the end, really dooming them to the same fate as he... When Ryan ‘looses’ an episode of puppet history, he really is winning because the professor is protecting him from spending the rest of his life living as a puppet...

@candycoatedthorns2876 3 года назад

Omfgg so the professor is actually saving Ryan from a puppet fate cause he cares about him and likes having him around 😭😭😭 my heartttt

@_xrand0mp0stsx_ 3 года назад

All those arguments with each other and the professor must be thinking " if only you knew" " this is for your own good" OW MY FRIEKIN HEART

@charlotterice3839 3 года назад

IN REALITY THE PROFESSOR CARES ABOUT RYAN AND THAT'S WHY HE ALWAYS LOOSES CHANGE MY MIND

@Fanney47 3 года назад

Omggg. That's gotta be it. 🙈

@thatyellowblurb8090 3 года назад

Hecc ye!

@angiegibson6598 3 года назад

THIS IS THE BEST SONG IN THE WHOLE SERIES HANDS DOWN

@falconspirit1638 3 года назад

I KNOW! I started stimming so hard. I think it’s the most beautiful duet I’ve ever heard/seen

@karlabrink6011 3 года назад

I just started the episode, and you just made me hella excited😂

@queenofthebones 3 года назад

I think this one or the propeller are the best songs

@Larissawesome 3 года назад

This one’s up there with god’s song for me. I love it so much.

@Zerostatik 3 года назад

Oar is it? ..... I'll see myself out

@Only1Noodle 2 года назад

The tibit about Shrikes impaling their prey is true, they do it because it helps them shred their food and to save it for later consumption.

@Seansyoutubehandle Месяц назад

26:34 I think Steven may have misinterpreted the book to mean “move your channel behind a paywall”

@tadhgmurphy8743 Месяц назад

Second I heard this I had to come see if someone else noticed that love this 😂

@88Missjane 3 года назад

plot twist: the professor is slowly turning all of the guests into puppets so he can recruit a giant puppet army which he will use to challenge the genie that turned him into a puppet. If the genie doesn't turn him back, he will intstead turn every human into a puppet, except for his dear friend ryan, who he's been trying to protect all along.

@mersstwstynr4867 3 года назад

Good

@brandondematteis831 3 года назад

The professor is actually protecting Ryan by not giving him the jelly beans.

@jadeyu7197 3 года назад

IS THAT WHY HE WONT LET RYAN WIN?? COS THE WINNERS GET TURNED INTO PUPPETS?

@elig2807 3 года назад

That's crazy good lore😂💯

@Sunnysketchster 3 года назад

Lowkey reminds me of Bugsnax-

@EmilyKinny 3 года назад

why is no one talking about how adorable garrick is

@juliatominski 3 года назад

Emyliine literally would adorable

@LilianaKali 3 года назад

Yes! When the oar was sad he was like "you ok?" Immediately made me want to see more of him! And that ending! Perfect! Would love to see him come back!

@angiegibson6598 3 года назад

Dimples for days

@gail6552 3 года назад

He needs to come back he is so bloody adorable

@sai-bi2rh 3 года назад

He's also the best audience ever! It was so amazing to see him react!

@friedchicken9904 2 года назад

this is by far one of my favorite episodes of puppet history bc i love the idea of this samurai being the greatest samurai through the sheer power of being rude lol